131 north dakota jokes

Sure, here are 150 original North Dakota-themed jokes for you.

I hope they make you smile!

  1. Why did the grain elevator in North Dakota break up with its partner?
    • Because it was tired of being taken for “granite”.
  2. How does a North Dakota bison apologize?
    • It says “Buffalo-gize”.
  3. What do North Dakotans call a really fast cat?
    • A Furr-argo.
  4. Why don’t golfers play in North Dakota?
    • Because every time they swing, they get caught in a grain field!
  5. What did the North Dakota tornado say to the sports car?
    • “Wanna go for a spin?”
  6. Why do ghosts love North Dakota?
    • Because it’s Bismarck-y!
  7. How do you know your dog is from North Dakota?
  8. What do you call a noisy puppy in North Dakota?
    • A “Barkota”.
  9. Why was the map of North Dakota always blushing?
    • Because it saw where the Bad Lands!
  10. Why did the North Dakota farmer go to night school?
  • So he could learn the “tractor” multiplication!
  1. Why did the potato move to North Dakota?
  • It wanted to be a spud star.
  1. What do you call a reptile that sings country music in North Dakota?
  • Blake Shel-Snake!
  1. Why did the scarecrow win the North Dakota beauty pageant?
  • Because it was outstanding in its field!
  1. Why did the music note like North Dakota?
  • Because it had the perfect Bismarcking pitch!
  1. Why was the North Dakota sandwich so expensive?
  • Because it had “bison” in it.
  1. Why did the bread roll move to North Dakota?
  • It wanted to feel “kneaded”.
  1. How do North Dakotans organize a space party?
  • They “planet” on the prairie!
  1. Why do North Dakota cows have hooves instead of feet?
  • Because they lactose!
  1. How do you know you’re a North Dakotan?
  • You measure distance in hours, not miles.
  1. Why do North Dakotans bring a pencil to bed?
  • To draw the curtains!
  1. What do you call a North Dakota cat who can play the guitar?
  • A “mewsician”.
  1. What do you call a grizzly bear in North Dakota with no teeth?
  1. Why did the North Dakota cookie cry?
  • Because its mom was a wafer too long!
  1. What’s a North Dakota computer’s favorite snack?
  • Microchips.
  1. What did one North Dakota corn stalk say to the other?
  • “Just popping by to say hello!”
  1. What do you call a very cold North Dakota football player?
  • A “Frozeman”.
  1. Why do North Dakotans have TGIF on their shoes?
  1. Why did the book join the North Dakota police?
  • It wanted to work undercover!
  1. Why did the North Dakota tomato turn red?
  • Because it saw the salad dressing!
  1. Why was the North Dakota computer cold at work?
  • It left its Windows open!
  1. What’s the most musical part of North Dakota?
  1. How do North Dakota cows do math?
  • They use a cow-culator!
  1. What do you call a North Dakota cat who swallowed a duck?
  • A “duck-filled-fatty-puss”.
  1. What’s a North Dakotan’s favorite type of music?
  • Country, because they can’t resist a good “crop” tune!
  1. Why don’t North Dakotans play hide and seek?
  • Because good luck hiding when you live on the plains!
  1. What did the North Dakota grape say when it got stepped on?
  • Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  1. Why was the North Dakota belt arrested?
  • It was holding up a pair of jeans!
  1. Why don’t aliens visit North Dakota?
  • They looked at the reviews and Earth only has one star!
  1. What do you call an arctic bear in North Dakota?
  • Lost.
  1. What do North Dakotans use to catch fish?
  • Their “bear” hands!
  1. How do North Dakotans spice up their life?
  • By adding pepper to their mashed potatoes!
  1. What do you call a sunflower that can play the piano?
  • A sunflower “Maestrota”.
  1. Why do North Dakotans like to play chess in the winter?
  • Because the “check” is always “mate”!
  1. What’s a North Dakotan’s favorite type of pants?
  • Denim, because it’s “jean-ius”.
  1. Why do North Dakota football players go to the bakery?
  • To get a good “roll” going!
  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth in North Dakota?
  • A “gummy Dakota”.
  1. How does North Dakota say hello to its neighboring states?
  • “Howdy, p-‘neighboring states’-ner!”
  1. Why did the North Dakota bank hire a gardener?
  1. What did one North Dakota prairie dog say to the other?
  • “You’re the “burrow” of my dreams!”
  1. How does North Dakota measure time?
  • In seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.
  1. Why did the bicycle fall over in North Dakota?
  • It was two-tired from cycling across the plains!
  1. Why are North Dakotan weather reports the best?
  • Because they’re always “chill”.
  1. What do you call a scarecrow in North Dakota that can play the piano?
  • A crow-certo maestro!
  1. Why did the North Dakota rooster go to the comedy club?
  • To be a “comedi-hen”.
  1. Why was the North Dakota soccer field a great comedian?
  • Because it always had perfect “pitches”.
  1. Why do North Dakota hamburgers go to school?
  • To get a bit more “seasoned”.
  1. Why do North Dakota birds never get lost?
  • Because they always “flock” home!
  1. Why did the North Dakota bread never get lost?
  • It always knew where to “loaf” around.
  1. What do you call a famous fish in North Dakota?
  • A star-gilled actor.
  1. Why was the North Dakota lawn so proud?
  • Because it was a “cut” above the rest.
  1. Why did the North Dakota doughnut go to the dentist?
  • It needed a filling!
  1. Why was the North Dakota farm so noisy?
  • All of the corn was “ear-popping”!
  1. Why do North Dakotans love snow?
  • Because it’s “flurry” entertaining!
  1. What’s a North Dakotan’s favorite shoe?
  • A “boot”, because it – always steps up to the “plains”!
  1. Why did the North Dakota tomato become an artist?
  • Because it had the sauce!
  1. Why was the North Dakota coffee always causing trouble?
  • It was always getting “grounded”.
  1. Why don’t North Dakotans ever play soccer in the jungle?
  • There are too many “cheetahs”.
  1. Why are North Dakota winds like a sports team?
  • They have a great “fan” base!
  1. Why was the North Dakota watermelon the best musician?
  • Because it had great “rinds”.
  1. Why did the North Dakota cow become a chef?
  • It had the best “stake” in the game!
  1. How do you know North Dakota rivers are rich?
  • They have two banks!
  1. What do you call a North Dakotan who can play the drums?
  • A bison-beater.
  1. Why did the North Dakota pie go to a psychiatrist?
  • It couldn’t get its “filling” right!
  1. Why did the North Dakota donkey become a poet?
  • Because it was so “bray-ve”.
  1. What’s a North Dakotan’s favorite dessert?
  • Anything with “plains” sugar!
  1. Why did the North Dakota mushroom go to the party?
  • Because it was a fun-guy!
  1. Why was the North Dakota sheep a great musician?
  • It had the best “baa-rmonies”.
  1. Why did the North Dakota potato become a detective?
  • It always kept its “eyes” on the case!
  1. Why did the North Dakota broom get a ticket?
  • It was sweeping too fast!
  1. Why did the North Dakota gardener get promoted?
  • He rose to the occasion.
  1. What do you call a well-dressed lion in North Dakota?
  • A dandy lion!
  1. Why was the North Dakota music note good at tennis?
  • It had a great “serve”.
  1. How do North Dakota pumpkins fix things?
  1. Why did the North Dakota carrot win an award?
  • It was outstanding in its “field”.
  1. What do you call a North Dakotan who can play the trumpet?
  • A Bison-Blower.
  1. Why did the North Dakota melon have a fancy wedding?
  • Because it “cantaloupe”.
  1. Why did the North Dakota fish blush?
  • Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
  1. What did the North Dakota grape say to the peanut butter?
  • Stop “jelly-ing” around!
  1. Why did the North Dakota computer go to art school?
  • It wanted to learn about “graphic design”.
  1. Why do North Dakota farmers make good comedians?
  • Their jokes are always “corny”.
  1. What do North Dakotans call a bear with no ear?
  • B!
  1. Why did the North Dakota orange go to school?
  • It wanted to get a little zest!
  1. What do you call a bear in North Dakota that never hibernates?
  • A Solar Bear.
  1. What do you call a North Dakota chicken staring at a salad?
  • Chicken sees-a-salad!
  1. Why did the North Dakota cornstalk go to the therapist?
  • It had “ear”-resistible fears!
  1. Why did the North Dakota pepper go to school?
  • To get a little hotter!
  1. What do North Dakotans use to fix everything?
  • Duct tape, because it makes the “quack” disappear!
  1. Why do North Dakota trees make great detectives?
  • They always “bark” up the right tree!
  1. Why was the North Dakota bee a good journalist?
  • It always knew what was “buzzing”.
  1. How does a North Dakota storm tie its shoes?
  • With a “rain-bow”.
  1. What do you call a North Dakotan who can play the violin?
  • Fiddler on the Hoof!
  1. Why did the North Dakota honeybee get a job?
  • It was tired of depending on its “buzzer”.
  1. What’s a North Dakota wolf’s favorite day of the week?
  • Howl-oween.
  1. Why was the North Dakota spider a good web designer?
  • It always had the best “site”.
  1. How does a North Dakota cucumber become famous?
  • It gets pickled!
  1. What do you call a North Dakota bird that’s gone bad?
  • Malfeatherant.
  1. Why do North Dakota rivers always know the way?
  • They always go with the flow!
  1. Why did the North Dakota sausage quit playing poker?
  • It couldn’t deal with the “links”.
  1. Why did the North Dakota pickle go to school?
  • To get a little dill-igent!
  1. Why do North Dakota eggs make terrible comedians?
  • Their yokes are always cracking up!
  1. Why was the North Dakota ghost a good liar?
  • You could see right through it.
  1. How do North Dakota birds stay fit?
  • They always do “worm-ups”.
  1. What do you call a North Dakota bird that’s always sad?
  1. Why did the North Dakota lettuce win the race?
  • It had a “head” start.
  1. How does North Dakota prepare its chickens?
  • North Dakota “bakes” them!
  1. What’s a North Dakota owl’s favorite subject?
  • Owl-gebra.
  1. Why was the North Dakota pie a good actor?
  • It always got the right “filling”.
  1. Why was the North Dakota cookie so smart?
  • It always felt “chipper”.
  1. How do you know if a North Dakota bear likes you?
  • It “paws” to say hello!
  1. What do you call a North Dakotan who can play the trombone?
  • A slide-into-action star.
  1. What do you call a North Dakota rabbit that tells jokes?
  1. Why did the North Dakota salad go to the studio?
  • To get a little “dressing” up!
  1. What do North Dakotans call a fast chicken?
  1. Why did the North Dakota cheese go to the party?
  • It felt “grate”.
  1. Why was the North Dakota lemon a good athlete?
  • It was a great “squeezer”.
  1. How do North Dakota apples get around?
  • They use a “cider”-car!
  1. What do you call a North Dakota dog that can play the drums?
  • A Bark-Beat Master.
  1. Why do North Dakota squirrels swim on their back?
  • To keep their nuts dry!
  1. Why did the North Dakota chili go to jail?
  • It was too hot to handle!
  1. What’s a North Dakota cat’s favorite color?
  • “Purr”-ple.
  1. Why did the North Dakota strawberry get a lawyer?
  • It was in a “jam”.

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