125 Library Jokes

Libraries are often associated with quietness, knowledge, and serious pursuits, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be a source of laughter and amusement. In fact, libraries can be filled with hidden humor waiting to be discovered within their shelves.

From clever wordplay to witty puns, library jokes bring a touch of lightheartedness to these scholarly sanctuaries. So, prepare to chuckle and let’s dive into a collection of rib-tickling library jokes that will have bookworms and library enthusiasts alike rolling in the aisles.

Top 125 Library Jokes:

1. Why don’t libraries have gambling rooms? Because they’re afraid of raising the stakes on the novel games!
2. Why did the book go to the library? Because it wanted to get checked out.
3. Why was the math book sad at the library? Because it had too many problems.
4. What does a librarian say when she finds the book you’re looking for? “I booked it for you!”
5. Why did the library get kicked out of the fruit market? Because it couldn’t keep the dates right!
6. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast in the library? A synonym roll.
7. Why was the ghost kicked out of the library? Because it was causing too much spooktacle.
8. Why did the book join the police? Because it wanted to go undercover.
9. Why don’t librarians play hide and seek? Because they always know where the best hiding places are.
10. What do you call a librarian who always goes off on tangents? A bookwormhole.
11. Why did the book go to the library party? Because it heard the stories were going to be lit.
12. Why do libraries make bad entrepreneurs? Because they always give everything away for free!
13. Why do librarians make great secret agents? They know where to draw the line.
14. What’s a book’s favorite exercise at the library? Novelty lifts.
15. How does the library get its coffee? Espresso delivery.
16. Why did the music book get an award at the library? It had the best composure.
17. How do you find a vampire in a library? Check the bloodtype section.
18. Why do books have no secrets in a library? Because some story always tells on them.
19. Why was the romance book blushing in the library? Because it saw the spine of its crush.
20. Why don’t books in libraries make good secret keepers? Because they always spill the beans on the last page.
21. Why was the computer book at the library always getting attention? It had the most byte.
22. Why did the library become a bank? Because it had too many checks.
23. What’s a book’s favorite spot in the library? Near the window pane.
24. Why was the self-help book at the library never on the shelf? Because it could never help but go out.
25. What do you call a fairy tale that’s been in the library too long? An overdue story.
26. Why did the book at the library get a promotion? It had the best wrap-up.
27. Why did the library book go to the doctor? It had bad circulation.
28. Why are libraries so strict? Because they believe in book law.
29. Why don’t books make good runners? They always bind up.
30. Why did the library book keep getting lost? It didn’t know its place.
31. Why do librarians make great detectives? They can always read the clues.
32. How did the library propose to its sweetheart? With a ring binder.
33. What does a book do at the gym in the library? Weight-lifting.
34. How does a book get drunk in a library? It absorbs too many spirits.
35. Why was the library so loud? The books were cracking up.
36. Why was the book kicked out of the library? It had a bad jacket.
37. Why don’t books like going to the beach? They can’t stand the sandwiching.
38. Why don’t books in libraries make good comedians? Because their jokes are too novel.
39. How do libraries flirt? They send bookmarks.
40. What’s a book’s favorite dance? The page turner.
41. How did the librarian get popular? She knew how to book the trend.
42. Why did the cookbook never leave the library? It was always cooking up something.
43. Why did the library book join a band? It had the best notes.
44. Why don’t libraries like junk food? Too much junk in the stacks.
45. Why are library books bad at poker? They always show their hand.
46. Why don’t books like gardening? They get planted too often.
47. What do you call a very tall librarian? A stack manager.
48. Why don’t books like going to the library? They’re afraid of getting deweycimated.
49. Why do libraries hate chaos? They’re all about order.
50. Why do librarians hate when it’s cold? The books start to chatter.
51. What’s a book’s favorite dessert? Chapter pie.
52. What do you call an unexpected turn in a library book? A plot twist.
53. What’s the most dramatic book in the library? The one with the most scenes.
54. Why do library books hate dieting? They always get skimmed.
55. How does a library catch a fish? With a book hook.
56. What do you call a librarian who can play music? A conduct-or.
57. What did the librarian say to the book thief? “You’re booked!”
58. Why do librarians make good detectives? They can always follow the paper trail.
59. Why don’t books go out at night? They’re afraid of bookmarks.
60. Why do library books make poor athletes? They have soft covers.
61. How does a book get around the library? It takes the spine way.
62. Why did the library book join a circus? It loved doing flips.
63. Why do library books hate the rain? It gives them soft spots.
64. Why do library books hate the sun? It fades their cover story.
65. How do you know when a library is full? When it’s overflowing with stories.
66. Why do library books hate summer? They get overheated from the stories.
67. Why are books the most patient people at the library? They’re used to waiting in line.
68. What do you call a nervous book? A thriller.
69. Why do libraries make terrible musicians? They’re always breaking the silence.
70. Why don’t books like talking on the phone? They hate getting dog-eared.
71. Why did the library get locked up? It was found guilty of silence.
72. Why are books so good at yoga? They’re great at flexing their spine.
73. What do you call a book that never stops talking? A chatterbook.
74. Why are libraries so full of knowledge? They’re always stocking up on it.
75. Why do books at the library never get lost? They always know theirshelf.
76. Why did the book refuse to shower? It didn’t want to lose its scentences.
77. Why was the library card feeling proud? Because it holds the key to a world of knowledge.
78. Why did the library book go to the party? To be in good company.
79. Why did the scarecrow win an award at the library? Because it was outstanding in its field… of literature.
80. Why did the library become a supermarket? It was really good at checkouts.
81. What do you call a cat who lives in a library? A reading lion.
82. Why are librarians always calm? They always know the story.
83. Why did the book refuse to be eaten by the monster? It didn’t want to be digest-ed.
84. Why was the library book a great traveler? It always went on adventures.
85. Why do library books make the worst critics? They always judge by the cover.
86. What did the library say when it was asked to keep a secret? “I can’t, I’ll spill the ink.”
87. Why don’t libraries like earthquakes? Because everything gets shaken up.
88. What do you call a library full of ghosts? A public screamery.
89. Why was the book on astronomy popular at the library? It had a lot of stars.
90. Why don’t libraries do well in winter? They can’t handle the cold drafts.
91. What do you call a librarian superhero? The Book Ranger.
92. Why was the library book always tired? It was always up all night.
93. Why did the library book get an award? It had a boundless impact.
94. What did the overworked library book say to the librarian? “I need a break in the binding!”
95. What did the library say to the noisy crowd? “Can we have a novel conversation?”
96. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Heavy meta-l-data.
97. Why are books in a library so fit? They always do page turns.
98. Why did the library become a movie star? It was good at drama.
99. Why was the library book arrested? It was a hardcover criminal.
100. Why do books at the library make bad matchmakers? They’re always setting up the wrong characters.
101. Why did the book go to the psychiatrist? It had lost its character.
102. What’s a book’s favorite clothing item at the library? A cover-up.
103. Why do library books make poor party planners? They’re always overbooked.
104. What did the library book say when it got lost? “I’ve lost my place.”
105. Why did the library book go to the gym? It wanted to work out its plot.
106. What do you call a librarian that’s also a gardener? A booket lister.
107. Why don’t books get hot in the library? They use their fans of pages.
108. Why did the library book get a ticket? It didn’t follow the plot.
109. Why do books in a library make poor chess players? They’re always getting checked.
110. What’s the library’s favorite exercise? Shelf-lifting.
111. Why did the library book get a time-out? It was beyond its limits.
112. Why don’t library books make good friends? They always end on you.
113. What did the library book say to the e-book? “You have no spine.”
114. Why are libraries bad at hide and seek? Everyone knows where their hiding places are.
115. Why did the library book get a passport? It wanted to become a world traveler.
116. Why did the library book get in trouble in school? It had bad table manners.
117. Why was the book at the library always happy? It had a lot of joy in the pages.
118. Why do library books never win at poker? Their faces are too open.
119. Why do libraries make poor boxing arenas? Too many hits below the belt.
120. What do you call a library book that’s gone bad? A criminal volume.
121. Why did the book go to the library? It wanted a change of scene.
122. Why don’t library books make good artists? They’re always drawing conclusions.
123. Why did the library book go to the chiropractor? It had a bad spine.
124. Why did the library book get a sunburn? It forgot to wear its book jacket.
125. Why was the library book so cool? It was a new edition.

Conclusion

While libraries are known for their tranquility and intellectual pursuits, they can also be a treasure trove of humor and amusement. The library jokes we explored today playfully merge the world of books and libraries with clever wordplay, puns, and delightful anecdotes.

These jokes remind us that even in the midst of scholarly pursuits, laughter can be found, and humor has its rightful place among the stacks of books. So, the next time you visit a library, keep an eye out for the unexpected laughter that may be waiting for you between the pages. After all, a good joke can bring joy and levity to even the most studious of settings.