109 Airplane Jokes

Welcome aboard the laughter flight! If you’re looking to soar into a world of high-flying humor, fasten your seatbelt and prepare for a sky full of giggles. Airplanes may take us to new destinations, but who knew they could also take us on a journey of jokes and puns?

From soaring through tests to nailing the landing in comedy, airplanes bring a whole new level of fun at cruising altitude. Let’s glide through an array of rib-tickling airplane jokes that are bound to take your spirits to cloud nine.

Top 109 Airplane Jokes:

1. Why did the airplane get a timeout? Because it had a bad altitude.

2. Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always take flight paths.

3. What do you call an airplane that bounces? A Boeing.

4. Why was the airplane always cold? It always had its windows open.

5. Why did the plane go to the party? It wanted to have a soaring time.

6. Why was the airplane always tired? It never lands.

7. What do you call a plane that doesn’t take off? A groundplane.

8. Why do airplanes make terrible secret keepers? Because their tales always end up in the air.

9. Why was the computer cold on the plane? It left its Windows open.

10. How do airplanes propose? With a wing and a prayer.

11. What do you call a plane afraid to fly? A scaredy-jet.
12. Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? It said, “I need some space.”
13. What’s an airplane’s favorite game? Air hockey.
14. Why did the airplane get detention? It refused to stay grounded.
15. Why did the airplane bring a suitcase? It was packed and ready for a trip.
16. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of music? Jet rock.
17. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of pasta? Plane spaghetti.
18. How do you know if an airplane is in love? It’s always in the air.
19. Why was the airplane so good at school? It always took notes on a plane piece of paper.
20. Why do pilots always carry a pencil? In case they want to draw some sky lines.
21. Why did the tomato turn red on the airplane? Because it saw the salad dressing.
22. Why don’t airplanes ever get hot? They always have their fans running.
23. Why did the airplane always bring a backpack? It loved to jet-set.
24. Why don’t airplanes ever get bored? They always wing it.
25. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of math? Plane geometry.
26. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of sandwich? A plain one.
27. What do you call an airplane that can play the piano? A talented wingman.
28. How do planes like to relax? They just hangar around.
29. Why don’t airplanes like playing hide and seek? Because they always stand out in the plain sight.
30. Why was the airplane a great actor? It always nailed the landing.
31. What do you call a loquacious airplane? A chatter flight.
32. Why don’t airplanes write letters? They prefer sky-writing.
33. How do you know an airplane is cold? It gets the run-way.
34. Why was the airplane a good student? It was great at soaring through tests.
35. Why was the airplane good at baseball? It’s great at the pitch.
36. Why are airplanes bad at basketball? Too much travelling.
37. Why don’t airplanes play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a red flight card.
38. What does an airplane do when it’s sick? It goes to the runway.
39. Why was the airplane always calm? It’s used to turbulence.
40. How do airplanes keep their pants up? With an aero-belt.
41. Why don’t airplanes ever have time? They’re always flying by.
42. Why was the airplane always happy? It was on cloud nine.
43. Why did the airplane break up with its girlfriend? She had too much baggage.
44. What’s an airplane’s favorite school subject? Geography, they always go around the world.
45. Why do airplanes have wings? So they don’t get stuck in a holding pattern.
46. What do you call an airplane that’s afraid of heights? Ironic.
47. What’s an airplane’s favorite exercise? The flyover.
48. Why was the airplane always single? It couldn’t handle the air pressure.
49. Why did the airplane go to the therapist? It had a fear of landing.
50. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of movie? Fly-fi.
51. Why did the airplane go to the bar? To get a little tipsy.
52. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of candy? Air Heads.
53. Why did the airplane go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its cargo.
54. How do you know if an airplane is feeling down? It descends.
55. Why did the airplane go to the gym? To work on its jet.
56. Why don’t airplanes play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs on the runway.
57. Why are airplanes so good at meditating? They always have their head in the clouds.
58. What’s an airplane’s favorite dance? The wing-wobble.
59. Why was the airplane a good detective? It could always get to the bottom of things.
60. Why don’t airplanes make good chefs? They always overcook the landing.
61. Why are airplanes good at keeping secrets? They can keep things on the down low.
62. Why do airplanes hate early mornings? The dawn patrol is too early.
63. Why was the airplane always broke? It always went through turbulence.
64. How do airplanes pay for their meals? With sky miles.
65. Why was the airplane a good comedian? It knew the sky’s the limit.
66. Why did the airplane never get invited to parties? It always crashed them.
67. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of joke? Fly puns.
68. Why was the airplane a great artist? It loved to sketch clouds.
69. Why don’t airplanes like winter? They hate getting de-iced.
70. How does an airplane like its coffee? On the flight deck.
71. Why don’t airplanes like fast food? It’s bad for their jet stream.
72. Why did the airplane get a job? To earn its wings.
73. Why did the airplane go to the beach? It wanted to take off its landing gear.
74. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of bread? Plane bread.
75. Why did the airplane go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a fly-in movie.
76. Why did the airplane go to the bakery? It wanted to get some rolls for the flight.
77. How do you know if an airplane likes you? It gives you the window seat.
78. Why did the airplane go to the bank? It wanted to make a sky-high deposit.
79. What’s an airplane’s favorite sport? Air hockey.
80. Why was the airplane always late? It kept missing its flight.
81. Why was the airplane a good singer? It always hit the high notes.
82. Why don’t airplanes like to gossip? It goes against their air codes.
83. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of tea? Chai-turbulence.
84. Why are airplanes terrible at playing hide and seek? They always stand out in the sky.
85. What’s an airplane’s favorite breakfast? Plane pancakes.
86. How do airplanes keep their hair in place? With air spray.
87. Why did the airplane get a ticket? It exceeded the flight limit.
88. Why don’t airplanes use cell phones? They use air mail.
89. What’s an airplane’s favorite kind of dog? A jet terrier.
90. Why was the airplane always at the gym? It was working on its wingspan.
91. What’s an airplane’s favorite time of day? Take-off time.
92. Why don’t airplanes like to play chess? They’re afraid of being checked.
93. Why did the airplane go to the spa? It wanted a jet bath.
94. Why don’t airplanes go to school? They already know how to take off.
95. Why did the airplane get fired from its job? It always flew off the handle.
96. What’s an airplane’s favorite drink? Jet fuel.
97. Why was the airplane a good dancer? It had fancy footwork on the pedals.
98. Why are airplanes bad at football? They get too many penalties for being offside.
99. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of fruit? An air-ange.
100. Why did the airplane join a band? It had a good air for music.
101. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of TV show? Sit-flights.
102. Why was the airplane a good storyteller? It had tales that could take you anywhere.
103. Why are airplanes good at swimming? They have good dive control.
104. Why don’t airplanes play cricket? They don’t like the bowled out rule.
105. Why was the airplane a good parent? It had lots of air-time.
106. Why did the airplane become a teacher? It loved to give flight lessons.
107. Why are airplanes bad at maths? They always fly off on a tangent.
108. What’s an airplane’s favorite type of flower? The air-daisy.
109. Why was the airplane always stressed? It never had time to land.

Conclusion

As our laughter-filled journey comes to a close, we hope these aviation-inspired jests have given you wings of joy and perhaps a few “plane” thoughts about the lighter side of air travel. From the playful puns about altitude to the sky-high wit of these airborne jests, the world of aviation has certainly shown its humorous side.

So, the next time you’re on a flight or watching planes take off, remember these skyward quips and let them take your imagination on a joyride through the clouds. After all, laughter truly is the best in-flight entertainment, and these airplane jokes keep us flying high with laughter, soaring through the boundless skies of humor.