57+ squirrel puns

Certainly, I will try my best to deliver a flurry of squirrel-related puns!

Remember, some of these may be a bit nutty.

1. What do you call a squirrel with a nut allergy? A-choo-coo.
2. Why don’t squirrels wear skinny jeans? Because their nuts won’t fit.
3. What do you call a squirrel who forgot where it buried its acorns? Forgetful Nutkins.
4. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of news? Current tree-vents.
5. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of math? Geome-tree.
6. Why don’t squirrels have savings accounts? They’re not into cache.
7. Why did the squirrel join the circus? It had great acro-batics.
8. Why don’t squirrels play hide and seek? Because they always crack under pressure.
9. What do you call a squirrel who sings? A pop-corn star.
10. Why was the squirrel late for work? Traffic was nuts.
11. What’s a squirrel’s favorite element? Boron, because they always want to ‘b’ or ‘on’ a tree!
12. Why do squirrels like to diet? They prefer to be a little less round.
13. What do squirrels wear to weddings? Tux-nuts.
14. What’s a squirrel’s favorite dance? The Nutcracker.
15. Why don’t squirrels ever get lost? Because they always take the tree-n.
16. What do you call a squirrel with a nut in each paw? Ambi-nut-strous.
17. What’s a squirrel’s favorite magic trick? Abra-cadabra, and the nut disappears!
18. Why don’t squirrels use the internet? Too many bytes.
19. What’s a squirrel’s favorite part of the computer? The mouse.
20. What do you call a squirrel who can play the guitar? A rock ‘n’ roll nut.
21. What do you call a squirrel that can paint? Vincent Van Nut.
22. What’s a squirrel’s favorite style of music? Nut ‘n’ Roll.
23. Why did the squirrel go to therapy? It had too many shell-shocking experiences.
24. Why don’t squirrels like fast food? It’s not good for their walnut.
25. Why do squirrels like the fall? Because it’s acorn-ucopia of food.
26. What do you call a squirrel who likes to swim? A water nut.
27. What do squirrels use to call each other? A shell-phone.
28. What’s a squirrel’s favorite day of the week? Sun-nut-day.
29. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of car? A Ferrutari.
30. Why was the squirrel at the disco? It was a nut at the party.
31. Why do squirrels never get lonely? They always have company in their treehouse.
32. What do you call a squirrel that only eats berries? A berry nutty squirrel.
33. Why don’t squirrels play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
34. What’s a squirrel’s favorite exercise? The deadlift, because they’re nuts about lifting.
35. Why are squirrels good at cricket? They’re great at catching.
36. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of TV show? A nutty drama.
37. What’s a squirrel’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Nut-thing.
38. What’s a squirrel’s favorite instrument? The nut-cussion.
39. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of book? A ro-mance novel.
40. What do you call a squirrel who can tell the future? A sooth-nutter.
41. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of joke? Nut-knock jokes.
42. Why do squirrels like to go camping? They’re nuts about the outdoors.
43. What’s a squirrel’s favorite subject in school? His-tree.
44. Why do squirrels like the spring? The trees are in full bloom.
45. What do squirrels like to drink at the beach? Pina Co-nut-lada.
46. What’s a squirrel’s favorite meal? Nut-loaf with a side of peas.
47. What do you call a squirrel on a space mission? An astro-nut.
48. What do you call a squirrel that’s gone bad? A nutty criminal.
49. Why did the squirrel bring a sunhat to the beach? It didn’t want to roast its nuts.
50. What do squirrels use to fix their homes? Nut and bolt.
51. Why did the squirrel bring an umbrella? For a little rain or nut-shine.
52. What do squirrels use to wash their clothes? Nuts and bolts of soap.
53. Why don’t squirrels like surprises? They prefer to be pre-paw-ed.
54. What’s a squirrel’s favorite chess piece? The knight, it jumps around like they do.
55. Why are squirrels always calm? They know how to keep their cool under fir.
56. Why don’t squirrels like to share their food? They’re shellfish.
57. What do you call a squirrel who can knit? A knit-wit.
58. What’s a squirrel’s favorite card game? Poker-nut.
59. Why do squirrels make terrible secret agents? They spill the beans.
60. What do you call a squirrel who loves baking? A dough-nut.
61. What’s a squirrel’s favorite superhero? Iron Nut.
62. Why do squirrels love basketball? They get to do jump shots.
63. Why did the squirrel go to the bakery? It heard they had acorn bread.
64. What’s a squirrel’s favorite song? “I Will Always Love Nuts.”
65. What do you call a squirrel that tells bad jokes? Nut very funny.
66. What’s a squirrel’s favorite snack at the movies? Pop-nut-corn.
67. What do you call a squirrel that always shows up uninvited? Nut-crasher.
68. Why do squirrels always finish their dinner? They hate wasting nut-rients.
69. Why do squirrels avoid drama? They prefer to keep things oak-kay.
70. What do squirrels use to take notes? A pen-cil.
71. What’s a squirrel’s favorite coffee? Nutte Latte.
72. What do you call a squirrel that flies an airplane? A nut-igator.
73. Why do squirrels hate office work? Too much paperwork.
74. Why did the squirrel cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
75. What’s a squirrel’s favorite ballet? Swan Nut.
76. What do you call a squirrel who loves fishing? Rod-nut.
77. What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie? The Nutting Hill.
78. Why don’t squirrels get along with cats? They drive each other up the wall-nut.
79. What do you call a squirrel that loves playing soccer? A goal-nut.
80. What do squirrels use to cut their food? Nut-crackers.
81. What do squirrels use when they go shopping? A grocery nut.
82. What’s a squirrel’s favorite vegetable? Squash, because they love jumping on it.
83. Why are squirrels good at debates? They always have an acorn-ucopia of points.
84. What do you call a squirrel that likes to cook? Chef Nutardee.
85. What do squirrels use to pay for their shopping? Nut-bills.
86. What’s a squirrel’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line.
87. Why did the squirrel go to the bar? To get some nut-ty brew.
88. Why do squirrels love playing tennis? It’s a great way to serve and volley.
89. Why did the squirrel become a detective? To solve the mystery of the missing acorn.
90. What do you call a squirrel who loves jumping on trampolines? Bouncy Nutkins.
91. Why do squirrels like to play chess? They love to check-mate.
92. Why are squirrels so funny? They always crack you up.
93. What do you call a squirrel who likes to read? A book-nut.
94. What’s a squirrel’s favorite mode of transport? The tree-n.
95. What do squirrels use to clean their teeth? Tooth-paste and brush.
96. Why do squirrels love rainy days? Because every cloud has a nut-ting lining.
97. What’s a squirrel’s favorite drink at the pub? Al-mond ale.
98. Why did the squirrel go to school? To improve its nut-cation.
99. What do you call a squirrel that can’t make up its mind? Inde-nut-sive.
100. What’s a squirrel’s favorite sport? Nut-ball.
101. Why do squirrels like to watch sunsets? They love the glow-nut.
102. What do you call a squirrel that loves candy? Sweet-tooth.
103. What’s a squirrel’s favorite holiday? Nut-mas.
104. Why don’t squirrels like to fly? They’re afraid of falling nut-first.
105. What do squirrels use to keep their hair in place? Nutty gel.
106. What’s a squirrel’s favorite board game? Nut-opoly.
107. What do you call a squirrel in a band? Drum-nut.
108. Why are squirrels so busy? They’re always working on a tight-nut schedule.
109. Why did the squirrel start a blog? To share its nutty adventures.
110. What do you call a squirrel with a top hat? Fancy Nutkins.
111. What’s a squirrel’s favorite superhero power? Nut-telepathy.
112. Why do squirrels love the ocean? They love the waves.
113. Why did the squirrel join the gardening club? It had a green paw.
114. What do squirrels use to fix their teeth? Braces and nut-retainers.
115. What do you call a squirrel who loves to daydream? A dream-nut.
116. What’s a squirrel’s favorite salad? Walnut and apple salad.
117. Why don’t squirrels like horror movies? They get too squirrely.
118. What do you call a squirrel who loves to take baths? Clean Nutkins.
119. What’s a squirrel’s favorite seasoning? Nut-meg.
120. What do squirrels like to do on the weekend? Nut-ting much, just relax.
121. Why did the squirrel become a poet? It was inspired by the beauty of nature.
122. What’s a squirrel’s favorite pasta? Spag-nut-ti.
123. What do you call a squirrel who loves boxing? Nut Tyson.
124. Why do squirrels love yoga? They get to do the tree pose.
125. What’s a squirrel’s favorite card game? Go nutty.
126. Why don’t squirrels like the snow? It’s too cold for their paws.
127. What do you call a squirrel that likes to write? An author-nut.
128. What’s a squirrel’s favorite candy bar? Nut-kat.
129. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of pie? Pecan pie.
130. Why did the squirrel wear sunglasses? To look cool in the heat.
131. What do you call a squirrel who can do magic tricks? Houdi-nut.
132. Why do squirrels like to sunbathe? They love to feel the warmth on their fur.
133. What do squirrels wear to bed? Pajam-nuts.
134. Why did the squirrel bring a flashlight? To lighten up the mood.
135. What’s a squirrel’s favorite breakfast? Nut-ella toast.
136. What do you call a squirrel who likes to clean? Tidy Nutkins.
137. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and acorn jam.
138. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of weather? When it’s raining acorns.
139. What do squirrels like to do at the beach? Build sand castles.
140. What’s a squirrel’s favorite dessert? Nutty Buddy.
141. Why did the squirrel go to the opera? To listen to the high notes.
142. What do you call a squirrel that loves photography? A snap-nut.
143. Why do squirrels love to garden? They love to plant oak trees.
144. What do you call a squirrel that likes to jog? Run-nut.
145. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of shoe? Sneak-nuts.
146. Why did the squirrel bring a map? It didn’t want to get lost in the woods.
147. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of soup? Nutty bisque.
148. Why do squirrels love the library? They love to read a good tail.
149. What do you call a squirrel that loves to sing? Nut-king Cole.
150. What’s a squirrel’s favorite motto? Life is nut-ter without adventure!

Phew!

Those were some nut-cracking puns, right?

Remember, in humor, there’s no such thing as “too much.” Let’s go nuts for puns!