100 Fighter Jokes

Get ready to unleash your laughter and step into the world of fighters with these hilarious fighter jokes. From boxers to MMA fighters, these jokes are sure to pack a punch of humor.

So, get your gloves on and prepare to roll with laughter as we explore the lighter side of the fighting world. Let’s dive in and discover why fighters can’t keep a punch line, how they say goodnight, and why they always carry a blender.

Here’re The Top 100 Fighter Jokes:

1. Why don’t boxers have secrets? Because they can’t keep a punch line.
2. Why don’t fighters use social media during their matches? Because they can’t stand the tweet of defeat.
3. Why did the boxer bring a pencil to the ring? Because he wanted to draw a punch.
4. How do boxers say goodnight? They knock out.
5. Why was the boxer always late for school? He was always in the ring.
6. What do you call a boxer who only cooks Italian food? Pasta Fista.
7. Why did the MMA fighter become a gardener? He was really good at planting punches.
8. What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
9. Why did the boxer always carry a blender? He wanted to mix up his punches.
10. What do you call a boxer who never wins? A fister bluster.
11. Why don’t fighters get invited to play poker? Because they always throw in the towel.
12. Why did the boxer always get in trouble in school? He couldn’t stop jab-bering.
13. What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? Punch.
14. Why are fighters like musicians? They both need a good hook.
15. What’s a boxer’s favorite piece of clothing? A boxing glove, it’s a perfect fit!
16. Why don’t boxers use public transport? They prefer to punch their own ticket.
17. What’s a fighter’s least favorite band? Smash Mouth.
18. Why was the boxer’s birthday cake so heavy? It was pound cake.
19. What did the fighter say to the wall? “I’m going to punch you.”
20. Why are boxers bad at counting? Because they always get stuck at the count of 10.
21. How does a boxer like his tea? In a mug.
22. What do you call a fighter who loves to play chess? Check-mate.
23. Why do boxers go to therapy? To discuss their hit and miss issues.
24. What does a boxer do when he gets tired during a match? He takes a punch break.
25. Why was the boxer always on time? He knew the importance of beating the clock.
26. What do you call a boxing match between two clones? A fair fight.
27. How did the boxing gloves become friends? They hit it off.
28. Why do boxers make terrible comedians? They always punch up the joke.
29. What do you call a boxing match in a bakery? A roll with the punches.
30. What does a boxer do to his bed? He knocks it out.
31. How does a boxer say “I love you”? With a knockout kiss.
32. Why do boxers hate jokes? They can never figure out the punchline.
33. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of music? Heavy hit.
34. What does a boxer order at a bar? A one-two punch.
35. Why don’t boxers go to picnics? They’re afraid of ant attacks.
36. Why did the boxer lose his memory? He got punched out of his senses.
37. Why don’t boxers like poetry? Too many verses, not enough punches.
38. Why are boxers always calm? They have a lot of self-con-troll.
39. Why was the boxer bad at baseball? He could only swing and miss.
40. What do you call a boxer who is an excellent baker? Dough puncher.
41. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of tree? Boxwood.
42. How do you know a boxer is ready for dinner? He’s always ready to throw down.
43. Why did the boxer date a clock? He heard she was really good at timing.
44. Why are boxers always prepared for winter? They never pull their punches.
45. Why do boxers always carry a pen? They always want to have a good jab at writing.
46. How do you know a boxer is tired? He starts throwing pillow punches.
47. Why do boxers prefer to drink black coffee? They don’t want any sugar in their punch.
48. What do you call a singing boxer? A hit maker.
49. Why do boxers always carry flashlights? They like to light up the ring.
50. What’s a boxer’s favorite cereal? Punch Crunch.
51. Why do boxers have to get up early? Because every morning starts with a bell.
52. Why did the boxer get a job at the circus? He was a master of juggling punches.
53. Why did the boxer bring his gloves to the party? Because he heard there would be a punch served.
54. How does a boxer like his coffee? With a punch of sugar.
55. Why don’t boxers like chess? They prefer checkers because they get to king-hit.
56. What did the grape say to the boxer? Stop pressing me!
57. Why do boxers make terrible surgeons? Their stitches always come with a punch.
58. What’s a boxer’s favorite vegetable? Beets.
59. Why did the boxer refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the royal flush.
60. How does a boxer break up with his girlfriend? He gives her the one-two punch.
61. Why don’t boxers have friends? They’re always punching out.
62. What do you call a polite boxer? A gentleman of the ring.
63. How do you know a boxer loves animals? He has a knockout pet.
64. Why are boxers so good at school? They’re excellent in physical education.
65. Why did the boxer join the choir? He wanted to improve his range.
66. What did the boxer say to his opponent? “You’re about to have a striking experience.”
67. Why did the boxer become a baker? He wanted to make punch rolls.
68. What’s a boxer’s favorite part of the day? The knockout hours.
69. Why are boxers never tired in the morning? They always get a good night’s punch.
70. Why did the boxer always win at poker? He always had a strong hand.
71. What do you call a boxer who always loses? A punch bag.
72. Why do boxers like to read? They like a good punch of letters.
73. Why did the boxer become a musician? He had great beats.
74. How do boxers keep their clothes clean? They use punch detergent.
75. Why did the boxer bring a suitcase to the ring? He wanted to pack a punch.
76. What did the boxer say to the angry customer? “Don’t get punchy.”
77. How does a boxer celebrate a win? With a victory punch.
78. Why was the boxer always getting in trouble? He couldn’t stop throwing punches.
79. Why did the boxer bring a towel to the ring? To throw it in when things got tough.
80. What did the boxer say to the mirror? “You’re next!”
81. Why did the boxer have so many fans? He was a real hit.
82. What do you call a boxer who tells bad jokes? A punchline ruiner.
83. Why do boxers never play hide and seek? They always get found out.
84. What does a boxer do when he’s cold? He puts on a punchy sweater.
85. How does a boxer get into his house? He punches in the code.
86. What do you call a boxer with a high IQ? A brain puncher.
87. Why did the boxer join the navy? He wanted to be in the uppercut of society.
88. Why do boxers like citrus fruit? It gives them a zest for fighting.
89. Why do boxers like smoothies? They like anything with a good punch of flavor.
90. Why do boxers always eat before a match? They want to pack a lunch before packing a punch.
91. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of chocolate? Punch sweet.
92. Why don’t boxers go to college? They already know how to punch up their resumes.
93. What’s a boxer’s favorite book? The Count of Monte Fisto.
94. How does a boxer celebrate Christmas? He gives his family punchy gifts.
95. Why did the boxer go to the spa? He wanted a knockout treatment.
96. Why don’t boxers make good chefs? They always punch the dough too hard.
97. How do you know a boxer is in love? His heart starts to punch.
98. Why do boxers always have messy hair? They don’t have time to comb, they’re always in the ring.
99. What did the boxer say to his new gloves? “It’s a perfect match.”
100. Why do boxers never miss a high five? They always hit their mark.

Conclusion

It’s time to throw in the towel and wrap up our journey through the world of fighter jokes. We’ve had a knockout time exploring the humorous side of boxers and MMA fighters. From their love for puns to their obsession with punches, these jokes have kept us entertained and laughing all the way.

So, the next time you find yourself in need of a good laugh, remember these jokes and share them with your friends. After all, who can resist a punchy punchline or a jab of humor? Keep smiling and keep the laughter going!