57+ indiana jokes

  1. Why did the Indiana corn stalk go to a therapist? Because it had an ear-y feeling!
  2. What’s an Indianapolis tailor’s favorite thing to do? Take IN-seam measurements.
  3. Why don’t basketball teams play games in cornfields? Because they’d get too many corn fouls.
  4. How does an Indiana baker greet his customers? “Dough you want some cornbread?”
  5. Why did the corn cob break up with the popcorn? It said, “You’re just too corny for me!”
  6. What do you call a cow from Indiana? An In-moo-diana!
  7. Why did the tornado break up with Indiana? It said it needed more space.
  8. Why don’t ghosts like to visit Indiana? They can’t handle all the Hoosiers!
  9. Why did the Hoosier refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he was convinced the cheetah.
  10. Why do Indiana residents make terrible secret agents? Because they always leave their Hoosier prints behind.
  11. Why did the chicken join an Indiana band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  12. What do you call an Indiana cat that can play guitar? A Hoosier-icat.
  13. Why was the sandwich from Indiana so good at boxing? It always had a good punch-line.
  14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, Hoosier style.
  15. Why was the Indiana computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  16. Why are there so many jokes about Indiana corn? They’re just a-maize-ing.
  17. What do you call a reptile that sings about Indiana? Indy-anaconda.
  18. What do Indiana dogs do on their day off? They go bark-etballing.
  19. Why did the Indiana potato go to the party? Because it was a spud to be reckoned with.
  20. What do you call a musician from Indiana? A Hoosier-nade.
  21. Why did the corn stalk go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a-maize-ing.
  22. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was out-standing in its field, in Indiana.
  23. What do you call a very fast elevator in Indiana? An Indy-go-up.
  24. Why did the cloud stay over Indiana? Because it couldn’t resist the Hoosier hospitality.
  25. Why did the basketball court get hot after a game in Indiana? All of the players were shooting hoops.
  26. What do you call a pencil in Indiana? Indy-graphite.
  27. Why did the baker move to Indiana? He heard there were a lot of rolls in Indy.
  28. What did the Hoosier football team go to the bakery? They needed a good roll.
  29. Why was the Indiana map always getting in trouble? It just couldn’t keep itself straight.
  30. Why do cows love living in Indiana? Because every day is dairy nice!
  31. Why was the cat sitting on the Indiana map? It wanted to be in the purr-fect place.
  32. Why do the fish in Indiana always know how to weigh themselves? They always have their scales.
  33. Why did the birdie go to Indiana? To get a bird’s eye view.
  34. Why did the astronaut visit Indiana? To get a feel of the space.
  35. What does an Indiana cat have that no other cat has? It has Hoosier charm!
  36. What’s an Indiana resident’s favorite type of music? Country, because it hits all the corn-notes.
  37. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash, Indiana-style.
  38. Why did the chef go to Indiana? To spice things up.
  39. What do you call a scared pepper in Indiana? A little chili.
  40. How does an Indiana farmer repair his pants? With cabbage patches.
  41. Why was the cornstalk a good listener? Because it was all ears, Hoosier style.
  42. Why did the basketball court need glasses? It had trouble seeing the Hoosier points.
  43. Why did the book go to Indianapolis? It wanted to check out the Indy library.
  44. What’s an Indiana alien’s favorite chocolate? Mars bars.
  45. Why did the bread roll down the hill in Indiana? It wanted to feel butter.
  46. Why did the cheese stay in Indiana? It felt grate there.
  47. Why did the tomato go out with a prune in Indiana? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  48. Why did the lettuce turn red in Indiana? It saw the salad dressing, Indy style.
  49. What do you call an artistic bumblebee from Indiana? A hum-dinger.
  50. Why did the orange go to the doctor in Indiana? It wasn’t peeling well.
  51. Why did the cookie cry in Indiana? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
  52. Why was the math book unhappy in Indiana? Because it had too many problems.
  53. What do you call a horse that lives next door in Indiana? A neigh-bor.
  54. How does an Indiana bee get to school? By school buzz.
  55. Why do Indiana birds always stick to the rules? Because they don’t want to get a peck-et violation.
  56. Why do Indiana trees hate playing checkers? Because they always get kinged.
  57. Why did the Indiana bird get a time out? It wouldn’t stop tweeting.
  58. How do you know if a vampire is from Indiana? If it’s a Fangs Hoosier.
  59. Why don’t Indiana secrets work in gardens? Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears and beans stalk.
  60. Why did the Indiana computer get glasses? To improve its web sight.
  61. Why are Indiana cats bad at playing poker? They always purr when they’re dealt a great hand.
  62. Why did the farmer from Indiana take his iPad into the field? He wanted to download some corn.
  63. What’s a Hoosier’s favorite type of car? A corn-vertible.
  64. Why do Indiana birds never get lost? They just wing it.
  65. Why did the Indiana teddy bear say “no” to dessert? He was already stuffed.
  66. Why did the lemon disqualify from the race in Indiana? It couldn’t keep up the zest.
  67. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to Indiana? In case he got a hole in one.
  68. Why did the scarecrow in Indiana become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  69. Why did the belt get locked up in Indiana? It was holding up a pair of pants.
  70. Why do Indiana plants make the best musicians? They have the best beats.
  71. Why did the basketball go to Indiana University? It heard they really know how to dribble.
  72. What does an Indiana mushroom say when he’s asked to party? I’m a fungi.
  73. Why did the Indiana tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  74. Why did the cookie in Indiana go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
  75. Why don’t Indiana spiders get stuck in their own webs? They know the web’s code.
  76. Why did the Indiana bee get a hair cut? It wanted a buzz cut.
  77. Why do Indiana potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
  78. Why did the corn go to Indiana University? It wanted to be a-MAIZE-ing!
  79. What do you call a puppy in Indiana that’s been out in the cold? A pupsicle.
  80. Why do they not serve ice in drinks in Indiana? The person with the recipe for ice graduated.
  81. Why do Indiana football teams go to the bakery? For a good roll.
  82. What do you call an old snowman in Indiana? Water.
  83. Why don’t you see elephants hiding in Indiana trees? They’re really good at it.
  84. Why did the boy bring a ladder to Indiana? To reach the high notes.
  85. Why do Indiana rivers always take their time? They’re known to meander.
  86. How do you know if a vampire is from Indiana? If it’s a Fangs Hoosier.
  87. Why don’t oysters donate to charity in Indiana? Because they are shellfish.
  88. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Indiana? In case he got a hole in one.
  89. Why did the mushroom like Indiana? Because it was a fun-guy.
  90. Why did the tomato turn red in Indiana? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  91. Why did the chicken join a band in Indiana? Because it had the drumsticks.
  92. What’s an Indiana resident’s favorite type of music? Country, it hits all the corn-notes.
  93. Why was the Indiana computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  94. Why was the Indiana map always in trouble? It just couldn’t keep itself straight.
  95. Why did the cookie go to the doctor in Indiana? Because it felt crummy.
  96. Why did the scarecrow in Indiana become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  97. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Indiana? In case he got a hole in one.
  98. Why did the Indiana teddy bear say “no” to dessert? He was already stuffed.
  99. What does an Indiana cat have that no other cat has? It has Hoosier charm!
  100. What do you call a musician from Indiana? A Hoosier-nade.
  101. Why did the lettuce turn red in Indiana? It saw the salad dressing.
  102. Why did the cookie in Indiana go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
  103. Why did the tomato go out with a prune in Indiana? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  104. Why did the lemon disqualify from the race in Indiana? It couldn’t keep up the zest.
  105. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field, Indiana style.
  106. Why did the baker move to Indiana? He heard there were a lot of rolls in Indy.
  107. What do you call an Indiana cat that can play guitar? A Hoosier-icat.
  108. Why did the orange go to the doctor in Indiana? It wasn’t peeling well.
  109. Why did the corn stalk go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a-maize-ing.
  110. Why do they not serve ice in drinks in Indiana? The person with the recipe for ice graduated.
  111. Why was the Indiana computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  112. Why did the astronaut visit Indiana? To get a feel of the space.
  113. Why did the basketball court need glasses? It had trouble seeing the Hoosier points.
  114. Why did the Indiana potato go to the party? Because it was a spud to be reckoned with.
  115. Why was the math book unhappy in Indiana? Because it had too many problems.
  116. What do you call a horse that lives next door in Indiana? A neigh-bor.
  117. Why do Indiana birds always stick to the rules? Because they don’t want to get a peck-et violation.
  118. Why do Indiana trees hate playing checkers? Because they always get kinged.
  119. Why did the Indiana bird get a time out? It wouldn’t stop tweeting.
  120. How do you know if a vampire is from Indiana? If it’s a Fangs Hoosier.
  121. Why don’t Indiana secrets work in gardens? Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears and beans stalk.
  122. Why did the Indiana computer get glasses? To improve its web sight.
  123. Why are Indiana cats bad at playing poker? They always purr when they’re dealt a great hand.
  124. Why did the farmer from Indiana take his iPad into the field? He wanted to download some corn.
  125. What’s a Hoosier’s favorite type of car? A corn-vertible.
  126. Why do Indiana birds never get lost? They just wing it.
  127. Why did the Indiana teddy bear say “no” to dessert? He was already stuffed.
  128. Why did the lemon disqualify from the race in Indiana? It couldn’t keep up the zest.
  129. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to Indiana? In case he got a hole in one.
  130. Why did the scarecrow in Indiana become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  131. Why did the belt get locked up in Indiana? It was holding up a pair of pants.
  132. Why do Indiana plants make the best musicians? They have the best beats.
  133. Why did the basketball go to Indiana University? It heard they really know how to dribble.
  134. What does an Indiana mushroom say when he’s asked to party? I’m a fungi.
  135. Why did the Indiana tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  136. Why did the cookie in Indiana go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
  137. Why don’t Indiana spiders get stuck in their own webs? They know the web’s code.
  138. Why did the Indiana bee get a hair cut? It wanted a buzz cut.
  139. Why do Indiana potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
  140. Why did the corn go to Indiana University? It wanted to be a-MAIZE-ing!
  141. What do you call a puppy in Indiana that’s been out in the cold? A pupsicle.
  142. Why do they not serve ice in drinks in Indiana? The person with the recipe for ice graduated.
  143. Why do Indiana football teams go to the bakery? For a good roll.
  144. What do you call an old snowman in Indiana? Water.
  145. Why don’t you see elephants hiding in Indiana trees? They’re really good at it.
  146. Why did the boy bring a ladder to Indiana? To reach the high notes.
  147. Why do Indiana rivers always take their time? They’re known to meander.
  148. How do you know if a vampire is from Indiana? If it’s a Fangs Hoosier.
  149. Why don’t oysters donate to charity in Indiana? Because they are shellfish.
  150. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Indiana? In case he got a hole in one.

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