150 nose jokes

  1. Why don’t noses ever get lost? Because they always know-s where they are!
  2. Why did the nose get a timeout? Because it kept picking on everyone.
  3. Why did the nose never succeed as a comedian? His jokes always blew.
  4. Why are noses never 12 inches long? Because then they’d be a foot.
  5. What did the nose say to the finger? “Stop picking on me.”
  6. Why don’t noses have any money? Because they always run out of it!
  7. What kind of nose does a detective have? One that always sniffs out the truth.
  8. What did the nose say to the tissue? “You got my back.”
  9. Why do noses never get bored? There’s always something to sniff at.
  10. What’s a nose’s favorite school subject? History, they’re big on scents of the past.
  11. What’s a nose’s favorite type of exercise? Cardio. They love the running!
  12. Why did the nose break up with the mouth? She found him tasteless.
  13. Why are noses not allowed to play cards? They might have a tell-sneeze.
  14. Why did the nose go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the sniffs of life.
  15. What did the eye say to the nose? “Between us, something smells!”
  16. Why are noses never good musicians? They always blow the high notes.
  17. What did the big nose say to the little nose? “You need to grow a little sense.”
  18. Why don’t noses make good secret keepers? They always let something slip.
  19. What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows.
  20. Why do noses run but feet smell?
  21. What do you call a nose that lives alone? An independent scents.
  22. Why did the nose get a ticket? It was caught speeding – it ran a red.
  23. Why do noses prefer winter? Summer always blows too hot!
  24. Why do noses never win at poker? They have a poker face, but they can’t keep a poker nose.
  25. What do noses do on their day off? Just breathe and smell the roses.
  26. What do you call a nose that’s a great cook? A scent-sational chef.
  27. Why did the nose get a promotion? He was a straight-up leader.
  28. Why was the nose feeling sad? He couldn’t smell the roses.
  29. How does a nose communicate? It uses sign language – it always runs.
  30. What kind of humor does a nose enjoy? Scent-imental.
  31. Why did the nose get into politics? He wanted to run for the office.
  32. Why was the nose so good at math? He was always right on the nose.
  33. Why was the nose always the best actor? It knew how to play a good blow.
  34. Why do noses never get invited to parties? They always blow the surprise!
  35. Why did the nose go to the party? To have a scent-sational time.
  36. Why do noses like strong coffee? It gives them a good jolt.
  37. Why do noses never get fat? They always run.
  38. What did the nose say to the sneeze? “Bless you, I didn’t see that coming.”
  39. What do you call a nose with a cold? A snot rocket.
  40. Why was the nose a great detective? He had a nose for crime.
  41. Why did the nose go to school? To get some scents of knowledge.
  42. What kind of car does a nose drive? A convertible – for the fresh air.
  43. What’s a nose’s favorite music? Beeth-sneezen.
  44. What is a nose’s favorite song? “Can’t Stop the Smelling.”
  45. What is a nose’s favorite band? The Red Hot Chili Peppers, because they make them run!
  46. Why did the nose get a job in sales? He was great at sniffing out deals.
  47. Why did the nose join the circus? He loved clowning around.
  48. What’s a nose’s favorite movie? “Scent of a Woman.”
  49. What do you call a nose that loves to travel? A roaming nose.
  50. Why did the nose join a marathon? It wanted to go the extra mile.
  51. Why did the nose get into trouble at school? It was caught picking fights.
  52. What do you call a hardworking nose? A whiff of fresh air.
  53. Why are noses great at basketball? They always nose the score.
  54. What do you call a nose that loves gardening? A green-thumbed smeller.
  55. Why was the nose voted class president? It was straight to the point.
  56. Why was the nose a great painter? It had a good sense of color.
  57. What did the nose say to the ear? “I hear you’re a good listener!”
  58. Why did the nose apply for a loan? It was tired of running.
  59. Why did the nose become a writer? It had a lot of stories to tell-sneeze.
  60. Why did the nose lose the boxing match? It couldn’t handle the punches.
  61. What did the nose say to the forehead? “I look up to you!”
  62. Why did the nose go to the doctor? It felt congested.
  63. Why don’t noses make good comedians? They always blow the punchline.
  64. Why was the nose always happy? It always lived in the present scent.
  65. What did the nose say to the lips? “Keep a stiff upper lip.”
  66. What is a nose’s favorite type of flower? One with a great scent-imental value.
  67. Why are noses so good at baseball? They always know how to catch a scent.
  68. Why did the nose lose at chess? It was too sniffy about its moves.
  69. Why was the nose a great critic? It knew what’s good and what stinks.
  70. What did the nose say to the handkerchief? “You’re a sight for sore nostrils!”
  71. Why was the nose a good judge? It could always smell a rat.
  72. Why did the nose go to the beach? It loved the salty air.
  73. Why did the nose become a weather forecaster? It could always sniff out a storm.
  74. What do you call a nose on a diet? A lean, mean, smelling machine.
  75. Why did the nose love winter? It could finally stop running.
  76. Why was the nose always fair? It knew not to pick sides.
  77. What did the nose say to the finger? “Quit pushing my buttons!”
  78. Why did the nose quit his job? He was tired of working under someone’s thumb.
  79. Why did the nose refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always gets picked first.
  80. What do you call a nose that’s always happy? A smell-ephant.
  81. Why did the nose become a football player? It loved getting into the thick of the scrum.
  82. What did the nose say to the feet? “You guys are a long way down!”
  83. Why was the nose a good negotiator? It could always sniff out a good deal.
  84. Why did the nose start a band? It was tired of playing second fiddle.
  85. What do you call a nose that doesn’t work? A scent-less being.
  86. Why was the nose a good musician? It could always pitch perfectly.
  87. What do you call a nose with glasses? A spectacle of scent-sation.
  88. Why do noses never play hide and seek? Because they always get picked.
  89. What do you call a nose that likes to dance? A boogie machine.
  90. Why do noses love elevators? They always get a lift from the smell.
  91. Why was the nose a successful author? It could smell a bestseller a mile away.
  92. Why did the nose become a sailor? It loved the smell of the sea.
  93. Why did the nose make a good referee? It was always in the center of things.
  94. What did the nose say to the hand? “You’re always in my business!”
  95. Why did the nose get an award? It was at the top of its field.
  96. Why did the nose become a baker? It loved the smell of fresh bread.
  97. What do you call a nose that’s a great detective? Sherlock Nostrils.
  98. Why did the nose join the army? It wanted to be in the front line.
  99. What do you call a nose that’s a great dancer? A nose-trot.
  100. What do you call a nose without a sense of smell? A nose sense.
  101. Why did the nose join the track team? It loved the smell of victory.
  102. Why do noses love perfume shops? They’re always scent-ered there.
  103. Why was the nose a good teacher? It always knew who was up to no good.
  104. What did the nose say to the glasses? “You’re a real sight for sore eyes.”
  105. Why was the nose an excellent athlete? It always followed its nose to the finish line.
  106. What do you call a nose that’s a bad liar? Plain as the nose on your face.
  107. Why do noses love to go camping? They love the scent of the wild.
  108. Why did the nose join a choir? It wanted to sing nose-odies.
  109. Why did the nose become a gardener? It loved the smell of fresh flowers.
  110. What did the nose say to the mirror? “Reflecting on my life makes me sneeze.”
  111. What did the nose say to the pollen? “You make me feel so alive!”
  112. Why was the nose always optimistic? It always smelled something good in the air.
  113. Why did the nose never lose at hide and seek? It always sniffed out the competition.
  114. Why did the nose go on a diet? It wanted to lose some scents.
  115. Why did the nose go to college? It wanted to pick up a degree.
  116. Why did the nose join the football team? It wanted to tackle the competition.
  117. Why did the nose never lose at chess? It always had the upper hand.
  118. Why was the nose a great lawyer? It always had a good defense.
  119. What did the nose say to the mustache? “I mustache you a question.”
  120. Why did the nose become a fashion designer? It had a nose for style.
  121. What did the nose say to the flower? “You’re blooming lovely.”
  122. Why did the nose get a medal? It always stuck to its tasks.
  123. Why was the nose a great coach? It could always smell a win.
  124. What did the nose say to the cold air? “You take my breath away.”
  125. Why did the nose join the orchestra? It wanted to blow its own trumpet.
  126. Why did the nose never get lost? It always followed its scent.
  127. Why did the nose go to the opera? It had a nose for drama.
  128. What did the nose say to the pepper? “You spice up my life!”
  129. Why did the nose never lose at tic-tac-toe? It always knew what was coming next.
  130. Why was the nose a great CEO? It knew how to lead by the nose.
  131. Why did the nose become a chef? It had a taste for the finer things in life.
  132. What did the nose say to the sneeze? “You’re a breath of fresh air!”
  133. Why did the nose become a mechanic? It loved the smell of engine oil.
  134. Why was the nose a great DJ? It could always sniff out a hit.
  135. What did the nose say to the rose? “You’re scent-sational.”
  136. Why did the nose become a boxer? It loved the smell of the ring.
  137. What did the nose say to the dust? “You’re a real pain in the nostrils!”
  138. Why did the nose join the circus? It loved the smell of popcorn.
  139. Why did the nose become a mathematician? It always had a sense of numbers.
  140. Why did the nose become an artist? It had an eye for beauty.
  141. What did the nose say to the cold weather? “You make me run for it!”
  142. Why did the nose become a pilot? It loved the smell of jet fuel.
  143. Why was the nose a great detective? It always sniffed out the clues.
  144. What did the nose say to the hand? “High five!”
  145. Why did the nose join the gym? It wanted to keep fit and healthy.
  146. Why did the nose become a librarian? It loved the smell of old books.
  147. What did the nose say to the wind? “You blow me away!”
  148. Why did the nose join the orchestra? It had a talent for hitting the right notes.
  149. Why did the nose become a firefighter? It could smell danger from a mile away.
  150. What did the nose say to the fog? “You make me lose my sense of direction!”

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