125 Fish Jokes

Dive into the depths of laughter with an ocean of fish-themed jokes! From witty wordplay to fin-tastic puns, the world of fish jokes is a sea full of humor waiting to be explored.

Whether you’re a die-hard fan of marine life or simply seeking a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to reel you in with their cleverness and aquatic charm. Join us as we swim through a treasure trove of fish jokes that’ll have you hooked!

Top 125 Fish Jokes:

1. Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net.

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

3. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.

4. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

5. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

6. Why don’t fish like to know their weight? Because they have their own scales.

7. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

8. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

9. What do fish use for money? Sand dollars.

10. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A king fish.

11. What is a fish’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
12. Why did the fish go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a starfish.
13. What do you call a fish that won’t be quiet? A big mouth bass.
14. What’s a fish’s favorite country? Finland.
15. Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
16. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they come with their own scales.
17. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
18. What do you call a fish with a tie? So-fish-ticated.
19. Why did the fish go to school? To become a little smarter.
20. What do you call a fish that’s a knight? Sir Loin of Fish.
21. What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark.
22. What’s a fish’s favorite game? Salmon says.
23. Why are fish never lost? Because they always follow the current.
24. Why don’t fish like computers? Because they’re afraid of the net.
25. What did the mackerel say to the pike? “Don’t play koi with me!”
26. Why did the vegan become a fish? He wanted to be a herbivore.
27. What is the fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar.
28. How do you know when a fish is in love? It gets hooked.
29. Why do fish swim in schools? They don’t want to be caught learning solo.
30. What’s a shark’s favorite Bible story? Noah’s Shark.
31. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.
32. Why don’t fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of sharks.
33. What do you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh.
34. How do fish get to school? By octobus.
35. What do fish use to make phone calls? Shell phones.
36. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
37. Why are some fish at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school.
38. What’s the fish’s favorite song? “Under the Sea”.
39. What do you call a lazy fish? A flounder.
40. Why don’t fish pass their test? Because they work below C level.
41. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
42. What did the salmon say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
43. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy.
44. Why do fish always know what they weigh? They have their own scales.
45. Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
46. Why are fish always eating? They can’t get out of the school.
47. What do you call a fish magician? A magicarp.
48. Why don’t fish like to play football? They’re afraid of the net.
49. What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.
50. What do you call a fish that destroys Japan? Codzilla.
51. What is a fish’s worst subject in school? De-bait.
52. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
53. What do you get when you cross a bird with a fish? A flying fish.
54. What’s a fish’s favorite snack? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
55. Why do fish never know their weight? They have their own scales.
56. Why don’t fish like basketball? They’re afraid of the net.
57. What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A beer-a-cuda.
58. Why do fish live in saltwater? Sweet water would give them cavities.
59. What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.
60. What is a fish’s favorite note? The B-sharp.
61. Why don’t fish play hide and seek? They’re afraid of being found.
62. What did the fish do when his piano sounded funny? He called the piano tuna.
63. What is a fish’s favorite type of music? Something with a lot of bass.
64. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk in them.
65. What do you call a fish that can give you a lot of vitamins? A multi-vitamin sea.
66. What is a fish’s favorite book? “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea”.
67. Why do fish always know how they’re doing? They “mullet” over.
68. What do you call a fish that’s been knighted? Sir Fish A Lot.
69. What is a fish’s favorite part of a song? The hook.
70. Why did the fish get caught? It got hooked on bait.
71. What do you call a fish that needs help with his vocals? Autotuna.
72. What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
73. How do you tune a fish? Adjust its scales.
74. What do fish wear to keep warm? An anemoneck sweater.
75. What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
76. What kind of fish chases a mouse? A catfish.
77. What do you call a fish that won’t shut up? A big mouthed bass.
78. Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them.
79. What type of music do fish listen to? Something catchy!
80. Why did the fish always get into trouble? He couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
81. Why don’t fish ever get lost? They always follow the current.
82. How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the ‘g’.
83. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish.
84. What kind of fish perform at the circus? Clownfish.
85. Why are fish so bad at basketball? They have a fear of nets.
86. What do you call a fish that destroys everything in its path? A bulldozer.
87. Why did the fish make a music album? It wanted to be a rockstar.
88. What did the fish say to the seaweed? “Kelp me out!”
89. Why was the fish at the bank? To check his current balance.
90. What do you call a fish with three eyes? Fiiish.
91. What is the best way to measure a fish? In scales.
92. What is a fish’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
93. How do you tell the gender of a fish? Drop it in water. If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a boy.
94. How can you tell a fish is rich? It always carries a lot of clams.
95. What do you call a fish that’s a famous detective? Sherlock Gills.
96. What do you call a fish that only cares about itself? A shellfish.
97. What did the fish say to his girlfriend? “We should scale back a bit.”
98. Why don’t fish like playing cricket? They’re afraid of the bats.
99. What do fish use to fix their homes? A hammerhead shark.
100. What is a fish’s favorite card game? Go Fish.
101. What do you call a fish who is an entrepreneur? A self-made salmon.
102. What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na.
103. What do you call a fish who knows addition? An addfish.
104. What’s a fish’s favorite place to visit? The sand bar.
105. What do fish wear to go to war? Scale mail.
106. How do you make a fish stew? Take away its credit cards.
107. What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock? Hook, line and stinker.
108. How do fish get high? Seaweed.
109. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a fish? One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other one is a fish.
110. How do you catch a unique fish? Unique up on it.
111. What did the fish say to his psychiatrist? “I’m feeling gill-ty.”
112. What’s a fish’s favorite fast food restaurant? Burger Kelp.
113. How do you tell a fish to come home? Drop it a line.
114. How do you know a fish is an optimist? It always looks at life from the “bait” side.
115. Why are fish such good musicians? Because they’ve got the scales.
116. Why did the fish get kicked out of school? He was caught with seaweed.
117. How do you know if a fish is an introvert or extrovert? If it’s an extrovert, it goes out of its shell.
118. How can you tell when a fish is full? It says, “I’m stuffed!”
119. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ship’s bottom.
120. What kind of fish go best with peanut butter? Jellyfish.
121. Why do fish live in the water? Because it’s too wet to walk.
122. What is a fish’s favorite movie? “Jaws”.
123. What do you get when you cross a fish and a banker? A loan shark.
124. Why are fish so well educated? Because they’re always in schools.
125. What do fish call it when they have lots of assignments? Fin-als week.

Conclusion

There you have it—reel after reel of fishy humor! Hopefully, these jokes have left you awash with laughter and brightened your day with their fin-tastic wit. From the depths of the ocean to the shallows of pun mastery, fish jokes have a way of tickling your funny bone like no other.

So, the next time you’re angling for a good laugh, remember these fin-tastic jokes to share with friends and family. Embrace the sheer scale of amusement these aquatic-themed puns and jokes have to offer. Until next time, keep swimming in the sea of humor and let the laughter flow like a river!