125 Space Puns

Welcome to a cosmic journey of laughter and puns that are truly out of this world! Space, the final frontier, has long been a source of inspiration and fascination for humanity. But did you know that it’s also a treasure trove of pun-tastic humor?

From astronauts and planets to aliens and flying saucers, the universe offers a galaxy of comedic delights. Join us as we embark on an interstellar adventure through an array of space-themed jokes that are bound to leave you in orbit with laughter.

Top 125 Space Puns:

1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down?
2. Why didn’t the Sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees?
3. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space?
4. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it?
5. I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn’t like it?
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar?
8. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes?
9. What do astronauts use to keep their pants up? An asteroid belt?
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet?
11. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems?
12. Why didn’t the Sun go to school? It was too bright!
13. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
14. Why do moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they’re a little meteor.
15. What do you call a space magician? A flying sorcerer.
16. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
17. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.
18. Why did the astronaut go to the party alone? He didn’t want to bring any extra-terrestrials.
19. What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunar-tick.
20. What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
21. Where do aliens park their flying saucers? At parking meteors.
22. What do you call a loony spaceman? An astronut.
23. How do you throw a party for aliens? You have to planet well.
24. Why did the astronaut retire? He was tired of working around the clock.
25. Why didn’t the astronaut get a promotion? He had a poor attitude.
26. Why was the planet talking to its moon? It needed some space to vent.
27. How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers.
28. What did Earth say to other planets? You guys have no life.
29. What do you call a spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer.
30. What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.
31. Why did the alien go to school? To get a little higher education.
32. What do you call a fruit that goes to space? A bananaut.
33. Why did the star go to school? To get brighter.
34. What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
35. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.
36. Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner? Because Mercury moved in.
37. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
38. Why didn’t the Sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
39. Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the Moo-n.
40. What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt.
41. Why was the moon so grumpy? It was going through a phase.
42. What do you call a spaceship that’s hard to catch? An esc-ape module.
43. Why don’t astronauts use Tinder? They can’t handle the atmosphere.
44. What’s a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar.
45. What’s the best way to see a flying saucer? Flip a pancake!
46. What’s an alien’s favorite cheese? Curdle of the Milky Way.
47. Why was the universe always making fun of the galaxy? Because it had a little Milky Way.
48. What do you call a space kitten? A Cosmocat.
49. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.
50. What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol.
51. How did the space teddy bear feel after a long journey? Astro-nauseous.
52. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.
53. What’s a spaceman’s favorite candy bar? A Mars bar.
54. What’s a moon’s favorite gum? Orbit.
55. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
56. What’s an astronaut’s favorite drink? Gravi-tea.
57. How do astronauts plan a party? They planet early.
58. How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter.
59. Why couldn’t Venus attend the space party? It had a cloudy atmosphere.
60. What do you call a singing computer from outer space? Adele rolling in the deep space.
61. How does the solar system hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt.
62. What do you call a dog who went to space? A barkonaut.
63. Why are there no beer on the moon? Because it lacks atmosphere.
64. Why do planets like to read comic books? Because they contain so many star characters!
65. Why did the astronaut bring a pencil? He wanted to draw in space.
66. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.
67. What do you call a planet wearing a hat? A capsaturn.
68. Why was Jupiter banned from the cosmic bowling alley? Because it was always throwing asteroids!
69. Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? They were drifting apart.
70. What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
71. Why do astronauts always carry a map? They don’t want to take the wrong route and end up in a black hole.
72. Why do the stars never get lost? They always find their way in the galaxy.
73. What do you call an alien who lives in a pond? A Mars-hippo.
74. Why did the astronaut go to therapy? He needed some space.
75. What do aliens like to drink? Gravi-tea.
76. Why did the asteroid go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a shooting star.
77. What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal? Launch.
78. Why did the sun blush? Because it saw the moon change.
79. What do you call a man who spent all summer on the moon? A lunar-tick.
80. How do you know if a space joke is good? It’s out of this world!
81. What do you call a space robot who can play instruments? An Astro-naut.
82. What’s an astronaut’s favorite exercise? Moonwalk.
83. How does a space cucumber become a space pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
84. Why did the astronaut bring soap to space? He wanted a blast of clean.
85. Why did the astronaut become a gardener? He wanted to plant-et.
86. What’s an astronaut’s favorite board game? Moon-opoly.
87. What do you call a spacecraft that is in the shape of a cat? A cateroid.
88. Why did the astronaut refuse to go to Venus? He didn’t want to turn into a Venussy.
89. Why did the astronaut take a nap on the moon? He wanted to rest in peace.
90. Why did the star go to the police? It got robbed of its twinkle.
91. Why do aliens not like to talk on the phone? They prefer to use their Sirius communication devices.
92. What kind of songs do planets sing? Nep-tunes.
93. What do you call a spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer.
94. Why did the astronaut take a ladder to space? He wanted to go up in the world.
95. What do you call a frozen alien? An iced-teroid.
96. What do you call an astronaut’s vacation? A space break.
97. What do you call a fat alien? An extra cholesterol.
98. What do you call an angry sun? Furious light.
99. Why don’t they play hide and seek in space? Because good luck hiding in a vacuum!
100. What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter.
101. Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
102. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
103. Why did the astronaut give up his job? He realized it wasn’t rocket science.
104. What do you call a crazy spaceman? An astro-nut.
105. Why do aliens make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always being spotted.
106. What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
107. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He claimed he needed more space.
108. Why don’t astronauts relate well with other people? Because they are alien-ated.
109. How do astronauts keep their trousers up? With asteroid belts.
110. Why did the spaceman take a shovel to Mars? He wanted to dig up dirt on the Martians.
111. What’s an alien’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
112. Why did the planet break up with the galaxy? Because there was too much space between them.
113. What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol.
114. What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? Space.
115. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.
116. Why did the astronaut bring paint to space? He wanted to have an art-mosphere.
117. What do aliens like to read? Comet books.
118. What kind of stars wear sunglasses? Movie stars.
119. What’s a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar.
120. Why don’t astronauts get lonely in space? Because they always have the universe for company.
121. Why was the moon called to the principal’s office? It was passing phases.
122. What do you call a space comedian? A Comic Meteor.
123. Why did the sun get an award? It was the light of the day.
124. How does the solar system organize a party? They planet.
125. Why do astronauts always fall for each other? Because they find themselves in each other’s orbit.

Conclusion

As our cosmic journey through space puns comes to an end, we hope you had a blast exploring the lighter side of the universe. From the witty wordplay surrounding anti-gravity books and astronauts needing space to the humorous antics of planets and aliens, these jokes have demonstrated that humor truly knows no bounds, not even the far reaches of space. Whether it’s the clever play on words or the cosmic twists, space puns have the power to bring joy to both the young and the young at heart.

So the next time you gaze up at the night sky and marvel at the vastness of space, remember that even amidst the awe-inspiring celestial wonders, there’s always room for a good laugh. May these space puns continue to brighten your day, like the stars illuminating the dark expanse above. Keep your spirits high, keep exploring, and may the laughter of the cosmos always resonate in your heart!