143 oklahoma jokes / ou jokes

  1. Why did the Oklahoman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
  2. What do you call an Oklahoman who can play a musical instrument? A Tulsa-talented individual!
  3. Why do Oklahoma State students always carry a map? So they can always find their way back to Norman!
  4. How does an Oklahoman express their disbelief? “Oh, Tulsa isn’t it!”
  5. What do you call a reptile from Oklahoma? An Okla-gator!
  6. Why did the Oklahoma tornado break up with the hurricane? It said it had too many twists and turns!
  7. What do you call a dessert from Oklahoma City? Okla-homemade pie.
  8. Why do cows in Oklahoma have trouble keeping secrets? Because the steaks are so high.
  9. Why did the Oklahoman cross the road? To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
  10. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Oklahoma? Because good luck hiding when you’re that flat!
  11. What did the Oklahoma tornado say to the tree? You’re about to take a spin!
  12. How do Oklahomans handle controversy? They just Tulsa out.
  13. Why did the musician move to Oklahoma? To try to make it in the big leagues, he wanted to play in Okla-harmonica.
  14. What did the Oklahoman weatherman say about his job? “It’s not easy forecasting Oklahoma’s weather. It’s a breeze some days, and a tornado the next!”
  15. Why are the best comedians from Oklahoma? Because their jokes are OK.
  16. What do you call a bird from Oklahoma City? An Okla-homing pigeon.
  17. Why do basketball players love Oklahoma? Because every shot’s a plain one!
  18. What do Oklahomans say when they are surprised? “Oh, Oklahoma!”
  19. Why was the pancake in Oklahoma so flat? It spent too much time on the plains.
  20. Why did the scarecrow from Oklahoma win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  21. What did the tornado say to the people of Oklahoma? “Hold on to your hats!”
  22. Why don’t cats like to go to Oklahoma? They heard it’s a dog state, thanks to the Sooners.
  23. Why did the book go on vacation to Oklahoma? It was looking for a great “plains” story!
  24. What do you call a poker player from Oklahoma? A card-carrying member of the Sooner state!
  25. How does Oklahoma greet its visitors? “Welcome to OK, but we hope your stay is great!”
  26. Why did the potato move to Oklahoma? It wanted to become a mashed potato in the next tornado.
  27. What do you call a spooky house in Oklahoma? Okla-haunted!
  28. How do Oklahomans stay cool in summer? They have lots of fans – they’re a big hit in tornado season!
  29. Why did the bread loaf move to Oklahoma? To become a flatbread!
  30. What’s a tornado’s favorite game in Oklahoma? Twister!
  31. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite card game? Oklahoma Poker City!
  32. How does an Oklahoman catfish tell time? By looking at the sand bass.
  33. Why was the Oklahoman onion crying? It couldn’t handle the heat in Oklahoma City.
  34. What did the Oklahoman buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison!
  35. Why don’t Oklahoma City chefs ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you smell that good!
  36. How does the Oklahoma weather report go? “We’ll tell you what the weather’s going to be like, but we can’t promise it’ll stay that way!”
  37. Why did the Oklahoman refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he suspected it was a cheetah.
  38. How does an Oklahoman leave a room? He Tulsa goodbye.
  39. Why do Oklahomans always carry a compass? Because it’s easy to get lost on the plains!
  40. What do you call an Oklahoman with a bunch of cats? A cat-herder!
  41. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite city in Oklahoma? Crow-kahoma city!
  42. What do you call a bear with no teeth in Oklahoma? A gummy bear.
  43. Why are football players from Oklahoma always calm? Because they know how to stay in the ‘Sooner’ state of mind!
  44. What does an Oklahoman do when he’s feeling down? He tries to Tulsa it out.
  45. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  46. What do you call a funny book in Oklahoma? A comic Okla-book!
  47. Why did the Oklahoma football team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good “roll” model.
  48. What do you call a group of musical notes in Oklahoma? Okla-harmonies!
  49. Why did the egg crack a joke in Oklahoma? It wanted to be an eggcellent comedian.
  50. Why did the Oklahoman become a gardener? He heard he could make a “growing” living out of it.
  51. What do you call a happy cowboy in Oklahoma? A jolly rancher!
  52. Why do Oklahomans always carry a map? Because even they get lost in the plains!
  53. How does an Oklahoman count his cattle? With a cowculator!
  54. Why did the Oklahoman go to school? He wanted to be more than just OK at something!
  55. Why did the scarecrow in Oklahoma become a politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  56. What do you call a fish who knows a lot about Oklahoma? A brain sturgeon!
  57. Why don’t Oklahomans tell secrets on their farm? Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk!
  58. What does an Oklahoman say when it rains cats and dogs? “Don’t step in a poodle!”
  59. Why did the Oklahoman cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long!
  60. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite song? “Oklahoma, wind comes sweeping down the plain.”
  61. Why did the Oklahoma thunder refuse to date the lightning? It said it was too shocking!
  62. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? It had too many problems!
  63. How do you know you’re from Oklahoma? When you consider a “light breeze” to be under 30 mph!
  64. What do you call an Oklahoman who can’t play the piano? A Sooner not a tuner!
  65. Why did the Oklahoman go broke at the bakery? He couldn’t stop buying doughnuts, they were just his “roll” model!
  66. How do Oklahomans fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
  67. Why are there no secrets in Oklahoma? Because they just blow around in the wind!
  68. How do you know if an Oklahoman is a good baker? His bread rises before the sun!
  69. Why do Oklahomans love living in the country? Because it70. gives them a lot of “room to grow”!
  70. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s plain and simple!
  71. Why did the Oklahoman bring a sunshade to the beach? He wanted to keep Oklahoma City cool!
  72. What do you call a secret agent from Oklahoma? James Bond… The Sooner Spy.
  73. How do you know when you’ve left Oklahoma? The wind stops pushing your car sideways!
  74. Why did the Oklahoman bring a fan to his BBQ? He heard it would be smokin’!
  75. Why did the Oklahoman go to the river every morning? To catch up on the current events!
  76. What do Oklahomans call a quiet film? Okla-mute-a.
  77. Why was the Oklahoma baker a great musician? Because he had the perfect rolls!
  78. Why did the computer break in Oklahoma? It left its Windows open during a tornado.
  79. Why do Oklahomans always win at chess? Because they always start as the Sooner!
  80. What do you call an Oklahoman artist? A draw-klahoman!
  81. Why was the belt arrested in Oklahoma? It was holding up a pair of jeans!
  82. Why are there no tall stories in Oklahoma? Because the wind blows all the exaggerations away!
  83. How can you spot an Oklahoma athlete? They’re always in the running!
  84. Why did the Oklahoman bring a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!
  85. What do you call a bee from Oklahoma? An Okla-honey-bee!
  86. Why do Oklahoma football teams always start ahead? Because they’re from the Sooner state!
  87. What do Oklahomans call a scaredy-cat? An Okla-chicken!
  88. What does an Oklahoman snake say? Hisssss-oma!
  89. Why did the Oklahoman bring a fan to the picnic? He wanted to have a breeze while eating cheese!
  90. How do you know you’re a true Oklahoman? You have more tornado drills than fire drills!
  91. What do you call an Oklahoman superhero? Super-Sooner!
  92. How do you impress an Oklahoman girl? Say you’re a tornado chaser!
  93. Why did the Oklahoma oil rig go to school? To become a well-educated drilling machine.
  94. Why did the chicken in Oklahoma join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  95. What’s the favorite Oklahoman tree? The Tulsa-tree!
  96. What do you call an Oklahoman with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  97. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the cowboy salad dressing!
  98. Why did the Oklahoma scarecrow win an award? Because he was the cream of the crop!
  99. What do Oklahomans call an elderly snowman? Water!
  100. Why do Oklahomans never play hide and seek with mountains? Because the peaks always peak!
  101. How do you greet a three-headed Oklahoman? Hello, hello, hello-ma!
  102. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of clothing? A wind-breaker!
  103. How did the Oklahoman become a gardener? He was so good at planting ideas!
  104. Why do Oklahoma weather forecasters go to school? To learn the “drills” of the job!
  105. Why do Oklahomans like to drive fast? They’re always in the Sooner state of mind!
  106. Why did the computer take a nap in Oklahoma? It found Windows exhausting!
  107. Why did the football team go to the bakery in Oklahoma? Because they needed a good “roll” model!
  108. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite footwear? Dust-boots!
  109. What do you call a very cool person in Oklahoma? A Tulsa-chiller!
  110. Why did the Oklahoman get kicked out of the cookie factory? He took a day off because he felt crumby!
  111. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of coffee? Plain black!
  112. Why did the Oklahoman bring a pencil behind his ear? Because he wanted to draw attention!
  113. Why was the computer cold in Oklahoma? It left its Windows open!
  114. Why do Oklahoma dogs never get lost? They always follow their nose-ers!
  115. How does an Oklahoman catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  116. Why did the Oklahoman get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded dough!
  117. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of music? Country roads!
  118. Why do Oklahoma birds never get lost? They always follow their beak-lahoma!
  119. Why was the math teacher suspicious of the Oklahoman student? He was always trying to find the root of the problem!
  120. Why did the Oklahoman bring a bag of sand to the beach? He wanted to feel grounded!
  121. What do you call an Oklahoman bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  122. Why was the Oklahoman music note sad? It didn’t find any harmony!
  123. How do Oklahomans stay in shape? They chase after the wind!
  124. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite superhero? The Flash – because of his speed during tornado season!
  125. Why do Oklahomans never lose at cards? Because they’re the Sooner state!
  126. How do you know an Oklahoman invented the toothbrush? Because anyone else would have called it a teethbrush!
  127. Why do Oklahomans always carry a straw? To drink up the wind!
  128. Why was the calendar famous in Oklahoma? Because it had a date every day!
  129. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of key? The key to success!
  130. Why did the Oklahoman carry a map? He wanted to get off the beaten path!
  131. What do you call an Oklahoman in a suit? A Tulsa tie!
  132. Why did the Oklahoman refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he thought it might be a cheetah!
  133. Why did the Oklahoman carry a compass? Because he didn’t want to lose his direction in the wind!
  134. What do you call an Oklahoman who always takes the long way around? A detour-ist!
  135. Why did the music note move to Oklahoma? Because it wanted to be in the Sooner Symphony!
  136. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of party? A Sooner-get-together!
  137. Why did the Oklahoman go to art school? Because he couldn’t draw conclusions!
  138. What do Oklahomans call a singing computer? A Dell!
  139. Why are Oklahomans good at chess? Because they know how to check-mate the wind!
  140. How do Oklahomans stay fit? By doing wind sprints!
  141. What do you call an Oklahoman who’s always on time? A minute man!
  142. Why did the Oklahoman start a bakery? He wanted to make a lot of dough!
  143. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of tea? Twister tea!

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