150 iron man jokes

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  1. Why doesn’t Iron Man ever play hide and seek with War Machine? Because he always rusts the game.
  2. Why does Iron Man never lose at chess? Because he always starts with his knight, his bishop, and his Stark.
  3. Why did Iron Man start a bakery? Because his suits are always in the oven!
  4. How does Iron Man cut his pizza? With his pepper-ony!
  5. What’s Iron Man’s favourite part of a joke? The “punch” line!
  6. What did Iron Man say to the refrigerator? “Cool it, I’m a fridge magnet.”
  7. Why doesn’t Iron Man use paperclips? He’s afraid they’ll stick to him!
  8. Why doesn’t Iron Man like golfing? Because he’s always in the iron category.
  9. How does Iron Man drink his coffee? In Stark contrast to others!
  10. Why did Iron Man never get a parking ticket? Because he always used his “Stark” parking!
  11. Why did Iron Man stop eating sushi? He kept getting a metal taste in his mouth.
  12. What’s Iron Man’s favourite type of music? Heavy metal.
  13. What does Iron Man call his autobiography? “Ironing Out My Life”.
  14. What is Iron Man’s favourite month? Fe-bruary. (Fe is the symbol for Iron in the periodic table)
  15. Why did Iron Man break up with his girlfriend? She said he had too many iron-ons.
  16. Why does Iron Man never finish his dinner? Because he always leaves some “Stark”.
  17. Why did Iron Man go to art school? He wanted to work on his “sketches”.
  18. Why did Iron Man visit the Grand Canyon? He heard it was riveting.
  19. What does Iron Man put on his toast? Iron jam.
  20. What did the bank say when Iron Man asked for a loan? “No problem, you have Stark credit”.
  21. Why did Iron Man fail his driving test? He took too many short-circuits!
  22. Why does Iron Man never get lost? He always follows his compass.
  23. Why does Iron Man never play cards? He always gets dealt iron.
  24. What did Iron Man say at the pottery class? “This is my kind of molding!”
  25. Why did Iron Man go to the grocery store? He heard they were having a can sale!
  26. How does Iron Man get ready for a party? He “presses” his suit!
  27. What did Iron Man say to his girlfriend? “You really steel my heart”.
  28. Why does Iron Man never get bitten by a mosquito? Because they can’t get past his iron skin!
  29. Why did Iron Man go to the library? He wanted to check out the heavy reading.
  30. Why did Iron Man visit the blacksmith? To iron out a few things!
  31. What did Iron Man say when he went fishing? “Hope I catch some Iron fish!”
  32. Why does Iron Man always finish his work on time? Because he’s efficient – he irons out all the problems.
  33. What did Iron Man say when he won the lottery? “This is a stark contrast to my usual luck!”
  34. Why did Iron Man go to culinary school? He wanted to learn how to iron chef!
  35. What do you call it when Iron Man takes a vacation? An ironing board!
  36. Why did Iron Man go to the therapist? He was feeling a little rusty.
  37. How does Iron Man fix a flat tire? With an iron patch!
  38. Why doesn’t Iron Man like rainy days? Because he might rust!
  39. What’s Iron Man’s favorite morning routine? A quick ironing session!
  40. How does Iron Man stop a villain? He puts them on the iron maiden!
  41. What did Iron Man say when he started a band? “We’re gonna be heavy metal!”
  42. Why doesn’t Iron Man like junk food? Because he is on a heavy metal diet!
  43. How does Iron Man write his notes? With his iron pen!
  44. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked!
  45. Why doesn’t Iron Man go to the gym? Because he always lifts heavy metal!
  46. Why did Iron Man become a superhero? Because his career in ironing didn’t work out!
  47. What’s Iron Man’s favorite dance? The Robot.
  48. What do you call it when Iron Man does gardening? Iron hoeing!
  49. What’s Iron Man’s favourite car? A Fe-rrari.
  50. What does Iron Man wear to a business meeting? His ironed tie!
  51. What do you call an Iron Man who tells jokes? Iron-ic!
  52. Why did Iron Man go to jail? For iron-handling stolen goods!
  53. How does Iron Man prepare for a fight? By pumping iron!
  54. Why is Iron Man good at poker? He has a “steel” face!
  55. What is Iron Man’s favourite film? Iron Man 2!
  56. Why doesn’t Iron Man use public transport? Too many metal detectors!
  57. What does Iron Man say when he’s having a good day? “Everything’s iron-d out!”
  58. What do you call Iron Man when he’s been out in the rain? A “rust” bucket!
  59. Why did Iron Man go to the beach? To collect some “sand-wiches”!
  60. What does Iron Man do at a party? He “steels” the show!
  61. Why did Iron Man go to the spa? He wanted to “steam” off!
  62. Why is Iron Man the best cook? He never burns his dishes!
  63. What do you call Iron Man when he’s on a boat? A “sail” man!
  64. Why did Iron Man go to a rock concert? To hear some heavy metal!
  65. What did Iron Man say when he got caught in the rain? “I’m rusting out here!”
  66. What do you call Iron Man when he’s in a play? A “drama” queen!
  67. Why does Iron Man always get the best seats at the cinema? Because he’s got Stark privileges!
  68. Why did Iron Man go to the dentist? He had a “cavity” in his armor!
  69. Why did Iron Man visit a winery? He wanted to taste some iron-rich wine!
  70. What do you call it when Iron Man saves the day? A Stark contrast!
  71. What does Iron Man do at a BBQ? Grill like a pro!
  72. Why did Iron Man visit the tailor? His suit was a bit too “ironed” out!
  73. What does Iron Man say when he’s in a hurry? “I’m pressing on!”
  74. How does Iron Man maintain his suit? With an iron cleaner!
  75. Why is Iron Man the best babysitter? He always “iron” things out!
  76. What did Iron Man say when he got his paycheck? “This is a Stark increase!”
  77. Why does Iron Man make the best sandwiches? Because they’re always pressed to perfection!
  78. What does Iron Man eat for breakfast? Cereal fortified with iron!
  79. Why did Iron Man become a politician? To bring a Stark change!
  80. Why did Iron Man go to a psychic? He wanted to know his “steel” future!
  81. Whatdoes Iron Man do when he’s bored? He plays with his iron toy set!
  82. Why did Iron Man go to the concert? He wanted to feel the vibes in his metal body!
  83. What does Iron Man say when he’s cold? “I feel a little rusty!”
  84. Why doesn’t Iron Man play basketball? He’s afraid of getting dunked on and rusting!
  85. What’s Iron Man’s favorite pastime? Iron-ing out the creases in his suit!
  86. What do you call Iron Man when he’s in a band? A heavy metal drummer!
  87. Why did Iron Man become a farmer? He wanted to grow iron-rich foods!
  88. What does Iron Man drink at the pub? Iron Brew!
  89. What did Iron Man say when he got a promotion? “I guess you could say my career is really taking off!”
  90. Why is Iron Man always at the gym? He loves to pump some iron!
  91. What does Iron Man call his book club? The Iron Literature Society!
  92. Why does Iron Man never get sick? Because he’s got a cast-iron stomach!
  93. Why doesn’t Iron Man play baseball? He’s afraid of striking out!
  94. What’s Iron Man’s favorite food? Iron fortified cereal!
  95. Why doesn’t Iron Man ever win at Poker? He always shows his metal!
  96. What is Iron Man’s favorite TV show? “Iron Chef”.
  97. Why did Iron Man get kicked out of the karaoke bar? Because he couldn’t hit the high notes with his metal voice!
  98. What do you call an Iron Man in winter? A snowman with a steel heart!
  99. Why does Iron Man never play cricket? He always gets caught out in the field!
  100. What do you call an Iron Man in a farm? An Iron Shepherd!
  101. Why did Iron Man go to the hardware store? To pick up some iron filings!
  102. What does Iron Man do on weekends? He enjoys some heavy metal music!
  103. Why does Iron Man never play soccer? He’s afraid of getting a red card!
  104. What’s Iron Man’s favorite vegetable? Iron-rich spinach!
  105. Why did Iron Man go to the circus? He wanted to see the “steel” ring!
  106. Why does Iron Man never forget anything? Because he has a memory like a steel trap!
  107. What’s Iron Man’s favorite video game? Iron Fall!
  108. What do you call Iron Man when he’s off-duty? Iron relaxed!
  109. What do you call Iron Man when he’s been out in the rain too long? Rusty!
  110. Why does Iron Man make a great carpenter? He always nails it!
  111. Why did Iron Man never join the army? He didn’t want to get a metal!
  112. What does Iron Man do on a hot day? He irons out his beach towel!
  113. Why is Iron Man always on time? Because his timing is iron-clad!
  114. Why is Iron Man so good at yoga? He’s got an iron will!
  115. What’s Iron Man’s favorite candy? Iron-ic taffy!
  116. Why doesn’t Iron Man ever get sunburn? Because he always wears his iron suit!
  117. What do you call Iron Man when he’s on vacation? Iron leisure!
  118. Why doesn’t Iron Man like the winter? He’s afraid of getting frostbite!
  119. What do you call Iron Man when he’s cooking dinner? An Iron Chef!
  120. Why does Iron Man never use a paper map? He’s afraid it will stick to him!
  121. What does Iron Man do when he’s not fighting crime? He irons his clothes!
  122. Why did Iron Man go to the gym? To work on his iron abs!
  123. What do you call Iron Man when he’s doing laundry? Iron clean!
  124. Why is Iron Man a great salesman? He has a magnetic personality!
  125. What’s Iron Man’s favorite subject in school? Chemistry, he loves the iron element!
  126. What do you call Iron Man on Halloween? Iron-ically scary!
  127. Why does Iron Man never go swimming? He’s afraid of getting rust spots!
  128. Why did Iron Man start a band? He heard they needed some heavy metal!
  129. What do you call Iron Man at a party? Iron fun!
  130. Why did Iron Man go to the hospital? He needed an iron transfusion!
  131. What do you call Iron Man when he’s in love? Iron-smitten!
  132. Why does Iron Man always eat a balanced diet? He needs his daily dose of iron!
  133. What do you call Iron Man on a mission? Iron focused!
  134. Why does Iron Man always carry a compass? He has a natural attraction to it!
  135. What’s Iron Man’s favorite fruit? Iron-rich bananas!
  136. Why did Iron Man start a podcast? He had too many iron-ic stories to tell!
  137. What do you call Iron Man at a comic con? Iron geek!
  138. Why doesn’t Iron Man like going through metal detectors? He always sets them off!
  139. What does Iron Man say to motivate his team? “Let’s iron this out!”
  140. Why is Iron Man a great friend? He’s a solid guy!
  141. What’s Iron Man’s favorite animal? The Iron-eating goat!
  142. Why did Iron Man start a newspaper? He loved the smell of fresh ink and paper!
  143. What do you call Iron Man on a bike? Iron cyclist!
  144. Why did Iron Man go to the amusement park? He wanted to ride the Ferris wheel!
  145. What does Iron Man read every morning? The Daily Ironicle!
  146. Why did Iron Man go to the beach? He wanted to test his new iron surfboard!
  147. What’s Iron Man’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day, he loves to fry some burgers!
  148. Why did Iron Man go to the bar? He wanted an iron brew!
  149. What does Iron Man do on a rainy day? He rusts and relaxes!
  150. What do you call Iron Man on a holiday? Iron vacay!

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