150 Face Jokes

The human face can be the ultimate source of humor, whether it’s the exaggerated expressions we pull when telling a joke or the simple idiosyncrasies we each have that make us uniquely ourselves.

Now, imagine if faces could talk. Imagine the pun-filled exchanges, the clever one-liners, the hilarious commentary on everyday life. Prepare yourself for a journey into a world of facial humor, where our human visages take on a life of their own in these fun-filled face jokes.

From cheeky banter to brow-raising puns, these jokes will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle from your lips. Get ready for some good old face-based fun!

Top 150 Face Jokes:

1. Why don’t faces ever win at poker? Because they always fold!
2. How does the moon cut its face? Eclipse it.
3. What did the face say to the acne? “You’re really getting under my skin!”
4. Why did the face go to school? To get a little more cheeky!
5. Why was the nose in the middle of the face? Because it wanted to be the center of a-tension!
6. What do you call a face with a lot of chins? A chinterpretation!
7. Why did the face never lose in a race? Because it always stayed ahead!
8. Why don’t faces make good secret keepers? Because they can’t help but spill the beans!
9. Why was the face like a computer? It had too many windows (eyes) and not enough RAM (brain)!
10. Why did the face apply for a job? It wanted to make ends meet!
11. Why was the face bad at hide and seek? Because it always faced the facts!
12. What did the clock say to the face? Time flies when you’re having fun!
13. Why did the face always win at chess? It knew all the cheek moves!
14. Why don’t faces make good musicians? Because they always face the music!
15. What did the cheek say to the zit? “You’re getting on my nerves!”
16. Why was the face a good actor? Because it always put on a good face!
17. What did the eye say to the nose? “Between you and me, something smells!”
18. What did the face say to the mirror? “I’m sick of seeing your face!”
19. Why was the face like a book? Because its story was written all over it!
20. Why did the face go to the party? It was looking for somebuddy to love!
21. What did the face say to the mustache? “You’re growing on me!”
22. Why was the face a good detective? It could always spot a face in the crowd!
23. Why don’t faces play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a kick in the teeth!
24. Why did the face bring a sun hat to the beach? It didn’t want to face the heat!
25. What did the face say when it got a sunburn? “I really can’t face the day!”
26. Why was the face always on time? It knew it had to face the clock!
27. Why didn’t the face get along with the hands? Because the hands were always pushing its buttons!
28. What do you call a face without an eye? A fac!
29. Why did the face go to therapy? It was tired of its resting expression!
30. Why did the face join the circus? It wanted to be a clown face!
31. Why was the face always calm? It took everything at face value!
32. What did the face say when it got a facelift? “I’ve turned a new cheek!”
33. Why was the face bad at cooking? It always faced the heat!
34. Why don’t faces like secrets? They can’t stand the whispering behind their backs!
35. Why was the face so good at baseball? Because it always got a home run – straight to the nose!
36. What did the face say to the hand? “You’re too touchy!”
37. Why did the face go to the dentist? It couldn’t face the tooth!
38. What did the cheek say to the other cheek? “You crack me up!”
39. Why don’t faces make good librarians? They always face the books!
40. Why did the face never get lost? It always knew which way to face!
41. Why was the face bad at math? Because it always counted on its fingers!
42. Why don’t faces play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked on!
43. Why did the face fail the test? It couldn’t face the facts!
44. Why did the face wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized!
45. Why did the face go to the opera? It loved a good face-to-toot!
46. Why don’t faces go fishing? They can’t handle the pier pressure!
47. What did the face say to the barber? “I mustache you a question!”
48. Why was the face a good gardener? It always knew when to face the sun!
49. What did the freckle say to the face? “I spot a difference!”
50. Why don’t faces make good comedians? They always crack up!
51. Why did the face start a band? Because it wanted to face the music!
52. Why did the face go to the casino? It knew when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em!
53. Why was the face a good dancer? Because it knew all the right moves!
54. Why did the face go to the gym? It wanted to work on its cheekbones!
55. Why don’t faces like winters? They can’t face the cold!
56. Why did the face join the choir? It had a glowing countenance!
57. Why did the face get a job as a baker? It kneaded the dough!
58. What did the face say to the lipstick? “You’re really making a mark!”
59. Why was the face a great artist? Because it always drew a crowd!
60. Why did the face get a ticket? It was caught speeding!
61. What did the face say to the blush? “You’re making me flush!”
62. Why don’t faces get promoted? They can’t face the boss!
63. Why did the face learn to juggle? It wanted to have many balls in the air!
64. Why did the face become a teacher? It liked to face the class!
65. Why was the face a good politician? It knew when to put on a poker face!
66. What did the face say to the scarf? “You’re really choking me up!”
67. Why did the face join a band? It loved to drum up some excitement!
68. Why did the face get glasses? It couldn’t see the point!
69. Why don’t faces like exams? They’re afraid of the test face!
70. Why did the face get a job at the circus? It was a real clown!
71. Why did the face go to the beauty pageant? It had a winning smile!
72. Why don’t faces play cards? They can’t keep a poker face!
73. Why did the face join the football team? It knew how to take one for the team!
74. Why did the face get a job as a mime? It loved making funny faces!
75. Why did the face go to the spa? It needed a little TLC!
76. What did the face say to the sunscreen? “You’re my only hope!”
77. Why was the face a good judge? It could always face the jury!
78. Why did the face join a dating app? It was looking for the perfect match!
79. Why did the face go to the doctor? It had a case of the blushes!
80. Why did the face win the lottery? It always had a lucky grin!
81. Why don’t faces like roller coasters? They’re afraid of losing face!
82. Why did the face go to the car dealership? It was ready for a face-lift!
83. Why did the face go to the makeup artist? It wanted a touch-up!
84. Why did the face join the debate team? It loved a good face-off!
85. Why don’t faces make good detectives? They’re too easy to read!
86. What did the face say to the pimple? “You’re really popping out!”
87. Why did the face go to the disco? It loved the spotlight!
88. Why did the face go to the museum? It wanted to see the portraits!
89. Why did the face join the boxing team? It knew how to take a punch!
90. Why don’t faces go to concerts? They’re afraid of getting stage fright!
91. Why did the face go to the eye doctor? It wanted to keep an eye out!
92. Why did the face join the choir? It wanted to raise its voice!
93. Why don’t faces like thunderstorms? They’re afraid of getting struck by lightning!
94. Why did the face go to the psychiatrist? It had too many expressions!
95. Why did the face become a chess player? It loved to checkmate!
96. Why did the face join the circus? It loved to clown around!
97. What did the face say to the eye shadow? “You’re making me shady!”
98. Why don’t faces make good criminals? They’re always caught red-handed!
99. Why did the face become a poet? It loved to rhyme!
100. Why did the face go to the dermatologist? It was tired of spots!
101. Why did the face become a magician? It loved to deceive!
102. Why did the face go to the library? It wanted to check out a book!
103. Why did the face join a club? It wanted to feel included!
104. What did the face say to the mirror? “You’re reflecting my best side!”
105. Why don’t faces play poker? They have too many tells!
106. Why did the face go to the gym? It wanted to lose some cheeks!
107. Why did the face become a baker? It loved to roll in the dough!
108. Why did the face join the navy? It wanted to see the world!
109. Why did the face become a scientist? It loved to experiment!
110. Why did the face go to the optometrist? It was looking for a clearer view!
111. Why did the face go to the beach? It was ready for some sun!
112. Why did the face join the circus? It loved to tumble!
113. Why did the face go to the hairdresser? It was time for a change!
114. Why did the face become a comedian? It loved to make people laugh!
115. Why did the face go to the eye doctor? It was seeing double!
116. Why did the face go to the makeup store? It was in need of a makeover!
117. Why did the face join a dance group? It loved to move to the rhythm!
118. Why did the face go to the dentist? It was feeling a bit sensitive!
119. Why did the face go to the masseuse? It was in need of relaxation!
120. Why did the face go to the therapist? It was tired of being misunderstood!
121. Why did the face join a band? It loved to hit the high notes!
122. Why did the face go to the optician? It wanted to see the world clearly!
123. Why did the face go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape!
124. Why did the face go to the painter? It was in need of a touch-up!
125. Why did the face go to the tailor? It was in need of a fitting!
126. Why did the face join a tennis club? It loved to serve!
127. Why did the face go to the jeweler? It was in need of some sparkle!
128. Why did the face go to the hair salon? It was in need of a trim!
129. Why did the face join a basketball team? It loved to shoot hoops!
130. Why did the face go to the spa? It was in need of a facial!
131. Why did the face join a baseball team? It loved to hit home runs!
132. Why did the face go to the doctor? It was in need of a check-up!
133. Why did the face go to the gym? It wanted to sweat it out!
134. Why did the face go to the therapist? It was tired of its resting face!
135. Why did the face go to the stylist? It was in need of a makeover!
136. Why did the face join a football team? It loved to tackle!
137. Why did the face go to the beach? It was ready for some sun!
138. Why did the face join a bowling team? It loved to strike!
139. Why did the face go to the orthodontist? It was in need of a straight smile!
140. Why did the face go to the yoga class? It wanted to find its inner peace!
141. Why did the face join a soccer team? It loved to score goals!
142. Why did the face go to the makeup artist? It was in need of a glow-up!
143. Why did the face join a cricket team? It loved to bat!
144. Why did the face go to the dentist? It was in need of a clean-up!
145. Why did the face go to the hair salon? It was in need of a style!
146. Why did the face join a swimming team? It loved to dive!
147. Why did the face go to the opera? It wanted to hit the high notes!
148. Why did the face join a chess club? It loved to strategize!
149. Why did the face go to the fashion designer? It wanted to dress to impress!
150. Why did the face join a singing group? It wanted to harmonize!

Wrapping Up

From cheeky chins to sassy noses, we’ve put a smile on every feature in our collection of face jokes. We’ve winked at the moon, blushed at the sun, and even had a word or two with our eyebrows.

Whether you’ve laughed out loud or simply cracked a smile, we hope these jokes have shown you just how fun and funny our faces can be. As we’ve learned, our faces may not be great at poker, they may not always win at hide and seek, and they’re not always great at keeping secrets.

But if there’s one thing a face is good at, it’s giving us something to laugh about. So, keep laughing, keep smiling, and always remember to face the day with humor, because a day without laughter is a day wasted!