150 vape jokes
- Why don’t vapers get lost in the fog? Because they make their own clouds.
- What do you call a vaping ninja? A stealth vaper.
- How many vapers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They embrace the light within the cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite Beatles song? “Let it Be…cause it’s vapor.”
- Why was the vape juice at the party so popular? It had a bubbly personality.
- What did the vaper say to his e-liquid? You mist me!
- Why do vapers love math? Because it’s all about the Ω (ohms).
- Why did the vaper bring his device to the gym? He wanted to get into steam shape.
- Why was the vape shop so crowded? Because everyone was ex-haling.
- What do vapers call a boat race? Steamboat championship.
- Why don’t vapers like to argue? Because they’d rather blow off steam.
- What do you call a vaper who just broke up? A cloud chaser.
- What did the vape say to the wall socket? Watt’s up?
- What do vapers love about their birthdays? Blowing clouds instead of candles.
- Why did the vaper go to a cloud competition? He wanted to make a name for himself in the vapor circles.
- Why was the vape pen a poor student? It always fogged up the test.
- How do vapers flirt? They whisper sweet clouds into each other’s ears.
- Why did the vaper bring his device to the sauna? He thought it was a vape convention.
- Why did the vaper start doing yoga? He wanted to reach a higher cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite game? Cloud chase.
- Why was the vape juice a great detective? It always left a trail.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind.”
- What do you call a vaper’s autobiography? “Memoirs of a Cloud Chaser.”
- Why did the vape pen join the army? It wanted to become a tank.
- Why do vapers like Shakespeare? Because of his famous line, “To be or not to be, that is the vapor.”
- Why was the vaper at the weather station? He was checking for cloud cover.
- What do you call a vaper with no vape juice? A dry hit.
- Why did the vaper open a bakery? Because he wanted to sell donut-flavored e-juice.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, because it reminds them of filling up.
- What did the vaper name his pet bird? Puff.
- Why did the vaper take a vacation? To visit the misty mountains.
- Why was the vaper disappointed at the fog machine? It stole his job.
- Why was the vaper a great magician? He was always disappearing in a cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite dance move? The vape and slide.
- What do you call a vaping astronaut? A space cloud chaser.
- Why was the vaper a bad cook? He mistook vape juice for cooking oil.
- How do vapers signal for help? They puff SOS in clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite drink? Cloudy lemonade.
- Why did the vaper get a ticket? For clouding the driver’s view.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite superhero? Cloud Man.
- Why did the vaper start gardening? To grow his own organic cotton.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite weather forecast? Cloudy with a chance of vape balls.
- Why did the vaper become a cloud scientist? To study his own output.
- Why don’t vapers need fire extinguishers? They already have tanks full of juice.
- Why was the vaper a good matchmaker? Because he was always setting up coils.
- Why did the vaper visit a volcano? To get some tips on cloud production.
- What do you call a scared vaper? Vapor-fraid.
- Why did the vaper get hired at the factory? He was a steam engine.
- What do vapers say during a toast? “May your clouds be thick and your juice be slick.”
- Why was the vaper good at golf? He always had a good drive and a long cloud.
- Why do vapers like Halloween? Because of all the mist-ery.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite mountain? Mt. Everest, because it’s the closest to the clouds.
- What do you call a vaper’s mood swing? A vapor-lock.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite day of the week? Foggy Friday.
- Why do vapers love chemistry? Because of all the solutions.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite dessert? Cloud cake.
- Why do vapers hate winter? Because their breath becomes competition.
- Why did the vaper fail at hide-and-seek? His clouds gave him away.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite song? “Smoke on the Water.”
- Why was the vaper a good philosopher? He was always in a cloud of thoughts.
- Why was the vaper not afraid of the dragon? He could outsmoke him.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite restaurant? The Steam Room.
- What do you call a vaper in the circus? The ringmaster.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite bird? The smoke pigeon.
- Why did the vaper become a meteorologist? He had a talent for cloud predicting.
- Why was the vaper a great DJ? His beats were as smooth as his clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Vape.”
- Why did the vaper join the choir? He was always in tune with his cloud.
- Why was the vaper an amazing painter? His clouds were always on point.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite TV show? “The Mist-ery Machine.”
- Why did the vaper love cloud shapes? He could make a vape out of anything.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite candy? Cotton candy.
- Why did the vaper join a gym? To get buffed up clouds.
- Why did the vaper love camping? It’s the perfect place to cloud chase.
- Why was the vaper an expert in Morse code? His puffs were always clear.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite carnival ride? The Ferris wheel, because it’s above the clouds.
- Why was the vaper a successful poet? He found inspiration in his clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite board game? Cluedo, because it involves clouding judgment.
- Why did the vaper love scuba diving? He liked exploring different kinds of clouds.
- What do you call a vaper who loves gardening? A landscape vaper.
- Why did the vaper love mountain climbing? To vape above the clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of clothing? Tank tops.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite animal? The dragon, because of its epic cloud output.
- Why was the vaper a good debater? He had a way of clouding issues.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla cloud.
- Why did the vaper make a great actor? He knew how to create dramatic clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of car? A convertible, to let the clouds out.
- Why did the vaper love thunderstorms? He thought it was Mother Nature vaping.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite fruit? Watermelon mist.
- Why was the vaper good at basketball? He had a good shot and a long cloud.
- What do vapers do at a music concert? They form a cloud orchestra.
- Why was the vaper good at poker? He always had a poker face under the cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite kind of joke? Vape puns.
- Why was the vaper a great football player? He could always find his way through the cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite place to relax? A steam room.
- Why did the vaper love ghost stories? They were full of mist-eries.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite quote? “Inhale the good stuff, exhale the bad stuff.”
- Why was the vaper a good racer? His clouds always put him ahead.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of house? A bungalow, it’s closer to the clouds.
- Why did the vaper love fishing? He loved catching the morning mist.
- Why did the vaper become a cook? To make delicious clouds.
- Why did the vaper love going to the beach? To vape with the sea mist.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite chess piece? The king, because it’s always in a cloud.
- What do you call a vaper’s tattoo? A cloud mark.
- Why was the vaper a great drummer? His beats were as smooth as his clouds.
- Why was the vaper a good swimmer? He knew how to make waves and clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite perfume? Eau de vapeur.
- Why did the vaper love astronomy? Because of all the nebulae.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite holiday destination? The misty fjords of Norway.
- Why did the vaper become a traffic warden? To control the cloud traffic.
- Why was the vaper a good comedian? His jokes were as smooth as his clouds.
- Why was the vaper a great architect? He knew how to design cloud-proof buildings.
- Why was the vaper a good gardener? He could grow clouds.
- What do vapers give each other for Valentine’s Day? A cloud nine experience.
- Why was the vaper a good teacher? He knew how to explain cloud formation.
- Why did the vaper become a firefighter? To combat cloud fires.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite festival? Cloudchella.
- Why did the vaper love painting? He was an expert at cloud art.
- Why did the vaper become a hairdresser? He was good at creating smoke rings.
- What do vapers do at a rave? They create a cloud show.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of cookie? Cloud cookies.
- Why was the vaper a good politician? He knew how to cloud the issues.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of music? Cloud rap.
- Why did the vaper love geology? Because of the cloud formations.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite color? Cloudy gray.
- Why was the vaper a good soccer player? He knew how to navigate through the fog.
- What do vapers do on Christmas? They fill the room with clouds.
- Why was the vaper a good dancer? He knew how to do the cloud step.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of clock? A cloud clock.
- Why did the vaper love cooking? He loved making cloud soufflés.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of tree? A cloud tree.
- Why was the vaper a good chess player? He always clouded his opponent’s judgment.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of fish? The cloud fish.
- Why was the vaper a good skier? He knew how to navigate through the fog.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite planet? Venus, the cloudiest planet.
- Why did the vaper love going to the spa? He loved the steam room.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of coffee? A cloud macchiato.
- Why was the vaper a good detective? He knew how to sift through the fog of mystery.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of bird? The cloud bird.
- Why did the vaper love studying physics? He loved learning about cloud dynamics.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite kind of music festival? A cloud fest.
- Why was the vaper a good surgeon? He could operate in a cloud.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of dog? A cloud retriever.
- Why was the vaper a good pilot? He knew how to fly through clouds.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite candy? Cloud candy.
- Why was the vaper a good baker? He made great cloud bread.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of cloud? A vape cloud, of course!
- Why did the vaper become a weatherman? He was an expert at cloud prediction.
- What’s a vaper’s favorite type of pasta? Cloud-shaped pasta.
- Why was the vaper a great story teller? His tales were as captivating as his clouds.