57+ lock puns 2

  1. I lost my job at the lock factory, now I feel un-keyed.
  2. I tried picking the lock, but it was quite a deadlock.
  3. When I met the locksmith, he seemed like a key-per person.
  4. I always find safes intriguing, they are a real combination of mysteries.
  5. I hate making door lock jokes, they always turn against me.
  6. Did you hear about the key that went to school? It wanted to be a little more open-minded.
  7. Locksmiths are always keyed up about their job.
  8. I once had a friend who was a lock. He was quite engaging.
  9. That lock was so poor, it couldn’t even afford a key change.
  10. Never trust a lock, they can be quite deceiving.
  11. My lock is so bad at jokes, it can’t even crack a safe.
  12. Why did the lock get in trouble? It was caught picking.
  13. Locks are never happy because they are always depressed.
  14. A lock’s favorite singer? Alicia Keys.
  15. I just found a hair in my lock, I guess it’s a lock of hair.
  16. Locksmiths are great dancers, they know how to turn.
  17. Did you hear about the shy lock? It always felt out of key.
  18. The locks went on a diet to shed some pins.
  19. The key to a good lock joke is to always keep it engaging.
  20. The lock got an award for being outstanding in its field – it was a deadlock.
  21. Locks love social events, they always turn up.
  22. I was going to make a skeleton key joke, but it was too bare-bones.
  23. Locks never go to school, they already have enough combinations.
  24. My lock is a comedian, it always cracks me up.
  25. If a lock could drive, what car would it pick? A Key-a.
  26. The lock won the lottery, now it’s feeling pretty fortunate.
  27. I can’t handle lock jokes, they are too key-che.
  28. The locksmith always carries a notebook, he likes to jot down key points.
  29. You know a locksmith’s favorite beverage? It’s key-lime pie.
  30. Locks aren’t good bakers, they always over-knead the dough.
  31. Locks hate being in movies, they always get cast in a bad key.
  32. The lock never goes to the beach, it hates getting pinched.
  33. The lock’s favorite novel? The Turn of the Screw.
  34. Locks never go to the gym, they hate iron supplements.
  35. The lock became a poet, it was great at unlocking emotions.
  36. Locks never go to space, they hate encountering asteroids.
  37. A lock’s favorite dessert? Key lime pie.
  38. I think my lock is a jazz fan, it’s always talking about the blues.
  39. The lock’s favorite superhero? Iron Man.
  40. Locks love breakfast, their favorite dish is scrambled keys.
  41. I made a pun about a lock and a key, but it didn’t open up to everyone.
  42. Locks hate parties, they never know when to turn in.
  43. When I proposed to my lock, I gave her a key-mond ring.
  44. Locks never use social media, they have trouble unlocking their account.
  45. The lock loved the spa, it really needed to let off some steam.
  46. I think my lock might be a sailor, it’s always talking about the sea (key).
  47. The lock’s favourite movie? Key Kong.
  48. Why did the lock join a band? It had the keytar skills.
  49. Locks never watch TV, they hate the commercials.
  50. I once dated a lock, but we never really clicked.
  51. The lock always loved soccer, it’s a great goalkeeper.
  52. Why did the lock go to the doctor? It had a case of lockjaw.
  53. Locks never gamble, they hate losing their combination.
  54. Locks hate laundry day, they always lose their socks (locks).
  55. The lock’s favorite animal? The key-koala.
  56. Locks love winter, they get to wear their key-tens.
  57. Why did the lock go to the music festival? It wanted to be in key.
  58. Why don’t locks use smartphones? They prefer keypads.
  59. My lock’s favorite actor? Keanu Re-keys.
  60. Locks never run, they prefer a slow bolt.
  61. Locks don’t play video games, they hate the lock levels.
  62. Locks never eat fast food, they prefer a balanced diet.
  63. The lock went on a road trip, it wanted to hit the key points.
  64. Why don’t locks wear shoes? They prefer being barefoot.
  65. I took my lock to the zoo, but it was more interested in the padlocks.
  66. Locks are not into baseball, they’re afraid of being struck out.
  67. Locks don’t like to watch thrillers, they get too keyed up.
  68. The lock’s favorite musician? B.B. Keying.
  69. Locks don’t play basketball, they always lose the key.
  70. Why did the lock go to the opera? It wanted to hit the high keys.
  71. Locks hate magic tricks, they never get the sleight of hand.
  72. I’m going to start a locksmith band called “The Rolling Pins”.
  73. Locks are not fans of skiing, they hate the cold.
  74. Locks never go camping, they hate the bugs.
  75. Why did the lock get a smartphone? To keep up with the key-tech.
  76. The lock’s favorite holiday? Key-thanksgiving.
  77. Locks don’t watch movies, they get too engrossed.
  78. Locks love art, their favorite style is the Baroque.
  79. Why did the lock go to the circus? It wanted to see the juggling keys.
  80. Locks never play chess, they always lose their queen.
  81. Locks don’t watch horror films, they are scared of the jump scares.
  82. Why did the lock break up with the key? It felt manipulated.
  83. I tried to fix my lock with music, but it was off key.
  84. Locks are terrible at sports, they always lose their grip.
  85. The lock’s favorite food? Key-shi.
  86. Why don’t locks go hiking? They’re afraid of getting jammed.
  87. The lock’s favourite constellation? The Key-per belt.
  88. Locks hate amusement parks, they can’t stand the roller-coasters.
  89. I told my lock a secret, but it leaked the combination.
  90. The lock’s favourite play? The Key-mlet.
  91. Locks don’t play poker, they have a terrible poker face.
  92. Why don’t locks like shopping? They hate the long queues.
  93. The lock’s favourite game? Hide and Key-k.
  94. Why don’t locks use elevators? They prefer stairs.
  95. Locks never play football, they hate getting tackled.
  96. Why don’t locks ride bikes? They can’t balance.
  97. The lock’s favourite musician? The Key-thoven.
  98. Locks don’t enjoy comedy, they can’t take a joke.
  99. Why did the lock become a gardener? It has a green thumb.
  100. Why don’t locks swim? They’re afraid of getting rusty.
  101. The lock’s favourite TV show? Key-m of Thrones.
  102. Why don’t locks drink coffee? They’re afraid of getting jittery.
  103. The lock’s favourite singer? Key-thy Perry.
  104. Why don’t locks play basketball? They can’t handle the pressure.
  105. The lock’s favourite actor? Key-nardo DiCaprio.
  106. Why don’t locks watch movies? They don’t like the suspense.
  107. The lock’s favourite sport? Key-k boxing.
  108. Why don’t locks use computers? They’re afraid of getting hacked.
  109. The lock’s favourite book? The Key Catcher in the Rye.
  110. Why don’t locks ride motorcycles? They’re afraid of getting skid marks.
  111. The lock’s favourite movie? Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
  112. Why don’t locks cook? They’re afraid of getting burned.
  113. The lock’s favourite city? Key-o de Janeiro.
  114. Why don’t locks play video games? They don’t like the competition.
  115. The lock’s favourite dessert? Key-ramisu.
  116. Why don’t locks play tennis? They can’t handle the spin.
  117. The lock’s favourite artist? Key-sasso.
  118. Why don’t locks go to concerts? They can’t handle the noise.
  119. The lock’s favourite song? “Lock me up before you go-go”.
  120. Why don’t locks go to school? They already know all the combinations.
  121. The lock’s favourite holiday? Key-ristmas.
  122. Why don’t locks play hockey? They’re afraid of the puck.
  123. The lock’s favourite band? The Black Eyed Keys.
  124. Why don’t locks eat spicy food? They can’t handle the heat.
  125. The lock’s favourite car? The Key-a Soul.
  126. Why don’t locks play golf? They can’t handle the swing.
  127. The lock’s favourite superhero? Key-man.
  128. Why don’t locks do yoga? They can’t handle the stretch.
  129. The lock’s favourite country? The United Key-dom.
  130. Why don’t locks go to parties? They can’t handle the social pressure.
  131. The lock’s favourite planet? Key-ronos.
  132. Why don’t locks drink tea? They’re afraid of getting steeped.
  133. The lock’s favourite video game? Lock Bandicoot.
  134. Why don’t locks do gymnastics? They can’t handle the flips.
  135. The lock’s favourite beverage? Key-kiwi juice.
  136. Why don’t locks go to the zoo? They’re afraid of the animals.
  137. The lock’s favourite mythological creature? The Key-mera.
  138. Why don’t locks watch TV? They can’t handle the drama.
  139. The lock’s favourite card game? Key-no.
  140. Why don’t locks go on roller coasters? They can’t handle the loops.
  141. The lock’s favourite instrument? The Key-tar.
  142. Why don’t locks go on dates? They’re afraid of getting rejected.
  143. The lock’s favourite actress? Meryl Streep-key.
  144. Why don’t locks go to the gym? They can’t handle the weights.
  145. The lock’s favourite fashion designer? Key-rl Lagerfeld.
  146. Why don’t locks go on vacations? They’re afraid of getting lost.
  147. The lock’s favourite animal? The Key-wi bird.
  148. Why don’t locks go to the library? They can’t handle the silence.
  149. The lock’s favourite poet? John Keets.
  150. Why don’t locks play soccer? They can’t handle the kick.

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