57+ iowa jokes

  1. Why don’t Iowans play hide and seek? Because nobody would hide.
  2. Why did the Iowan stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”.
  3. What do you call an Iowan who can play a musical instrument? Talented. What do you call an Iowan who can play multiple instruments? Show off.
  4. What’s the Iowan version of a four-course meal? A burger, fries, a soda, and corn on the side.
  5. Why was the Iowan a bad football player? Every time he got a corner kick, he’d stop to plant corn.
  6. How does an Iowan cowboy say hi? He says “Howdy, y’all”.
  7. What’s the state slogan for Iowa? “Come for the corn, stay for the company.”
  8. Why did the Iowan farmer bring his cow into his house? He wanted a mooo-d lighting.
  9. Why don’t basketball teams want to play in Iowa? Because they get corn-fused.
  10. What did the Iowan say to the tomato? “Ketchup!”
  11. Why don’t Iowa chickens play sports? Because they always foul out.
  12. Why are Iowa farmers good at math? They know all the angles in the field.
  13. What did the Iowan farmer say to the green pepper? “Okra-dokie!”
  14. Why did the Iowan cross the road? To check on the corn.
  15. Why don’t people tell secrets in Iowa? Because the corn has ears.
  16. What’s an Iowan’s favorite type of music? Country, because they can really “relish” it.
  17. Why don’t Iowans have to worry about vampires? Too much garlic in their corn.
  18. What did the Iowan say when he dropped his favorite dish? “Oh, shucks!”
  19. What did the Iowan farmer get when he mixed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity-dog.
  20. What do you call a magical elf from Iowa? Corny.
  21. What do Iowans do when they’re feeling cold? They just stand in a corn-er.
  22. How did the Iowan win the marathon? He took a short-cut.
  23. Why was the Iowa farmer a good musician? He always knew when to pluck the strings.
  24. What does an Iowan pirate say? “Corn ahoy!”
  25. What do Iowans use to fix everything? Duct tape and hope.
  26. What did the Iowan do at the baseball game? Root, root, root for the home crop.
  27. Why did the Iowan take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  28. Why did the Iowan bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
  29. How do Iowans count cows? With a cow-culator.
  30. How do you know if an Iowan is a good baker? If their buns are perfect.
  31. Why was the Iowan late to the party? He took the scenic route.
  32. What did the Iowan do when his TV stopped working? He planted it to see if a new one would grow.
  33. How did the Iowan find his wife? He tractor down.
  34. Why did the Iowan bring a fishing rod to the concert? He heard there would be a great catch.
  35. What do you call an Iowan who can’t sing? A corny note.
  36. Why did the Iowan go to the river? He heard it had a great current.
  37. What do Iowans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
  38. Why don’t Iowans ever play hide and seek with corn? Because it always stalks them.
  39. How do Iowans get to school? By tractor, of course!
  40. Why don’t Iowans play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs.
  41. What did the Iowan say when he won the lottery? “Oh, crop!”
  42. Why was the Iowan afraid of the music? Because he has a fear of pop.
  43. How do you know an Iowan invented the toothbrush? Otherwise, it would’ve been called a teethbrush.
  44. What do you call an Iowan who loves tractors? An extractor fan.
  45. Why was the scarecrow from Iowa promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  46. Why do Iowans always carry a map? Because you can’t trust corn when it tells you where to go.
  47. Why do Iowans love rainy days? It’s just water under the bridge.
  48. What does an Iowan do when his car breaks down? Calls a tow-ma-toe.
  49. Why do Iowans make terrible detectives? They always maize the facts.
  50. How did the Iowan catch a squirrel? He climbed a tree and acted like a nut.
  51. What do you call an Iowan who always talks about tractors? A farm-aceutical representative.
  52. Why was the Iowa football team like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  53. What did the Iowan farmer say to the grain of wheat? “You barley know me!”
  54. How do Iowans straighten their hair? With a corn iron.
  55. Why don’t Iowans ever play chess with corn? Because it always wins.
  56. What’s the difference between an Iowa fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after a while.
  57. Why did the Iowan get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
  58. What did the Iowan do when he lost his truck? He used a corn-key to find it.
  59. Why did the Iowan go to the art museum? Because he heard there was a Van Gogh for sale.
  60. What does an Iowan call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  61. How do Iowans make holy water? They boil the hell out of it.
  62. Why did the Iowan go to jail? He couldn’t make bail… of hay.
  63. Why don’t Iowa farmers use bookmarks? They just bend over the corn and crease it.
  64. What do you call a Iowan who’s afraid of the dark? Corn-lightened.
  65. Why did the Iowan bring a bag of corn to the party? He was popping by.
  66. What do you call an Iowan on a trampoline? A corn pop.
  67. Why did the Iowan stay in bed all day? He was crop-tired.
  68. How do you know if an Iowan is lying? His lips are moving.
  69. Why did the Iowan go to the paint store? He was looking for a cornflower blue.
  70. How do Iowans define a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.
  71. Why did the Iowan get kicked out of the fruit salad club? He kept corn-fusing the fruits with vegetables.
  72. Why did the Iowan go to med school? He wanted to be a corn-ea specialist.
  73. Why did the Iowan put a clock in his garden? He wanted to see time fly.
  74. What do Iowans call a cat in the desert? Sandy claws.
  75. Why did the Iowan go to the grocery store? He heard there was a kernel sale.
  76. Why don’t Iowans play football? Because every time they get a corner, they open a store.
  77. How do Iowans spice up their life? With a little bit of corn-diments.
  78. Why did the Iowan go to the dentist? He had a kernel stuck in his teeth.
  79. Why was the Iowan a bad golfer? He always got stuck in the corn-field.
  80. Why don’t Iowans trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  81. Why did the Iowan go to the gym? He wanted to corn-dition his body.
  82. Why did the Iowan go to space? He wanted to be an astro-corn-naut.
  83. Why was the Iowan farmer a good comedian? His jokes were always corny.
  84. Why did the Iowan join the navy? He wanted to be a kernel.
  85. Why did the Iowan carry a pencil? To draw a maize.
  86. Why was the Iowan a bad detective? He always got lost in the maize of clues.
  87. How does an Iowan call a fish? With his water proof phone.
  88. Why did the Iowan go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a pop-corn star.
  89. Why was the Iowan considered a superhero? He was a super corn-man.
  90. What do you call an Iowan’s bad idea? Corn-founding.
  91. Why did the Iowan put the lamp in the freezer? He wanted to have some light ice cream.
  92. Why did the Iowan buy a boat? To keep up with the current.
  93. How does an Iowan get his daily dose of fruits? By having corn-flakes.
  94. Why did the Iowan climb the corn stalk? He wanted to reach new heights.
  95. Why did the Iowan start a band? He had a great corn-position.
  96. Why did the Iowan go to the music store? He wanted to buy a corn-et.
  97. How did the Iowan keep his pants up? With a corn-belt.
  98. Why did the Iowan fail at archery? He couldn’t get the corn-eye.
  99. Why was the Iowan a good DJ? He could always pop the corn-rows.
  100. Why did the Iowan refuse to play cards with a jungle cat? He was afraid of cheetahs.
  101. How did the Iowan call his dog? With a corn-necting call.
  102. Why did the Iowan bring a shoe to the dinner table? He wanted to squash his food.
  103. Why did the Iowan start a vegetable garden? To turn over a new leaf.
  104. Why did the Iowan prefer paper bags? Because they’re corn-venient.
  105. Why did the Iowan become a baker? To make some dough.
  106. Why did the Iowan make a good chef? He knew how to cob-ble together a good meal.
  107. How did the Iowan get to the other side? He corn-structed a bridge.
  108. Why did the Iowan become a carpenter? He knew the drill.
  109. Why was the Iowan’s truck always dirty? It was always hauling around dirt.
  110. Why did the Iowan go to the doctor? He had a bad corn-dition.
  111. How does an Iowan fix his car? With corn-duct tape.
  112. Why did the Iowan always bring a jacket? Because he knew how to weather the storm.
  113. Why was the Iowan a good pilot? He always corn-trolled the plane well.
  114. Why did the Iowan become a locksmith? He had a key interest in locks.
  115. Why did the Iowan have a green thumb? He knew how to plant seeds of knowledge.
  116. Why did the Iowan go to therapy? He wanted to sort out his corn-flict.
  117. Why did the Iowan go to college? To earn a kernel degree.
  118. Why did the Iowan move to the city? He wanted to stalk up on urban life.
  119. Why was the Iowan a good musician? He always hit the right corn-chords.
  120. Why did the Iowan bring a map to the farm? He didn’t want to lose his crops.
  121. How did the Iowan get his news? He read the corn-icle.
  122. Why did the Iowan start a business? He wanted to sow the seeds of success.
  123. Why did the Iowan get a job at the grocery store? He wanted to check out the competition.
  124. Why did the Iowan go to the opera? He wanted to see the corn-ducter.
  125. Why did the Iowan go to the ocean? To sea-corn.
  126. Why did the Iowan become a mathematician? He liked working with pi.
  127. Why did the Iowan like playing baseball? He liked to hit a home corn.
  128. Why did the Iowan go to the beach? He heard it was shore to be fun.
  129. Why did the Iowan join the circus? He wanted to be a corn-tortionist.
  130. Why did the Iowan bring an umbrella? He wanted to stay dry-corn.
  131. Why did the Iowan go to the gym? To get corn-fit.
  132. Why did the Iowan become a scientist? He liked to corn-duct experiments.
  133. Why did the Iowan go to the library? He wanted to check out a book.
  134. Why did the Iowan become a teacher? He liked to corn-vey knowledge.
  135. Why did the Iowan go to the zoo? He wanted to see the corn-ivores.
  136. Why did the Iowan go to the cornfield? It was an a-maize-ing place.
  137. Why did the Iowan go to the spa? He wanted to feel corn-fortable.
  138. Why did the Iowan go to the theater? He loved corn-edy shows.
  139. Why did the Iowan become a lawyer? He liked corn-stitutional law.
  140. Why did the Iowan become a journalist? He liked to corn-verse with people.
  141. Why did the Iowan go to the fair? He liked the corn-dogs.
  142. Why did the Iowan go to the cinema? He wanted to see a popcorn movie.
  143. Why did the Iowan join the navy? He wanted to sail the seven corn-seas.
  144. Why did the Iowan go to the concert? He loved the corn-certo.
  145. Why did the Iowan go to the rodeo? He wanted to see the corn-boys.
  146. Why did the Iowan go to the museum? He wanted to see the corn-cept art.
  147. Why did the Iowan go to the comedy club? He wanted to hear some corn-cracking jokes.
  148. Why did the Iowan go to the bakery? He wanted to buy a corn-muffin.
  149. Why did the Iowan go to the magic show? He wanted to see the corn-juring tricks.

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