150 Apple Jokes

Welcome to a bushel of laughs with our collection of apple jokes! Whether you’re a fan of Granny Smith or Honeycrisp, these fruity puns are bound to add a dash of humor to your day.

From apples with a knack for stand-up comedy to those that embark on adventurous careers, our apple-centric jokes will have you giggling in no time. So, grab a seat and get ready to peel with laughter as we dive into the world of apple humor.

Top 150 Apple Jokes:

1. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
2. Why don’t apples ever get lost? Because they always keep the core-dinates.
3. What do you call an apple that’s a comedian? A-peeling.
4. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
5. Why did the apple go to school? To get a little bit smarter.
6. Why did the apple join the circus? Because it wanted to be a juggler.
7. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
8. What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple.
9. What do you call a cat that eats a lot of apples? A purr-snickety eater.
10. What do you call an apple with a briefcase? An appletorney.
11. Why don’t apples ever get into trouble? Because they always keep their cores-pondence.
12. Why did the apple go out with a fig? Because it couldn’t find a date.
13. What do you call an apple that’s good at math? A square root.
14. Why did the apple break up with the banana? Because it found her un-peeling.
15. Why did the apple stop midway through the marathon? Because it couldn’t ketchup.
16. How does an apple get its start in showbiz? By starting in the cider house.
17. Why did the apple go to therapy? Because it had core issues.
18. How does an apple apologize? It pleads “core-don me”.
19. What’s an apple’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Windfall”.
20. What do you call an apple who’s a con artist? A scam-Apple.
21. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips and apple bytes.
22. What do you call a fruit that commits crimes? A bad apple.
23. How does an apple stop a movie? It hits the paws button.
24. Why did the apple join the gym? To do core exercises.
25. What do you call an apple after it’s 5 years old? An apple-teen.
26. What do you call a nervous apple? An apple-twitch.
27. How do you fix a broken apple? With apple-glue.
28. What do you call an apple with a short temper? A crab apple.
29. What do you call an apple with a worm in it? A room with a view.
30. What do you call a baked apple? A pie-oneer.
31. Why don’t apples ever get cold? Because they have a peel.
32. What do you call a group of musical apples? A jam session.
33. What do you call an apple who loves to clean? An apple-polish.
34. What do you call an apple that is always rushing? An apple in a hurry.
35. What do you call an apple with an attitude? A sn-apple.
36. Why do apples never forget? Because they always remember to core-dial.
37. What do you call an apple that starts its own company? An entrepren-apple.
38. What is an apple’s favorite pop star? Core-dy B.
39. Why did the apple join the swimming team? It wanted to make a splash.
40. What do you call an apple in a lion’s den? A courageous fruit.
41. What do you call an apple that has traveled all around the world? A globe-trotter.
42. What do you call an apple who’s a detective? Sherlock Pippin.
43. Why did the apple go to the bank? To cash in its peels.
44. What do you call an apple with a map? An explorer.
45. How does an apple keep its skin smooth? Apple-ication of lotion.
46. What is an apple’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, because it’s a rest day and they get turned into apple pies.
47. Why don’t apples use cell phones? They prefer their own apple-lications.
48. What do you call an apple that’s gone bad? A rotten apple.
49. Why did the apple go to the party? To have a crunch time.
50. What do you call a floating apple? Bob.
51. How do apples greet each other? “Nice to seed you!”
52. What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? The Pippin’ Hot.
53. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It was feeling sauce-y.
54. What do you call an apple in a greenhouse? A hot apple.
55. Why did the apple pie go to a dentist? Because it needed a filling.
56. What do you call an apple at the beach? A sandy apple.
57. Why don’t apples ever get lonely? Because they’re part of the bunch.
58. What do you call a deep-sea diving apple? A Snorkeling Granny Smith.
59. Why did the apple go to the barber? It needed a trim.
60. What do you call an apple that writes poems? A poetree.
61. What do you call an apple at the North Pole? A frosty fruit.
62. What do you call an apple on a horse? A gall-apple-ing fruit.
63. How does an apple win the race? It runs at its own pace.
64. What do you call an apple that likes video games? An app-gamer.
65. Why did the apple stop texting? It lost its iContact.
66. What do you call an apple with a pet canary? A fruit with a tweet.
67. What do you call an apple that loves Christmas? A Crisp-mas apple.
68. Why do apples make good detectives? Because they always get to the core of the problem.
69. What do you call a scared apple? A chicken apple.
70. What do you call an apple that’s a ghost? A boo-berry.
71. How does an apple ask someone to a dance? “Would you like to go to the Apple Ball with me?”
72. What do you call an apple that likes to read? A bookworm’s friend.
73. What do you call an apple that sings? A Golden Delicious.
74. Why did the apple pie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart tart.
75. What do you call an apple who can play guitar? A rockstar.
76. Why did the apple break up with the orange? Because it couldn’t concentrate.
77. Why did the apple become a gardener? It wanted to grow its roots.
78. What do you call an apple with a split personality? A bi-polar bear.
79. How does an apple keep its shape? With a diet full of fib-er.
80. What do you call an apple that loves to dance? A Tango-ine.
81. Why did the apple go to jail? Because it was a peel offender.
82. What do you call a fashion-forward apple? An apple-gance.
83. Why did the apple get a job? It was tired of freeloading off the tree.
84. What do you call an apple that’s a good listener? An apple-thetic ear.
85. Why did the apple get a time out? It wouldn’t stop horsing around.
86. How does an apple get around town? It drives a cidercar.
87. What do you call an apple that’s a computer whiz? A Macintosh.
88. What do you call an apple that’s been to Hollywood? A starfruit.
89. Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
90. What do you call an apple with sunburn? A peeling.
91. How does an apple spice up its life? With a little bit of cinnamon.
92. What do you call an apple that tells tall tales? A fib-ber.
93. Why did the apple stay at home? It felt a little fruity.
94. What do you call a talkative apple? A chatterbox.
95. Why did the apple join the orchestra? It had a knack for the drums.
96. What do you call an apple in a shoe? A snug fit.
97. Why did the apple sit on the clock? It wanted to be on apple time.
98. What do you call an apple who’s a painter? An art-ist.
99. Why did the apple go to the gym? To work on its crunches.
100. What do you call an apple that’s a knight? Sir Isaac Newton.
101. Why did the apple never feel left out? It was part of the apple cart.
102. What do you call an apple who likes winter sports? An ice sk-apple.
103. Why did the apple date the peach? Because it couldn’t find a pear.
104. What do you call an apple that knows karate? A chop-ple.
105. How does an apple tease its friends? It pokes fun at them.
106. What do you call an apple in a race car? A speedy seed.
107. Why did the apple go to the disco? It heard the beet was dropping.
108. What do you call an apple who’s a baker? A tart-ist.
109. Why did the apple visit the psychologist? It couldn’t deal with the gravity of its situation.
110. What do you call a soft-spoken apple? A mumble-core.
111. Why did the apple stay close to its family? It believed in the power of the pack.
112. What do you call an apple in a monastery? A monk-fruit.
113. Why did the apple go to the opera? It wanted to see the baritone.
114. What do you call an apple that’s a professional driver? A transport-apple.
115. Why did the apple join the choir? It had a crisp, clear voice.
116. What do you call an apple that’s an architect? A draft-fruit.
117. Why did the apple go to the art gallery? It had an eye for the aesthetic.
118. What do you call an apple that’s into politics? A candid-apple.
119. Why did the apple go to the zoo? It wanted to see the monk-keys.
120. What do you call an apple that’s a spy? An under-cider.
121. Why did the apple join the football team? It wanted to get its kicks.
122. What do you call an apple that’s a journalist? A news-berry.
123. Why did the apple go to the coffee shop? It needed a little perking up.
124. What do you call an apple that’s a fireman? A brave-fruit.
125. Why did the apple join the knitting club? It wanted to purl with the best.
126. What do you call an apple that’s a film director? A Spielberg.
127. Why did the apple go to the concert? It wanted to shake to the beet.
128. What do you call an apple that’s an actor? A drama-fruit.
129. Why did the apple go to the bakery? It had a crumble to solve.
130. What do you call an apple that’s a superhero? Superfruit.
131. Why did the apple refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because it was afraid of cheetahs.
132. What do you call an apple in space? A cosmic crunch.
133. Why did the apple go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its core.
134. What do you call an apple that’s a magician? A wizard of ahhhs.
135. Why did the apple go to the spa? It needed a peel.
136. What do you call an apple that’s an astronaut? A space seed.
137. Why did the apple read a novel? It wanted to get lost in the pages.
138. What do you call an apple that’s a pirate? A sea berry.
139. Why did the apple go to the bed? It wanted to catch up on its zzz’s.
140. What do you call an apple that’s a police officer? A cop-ple.
141. Why did the apple go to the library? It wanted to check out a bookworm.
142. What do you call an apple that’s a nurse? A health-fruit.
143. Why did the apple stay inside the box? It didn’t want to go against the grain.
144. What do you call an apple that’s a teacher? A wisdom-fruit.
145. Why did the apple go to the kitchen? It wanted to meet the blender.
146. What do you call an apple that’s a boxer? A heavy hitter.
147. Why did the apple go to the picnic? It wanted to hang out with the sandwiches.
148. What do you call an apple that’s a comedian? A laugh-fruit.
149. Why did the apple go to the park? It wanted to swing on the apple tree.
150. What do you call an apple that’s finished a marathon? A win-fruit.

Conclusion

We hope these apple jokes have added a sweet touch to your day and left you with a crisp smile. From the orchard to the stage, these fruity puns prove that apples aren’t just for eating—they’re for sharing a good laugh too. Whether you’re munching on a delicious Fuji or sipping on some fresh apple cider, remember that a good joke is always the perfect companion.

So, the next time you bite into that juicy apple, let the laughter roll and share these puns with friends and family. After all, a day without laughter is like an apple without its core—missing something essential!