101 Corn Jokes

Prepare to be a-maize-d by the ultimate collection of corny humor that will pop your spirits! Whether you’re a corn aficionado or just looking for a hearty chuckle, these jokes are all ears – pun intended!

Corn has never been so entertaining, from pop culture references to corny puns that’ll leave you in stitches. Embrace the kernels of laughter and get ready to dive into a-maize-ing wordplay that’ll have you “ear” for more!

Top 101 Corn Jokes:

1. Why did the corn go to the party? Because it was a-maize-ing!

2. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? “Where’s pop corn?”

3. What’s a corn’s favorite music? Pop!

4. How do you make sweet corn? Whisper nice things in its ear!

5. What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Ear-th day!

6. What do you get if you cross corn with a dog? A cob-er Spaniel!

7. What’s corn’s favorite drama? “Kernel Hospital.”

8. Why was the corn kernel bad at tennis? It always got served!

9. What do you call a cob with no corn? A corn-tradiction!

10. Why don’t corn cobs use cell phones? They’re afraid of being popped!

11. Why did the corn cob join the army? It got promoted to kernel!
12. Why is corn such a good listener? Because it’s all ears!
13. What do corn use to take notes? A corn-cil!
14. What did the corn say to the butter? “You’re on a roll!”
15. What’s a corn’s favorite type of math? Geo-maize-try!
16. What do you call an ear of corn that joins a band? A pop star!
17. What’s a corn’s favorite unit in school? Husk-ory!
18. Why did the scarecrow adopt a corn plant? He wanted a-baby-cue!
19. How did the tomato court the corn? He whispered sweet nothings into her ear!
20. What’s a corn’s favorite type of exercise? Ear-obics!
21. What do you call a corn cob who became a superhero? Kernel Korn!
22. How do you comfort a sad ear of corn? Tell it everything will be pop-kay!
23. What did one corn say to the other at the party? “Aw, shucks, let’s dance!”
24. Why was the corn always stressed? It had too many ears!
25. Why was the corn stalk good at making decisions? It always went straight to the point!
26. Why did the ear of corn go to school? To become a-ear-udite!
27. Why was the corn so quiet? Because it had a cob in its mouth!
28. Why did the corn go into therapy? It couldn’t cope with being an ear!
29. What do corn use when they have a flat tire? A corn jack!
30. What’s corn’s favorite type of shoe? Cornverse!
31. Why did the corn never invite tomatoes to its parties? They couldn’t ketchup!
32. Why is corn such a good comedian? It knows how to butter up the crowd!
33. What did the corn cob say to the green bean? “Stop stringing me along!”
34. What’s a corn’s favorite type of building? A skys-cob-er!
35. How does corn greet each other in Spain? Maize-ta!
36. Why was the corn stalk a good musician? It had perfect pitch-er plants!
37. What’s a corn’s favorite type of movie? A popcorn flick!
38. What did the baby corn call its father? Popcorn!
39. What’s corn’s favorite style of dance? Salsa!
40. What’s a corn’s favorite TV show? “The Cornfield Earth.”
41. Why did the corn stalk join the police force? It wanted to be on corn-trol!
42. What’s a corn’s favorite toy? A cob-ik’s cube!
43. Why was the corn always afraid of making mistakes? It didn’t want to be corn-ered!
44. What’s a corn’s favorite type of hat? A corn-net!
45. What do you call corn that’s been awarded a medal? A-corn-plished!
46. Why did the corn start a blog? To share its corny jokes!
47. What’s corn’s favorite pastime? Shucking and jiving!
48. Why did the corn go on a diet? It was tired of being corn-fed!
49. Why was the corn a good detective? It was always on the cob-case!
50. What’s corn’s favorite type of car? A corn-vertible!
51. What do you call a fancy corn? Corn-tillion!
52. How does an ear of corn keep its pants up? With a corn-belt!
53. What did the corn say to the stalk? “I’m ear for you!”
54. What’s corn’s favorite type of dog? A corn-dog!
55. How does a corn confess its love? “I’m a-maize-d by you!”
56. What does corn use to write letters? A corn-pen!
57. What’s a corn’s favorite song? “Sweet Corn o’ Mine!”
58. Why did the corn win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
59. What’s corn’s favorite day of the week? Fri-ears-day!
60. What’s a corn’s favorite nursery rhyme? Popcorns and posies!
61. Why did the corn go to jail? It was accused of a-maize-ing!
62. What’s a corn’s favorite dessert? Corn-dy floss!
63. What do you call a sad corn? Blue maize!
64. What’s a corn’s favorite city? Corn-cinnati!
65. What’s corn’s favorite clothing? A corn-digan!
66. What did the corn say to its therapist? “I’m all ears!”
67. What’s corn’s favorite art form? Pop art!
68. What’s a corn’s favorite quote? “Live, love, pop!”
69. Why did the corn get into politics? It wanted to be ear-marked!
70. How does corn say goodbye? “See you ear-ter!”
71. What’s a corn’s favorite musical? “Les Maize-rables!”
72. What did the corn say to the butter on a hot day? “Stop melting my heart!”
73. What do you call a corn that plays football? Corn-back!
74. What’s a corn’s favorite planet? Corn-turn!
75. Why was the corn a good student? It always corn-centrated!
76. What’s corn’s favorite type of cheese? Maize-arella!
77. What’s a corn’s favorite movie? “Ears of Endearment!”
78. Why did the corn cross the road? To get to the popcorn stand!
79. What’s corn’s favorite type of bread? Corn-bread!
80. What’s a corn’s favorite chess piece? The corn-er!
81. Why was the corn so popular? Because it was so ear-resistible!
82. What’s a corn’s favorite hobby? Corn-collecting!
83. What’s a corn’s favorite type of fruit? Corn-berries!
84. Why did the corn go on a date with the apple? Because they make a sweet corn-bination!
85. What’s a corn’s favorite video game? “Kernel Kombat!”
86. What’s a corn’s favorite book? “The Cornfield of Dreams!”
87. Why was the corn always happy? It lived on the sunny side of the stalk!
88. What’s corn’s favorite instrument? The corn-et!
89. What’s a corn’s favorite type of tea? Corn-flower!
90. What did the corn do when it got a good idea? It popped with excitement!
91. Why did the corn go to the dentist? It had a kernel stuck in its teeth!
92. What’s corn’s favorite type of pizza? Corn-ucopia!
93. What do you call corn that’s been knighted? Sir Corn-a-lot!
94. What’s a corn’s favorite type of bird? A corn-dor!
95. What’s corn’s favorite type of clock? A cuckoo corn-clock!
96. What’s a corn’s favorite type of jewelry? Corn-elian!
97. What did the corn say to the scarecrow? “Thanks for standing by me!”
98. What’s a corn’s favorite type of garden? A corn-ucopia!
99. What’s corn’s favorite type of poem? Corn-etry!
100. Why don’t corn go to the beach? They might pop in the heat!
101. Why did the corn stalk go to Hollywood? Because it was a natural pop-star!

Conclusion

As we come to the end of this comically corn-centric journey, it’s clear that the world of corn jokes is as diverse and rich as the kernels on a cob! From puns to plays on words, these jokes have certainly buttered up our senses with laughter.

Hopefully, this compilation has shucked away any glum feelings and left you popping with joy. So, the next time you hear whispers of corny humor, don’t be afraid to crack an ear-to-ear smile and share these a-maize-ing jokes with friends and family. Remember, laughter is the butter to life’s popcorn – keep it popping!