100 Sussy Jokes

Get ready for some light-hearted fun as we dive into a collection of sussy jokes inspired by the popular phrase “sussy,” which gained fame in the context of the game Among Us. In this compilation, we present you with 100 playful jokes that revolve around the concept of being suspicious or sussy.

Humor, as we all know, is highly subjective, so prepare to enjoy a variety of puns and wordplay that will tickle your funny bone. Let’s embark on this suss-filled journey and embrace the lightheartedness that comes with these sussy jokes!

Here’re The Top 100 Sussy Jokes:

1. Why did the Impostor bring a map to the spaceship? Because he didn’t want to look sussy when he got lost.
2. What do you call a sussy astronaut? An astronot!
3. Why did the crewmate cross the Skeld? To prove he wasn’t sussy!
4. What did one crewmate say to the other in Electrical? “You’re looking a bit sussy there.”
5. Why did the Impostor bring a ladder on board? Because his tasks were looking a bit high-sussy!
6. Why don’t impostors play hide and seek? Because they always look sussy when they hide!
7. Why did the crewmate bring a flashlight to MedBay? He didn’t want to look sussy in the dark!
8. Why are Impostors always late? Because they take the vent to avoid being sussy!
9. Why did the crewmate bring a compass on board? He didn’t want to get caught being sussy in Navigation!
10. What do you call an Impostor who’s always late? Sussy-slow.
11. Why don’t Impostors make good chefs? They’re always too sussy with the knives!
12. Why did the crewmate bring his cat onboard? To distract from his sussy behavior.
13. Why did the Impostor join a choir? He wanted to look less sussy by blending in.
14. Why did the Impostor carry a notebook? So he could note down all his sussy actions!
15. What’s an Impostor’s favorite TV show? “Sussy Street!”
16. Why did the Impostor fail his driving test? Because he took a sussy shortcut!
17. Why did the Impostor become a comedian? His jokes were less sussy than his actions.
18. Why did the crewmate carry a mirror? So he could reflect on his sussy behavior.
19. What do you call an Impostor with a shovel? A ground-sussy.
20. Why did the Impostor start a bakery? His buns were less sussy than his lies!
21. Why did the crewmate paint his space suit green? He didn’t want to look sussy in red!
22. Why did the Impostor open a juice stand? He was tired of being the sussy one, so he started selling sus-juice.
23. Why did the crewmate never play cards? His poker face was too sussy!
24. Why did the Impostor write a book? To tell his side of the sussy story.
25. Why did the crewmate bring a bell on board? To ring when something was sussy!
26. Why did the Impostor learn magic tricks? To distract from his sussy behavior.
27. Why do crewmates never bring umbrellas? They don’t want to look sussy when it’s raining tasks!
28. Why did the crewmate bring a watch on board? To keep track of sussy timing.
29. Why did the Impostor take up yoga? He hoped it would make him less sussy.
30. What do you call an Impostor who can’t stop dancing? A disco-sus!
31. Why did the Impostor start a band? Because playing solo was too sussy.
32. Why did the Impostor plant a tree on the spaceship? He thought it would make him look less sussy!
33. Why did the Impostor carry a calendar? He needed to schedule his sussy moves!
34. Why did the Impostor start a vlog? To capture his less-sussy moments.
35. Why did the crewmate bring a clock on board? To tick away the sussy times.
36. Why did the Impostor bring a teddy bear on board? To look less sussy.
37. Why did the crewmate wear glasses? So he could spot the sussy ones.
38. What do you call an Impostor who loves picnics? A sussy-basket!
39. Why did the Impostor bring a camera? To snapshot his not-sussy moments.
40. Why did the Impostor start a podcast? To voice out his sussy thoughts.
41. Why did the crewmate always carry a notepad? To note down any sussy behavior!
42. What do you call an Impostor who bakes? A sus-chef!
43. Why did the crewmate always wear a hat? To cover his sussy thoughts!
44. Why did the Impostor bring a flower on board? To smell less sussy.
45. Why did the crewmate always carry a ruler? To measure the sussiness!
46. Why did the Impostor bring a telescope? To spot sussy stars!
47. Why did the crewmate bring a pet on board? To look less sussy.
48. What do you call an Impostor who loves painting? A sussy-art!
49. Why did the Impostor start a food blog? His dishes were less sussy than him.
50. Why did the crewmate always carry a magnifying glass? To spot any sussy clues!
51. Why did the Impostor bring a guitar? To play away the sussiness.
52. Why did the crewmate always wear a bow tie? To look less sussy.
53. What do you call an Impostor who loves swimming? A sus-mermaid!
54. Why did the Impostor bring a clown nose? To look less sussy.
55. Why did the crewmate always carry a first-aid kit? To fix any sussy injuries!
56. Why did the Impostor bring a mirror? To reflect his sussy behavior.
57. Why did the crewmate bring a bug spray? To keep away the sussy bugs!
58. Why did the Impostor bring a parachute? Because his lies were sky-high sussy.
59. What do you call an Impostor who loves photography? A sussy-cam!
60. Why did the Impostor bring a scooter? To scoot away from his sussy actions.
61. Why did the crewmate always carry an umbrella? To shield from sussy rain.
62. What do you call an Impostor who loves gardening? A sus-greenthumb!
63. Why did the Impostor bring a snowman on board? To chill his sussy actions.
64. Why did the crewmate always wear earmuffs? To block out sussy noises.
65. What do you call an Impostor who loves to cook? A sus-chef!
66. Why did the Impostor bring a kite? To fly above his sussy behavior.
67. Why did the crewmate always carry a flashlight? To light up the sussy corners.
68. What do you call an Impostor who loves reading? A sus-bookworm!
69. Why did the Impostor bring a doll on board? To look less sussy.
70. Why did the crewmate always wear a helmet? To protect from sussy attacks.
71. What do you call an Impostor who loves camping? A sus-camper!
72. Why did the Impostor bring a yo-yo? To play down his sussy actions.
73. Why did the crewmate always carry a map? To navigate through the sussy paths.
74. What do you call an Impostor who loves playing soccer? A sus-kicker!
75. Why did the Impostor bring a pillow on board? To sleep on his sussy thoughts.
76. Why did the crewmate always wear a wristwatch? To keep time of sussy events.
77. What do you call an Impostor who loves to dance? A sus-twister!
78. Why did the Impostor bring a rubber duck? To make his bath less sussy.
79. Why did the crewmate always carry binoculars? To spot the sussy from afar.
80. What do you call an Impostor who loves to sing? A sus-crooner!
81. Why did the Impostor bring a puppet on board? To distract from his sussy actions.
82. Why did the crewmate always carry a compass? To navigate away from sussy paths.
83. What do you call an Impostor who loves playing chess? A sus-checkmate!
84. Why did the Impostor bring a board game? To make his play less sussy.
85. Why did the crewmate always carry a walkie-talkie? To report the sussy.
86. What do you call an Impostor who loves to draw? A sus-sketcher!
87. Why did the Impostor bring a windmill on board? To blow away his sussy actions.
88. Why did the crewmate always carry a stopwatch? To time the sussy events.
89. What do you call an Impostor who loves running? A sus-sprinter!
90. Why did the Impostor bring a jigsaw puzzle? To confuse his sussy actions.
91. Why did the crewmate always wear sunglasses? To shade his eyes from the sussy.
92. What do you call an Impostor who loves to write? A sus-author!
93. Why did the Impostor bring a merry-go-round on board? To spin his sussy actions.
94. Why did the crewmate always carry a whistle? To alert against the sussy.
95. What do you call an Impostor who loves playing guitar? A sus-strummer!
96. Why did the Impostor bring a fortune wheel on board? To gamble his sussy actions.
97. Why did the crewmate always wear a bandana? To look less sussy.
98. What do you call an Impostor who loves to bake? A sus-baker!
99. Why did the Impostor bring a pinwheel on board? To distract from his sussy actions.
100. Why did the crewmate always carry a diary? To record all the sussy events.

Conclusion

We hope these sussy jokes brought a smile to your face and lightened your mood. Laughter is a wonderful way to connect and have fun, and these puns revolving around the concept of being sussy aim to do just that.

Remember, humor is subjective, and these jokes were meant to be playful and entertaining. Whether you’re a fan of Among Us or simply enjoy a good pun, we hope these jokes brought you joy and brightened your day.

Keep sharing the laughter and sussiness with others, and embrace the playfulness that these jokes bring. Stay sussy, stay smiling!