123 you smell like jokes

  1. You smell like you just ran a marathon in a onesie made of cheese.
  2. You smell like an onion and garlic had a fight and neither won.
  3. You smell like a fish tank that hasn’t been cleaned in a year.
  4. You smell like you bathed in expired milk.
  5. You smell like the gym socks of a sumo wrestler.
  6. You smell like a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant.
  7. You smell like a skunk’s perfume.
  8. You smell like a forgotten gym bag.
  9. You smell like a pizza that’s been left out for a week.
  10. You smell like a wet dog that rolled in blue cheese.
  11. You smell like a hobo’s handkerchief.
  12. You smell like a medieval dungeon.
  13. You smell like a burnt popcorn in a forgotten microwave.
  14. You smell like a cabbage patch during a heat wave.
  15. You smell like a vampire’s breath.
  16. You smell like a raccoon’s favorite dumpster.
  17. You smell like a rotting pumpkin.
  18. You smell like a cheese factory on a hot summer day.
  19. You smell like the inside of a used soccer cleat.
  20. You smell like a gas station bathroom.
  21. You smell like a garbage truck in July.
  22. You smell like the socks of a marathon runner.
  23. You smell like an old sponge.
  24. You smell like the aftertaste of cheap coffee.
  25. You smell like a swamp monster’s underarm.
  26. You smell like a werewolf’s bed sheets.
  27. You smell like expired yogurt.
  28. You smell like a pirate’s armpit.
  29. You smell like a troll’s toejam.
  30. You smell like an alien’s gym locker.
  31. You smell like the inside of a used vacuum bag.
  32. You smell like a Yeti’s yoga mat.
  33. You smell like the leftovers in a zombie’s fridge.
  34. You smell like a dragon’s bad breath.
  35. You smell like the seat of a clown car.
  36. You smell like a wrestler’s kneepad.
  37. You smell like the air after someone opens a can of surströmming.
  38. You smell like a sewer rat’s bed.
  39. You smell like a half-eaten hamburger found under a car seat.
  40. You smell like the inside of a dragon’s nostril.
  41. You smell like an overripe avocado.
  42. You smell like a ghost’s laundry basket.
  43. You smell like a mermaid’s hairbrush.
  44. You smell like a mummy’s breath.
  45. You smell like the bottom of a birdcage.
  46. You smell like the hair of a sasquatch.
  47. You smell like a toad’s belly button.
  48. You smell like a belly-dancing gorilla’s sash.
  49. You smell like the inside of a unicorn’s saddlebag.
  50. You smell like the crumbs in a gnome’s beard.
  51. You smell like the juice at the bottom of a garbage can.
  52. You smell like a hot dog stand at a summer festival.
  53. You smell like a piece of cheese left in the sun.
  54. You smell like an ogre’s underwear.
  55. You smell like a vampire’s laundry.
  56. You smell like the air in a haunted house.
  57. You smell like a banshee’s breath mint.
  58. You smell like the interior of a taxi in August.
  59. You smell like a chipmunk’s burrow.
  60. You smell like an alien’s foot odor.
  61. You smell like a witch’s brew.
  62. You smell like a werewolf’s breakfast.
  63. You smell like an ogre’s ear wax.
  64. You smell like a zombie’s toothpaste.
  65. You smell like the inside of a worn-out boot.
  66. You smell like the breath of a fire-breathing dragon.
  67. You smell like the bottom of a cafeteria trash bin.
  68. You smell like a platypus’s yoga mat.
  69. You smell like the contents of a witch’s cauldron.
  70. You smell like an armadillo’s shell.
  71. You smell like a gnome’s sock drawer.
  72. You smell like a forgotten lunchbox.
  73. You smell like an old pirate’s treasure chest.
  74. You smell like a centaur’s saddle.
  75. You smell like a hippogriff’s feather duster.
  76. You smell like the leftovers of a giant’s dinner.
  77. You smell like a space alien’s refrigerator.
  78. You smell like a ghost’s leftovers.
  79. You smell like an ogre’s toothbrush.
  80. You smell like the belly button of a sasquatch.
  81. You smell like the dandruff of a griffon.
  82. You smell like a goblin’s handkerchief.
  83. You smell like a dragon’s gym shorts.
  84. You smell like the refrigerator of a bachelor wizard.
  85. You smell like a minotaur’s deodorant.
  86. You smell like a gargoyle’s morning breath.
  87. You smell like a mummy’s pajamas.
  88. You smell like a troll’s blanket.
  89. You smell like a fairy’s compost heap.
  90. You smell like a mermaid’s seaweed salad.
  91. You smell like a jackalope’s hair gel.
  92. You smell like a cyclops’ eye drops.
  93. You smell like a unicorn’s shedded fur.
  94. You smell like the inside of a genie’s lamp.
  95. You smell like a gremlin’s pillowcase.
  96. You smell like a witch’s broomstick.
  97. You smell like a kraken’s breath after sushi.
  98. You smell like a vampire’s favorite snack.
  99. You smell like a leprechaun’s shoe.
  100. You smell like a banshee’s night cream.
  101. You smell like a cat’s breakfast.
  102. You smell like an alien’s travel bag.
  103. You smell like a werewolf’s pillowcase.
  104. You smell like a zombie’s leftovers.
  105. You smell like a mummy’s bandages.
  106. You smell like a dragon’s toothpaste.
  107. You smell like a sasquatch’s scarf.
  108. You smell like a minotaur’s aftershave.
  109. You smell like the underside of a hippogriff’s wing.
  110. You smell like a wizard’s sock drawer.
  111. You smell like a mermaid’s used bathwater.
  112. You smell like a goblin’s earwax.
  113. You smell like a witch’s flying carpet.
  114. You smell like the leftover takeout in a vampire’s fridge.
  115. You smell like the pockets of a ghost’s coat.
  116. You smell like a leprechaun’s whiskey flask.
  117. You smell like a unicorn’s dirty blanket.
  118. You smell like a gnome’s old boots.
  119. You smell like a werewolf’s mouthwash.
  120. You smell like a dragon’s sweat socks.
  121. You smell like a space alien’s empty food container.
  122. You smell like a banshee’s hairbrush.
  123. You smell like a sasquatch’s nail clippings.

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