141 tennessee jokes
- Why don’t Tennessee football players go to the zoo? Because they can’t get past the gate, even when it’s wide open.
- Why do ducks fly over Tennessee upside down? There’s nothing worth quacking about.
- Why did the country music star bring a ladder to Nashville? Because they heard the music scene was something you had to climb into.
- Why did the Tennessee state trooper carry a compass? Because he kept getting lost in everyone’s southern accents.
- What do you call a good ol’ boy from Tennessee with a bottle of champagne? A sparkling redneck!
- Why did the ghost move to Memphis? Because he heard the nightlife was dead exciting.
- Why don’t cows in Tennessee have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
- How does a man from Tennessee take his coffee? Like his music, country strong.
- What’s Tennessee’s favorite card game? Nash-ville.
- Why did the baker move to Nashville? Because he heard the city was on a roll.
- Why did the scientist move to Tennessee? He heard there was a lot of chemistry in Nashville.
- Why don’t cats like to visit Tennessee? They can’t handle all the country mews-ic.
- What do you call a Tennessee carpenter who only works at night? A Nashville star.
- Why did the artist visit Nashville? He heard it was a great place to drawl.
- Why was the math book sad at the University of Tennessee? Because it had too many problems.
- Why don’t they play hide and seek in Tennessee? Good luck hiding when everyone’s too polite not to say hello.
- What does a ghost call Tennessee? The Volunteer “Spirit” State.
- Why did the detective go to Nashville? Because he heard there were a lot of country blues to investigate.
- Why did the computer break down in Tennessee? It couldn’t handle the southern bytes.
- What’s the Tennessee state motto? “At least we’re not Alabama!”
- Why did the vampire visit Tennessee? Because he wanted to get a taste of southern hospitality.
- How do Tennesseans separate the men from the boys? With a restraining order.
- Why was the tomato blushing in Tennessee? Because it saw the salad dressing up for a night out in Nashville.
- What do you call a cat who moved to Nashville? Kitty Chesney.
- Why did the belt get arrested in Nashville? Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
- Why did the scarecrow move to Tennessee? Because it heard the corn there was a-maize-ing.
- Why did the Tennessee river break up with the mountain? Because it felt taken for granite.
- What’s Tennessee’s favorite type of math? Country pi.
- What’s a Tennessee quarterback’s favorite type of art? The scramble.
- Why don’t they tell secrets in Tennessee? Too many open fields.
- Why did the book visit Nashville? It wanted to get bound in the Music City.
- How does a Tennessean catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why did the musician bring a map to Nashville? He wanted to scale the charts.
- What do you call a werewolf in Tennessee? A Nashville moonshiner.
- What did the donut say to the bagel in Nashville? “I’m a country roll!”
- Why did the chicken join a band in Nashville? Because it had the drumsticks.
- What’s the most common pet in Nashville? A songwriter – they can always pick up a tune.
- Why did the spider move to Nashville? He wanted to spin country webs.
- Why did the Tennessee player bring string to the game? To tie the score.
- Why did the broom go to Nashville? Because it heard the city was sweepin’ up the country music scene.
- Why did the Tennessee ghost go to school? He heard they were looking for school spirits.
- How do you know you’re from Tennessee? When you see a sign saying “Yard Sale,” and you pull over.
- What do you call a dog from Nashville? A hound dog, of course!
- Why did the bicycle fall over in Tennessee? It was two-tired from all the country cruising.
- How do you know you’re a true Tennessean? When you consider a “long trip” to be driving to the grocery store.
- Why did the sunflower move to Nashville? To follow its country roots.
- Why do Tennesseans make terrible secret agents? They can’t hide their southern charm.
- What’s a Tennessee dentist’s favorite time? Tooth-thirty.
- How do you make a Tennessee state trooper smile? Tell him Alabama is just a bigger target for the hurricane.
- Why did the golfer pack his bags for Tennessee? He heard the course was full of Nashville holes.
- Why do Tennesseans always carry a map? You never know when you’ll need to drawl.
- Why did the gardener go to Tennessee? She heard it was a great place to grow roots.
- What did the fish say when it swam into the Tennessee river? “Dam!”
- Why was the coffee mug empty in Nashville? It got mugged at the Grand Ole Opry.
- What do Tennesseans call a sunny day after a long streak of rain? Monday.
- What do you call a computer that sings in Nashville? A-Dell.
- What do you call a magical dog in Nashville? A labracadabrador.
- How do you recognize a Tennessean at a car wash? They’re the ones on their bikes.
- Why did the scarecrow become a Nashville star? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How do you know if a Tennessean has been using the computer? There’s white-out on the screen.
- Why was the computer cold in Nashville? It left its Windows open.
- How do Tennesseans like their wine? In a jelly jar.
- Why don’t Tennesseans trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why was the math teacher suspicious of her student in Nashville? He had too many roots in country pi.
- How do you make a Tennessean’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ears.
- What do you call a Tennessean who can play a guitar? Employed.
- Why did the football team go to the bakery in Tennessee? They needed a good “roll” model.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other in Tennessee? They don’t have the guts.
- Why was the math book always nervous in Tennessee? It had too many problems.
- What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine in Tennessee? “Give me my quarterback!”
- Why did themusician store his trumpets in the freezer in Tennessee? He wanted to play cool music.
- Why was the computer cold at the University of Tennessee? It left its Windows open.
- What’s a Tennessean’s idea of a balanced diet? A moon pie in each hand.
- Why did the bread go to Nashville? It wanted to be a roll model.
- Why did the tomato turn red in Tennessee? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the gardener move to Nashville? He heard there was great soil in Music City.
- What’s the most musical part of a chicken in Tennessee? The drumstick.
- Why did the rooster join a band in Tennessee? Because it had the “chicks”.
- How does a Tennessean avoid clicking on phishing emails? They don’t have the internet.
- Why was the baseball team so hot in Tennessee? Because all of the fans left.
- Why did the musician always carry a pencil in Tennessee? To drawl notes.
- What do you call a bird that became a Nashville star? A tweet-heart.
- Why don’t people from Tennessee play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone says y’all.
- Why did the musician keep his guitar in the fridge in Tennessee? He wanted to play it cool.
- What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Tennessee? A Nashvillesaurus.
- What’s the hardest part about writing a song in Nashville? Trying not to write about your truck.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award in Nashville? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How does a Tennessean hold up his pants? With a bible belt.
- Why did the plant go to Nashville? It wanted to make some roots in the music scene.
- What’s the difference between a dressmaker in Nashville and a songwriter? The dressmaker tucks up the frills.
- What do you call a snowstorm in Tennessee? A fluke.
- Why did the cloud stay over Tennessee? It wanted to become a country rain singer.
- What’s a Tennessee football player’s favorite board game? Sorry!
- Why don’t Tennesseans like knock-knock jokes? Because they always answer the door.
- Why did the cookie go to Nashville? It heard there were lots of country crumbs.
- How does a Tennessean count cows? With a cowculator.
- Why did the computer take its glasses to Tennessee? It wanted to improve its windows’ view.
- How do Tennesseans catch fish? By using corn bait.
- Why did the singer bring a ladder to Nashville? To reach the high notes.
- Why don’t you see penguins in Tennessee? They can’t handle the southern heat.
- Why did the chicken join a band in Nashville? It had the drumsticks.
- What do you call a dog that plays guitar in Nashville? A rocking hound.
- Why did the elephant move to Nashville? It wanted to join the country “trunk” music scene.
- What do Tennesseans call a bunch of musical notes that fight? Brawlads.
- Why do Tennesseans always know the way? Because they never lose their southern direction.
- How do you know if a Tennessean invented the toothbrush? If anyone else had, it would be called a teethbrush.
- What’s a Tennessee chef’s favorite cooking utensil? A country frying pan.
- What do you call a cat that sings in Nashville? Kitty Twitty.
- What did the traffic light say to the car in Tennessee? Don’t look, I’m changing!
- Why did the can crusher quit his job in Tennessee? Because it was soda pressing.
- What’s the difference between Tennessee and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
- Why did the belt go to jail in Nashville? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
- Why don’t they make ice in Tennessee? The lady who had the recipe moved away.
- What do you call a country singer who doesn’t have a girlfriend? Homeless.
- Why do Tennessee students always go to school in groups of three? Because they can’t even.
- Why did the picture go to jail in Nashville? Because it was framed.
- What do you call a song that you can’t get out of your head in Nashville? A sticky tune.
- Why did the pepperoni go to the music concert in Nashville? It wanted to meat the band.
- Why did the scarecrow go to the music concert in Nashville? It was a fan of Crow Country music.
- How do Tennesseans change a lightbulb? They don’t, they embrace the darkness.
- What do you call a horse that plays the guitar in Nashville? Dolly “Part-on”.
- Why don’t football teams go to Tennessee? They can’t find the goal line.
- How do you know your neighbor is from Tennessee? When you have a question, they’re always the first to volunteer the answer.
- Why did the flower go to Nashville? It wanted to bloom in Music City.
- How can you tell a vampire is from Tennessee? Instead of blood, they suck the gravy out of biscuits.
- Why don’t they drink Ice tea in Nashville? Because they haven’t figured out how to put ice cubes on a stick.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest in Tennessee? An investigator.
- Why did the fish go to Nashville? It wanted to get hooked on country music.
- Why did the orange go to Nashville? It wanted to be a country peel star.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth in Tennessee? A gummy bear.
- What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion in Tennessee? Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Tennessee? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road in Nashville? Because it ran out of juice.
- Why don’t they use bookmarks in Tennessee? The last page and the first page are always the same.
- Why did the fish blush in Tennessee? Because it saw the river bottom.
- What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish in Tennessee? You can’t tune a fish.
- How do you make a tissue dance in Tennessee? Put a little boogie in it.
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill in Nashville? To get to the bottom.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician in Tennessee? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the donkey get a passport in Tennessee? He wanted to be a globe trotter.
- What do you call a fake noodle in Nashville? An impasta.