150 Sunday Jokes

Welcome to a collection of lighthearted and whimsical Sunday jokes that will infuse your day with laughter and pun-filled joy! Sundays are often associated with relaxation, family time, and winding down before the start of a new week. What better way to enjoy this day than with a delightful assortment of jokes specifically crafted to celebrate the essence of Sundays?

From church-related puns to playful references about days of the week, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten your Sunday and leave you chuckling. Dive into this delightful array of humor and embrace the spirit of Sunday with a smile on your face!

Top 150 Sunday Jokes:

1. Why don’t eggs go to church on Sunday? They are afraid of getting scrambled.

2. Why did the baker go to church on Sunday? He heard there was a great rise in faith.

3. Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one on a Sunday!

4. What’s a Sunday school teacher’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the angles!

5. Why did the computer go to church on Sunday? It heard it was a great place for networking!

6. Why is Sunday the strongest day of the week? Because all the other days are “week-days”.

7. How does Sunday catch up on news? It reads the “Pews-paper”!

8. Why did the lettuce pray on Sunday? Because it wanted to be blessed and dressed!

9. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

10. What do you call a cat that goes to church on Sundays? A purr-ayer!

11. What do Sundays use to write letters? A pen-dey!
12. Why did the pancake go to church on Sunday? Because it had a flipping good sermon!
13. How does Sunday like its steak cooked? Rare, because it’s one in seven!
14. Why was Sunday speeding? Because it was trying to catch up to Monday!
15. Why did the scarecrow go to church on Sunday? Because it was outstanding in its field!
16. What does a Sunday burger order at a bar? A beer and a bun-day!
17. Why are Sundays great for jokes? Because the other days are just “weak”!
18. Why did the Sunday go to the barbecue? Because it’s the day of the grill!
19. What do you call a bug that goes to church every Sunday? A pray-mantis!
20. Why did the dog sit in the shade on Sunday? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
21. Why are Sundays like a big tree? Because every other day is just a “branch”!
22. What do you call a potato that goes to church every Sunday? A holy spud!
23. Why did Sunday go to the bank? To save the day!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over on Sunday? Because it was two-tired from the entire week!
25. Why was the computer cold at the church on Sunday? It left its Windows open!
26. Why did the clock go to church on Sunday? Because it needed to be wound up!
27. What’s Sunday’s favorite flower? A Sun-dayflower!
28. Why did the bread go to church on Sunday? To confess its “kneads”!
29. Why did the traffic light turn red on Sunday? It saw the car coming!
30. What do you call a bear that attends church every Sunday? A holy grizz-ly!
31. Why did the Sunday go to the football game? To cheer on the week-end!
32. Why did the Sunday go to the comedy show? To start the week off with a laugh!
33. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of music? Soul music!
34. Why was the belt arrested on Sunday? It was holding up a pair of pants!
35. Why do Sundays make bad secret agents? Because they always end up spilling the beans!
36. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of vegetable? A pea-ceful one!
37. Why did the chicken join the band on Sunday? Because it had the drumsticks!
38. What do you call a monkey that attends church every Sunday? A monk-ey!
39. What’s Sunday’s favorite dance? The Sunda-ncing!
40. Why did the baseball player go to church on Sunday? He knew the game would be a ‘hit’!
41. Why did the Sunday go to the doctor? It caught a week-end bug!
42. Why did Sunday bring a ladder to church? To get to the top of the week!
43. Why did the Sunday go to the bakery? It wanted to be a sweet day!
44. Why did the Sunday go to the gym? It wanted to strengthen the week!
45. What’s Sunday’s favorite part of a joke? The pun-chline!
46. Why was Sunday arrested? For stealing the show!
47. Why did the Sunday join the circus? Because it was the ‘ring’ leader!
48. Why did Sunday go to the library? It wanted to ‘book’ the week!
49. What’s Sunday’s favorite drink? Sun-tea!
50. Why did Sunday go to the concert? It wanted to ‘note’ the end of the week!
51. Why did the scarecrow become a priest on Sunday? Because it had the ‘corn’ version!
52. Why did the ghost go to church on Sunday? It was in search of some holy ‘spirit’!
53. What’s Sunday’s favorite movie? Sun-set Boulevard!
54. Why did the Sunday get an award? For outstanding performance in the week!
55. What’s Sunday’s favorite sport? Cricket, because it’s a ‘run’day!
56. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems!
57. Why did Sunday go to the beach? It wanted to wave goodbye to the week!
58. Why did Sunday visit the psychologist? It felt the end of the week pressure!
59. What’s Sunday’s favorite game? Hide and ‘week’!
60. Why did the football go to church on Sunday? It was hoping for a ‘goal’den sermon!
61. Why did Sunday visit the museum? It wanted to have a historic end to the week!
62. Why did the pencil go to church on Sunday? It wanted to draw closer to God!
63. What’s Sunday’s favorite animal? A ‘sun’deer!
64. Why did Sunday get a ticket? It was trying to fast forward to Monday!
65. Why did the Sunday go to the farm? It wanted to be out-standing in its field!
66. What’s Sunday’s favorite dessert? Sundae, of course!
67. Why did Sunday go to the jungle? To see the Mon-keys!
68. Why did the Sunday go to the zoo? To see the week-‘end’angered species!
69. Why did Sunday bring a broom to church? It was ready for a clean sweep!
70. Why did Sunday get a massage? It was feeling the ‘week’end strain!
71. Why was Sunday a good detective? It always caught up with the ‘week’!
72. Why did the Sunday go to the arcade? It was game for the end of the week!
73. Why did Sunday go to the casino? It was feeling lucky!
74. Why did the Sunday go to the carnival? It wanted a whirlwind end to the week!
75. What’s Sunday’s favorite car? The Sunday-zuki!
76. Why did the Sunday go to the art gallery? It wanted to ‘canvas’ the end of the week!
77. Why did the Sunday go to the circus? It was looking for a juggling act!
78. Why did the doughnut go to church on Sunday? It wanted to feel holy!
79. Why did Sunday go to the theater? It wanted a dramatic end to the week!
80. Why did Sunday go to the opera? It wanted a grand finale.
81. Why did Sunday visit the magic show? It wanted to ‘disappear’ into the next week!
82. Why did Sunday go to the aquarium? It wanted to ‘dive’ into the new week!
83. Why did Sunday go to the market? It wanted to ‘stock’ up for the next week!
84. What’s Sunday’s favorite fruit? A Sun-dayshine orange!
85. Why did Sunday go to the dance class? It wanted to ‘twirl’ into Monday!
86. Why did the Sunday go to the karaoke bar? It wanted to ‘note’ the end of the week!
87. Why did Sunday go to the pet shop? It wanted to ‘fetch’ some good vibes!
88. Why did Sunday go to the fashion show? It wanted to ‘model’ the end of the week!
89. Why did Sunday go to the ice-cream shop? It wanted a sweet ending!
90. Why did the Sunday go to the flower shop? It wanted to ‘bloom’ into the new week!
91. Why did Sunday go to the bakery? It wanted to ‘rise’ to the occasion!
92. What’s Sunday’s favorite superhero? Sun-dayman!
93. Why did the Sunday go to the pizza parlor? It wanted to ‘slice’ through the week!
94. Why did the ice cream go to church on Sunday? It wanted to end the week on a sweet note!
95. Why did Sunday go to the spa? It needed a ‘relaxing’ end to the week!
96. Why did Sunday visit the music festival? It wanted to ‘band’ the end of the week!
97. Why did the book go to church on Sunday? It wanted to ‘chapter’ the week off!
98. Why did Sunday go to the comedy club? It wanted a ‘punch’ line to end the week!
99. Why did Sunday visit the makeup store? It wanted to ‘brush’ up for the new week!
100. Why did Sunday go to the toy store? It wanted to ‘play’ off the week!
101. What’s Sunday’s favorite bird? A Sun-‘day’ve!
102. Why did Sunday go to the vet? It was feeling a ‘little horse’!
103. Why did Sunday visit the hat shop? It wanted to ‘cap’ off the week!
104. Why did Sunday go to the diner? It was hungry for the next week!
105. Why did the cup of coffee file a police report on Sunday? It got mugged!
106. What’s Sunday’s favorite plant? Sun-‘day’sies!
107. Why did Sunday go to the movies? It wanted a reel end to the week!
108. Why did Sunday go to the jewelry store? It wanted to ‘ring’ in the new week!
109. Why did Sunday visit the amusement park? It wanted a ‘rollercoaster’ end to the week!
110. What’s Sunday’s favorite boat? A Sun-‘day’lor!
111. Why did Sunday go to the tailor? It wanted to ‘sew’ up the week!
112. Why did Sunday go to the shoe store? It wanted to ‘kick’ off the new week!
113. Why did Sunday go to the watch shop? It was ‘time’ for a new week!
114. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of tree? A Sun-‘day’lm!
115. Why did Sunday go to the candy shop? It wanted a ‘sweet’ start to the new week!
116. Why did Sunday go to the antique shop? It wanted to ‘old’ end the week!
117. Why did Sunday go to the music store? It wanted to ‘tune’ into the new week!
118. Why did Sunday go to the gym? It wanted to ‘workout’ the week’s stress!
119. Why did Sunday go to the eyeglass store? It wanted to ‘see’ into the new week!
120. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of fish? A Sun-‘day’fish!
121. Why did Sunday go to the perfume store? It wanted to ‘scent’ off the week!
122. Why did Sunday go to the nail salon? It wanted to ‘polish’ off the week!
123. Why did Sunday go to the party store? It wanted to ‘celebrate’ the end of the week!
124. Why did Sunday go to the bookstore? It wanted to ‘read’ into the new week!
125. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of cat? A Sun-‘day’mese!
126. Why did Sunday go to the tea shop? It wanted to ‘brew’ the new week!
127. Why did Sunday go to the stationery store? It wanted to ‘write’ off the week!
128. Why did Sunday visit the toy store? It wanted to ‘toy’ with the new week!
129. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of dog? A Sun-‘day’tzu!
130. Why did Sunday go to the chocolate shop? It wanted to ‘melt’ into the new week!
131. Why did Sunday visit the kitchen store? It wanted to ‘cook’ up the new week!
132. Why did Sunday go to the music concert? It wanted to ‘beat’ the week!
133. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of bear? A Sun-‘day’re bear!
134. Why did Sunday go to the juice bar? It wanted to ‘squeeze’ into the new week!
135. Why did Sunday visit the electronics store? It wanted to ‘plug’ into the new week!
136. Why did Sunday go to the plant shop? It wanted to ‘grow’ into the new week!
137. Why did Sunday visit the cheese shop? It wanted to ‘grate’ the week away!
138. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of beetle? A Sun-‘day’bug!
139. Why did Sunday go to the camera shop? It wanted to ‘focus’ on the new week!
140. Why did Sunday go to the wine shop? It wanted to ‘uncork’ the new week!
141. Why did Sunday go to the soap shop? It wanted to ‘wash’ away the week!
142. Why did Sunday visit the pet store? It wanted to ‘purr’ into the new week!
143. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of horse? A Sun-‘day’le horse!
144. Why did Sunday go to the candle shop? It wanted to ‘light’ up the new week!
145. Why did Sunday go to the coffee shop? It wanted to ‘brew’ a fresh week!
146. Why did Sunday visit the candy store? It wanted to ‘sweeten’ up the week!
147. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of bird? A Sun-‘day’ling!
148. Why did Sunday go to the music store? It wanted to ‘note’ the end of the week!
149. Why did Sunday go to the salad bar? It wanted to ‘toss’ the week away!
150. Why did Sunday visit the farm? It wanted to ‘moo’ve into the new week!

Conclusion

As we bid adieu to this hilarious compilation of Sunday jokes, we hope they’ve brought a spark of joy and humor to your day. Sundays, the tranquil conclusion to the week, are often a time for reflection, relaxation, and yes, a good laugh. These witty, pun-filled jests have added a dash of whimsy to the day, showcasing the humorous side of the day of rest.

Whether it’s the clever wordplay or the playful references to days of the week, these jokes are a testament to the joy that humor brings. Embrace the lighter side of Sundays, and remember, a good laugh is always the perfect way to round off the weekend and prepare for the week ahead!