57+ mint jokes

  1. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. What did the big flower say to the small flower? “Hi, bud!”
  4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
  5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
  6. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  7. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
  8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  12. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  14. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty!
  15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  16. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  18. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
  19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  21. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
  22. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  23. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They could crack up!
  24. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
  25. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
  26. Why did the teddy bear say “No” to dessert? Because he was already stuffed!
  27. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
  28. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
  29. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Ketchup!
  30. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb!
  31. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  32. Why was the broom late? It over swept!
  33. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  34. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
  35. Why don’t some animals play cards? Because they are afraid of cheetahs!
  36. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  37. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
  38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  39. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R but it be the C!
  40. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  41. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
  42. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
  43. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  44. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
  45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  46. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
  47. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  48. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
  49. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
  50. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
  51. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fssshh!
  52. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  53. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
  54. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  55. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  57. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  58. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  59. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
  60. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
  61. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  62. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!
  63. What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!
  64. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  65. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
  66. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, grandpa, no hands!”
  67. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
  68. What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magicat!
  69. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
  70. How does a scientist freshen his breath? With experi-mints!
  71. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she wanted to reach for the stars!
  72. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote? Paws!
  73. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel!
  74. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice!
  75. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
  76. How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
  77. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
  78. Why don’t some animals play cards? They’re afraid of cheetahs!
  79. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  80. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
  81. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  82. Why do birds not use Facebook? Because they already tweet!
  83. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will Let it go!
  84. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
  85. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
  86. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
  87. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
  88. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead!
  89. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn have ears!
  90. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  91. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  92. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
  93. Why don’t some animals play cards? Because they are afraid of cheetahs!
  94. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
  95. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  96. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
  98. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  99. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  100. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  101. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  102. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  103. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
  104. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
  105. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  106. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!
  107. What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!
  108. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  109. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
  110. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, grandpa, no hands!”
  111. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
  112. What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magicat!
  113. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
  114. How does a scientist freshen his breath? With experi-mints!
  115. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she wanted to reach for the stars!
  116. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote? Paws!
  117. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel!
  118. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice!
  119. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
  120. How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
  121. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
  122. Why don’t some animals play cards? They’re afraid of cheetahs!
  123. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  124. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
  125. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  126. Why do birds not use Facebook? Because they already tweet!
  127. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will Let it go!
  128. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
  129. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
  130. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
  131. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
  132. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead!
  133. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn have ears!
  134. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  135. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  136. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
  137. Why don’t some animals play cards? Because they are afraid of cheetahs!
  138. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
  139. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  140. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  141. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
  142. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  143. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  144. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  145. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  146. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  147. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
  148. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
  149. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  150. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!

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