147 nebraska jokes

  1. Why don’t Nebraska football players use bookmarks? Because on the field they just rely on the corn-husks.
  2. What’s the Nebraska state flower? Corn silk!
  3. Why did the Nebraska corn farmer win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  4. How does Nebraska change a lightbulb? They just let the Cornhuskers do it.
  5. Why do Nebraskans always carry a map? Because you never know when you’ll need to find your way out of a cornfield.
  6. What’s the Nebraska version of a traffic jam? Two tractors facing each other.
  7. Why was the Nebraska cookbook so thin? Because there’s only so many ways you can cook corn.
  8. Why do Nebraskans make bad secret agents? Because they can’t hide in cornfields, everyone can see their ears!
  9. Why don’t you play hide and seek with Nebraskan kids? They always hide in the cornfield and forget to come back!
  10. Why don’t cows like Nebraska jokes? Because they can’t handle the corny punchlines!
  11. Why was the Nebraska weather report so popular? Because it had 50 shades of “corn yellow”.
  12. What’s Nebraska’s favorite type of music? Husker Du.
  13. What do you call a Nebraskan cat? A cornbread kitten!
  14. How does a Nebraskan fish? With corn on the cob bait!
  15. How do you know a Nebraskan is on vacation? They’re the ones feeding popcorn to the birds.
  16. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite dance move? The Corny Twist!
  17. Why did the Nebraska football team go to the bakery? To get their daily roll in the dough.
  18. How do you know you’re in Nebraska? When even the Google Maps voice says, “Turn left at the next cornfield.”
  19. Why don’t the Cornhuskers have ice in their drinks? They lost the recipe.
  20. How do Nebraskans like their coffee? Like their land, flat and full of corn flavor!
  21. What do you call a fashionable Nebraskan? A Corn-our model.
  22. Why did the chicken cross the road in Nebraska? To get to the cornfield.
  23. What’s a Nebraskan’s idea of a seven-course meal? A six-pack and an ear of corn.
  24. Why do you never see a Nebraskan without a smile? Because even the bad jokes are corny.
  25. Why did the Nebraska football player go to art school? To learn how to draw a crowd!
  26. What does a Nebraskan call a lost cornstalk? An ear-resistible tragedy.
  27. Why did the scarecrow move to Nebraska? To pursue a career in stand-up comedy!
  28. Why did the football team visit the Nebraska bakery? They heard they knead the dough.
  29. How do Nebraskans fight off vampires? With corn garlic bread!
  30. What do you call a Cornhusker who can play the piano? A husker-do!
  31. Why did the Nebraska cornstalk go to the party? Because it was a-MAIZE-ing.
  32. What’s the official song of Nebraska? Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
  33. What do you call a Nebraska city with only one cornfield? A one-horse town.
  34. How do Nebraskans celebrate Halloween? By carving corn-on-the-cob.
  35. Why did the chicken join a band in Nebraska? Because it had the corn-et!
  36. How do Nebraskans get their daily news? From the corn-icle.
  37. What did the corn say to the wheat in Nebraska? Stop stalking me!
  38. What do you call a scary movie in Nebraska? The Cornfield of Screams.
  39. Why do Nebraska’s farmers make great comedians? Because their jokes are always corny.
  40. Why did the cornstalk get a promotion in Nebraska? It had a-MAIZE-ing performance.
  41. Why did the tomato turn red in Nebraska? Because it saw the salad dressing up in corn husks!
  42. What’s the most popular name for dogs in Nebraska? Corny.
  43. Why was the Nebraska football team’s playbook so thin? Because it was written on corn leaves.
  44. Why are Nebraska’s jokes always so funny? Because they’re corn-ucopias of laughter!
  45. How do Nebraskans solve their problems? With a kernel of truth.
  46. Why did the cookie cry in Nebraska? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
  47. What do you call a rich Nebraskan? A corn-ucopia!
  48. What do you call an overdue library book in Nebraska? Corn-plicated.
  49. Why don’t Cornhuskers use paper money? They think it’s just corn-paper.
  50. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about Nebraska? Because as soon as you say “Knock Knock” they’ve already left for the cornfields.
  51. What’s Nebraska’s favorite game? Corn-hole.
  52. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a ladder to the field? To climb to the top of the cornstalks.
  53. Why are there no secret clubs in Nebraska? They always leave a-MAIZE-ing trails.
  54. What do you call an ambitious Nebraskan? A corn-queror.
  55. Why do Nebraskans always win at poker? Because they always have a corn-er!
  56. Why did the corn stalk go to the psychiatrist in Nebraska? It couldn’t handle the pop-corn.
  57. How do Nebraskans count their years? By the number of corn harvests.
  58. Why did the Cornhusker bring his girlfriend to the field? To pop the corn-kernel question!
  59. Why was the corn on the Nebraskan’s computer? He wanted to surf the kernel-net.
  60. How do Nebraskans follow their dreams? By listening to the whispers of the cornfield.
  61. Why do Nebraskans always finish their work early? So they can have an ear-ly corn-er.
  62. How do Nebraskans get their kids to sleep? By telling them corny bedtime stories.
  63. Why don’t Nebraskans ever get lost? Because all roads lead to the cornfield.
  64. How do Nebraskans keep their secrets? They whisper them to the cornfields.
  65. Why did the tomato go out with the cornstalk in Nebraska? It couldn’t resist its ear-resistible charm.
  66. How did the Nebraska football team get so popular? They husked their way to the top.
  67. Why did the Nebraskan bring his corn to school? For show-and-tell, it was a-MAIZE-ing.
  68. Why do Nebraskans love chess? Because it’s just another corn-field.
  69. What do you call a time traveler from Nebraska? A corn-icle of history.
  70. Why did the corn stalk win an award in Nebraska? It was simply ear-resistible.
  71. Why did the Cornhusker go to the hardware store? He was in a-maize for some new tools.
  72. What’s Nebraska’s favorite type of math? Corn-ometry.
  73. What do you call a nervous Nebraska cornstalk? Popcorn!
  74. What’s a Cornhusker’s favorite novel? The Corn and the Fury.
  75. How do Nebraskans communicate with aliens? They use crop circles!
  76. What do you call an optimistic Cornhusker? A corn-ucopia of hope.
  77. Why do Nebraskans love badminton? They always serve with a husk!
  78. How do you scare a Nebraskan? Show them an empty cornfield!
  79. Why do Nebraskans go to the theater? To watch the latest corn-ema.
  80. How do you impress a Nebraskan girl? Give her a bouquet of corn husks!
  81. Why did the Nebraska farmer bring a lamp to the field? He was looking for a light kernel of corn.
  82. What did the Nebraska corn say to the scarecrow? You’re ear-resistible!
  83. Why do Nebraskan scarecrows never win an argument? Because they always stand on straw man arguments.
  84. Why did the Nebraska corn go to the music concert? It heard the band was a-MAIZE-ing.
  85. What do you call a Cornhusker’s boat? A corn-o-copia!
  86. Why are there no loud concerts in Nebraska? The corn has ears!
  87. Why do Nebraska movies always get good reviews? They’re full of popcorn moments!
  88. What’s Nebraska’s favorite comic strip? “Cornfield and Friends.”
  89. How do you know a joke was made in Nebraska? It’s corny but leaves you laughing.
  90. What did the Nebraskan say after a good harvest? “That was ear-resistible!”
  91. How do Nebraskans propose? “Will you be the corn to my cob?”
  92. Why did the Nebraska football team visit the zoo? They wanted to see the Corn-uskers.
  93. What do Nebraskans call a surprise party? Pop-corn time!
  94. Why was the Nebraska cornstalk so popular at school? It was a-MAIZE-ingly ear-ly.
  95. What do Nebraskans call a good idea? A kernel of wisdom.
  96. Why did the corn stalk go to the doctor in Nebraska? It had an ear infection.
  97. How do Nebraskans describe their best friends? Corn-sistent and reliable.
  98. Why did the corn break up with the wheat in Nebraska? It felt stalked.
  99. What do you call a computer in Nebraska? A corn-puter.
  100. Why are there no secret societies in Nebraska? Because they can’t help but spill the kernels.
  101. What do you call a new restaurant in Nebraska? A corn-ucopia of flavors.
  102. Why do Nebraskans make great detectives? They’re corn-sistent in their investigations.
  103. How do you make a Nebraska snowman? With popcorn instead of snow.
  104. Why do Nebraskans always win at Monopoly? They’ve cornered the market.
  105. Why did the Nebraskan bring corn to the party? Because popcorn is always a hit!
  106. What do you call a scared Nebraskan corn stalk? A popcorn!
  107. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite constellation? The Corn Belt.
  108. Why did the Cornhusker bring a compass to the field? He didn’t want to get lost in the corn maze.
  109. What did the corn say to the Nebraska farmer? “I’m all ears!”
  110. How do you know you’re in Nebraska? You feel corn-fused by all the cornfields.
  111. Why did the Nebraska farmer become a politician? He wanted to go against the grain!
  112. What’s a Nebraska farmer’s favorite type of joke? Corn puns.
  113. What’s a Nebraska weather forecaster’s favorite type of clouds? Corn-ulus.
  114. What’s a Cornhusker’s favorite drink? Corn juice.
  115. How did the Nebraska farmer find his wife? He corn-ered her at the dance.
  116. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite holiday? Thanks-corn-ing!
  117. Why don’t Nebraskans play chess in the field? Because they’re afraid the corn might hear their strategy.
  118. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of poetry? Corn-sonnets.
  119. Why do Nebraskans never lose at tic-tac-toe? Because they always take the corn-er!
  120. Why did the Nebraska farmer become a comedian? He had a lot of corny jokes up his sleeve.
  121. How do Nebraskans wish each other goodnight? “Corn dreams!”
  122. Why did the Cornhusker bring his tractor to school? He thought it was “bring your husk to school” day.
  123. What’s a Cornhusker’s favorite type of movie? Corn-edy.
  124. What’s a Nebraska farmer’s favorite type of music? Corn-try.
  125. Why do Nebraskans love the early morning? Because the early bird catches the corn!
  126. How do Nebraskans stay in shape? They do corn-yoga.
  127. Why do Nebraska’s farmers always win at boxing? They know how to land a corn-er punch.
  128. How does a Nebraskan scarecrow maintain order in the field? It lays down the law of the corn.
  129. Why do Nebraskans never feel lonely? Because in Nebraska, the cornfields always listen.
  130. What did the corn stalk say to the sunflower in Nebraska? “You’re too tall, I can’t ear you!”
  131. How do Nebraskans keep cool in the summer? They take a dip in the corn pool.
  132. Why did the Nebraska corn stalk get all the attention? It was the ear of the party!
  133. What’s a Cornhusker’s favorite breakfast? Cornflakes with a side of cornbread.
  134. Why did the Nebraskan corn go to jail? It was caught stalking.
  135. How do you make a Nebraskan laugh? Tell them a corny joke.
  136. Why do Nebraskans never get tired of playing cards? Because they always have a corn in the hole.
  137. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite pet? A corn-dog.
  138. Why did the Nebraska scarecrow win an award? It was the best in its field!
  139. What did the Nebraska corn stalk say to the pumpkin? “Orange you glad I didn’t say corn?”
  140. Why don’t Nebraskans need umbrellas? Because the cornfields provide enough shade.
  141. Why do Nebraskans always wear yellow? To blend in with the cornfields.
  142. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of soda? Corn-ola.
  143. How do Nebraskans stay organized? They keep all their ideas in a kernel journal.
  144. Why did the Nebraska football team bring corn to the game? They wanted to husk the competition.
  145. Why did the Nebraska farmer get a ticket? He was corn-speeding.
  146. How do Nebraskans greet each other? “Corn morning!”
  147. What’s a Nebraskan’s favorite type of painting? Corn-ceptual art.

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