99 Mail Jokes

Welcome to the world of Mail Jokes, where laughter is always delivered right to your doorstep! In this collection, we’ve gathered an assortment of humorous tales inspired by the world of mail carriers and postage.

From postmen with a knack for gardening to letters going to the doctor, these jokes are stamped with humor and sealed with a smile. So, buckle up for a comedic journey through the world of postage and parcels!

Top 99 Mail Jokes:

1. Why don’t mail carriers need to go to the gym? They get plenty of exercise going postal.
2. What do mail carriers do when they get mad? They stamp their feet.
3. Why did the postman become a gardener? He was great at pushing the envelope.
4. Why do mail carriers always know what’s going on? They keep you posted.
5. Why don’t postmen make good comedians? They always deliver the punchline too early.
6. What’s a postman’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good delivery.
7. How does the post office increase its profits? Volume, volume, volume!
8. Why are mail carriers such good actors? They’re always in the delivery business.
9. What do you call a postman who can play the piano? First class.
10. Why did the stamp go to school? It wanted to learn how to stick to it.
11. What do you call a postman who has broken his leg? Parcel impaired.
12. What did the envelope say to the stamp? “Stick with me, we’ll go places!”
13. Why are mail carriers such good dancers? They have the right delivery moves.
14. Why did the letter go to the doctor? It was feeling a little male.
15. What do you call a postman who just broke up with his girlfriend? Return to sender.
16. How does a postman talk to his boss? He just delivers it straight.
17. Why do postmen always carry a pencil? In case they have to draw a line.
18. How did the mail carrier win the race? By going the extra mile.
19. What’s a postman’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the routes.
20. What’s a postman’s favorite salad? Postage stamp salad.
21. Why don’t mail carriers ever get lost? They always follow the mail route.
22. What’s a postman’s favorite type of dog? A mail-amute.
23. Why did the postman bring a ladder? He wanted to reach the upper mail slots.
24. Why did the postman go to the zoo? To visit the mail lions.
25. What does a postman do when he’s angry? He gives you a piece of his mail.
26. What do you call a postman in the winter? A snowman with mail.
27. How do mail carriers communicate with each other? They write post-notes.
28. Why did the postman become a detective? He was good at tracking packages.
29. What do you call a postman who can sing? The mail-ody maker.
30. What do postmen do when they’re bored? They sort through their junk mail.
31. What do you call a postman on vacation? Out of office.
32. Why did the mail carrier go to therapy? He had too many unresolved issues.
33. Why did the postman go to the comedy club? He needed to work on his delivery.
34. How does a postman like his coffee? First class.
35. Why did the postman join a band? He had a great range for deliveries.
36. Why did the postman become a chef? He was good at delivering hot meals.
37. What’s a postman’s favorite candy? Mailk Duds.
38. Why do postmen always look so calm? They have a lot of patience for delivery.
39. What’s a postman’s favorite sport? Mailathon running.
40. Why did the postman go to the desert? He was looking for the sand-mail.
41. Why did the postman get promoted? Because he always delivers.
42. How does the postman cut his lawn? With a letter mower.
43. What’s a postman’s favorite movie? Mail Gibson’s “The Postman.”
44. Why do postmen make good DJs? They know all about special deliveries.
45. Why did the postman bring an umbrella? He was expecting some air mail.
46. Why did the postman get a ticket? For speeding through the mail route.
47. What do you call a knight who delivers mail? Sir Post-a-lot.
48. How do mail carriers party? They raise the post.
49. Why did the postman go to art school? To learn the art of delivery.
50. Why did the postman become a baker? He loved the smell of fresh-baked letters.
51. How does a postman make a sandwich? With lots of layers.
52. Why do postmen hate playing chess? Too many checks.
53. What do you call a scared postman? A parcel-tongued.
54. Why did the postman take a selfie? To update his profile picture.
55. What’s a postman’s favorite board game? Post-office.
56. What do you call a postman who loves to read? Letter-ature lover.
57. Why did the postman become a weatherman? He could always tell when there was a draft.
58. What’s a postman’s favorite animal? A mail-ard duck.
59. What do you call a magical postman? A parcel-tongue.
60. Why did the postman bring a map? He didn’t want to lose the route.
61. What do you call a postman who loves to play basketball? Mailman Malone.
62. Why did the postman join the circus? He was good at juggling packages.
63. What’s a postman’s favorite fruit? A post-aloupe.
64. How does a postman like his tea? With a little bit of mail-k.
65. Why did the postman start a band? He was great at making hits.
66. What’s a postman’s favorite vegetable? Lett-uce.
67. What do you call a postman who’s a fan of rock music? Post Malone.
68. Why did the postman go to the casino? He was feeling lucky with his letters.
69. Why did the postman become a musician? He loved to compose.
70. How do mail carriers make their beds? With post-urepedic mattresses.
71. Why did the postman go to the baseball game? He wanted to catch the mail.
72. Why did the postman join the army? He wanted to be in the front lines of delivery.
73. Why did the postman become a pilot? He wanted to deliver air mail.
74. What’s a postman’s favorite type of pants? Post-alones.
75. Why did the postman go to the beach? He wanted to sea-mail.
76. How did the postman decorate his house? With letter wallpaper.
77. What’s a postman’s favorite type of exercise? Mail-ates.
78. Why did the postman bring a flashlight? He was delivering in the dark.
79. What’s a postman’s favorite type of car? A mail-ibu.
80. Why did the postman bring a fan? He was delivering hot mail.
81. What’s a postman’s favorite type of cake? Mail-ble cake.
82. Why did the postman go to the concert? He wanted to hear the mail-ody.
83. What’s a postman’s favorite type of shoe? Mail-erinas.
84. Why did the postman go to the moon? He wanted to deliver space mail.
85. Why do postmen make good teachers? They know how to address a class.
86. What’s a postman’s favorite TV show? “Mail in the Family.”
87. Why did the postman become a farmer? He was good at growing mail-ons.
88. What do you call a postman who loves to cook? A mail-chef.
89. Why did the postman get glasses? He was having trouble seeing the addresses.
90. Why do postmen make good spies? They always know where to drop a line.
91. What’s a postman’s favorite type of tea? Chamom-mail.
92. Why did the postman go to the forest? He was looking for the tree-mail.
93. How does a postman like his eggs? Mail-d.
94. Why did the postman join a choir? He wanted to sing first class.
95. What’s a postman’s favorite type of flower? Mail-ows.
96. Why did the postman go to the North Pole? He wanted to see Santa’s mail room.
97. What do you call a postman who loves fishing? A mail-angler.
98. Why did the postman become a lawyer? He was good at passing the bar code.
99. Why don’t postmen ever get tired? Because they always have a lot of mail energy!

Conclusion

As we wrap up this hilarious postal adventure, we hope these Mail Jokes have brought a special delivery of joy to your day. Whether you’re chuckling at the postman’s unexpected career choices or imagining a letter going to therapy, these jokes showcase the lighter side of the mail world.

Remember, laughter is the best stamp of approval, so share these jokes with friends and family, and let the good vibes travel far and wide. Until the next delivery of jokes, may your days be filled with laughter and your mailboxes with happiness!