119 Rat Jokes

Rats, these small and often misunderstood creatures, have found their way into our hearts and humor through a myriad of jokes that reflect their curious nature and adaptability.

From their penchant for cheese to their quick wits, rat jokes have infiltrated our funny bone in various ways. Join us in exploring a world where rats, despite their tiny stature, reign supreme in the realm of hilarity.

119 Rat Jokes:

1. Why don’t rats use iPhones? Because they’re more comfortable with their mouse!

2. Why don’t rats play basketball? They’re afraid of the cats on the court!

3. Why did the rat join a gym? He wanted to stop feeling mousey!

4. Why was the rat sitting at the bar? He heard the bartender was offering free shots for ‘vermin’.

5. What do you call a rat that can sing? Mouseart!

6. Why do rats love New York? Because it’s the city that never sweeps!

7. Why did the rat wear a disguise? He didn’t want to be seen in a rat race!

8. How do rats keep their pants up? With mouse-belts!

9. What do you call a rat who can cook? A cheese whiz!

10. Why don’t rats like fast food? It’s too much for their small fries!

11. Why did the rat become a gardener? He had a green paw!
12. How do rats celebrate a victory? With a mousequerade party!
13. What do you call a super strong rat? A mouse-le!
14. What do you call a rat who likes to clean? A dust mouse-ter!
15. What do you call a rat who knows magic tricks? A mouse-ician!
16. Why did the rat go to a party? To cut some cheese!
17. Why are rats great story tellers? Because they whisker you away!
18. Why did the rat move to Hollywood? To be a star of the ‘squeak’-uel!
19. Why don’t rats play cricket? They’re afraid of bats!
20. What do you call a rat with no tail? A ‘mouse’-hap!
21. Why did the rat take the cheese to the party? He’s a cheddar-box!
22. What do you call a rat that can play guitar? A rock’n’roll mouse-tro!
23. What do you call a rat who is good at math? A mouse-matician!
24. What do you call a rat that keeps time? A mouse-ic metronome!
25. Why don’t rats use elevators? They prefer the stairs because they’re a little mouse-ophobic!
26. What do you call a rat who likes to take pictures? A mouse-otographer!
27. What do you call a rat that likes spicy food? A mouse-ala!
28. Why did the rat go to the bakery? He kneaded a loaf!
29. Why did the rat fail his driving test? He kept mouse-ing around!
30. Why was the rat upset at the circus? They didn’t let him be the ring-mouse-ter!
31. Why don’t rats play golf? Because they’re afraid of birdies!
32. Why did the rat go to law school? He wanted to be a litigate-tor!
33. What do you call a rat who writes? An auth-mouse!
34. What do you call a rat with glasses? A smarty mouse!
35. Why did the rat get a job in a cheese factory? Because he wanted to feel grate!
36. Why did the rat become a detective? To solve the mysteries of the mouse-terious world!
37. What do you call a rat who knows karate? A ninja rat-atouille!
38. Why was the rat at the concert? He was the band’s mouse-ic manager!
39. Why was the rat in the kitchen? He was making mouse-aka!
40. Why did the rat become an astronomer? To study the stars and squeak out their secrets!
41. Why was the rat good at baseball? He’s a real hit-m42. What do you call a rat that can dance? A mouse-a-nova!
42. Why don’t rats use computers? They’re scared of the mouse!
43. Why did the rat go to the opera? He wanted to hear the high-pitched squeak-tet!
44. Why did the rat become a baker? He loved to knead dough!
45. What’s a rat’s favorite type of story? A mouse-tery!
46. Why don’t rats make good secret agents? They always squeak!
47. Why are rats so good at hide-and-seek? Because they can squeeze into the smallest hiding places!
48. What do you call a rat who tells jokes? A comedi-rat!
49. Why did the rat move to the city? He was tired of being a country mouse!
50. What’s a rat’s favorite game? Hide and ‘squeak’!
51. Why are rats always calm? They never let the cat get their tongue!
52. What do you call a rat with a cold? A mouse-niffle!
53. Why don’t rats play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
54. Why do rats make great artists? They’re good at sketching out their ideas!
55. Why don’t rats play football? They’re scared of getting squished!
56. Why do rats hate dieting? It means cutting out cheese!
57. Why was the rat studying in school? He wanted to be a bright ‘mouse’!
58. Why do rats make great politicians? They can squeeze through any loophole!
59. Why do rats make terrible secretaries? They can’t resist chewing the paperwork!
60. What’s a rat’s favorite exercise? The cheese press!
61. Why are rats great at marathons? They never quit, they always keep ‘squeaking’ through!
62. Why did the rat join the circus? He loved to perform on the high ‘squeak’!
63. Why do rats love the internet? They’re always ‘squeaking’ around!
64. What do you call a well-behaved rat? A mouse-erable!
65. Why did the rat go to therapy? He was feeling really ‘down in the dumps’!
66. Why do rats make terrible chefs? They can’t resist eating the ingredients!
67. Why are rats so smart? They’re always ‘squeaking’ out knowledge!
68. What do you call a rat that can fix anything? A handy-mouse!
69. Why do rats love computer games? They’re the ultimate mouse-ter gamers!
70. Why was the rat in the gym? He was working on his ‘mouse’-cles!
71. Why did the rat join the police force? He loved to ‘squeak’ justice!
72. Why don’t rats go camping? They’re afraid of ‘cat’-amounts!
73. Why do rats love libraries? They’re full of ‘cheesy’ novels!
74. Why do rats make great entrepreneurs? They’re always finding ‘hole’s in the market!
75. Why did the rat go to space? He wanted to walk on the ‘moo-se’!
76. What do you call a rat with a day job? A ‘work-a-mouse’!
77. Why did the rat become a mathematician? He loved to ‘count’ cheese!
78. Why are rats great detectives? They always ‘sniff’ out the truth!
79. Why did the rat go to the concert? He loved the ‘squeak’-er system!
80. Why don’t rats play poker? They have a terrible ‘poker’ face!
81. Why do rats love the playground? They love the ‘mouse’-go-round!
82. Why did the rat get a job at the airport? He wanted to be part of the ‘crews’!
83. Why are rats always early? They’re ‘rat’-on time!
84. Why do rats love adventure sports? They’re ‘squeak’-seekers!
85. What do you call a rat who’s good at chess? A check-mate!
86. Why are rats so good at games? They’re always on the ‘mouse’!
87. Why don’t rats play soccer? They’re afraid of getting ‘kicked’!
88. Why are rats great movie directors? They always get the ‘squeak’-uel!
89. Why do rats love technology? It’s full of ‘wires’ to nibble!
90. Why did the rat become a sailor? He was tired of being a ‘land-lubber’!
91. What do you call a rat who loves music? A ‘squeak’-box!
92. Why did the rat become a pirate? He wanted to ‘squeak’-ure treasure!
93. Why do rats love shopping? They love ‘squeak’-ing out a deal!
94. Why did the rat become a watchmaker? He loved the ‘tick-tock’!
95. Why do rats love the theater? They love the ‘drama-mouse’!
96. Why don’t rats play tennis? They’re scared of the ‘squeak’-serve!
97. Why do rats make great firefighters? They’re great at ‘squeak’-ing through tight spots!
98. Why did the rat become a scientist? He was intrigued by the ‘mouse’-teries of the universe!
99. Why do rats make great friends? They’re always there to ‘squeak’ you up!
100. Why did the rat become a journalist? He loved to ‘squeak’ out the truth!
101. Why did the rat become a photographer? He loved to ‘squeak’-ture the moment!
102. Why did the rat start a band? He was a natural ‘squeak’-er!
103. Why are rats great at racing? They always stay in their ‘lane’!
104. Why don’t rats play chess? They’re afraid of the ‘bishops’!
105. Why did the rat become a banker? He loved ‘counting’ cheese!
106. Why do rats love playing video games? They always get the ‘high squeak’!
107. Why are rats great comedians? They always ‘squeak’ the audience!
108. Why do rats love disco? They’re great at ‘squeak’-ing and sliding!
109. Why did the rat become a doctor? He wanted to ‘squeak’ out cures!
110. Why did the rat start a bakery? He loved the ‘smell’ of success!
111. Why are rats great magicians? They can ‘disappear’ in a flash!
112. Why did the rat join the army? He wanted to ‘serve’ his country!
113. Why did the rat become a DJ? He loved to ‘spin’ the decks!
114. Why don’t rats play hide and seek with cats? They’re afraid of being ‘found’!
115. Why do rats love roller coasters? They love the ‘squeak’-y ride!
116. Why did the rat become a mechanic? He loved to ‘fix’ things!
117. Why did the rat become an architect? He loved to ‘build’!
118. Why are rats great singers? They always hit the high ‘notes’!
119. Why did the rat become a pilot? He loved to ‘fly’!

Conclusion

These jokes about rats have whisked us away into a world where these little creatures take center stage in the comedy scene. Their ingenuity, adaptability, and propensity for mischief have brought about a cascade of chuckles and laughter.

Whether they’re navigating through life’s cheesy moments or chasing after their dreams with tenacity, rats certainly know how to bring joy and amusement to our lives, one joke at a time. So, the next time you encounter a rat, remember, they might just have a punchline waiting to ‘squeak’ out and make your day a little brighter!