150 knight jokes

Why don’t knights ever catch a cold? Because they always have their armor on!
Why did the knight start dating his sword? Because he wanted a sharp relationship!
What did the knight say to his squire? “I kneed you!”
Why did the knight go to the fish market? To buy some swordfish!
How do knights communicate? They use chain mail!
Why was the knight always so tired? He worked the knight shift!
Why was the knight so good at basketball? He always got the knight rebounds!
Why did the knight refuse to fight the dragon? He thought it was a drag-on!
What does a knight put in his coffee? A little chivalry creamer!
How did the knight score a goal? With a full-body check!
Why did the knight always carry a map? He didn’t want to be caught off gourd!
What do knights use to clean their armor? Knight Tide!
Why don’t knights use secret codes? They prefer plain text!
Why did the knight break up with his girlfriend? She had too many walls up!
What do knights read in the bathroom? The Sunday jouster!
Why was the knight always calm? He never lost his temper!
Why did the knight join a band? He heard they needed more heavy metal!
Why do knights never tell secrets? They don’t want to spill the beans!
Why don’t knights ever get lost? They always follow the knight path!
Why did the knight bring a pencil to battle? He wanted to draw first blood!
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight? Sir Render!
Why did the vegetarian knight refuse to fight the dragon? He couldn’t slay anything that wasn’t plant-based!
What does a knight do when he gets scared? He puts up his knight guard!
Why did the knight always carry a notebook? He liked to keep things in order!
Why did the knight bring an extra pair of shoes? He heard about the foot soldier!
How does a knight keep his armor from rusting? He uses knight oil!
Why did the knight refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the queen of hearts!
What’s a knight’s favorite drink? Knightcap!
What do you call a knight who’s good at baking? Sir Mix-a-lot!
What do you call a knight with a rubber sword? Sir Lastic!
Why did the knight go to school? To get a knight education!
Why did the knight bring a bucket to the joust? He heard it would be a knight splash!
Why don’t knights use computers? They prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, by the book!
Why did the knight stop telling jokes? He was getting too many groans!
Why did the knight refuse to wear his armor? He wanted to be a light fighter!
What do knights do when they’re not fighting? Knight gardening!
Why did the knight go to the party? He heard it was going to be a knight blast!
Why was the knight always happy? He found his joy-stick!
What do you call a knight who always tells the truth? Sir Real!
Why did the knight bring a ladder to the battle? He heard there would be a few hurdles!
What do you call a knight with bad manners? Sir Rude!
What’s a knight’s favorite game? Knight checkers!
What does a knight do when he’s tired? He takes a knight nap!
Why did the knight always lose at chess? He was always stuck in check!
Why don’t knights ever get married? They’re afraid of the queen!
Why did the knight start a bakery? He kneaded a new hobby!
Why did the knight go to the beach? He wanted to be a sand knight!
What do you call a knight who can’t fight? Sir Cumference!
Why was the knight so good at track? He never missed a beat!
Why did the knight always eat a big breakfast? He needed his knight energy!
Why was the knight always clean? He used knight soap!
What did the knight say when he fell off his horse? “I’ve been unseated!”
What’s a knight’s favorite exercise? The knightly jog!
Why did the knight become a chef? He was tired of canned food!
What do you call a knight who tells tall tales? Sir Prize!
Why did the knight go to the library? To check out a book on chivalry!
What do knights do on the weekends? They go to knight clubs!
Why did the knight buy a round table? He didn’t like taking sides!
Why did the knight start a farm? He wanted to raise crops, not swords!
Why don’t knights use smartphones? They prefer to keep it medieval!
What do you call a knight who protects the bakery? Sir Loin!
Why did the knight go to the bar? He needed a knight-cap!
Why did the knight never play hide and seek? Because he always followed the code of chivalry: No hiding, no fleeing!
Why did the knight bring a spare helmet to the joust? He heard it would be a smashing good time!
What do you call a knight that doesn’t fight? Sir Vival!
Why did the knight bring a mirror to the joust? He wanted to reflect on his performance!
Why was the knight so good at dancing? He mastered the knight waltz!
What do you call a knight who’s a great cook? Sir Loin!
Why don’t knights ever forget? They always remember their knight duties!
Why was the knight a great musician? He knew how to pick up the beat!
What do you call a knight who makes pottery? Sir Amic!
Why did the knight refuse to fight the skunk? He didn’t want to make a stink about it!
Why did the knight love music? Because it soothed his chivalrous soul!
What do knights use to comb their hair? Knight combs!
Why did the knight join a rock band? Because he loves heavy metal!
What do you call a knight who likes to party? Sir Prise!
Why did the knight always carry a calendar? He wanted to stay current!
Why was the knight a great writer? He knew how to wield his pen as well as his sword!
Why don’t knights play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a red card!
Why did the knight start a cleaning business? He wanted to polish his skills!
What do you call a knight who loves tea? Sir Brew!
Why did the knight bring an umbrella to the battle? He heard it was going to be a stormy knight!
What do knights call their best friends? Their knight pals!
Why did the knight always have a clean shield? He didn’t want to reflect poorly!
Why was the knight always broke? His job was a non-prophet organization!
Why did the knight go to the gym? He wanted to work on his knightly figure!
What do you call a knight with a sense of humor? Sir Laughalot!
Why was the knight good at math? He always knew the point of his lance!
Why don’t knights ever get bored? They have too many knightly duties!
What do knights call their gossip? Knightly whispers!
Why did the knight bring a flower to the battle? He wanted to show his softer side!
Why did the knight go to the cinema? He heard it was a knight show!
What do knights use to take notes? A knight pad!
Why did the knight love poetry? Because it was so verse-atile!
Why did the knight always win at poker? He always had a knight flush!
Why don’t knights ever feel cold? Because they always have their coats of arms!
What do knights use to fix their armor? Knight glue!
Why did the knight stop fighting? He wanted to keep the peace!
What’s a knight’s favorite food? Knight noodles!
Why did the knight start painting? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
What do you call a lazy knight? Sir Vant!
Why was the knight always first? He was up at the break of knight!
What do knights use to write? Knight pens!
Why did the knight never back down? He wanted to stay in the front line!
Why did the knight bring a stopwatch to the battle? He wanted to beat the clock!
What do you call a knight who can sing? Sir Nade!
Why did the knight start meditating? He wanted to find inner peace!
Why was the knight always so brave? He had knight courage!
Why did the knight always have a bedtime story? He loved his knight tales!
What’s a knight’s favorite type of music? Knight rock!
Why did the knight join a gym? He wanted to beef up his armor!
Why did the knight bring a torch to the battle? He wanted to lighten the mood!
What do you call a knight with a cat? Sir Purr!
Why did the knight start yoga? He needed to find balance!
Why did the knight love fall? He enjoyed the knight weather!
Why did the knight join the circus? He wanted to show off his jousting skills!
What’s a knight’s favorite type of tree? The knight oak!
Why did the knight always carry an extra sword? He wanted to double his chances!
Why was the knight always calm in battle? He had knight patience!
Why did the knight start a podcast? He wanted to share his knight thoughts!
What do knights use to fix their boots? Knight laces!
Why was the knight a great gardener? He knew how to handle a hoe!
Why did the knight bring a book to the battle? He wanted to have a good read!
Why was the knight always thirsty? He loved his knight drinks!
Why did the knight always carry a flag? He wanted to wave hello!
What do knights use to take baths? Knight soap!
Why did the knight start dancing? He wanted to swing his sword in rhythm!
Why was the knight a great driver? He always followed the knight rules!
What do you call a knight who can rap? Sir Rhymes-a-lot!
Why did the knight always carry a watch? He wanted to be on knight time!
Why did the knight go to the opera? He heard it was a knightly performance!
Why did the knight start baking? He wanted to knead the dough!
Why did the knight bring a sketchbook to the battle? He wanted to draw his enemies!
Why was the knight a great teacher? He knew how to command attention!
What’s a knight’s favorite bird? The knight owl!
Why did the knight always wear a helmet? He wanted to protect his knight cap!
Why did the knight start writing? He wanted to pen his knightly adventures!
What do knights use to wash their clothes? Knight detergent!
Why was the knight always so positive? He believed in the knight power!
Why did the knight always carry a picture of his family? He wanted to have them close!
What do you call a knight who loves shopping? Sir Charge!
Why did the knight start cycling? He wanted to ride into the sunset!
Why was the knight always so friendly? He wanted to spread knight kindness!
Why did the knight start cooking? He wanted to spice up his life!
Why did the knight always carry a handkerchief? He wanted to be prepared!
Why did the knight always wear socks? He didn’t want cold feet in battle!
What do knights use to tie their shoes? Knight laces!
Why was the knight always so punctual? He lived by the knight clock!
What do you call a knight who loves cheese? Sir Gouda!
Why did the knight always carry a compass? He didn’t want to lose his direction!

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