125 Ocean Jokes

Dive into a world of aquatic hilarity with these uproarious ocean-themed jokes! From puns about fish, whales, and the mysteries of the deep blue sea to playful wordplay about marine life, these jokes are guaranteed to have you in stitches. Explore the depths of laughter as we unveil an ocean of comedic relief that’ll leave you hooked!

Top 125 Ocean Jokes:

1. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!

2. Why do ocean fish never know anything? Because they’re always kept in the “sea-cret”!

3. What’s the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can’t tune-a fish!

4. Why don’t whales use Facebook? Because they can’t click on the “net”!

5. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!

6. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!

7. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!

8. What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved!

9. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

10. What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws!

11. Why was the fish bad at tests? Because it was always below C level!
12. What does a mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!
13. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It always waves!
14. What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Dam!
15. Why don’t fish like to write essays? They’re scared of the end of the line!
16. Why are fish so smart? Because they’re always in schools!
17. What do you call a fish that only cares about itself? A selfish!
18. What did the fish say when he posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
19. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
20. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
21. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
22. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
23. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
24. Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed!
25. What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending!
26. What did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved!
27. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
28. Where does seaweed look for a job? In the kelp-wanted section!
29. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
30. How can you tell a fish is a gossip? It always leaks information!
31. What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!
32. What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea!
33. Why was the little sand grain sad? Because he felt a bit grainy!
34. Why did the fish go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a starfish!
35. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
36. What kind of music do whales like? Orca-stras!
37. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it’s the C they love!
38. What do you call a fish that destroys Japan? A Carp-eh diem!
39. What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish!
40. Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because it was caught with seaweed!
41. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!
42. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
43. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
44. What did the fish say when it saw a boat? Oh ship!
45. Why do fishes live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
46. How does a fish get high? Sea weed!
47. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools!
48. What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
49. What do you call a fish that knows addition? An Octo-plus!
50. Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they’re hooked on them!
51. Why did the oyster leave the party early? Because it pulled a mussel!
52. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea saw!
53. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A king fish!
54. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? It had a nose for currents!
55. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
56. Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide!
57. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
58. What does an electric eel say during a fight? I’ll shock you!
59. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
60. What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people!
61. Why did the fish stay at home? Because it was a little eel!
62. What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark!
63. Why did the mermaid start a band? Because she had the perfect set of pipes!
64. What’s a shark’s favorite hobby? Anything he can sink his teeth into!
65. What kind of music do oysters listen to? Shell ‘n’ roll!
66. What do you get if you cross a squid and a squirrel? A squ-earl!
67. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
68. Where does a fish go to borrow money? The loan shark!
69. What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna!
70. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the sea’s bottom!
71. What do you call a lazy crayfish? A slobster!
72. What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you!
73. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
74. Why did the jellyfish’s grades drop? He was caught surfing the web!
75. What do you call a fish with a crown? A king fish!
76. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk!
77. What do you get when you cross a bird with a turtle? A shell-icopter!
78. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
79. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
80. How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed!
81. Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net!
82. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale!
83. What does a mermaid use to call her friends? A shell phone!
84. What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea!
85. How do fish get from place to place? They skate!
86. Why are fish so clever? Because they swim in schools!
87. Why did the fish go to school? To improve his current situation!
88. What do you call a fish who works in an office? A clerk-fish!
89. What kind of fish do you find in a birdcage? A perch!
90. What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
91. Why did the lobster share his candy? Because he’s a shellfish!
92. What do you call a fish who can give you a facelift? A plastic sturgeon!
93. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
94. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
95. What did the octopus say to his girlfriend? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
96. What did the crab use to fix his shell? Crab-stick!
97. What do you get when you cross a fish and a bank? A loan shark!
98. What did one wave say to the other wave? Nothing, it just waved!
99. Why did the seaweed laugh at the sea? Because the sea weed!
100. What type of market do shellfish go to? The prawn shop!
101. How do fish get high? Seaweed!
102. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!
103. What is a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
104. How do you make an Octopus giggle ten times? You give it ten-tickles!
105. What kind of fish chases mice? A catfish!
106. What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna!
107. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk!
108. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
109. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!
110. What do you call a fish that floats on the top? Bob!
111. What do fish use for money? Sand dollars!
112. What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
113. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish!
114. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!
115. Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
116. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish!
117. What do you call a fish that destroys Japan? A Carp-eh diem!
118. What’s a shark’s favorite hobby? Anything he can sink his teeth into!
119. What kind of music do whales like? Orca-stras!
120. What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws!
121. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
122. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It always waves!
123. Why did the fish go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a starfish!
124. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it’s the C they love!
125. What do you call a fish magician? A hocus-pocus pike!

Conclusion

With these ocean-inspired jokes, laughter rides the waves, reminding us that humor knows no bounds—even in the vast depths of the sea! Whether it’s the whimsical world of fish puns or the playful banter between waves and shore, these jokes reel in endless amusement. So, dive back into this sea of laughter whenever you need a tide-me-over and share the mirth with friends to spread smiles as vast as the ocean itself!