57+ why jokes

  1. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
  5. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby.
  6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  8. Why don’t we write secrets in a cornfield? Because corn has ears.
  9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  10. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.
  11. Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest.
  12. Why did the music note go to school? To get its degree.
  13. Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
  14. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
  15. Why do we never trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  16. Why did the belt get arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
  17. Why was the math book afraid of the story book? Because it had more characters.
  18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  19. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
  20. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
  21. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  22. Why did the soccer ball say to the goal? “I miss you”.
  23. Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he wanted a bronze hypothesis.
  24. Why did the baker stop making donuts? Because he was fed up with the hole thing.
  25. Why do we never give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
  26. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
  27. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.
  28. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
  29. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
  30. Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed.
  31. Why did the painter always feel cold? Because he had a lot of drafts.
  32. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed.
  33. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill? It ran out of juice.
  34. Why didn’t the pencil win the race? Because it was always behind a pen.
  35. Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
  36. Why did the math problem look so sad? It had too many variables.
  37. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? For tocking too much.
  38. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  39. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  40. Why did the doughnut visit the dentist? It needed a filling.
  41. Why was the math textbook sad? Because it had too many problems.
  42. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
  43. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  44. Why did the belt go to jail? It was holding up a pair of pants.
  45. Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught beating the eggs.
  46. Why was the archaeologist upset? His career was in ruins.
  47. Why didn’t the shrimp share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish.
  48. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
  49. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
  50. Why did the paper airplane get in trouble? Because it was stationery too long.
  51. Why did the man run around his bed? He was trying to catch up on sleep.
  52. Why did the girl stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
  53. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
  54. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his parents were in a jam.
  55. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  56. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  57. Why did the lettuce beat the celery in a race? It was ahead.
  58. Why did the egg go to the party? To get a little scrambled.
  59. Why was the computer cold? It left its windows open.
  60. Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school.
  61. Why did the moon skip dinner? It was full.
  62. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  63. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  64. Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because it thought it was too shallow.
  65. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all its uncles were ants.
  66. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.
  67. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.
  68. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
  69. Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept.
  70. Why did the birdie go to school? He wanted to be a “tweet”er.
  71. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
  72. Why did the phone wear glasses? It lost all its contacts.
  73. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
  74. Why don’t they allow you to yell in the cafeteria? It’s not allowed to use inside voices.
  75. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
  76. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
  77. Why did the robot marry his partner? Because he couldn’t resist-her.
  78. Why do we never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.
  79. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
  80. Why was the calculator a good gift? Because it added a lot to the party.
  81. Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
  82. Why did the scarecrow never find love? Because it always said, “Hay, it’s in my jeans”.
  83. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
  84. Why did the golfer bring two pants? Because he might get a hole in one.
  85. Why did the ant dance on the jam jar? Because the lid said, “Twist to open.”
  86. Why did the man throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
  87. Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
  88. Why didn’t the orange make it up the hill? Because it ran out of juice.
  89. Why was the math equation at the Halloween party? Because it was too square to have fun.
  90. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
  91. Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge.
  92. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
  93. Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
  94. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
  95. Why did the rabbit go to the barber? He needed a hare cut.
  96. Why did the balloon go near the needle? It wanted to be a pop star.
  97. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  98. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.
  99. Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea-weed.
  100. Why did the nurse carry a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood.
  101. Why did the cat go to Minnesota? To get a mini soda!
  102. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to go with him.
  103. Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
  104. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
  105. Why was the math book always worried? It had too many problems.
  106. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
  107. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  108. Why did the doughnut seller retire? He was fed up with the hole business.
  109. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling.
  110. Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.
  111. Why was the computer cold at the office? It left its Windows open.
  112. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left.
  113. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
  114. Why did the scarecrow become a politician? He was outstanding in his field.
  115. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  116. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beans stalk.
  117. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  118. Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse.
  119. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  120. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  121. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  122. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
  123. Why didn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  124. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long.
  125. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  126. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
  127. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
  128. Why did the math book look sad? Because of all its problems.
  129. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
  130. Why don’t basketball players get sunburned? Because they always stay in the shade.
  131. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  132. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  133. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  134. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
  135. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  136. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  137. Why don’t we write secrets in a cornfield? Because corn has ears.
  138. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  139. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  140. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
  141. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby.
  142. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  143. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  144. Why don’t we write secrets in a cornfield? Because corn has ears.
  145. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  146. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.
  147. Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest.
  148. Why did the music note go to school? To get its degree.
  149. Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
  150. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

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