125 Cheese Jokes

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with laughs and cheesy humor? If you’ve got a taste for the lighter side of life, brace yourself for a Gouda time! Here’s a wheel of laughter that’s going to grate on your funny bone – a collection of the cheesiest jokes you’ve ever heard.

From the sharp wit of puns to the age-old classics, this compilation promises to churn up some laughter with every slice. So, whether you’re a connoisseur of comical quips or just a casual cheese lover, get ready to indulge in these cheesy jokes that are sure to brie-ng a smile to your face.

Top 125 Cheese Jokes:

1. What cheese is very hard to hide? Gorgonzilla.

2. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.

3. What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.

4. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese!

5. What type of cheese is made backward? Edam.

6. What’s a cheese’s favorite music? Bries and Symphony.

7. Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree? Camembert.

8. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!

9. What cheese do you use to disguise a horse? Mascarpone.

10. What did the romantic cheese say? Brie mine.

11. Why did the cheese lose a fight? Because it was too soft.
12. What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mouse-arella.
13. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? To get cultured.
14. Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it’s holy.
15. Why do cheeses make terrible secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
16. What do you call a cheese that likes to start fights? Provolone.
17. What cheese do you use to lure a dog? Colby-Jack.
18. What cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone.
19. Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of Baby Cheeses.
20. What cheese is made from a buffalo’s milk? Mozzarella.
21. Why was the cheese grater so good at its job? It had a lot of grates.
22. What type of cheese has a bit of an alcohol problem? Port Salut.
23. Which cheese do football players like the most? Feta because it’s good at getting past-urize.
24. What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese? Ched-arrrr!
25. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking sharp!
26. Why was the cheese upset with the cracker? It felt spread too thin.
27. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of philosophy? De-brie-fing.
28. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moat-zarella.
29. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of exercise? The curd-les.
30. What cheese likes to be shredded? Tear-iffic cheddar.
31. What is a cheese’s favorite type of clothing? Cheesecloth.
32. What is a cheese’s favorite dance? The Muenster mash.
33. What is a cheese’s favorite way to get around the city? In a taxi-cab-ot.
34. Why did the cheese stay home from the party? It was feeling bleu.
35. Why was the cheese blushing? It saw the salad dressing.
36. How do cheese makers greet each other? “Havarti there!”
37. What do you call cheese that likes to play music? A cheese-icist.
38. What kind of cheese do you use to catch a mouse? Mousecarpone.
39. Why did the cheese go to the party? To have a gouda time.
40. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of math? Geometry.
41. Why did the cheese become a detective? To crack the case.
42. What do you call a cheese with curly hair? Perm-esan.
43. Why do cheeses make bad musicians? They always play sharp.
44. Why was the cheese teacher good at her job? She had a lot of class.
45. What’s a cheese’s favorite day of the week? Feta Friday.
46. Why did the cheese go broke? Because it had too many Swiss bank accounts.
47. What did the cheddar say to the ghost? “I’m not afraid, I’m already a little aged!”
48. Why did the Feta submit a job application? It was crumbled under its financial situation.
49. What do you call cheese that is an only child? Provo-lone.
50. Why did the mozzarella swipe left on the cheddar? It wasn’t mature enough.
51. What type of cheese do you use to get someone’s attention? Yo-gurt.
52. What cheese has a problem with gossip? Curds and weigh.
53. What’s a cheese’s favorite planet? Marscapone.
54. What is a cheese’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, it’s sharp!
55. What cheese likes to start arguments? De-bait-a.
56. What do you call a lonesome cheese? Provo-lone.
57. Why did the parmesan swipe left? It didn’t have the right rind-set.
58. Why don’t cheeses like racing? They always feel the need to curd-le at the start line.
59. What do you call cheese who loves music? Mozza-rella Fitzgerald.
60. What kind of cheese do you use to coax a cat? Come-on-bert.
61. Why did the American cheese go to school? To get a little more cultured.
62. What did the piece of cheddar say to the ghost? I’ve got more mature fears!
63. What do you call a social cheese? Feta-mingler.
64. Why did the cheese shop go out of business? Because it was always getting ripped off.
65. Why did the Camembert break up with Cheddar? It found him too mature.
66. Why don’t you ever want to fight cheese? Because it always strikes back, and it’s not pretty when it’s feta.
67. How do you turn a pirate into a cheese lover? Show him the Gouda.
68. How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.
69. How does cheese say goodbye in Spain? Adi-queso!
70. What’s a cheese’s favorite kind of movie? A Roque-forte.
71. How do cheese like their jokes? Extra cheesy.
72. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had grating anxiety.
73. Why did the cheese refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? He was afraid of cheetahs.
74. Why does cheese look normal? Because it’s pasteurized before you see it.
75. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of TV show? Anything on the brie-B-C.
76. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of vacation? A trip to Pepper-jack-istan.
77. What cheese is good at solving problems? De-Brie-fer.
78. What do you call cheese who’s an introvert? Stay-at-home Jack.
79. What’s a cheese’s favorite car? A Volks-wagon with a lot of Swiss features.
80. What cheese likes to go bowling? Strike Swiss.
81. Why did the cheese hate its job? Because it felt grated every day.
82. What cheese has a lot of friends? Popu-lar Jack.
83. What do you call a popular French cheese? Brie-ber.
84. Why was the cream cheese a good actor? It was great at playing the smooth character.
85. What do you call a cheese who’s a poet? Rhyme-bert.
86. What cheese is the best for a race? Speedy Gonzalez.
87. What do you call a scholarly cheese? Brainy Jack.
88. Why did the cheese get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop cutting the cheese.
89. What cheese has great rhythm? Beats-a.
90. Why was the cheese sad at the party? Because it felt melted away.
91. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of weather? Brie-zy.
92. Why did the cheese go to the disco? To do the curd-le.
93. Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to feel grate.
94. What do you call a rich cheese? Wealthy Swiss.
95. What type of cheese do dogs prefer? Bark-son.
96. What cheese has the cleanest shoes? Shiny Swiss.
97. Why was the cheddar cheese terrible at tennis? Its serve was full of holes.
98. Why don’t cheeses like winter? Because they can’t stand the brie-z.
99. Why was the cheese so proud? It was on the cover of “Vanity Feta”.
100. Why did the cheese love playing baseball? Because it had the perfect curd-ball.
101. What do you call an adventurous cheese? Daring Dairy.
102. Why did the cheese go to the concert? It heard the band was jamming.
103. What do you call a piece of cheese that loves to sing? Brie-oncé.
104. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of drink? Wine, for the perfect pairing.
105. Why did the cheese get a promotion? Because it was extra sharp.
106. What’s a cheese’s favorite pop singer? Just-in Brie-ber.
107. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen cheese.
108. What type of cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Come-on-bear.
109. What did the cheese say at the football game? “Go curd your enthusiasm!”
110. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of ship? A Friend-ship.
111. Why did the cheese go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a date for the brie.
112. What do you call a cheese who loves to travel? Roam-ano.
113. Why did the cheese go to the police? It got mugged.
114. What type of cheese is always lost? Feta-gone.
115. What cheese would you use to trap an animal? Hunter’s cheese.
116. Why was the cheese maker lousy at playing poker? He always had a poor poker cheese face.
117. Why did the cheese refuse to play poker with the jungle cat? It was afraid of the cheetah.
118. Why did the Emmental blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
119. What do you call a boring cheese? Plain-iano.
120. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
121. What is the cheese’s favorite playground equipment? The cheese-saw.
122. What do you call a cheese that lives in a small house? Cottage cheese.
123. Why did the cheese go to jail? For being a muenster.
124. What kind of cheese is always complaining? Whine-ey Jack.
125. Why don’t cheese ever get lost on a journey? Because they Gouda map!

Conclusion

And there you have it—a smorgasbord of cheesy jokes to brighten your day! From the pun-tastic parmesans to the sharp cheddars of wit, we’ve journeyed through a maze of laughter and delight. Whether it’s the age-old classics or the freshly curdled ones, these cheesy jokes never fail to bring joy.

Remember, just like a fine cheese, humor gets better with age. So, the next time you’re looking to spread some laughter, don’t forget these puns and quips that are sure to be a hit at any gathering. Keep the chuckles rolling and the laughter melting like your favorite slice of cheese!