150 fun fact jokes

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
4. Why don’t some fish play piano? They’re scared of the bass keys!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
10. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
11. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
17. What do you call a computer that sings? A-dell!
18. What does a house wear? Address!
19. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
20. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
21. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!
22. What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeno face!
23. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They could crack up!
26. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
28. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
29. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby!
30. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
31. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was already stuffed!
32. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
33. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
34. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
35. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
36. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
37. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
38. Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!
39. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
40. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman!
41. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
42. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
43. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
44. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
45. Why don’t some fish play piano? They’re scared of the bass keys!
46. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
47. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
48. What kind of dog keeps the best time? A watchdog!
49. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
50. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me!
51. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
52. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
53. What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
54. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
55. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
56. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
57. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
58. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
59. What do you call a computer that sings? A-dell!
60. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
61. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
62. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!
63. What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeno face!
64. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
65. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
66. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They could crack up!
67. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
68. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
69. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
70. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby!
71. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
72. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was already stuffed!
73. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
74. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
75. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
76. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
77. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
78. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
79. Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!
80. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
81. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman!
82. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
83. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
84. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
85. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
86. Why don’t some fish play piano? They’re scared of the bass keys!
87. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
88. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
89. What kind of dog keeps the best time? A watchdog!
90. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!

91.What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner’s on me!

92. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
93. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
94. What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
95. What’s a firefly’s favorite dance? The light bulb!
96. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
97. Why don’t basketball players get sunburned? Because they always stay in the shade!
98. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!
99. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
100. Why did the music note go to school? To get its degrees!
101. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
102. Why couldn’t the string go into the bar? Because it was a frayed knot!
103. How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!
104. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
105. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed!
106. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
107. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
108. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
109. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
110. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
111. What do you call a ghost’s mother and father? Transparents!
112. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
113. What did the big flower say to the small flower? Hi, bud!
114. How does the ocean cut his hair? Sea-weeds it!
115. Why don’t scientists ever trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
116. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing!
117. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
118. Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
119. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
120. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
121. Why was the baby cookie crying? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
122. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left.
123. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
124. Why don’t some fish play piano? They’re scared of the bass keys!
125. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
126. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
127. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
128. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
129. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They could crack up!
130. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
131. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
132. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
133. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
134. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
135. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
136. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
137. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
138. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was already stuffed!
139. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
140. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
141. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
142. Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!
143. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
144. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
145. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
146. What kind of dog keeps the best time? A watchdog!
147. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
148. What do you call a computer that sings? A-dell!
149. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
150. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!