145 sesame street jokes
- Why was Cookie Monster feeling blue?
- Because he ate all the cookies and had none left for later!
- What is Elmo’s favorite school subject?
- Elmo-ntary math!
- Why doesn’t Oscar the Grouch use a computer?
- He hates Windows!
- How does Bert tie his shoes?
- With Sesame Strings!
- Why did Big Bird go to the therapist?
- He couldn’t stop tweeting!
- Why was Grover feeling super?
- He just had his alphabet soup!
- How did the Count von Count become a gardener?
- He couldn’t resist planting numbers!
- Why did Cookie Monster apply to the bakery?
- He thought they were hiring cookie testers!
- What does Elmo say when he scores a goal in soccer?
- Elm-Goal!
- Why is Oscar the Grouch so good at basketball?
- He’s great at trash talk!
- How does Big Bird send his mail?
- By air mail!
- Why did Abby Cadabby stop playing hide and seek with Elmo?
- Because wherever he was, there would be laughing!
- What does the Count say at his birthday party?
- Let’s Count the candles!
- Why does Cookie Monster never lose at poker?
- Because he always has a good hand when there’s a cookie at stake!
- How does Oscar the Grouch like his coffee?
- Just like himself, bitter!
- Why does Big Bird never get lost?
- Because he always stands head and shoulders above the rest!
- What’s Bert’s favorite type of music?
- Be-Bert and beyond!
- What does Elmo call a cookie that tells jokes?
- A Snickerdoodle!
- Why is Grover always ready for an adventure?
- He’s always up for some globe-trotting!
- How did Cookie Monster fix his cookie jar?
- With icing!
- Why does Ernie love bath time?
- Because he gets to spend time with Rubber Duckie!
- What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite salad?
- Magic-aroni salad!
- What game does Oscar the Grouch hate to play?
- Trashketball!
- Why did Big Bird go to the party?
- He was the life of the party, after all, he’s a party animal!
- Why does Bert love his paper clip collection?
- Because it’s his link to happiness!
- Why did the Count go to school?
- He wanted to learn his 1, 2, 3s!
- Why did Elmo take his clock to school?
- He wanted to have time to play!
- How does Cookie Monster eat so many cookies without gaining weight?
- They’re all low-carb, of course!
- What’s Oscar’s favorite song?
- “Trashin’ Through the Snow!”
- Why doesn’t Grover wear shoes?
- He’s got super feet!
- How does Big Bird organize a party?
- He tweets all his friends!
- What’s Bert’s favorite part of a joke?
- The punchline, it’s like a paperclip holding the joke together!
- What does Cookie Monster put on his spaghetti?
- Cookie crumbs!
- Why doesn’t the Count use a calculator?
- Because he always counts on himself!
- Why did Elmo bring a ladder to school?
- To get to the top of the class!
- Why did Abby Cadabby bring a wand to a football game?
- She thought it was a match of quidditch!
- How does Big Bird light up his nest?
- With a birdhouse lamp!
- What does Oscar the Grouch do with his old cans?
- He cans them!
- What’s Grover’s favorite superhero?
- Super Grover, of course!
- How does Bert keep his hair so neat?
- He uses paper clip clips!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite game?
- Elmo says!
- Why did the Count join the baseball team?
- Because he’s good at counting runs!
- Why did Cookie Monster go to the dentist?
- He had a cookie tooth!
- Why did Oscar the Grouch move to Sesame Street?
- He heard it was a trashy neighborhood!
- What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite spell?
- Abraca-cuteness!
- Why did Big Bird go to the art museum?
- He wanted to see the early bird paintings!
- What do you call a monster who shares cookies?
- A Munchster!
- What kind of sandwich does Elmo make?
- A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich!
- How does Oscar keep his trash can so tidy?
- He has a rubbish routine!
- Why does the Count make an excellent umpire?
- He never misses a count!
- Why did Grover join the circus?
- He wanted to be a high-flyer!
- What does Abby Cadabby eat for breakfast?
- Fairy-o’s!
- Why doesn’t Cookie Monster eat cake?
- Because it’s not a cookie!
- Why does Elmo have so many friends?
- He’s so elm-braceable!
- Why doesn’t Oscar ever get cold?
- He’s always surrounded by cans-dle heat!
- Why does Bert love the library?
- It’s the only place where paperclips and books come together!
- How did the Count win the race?
- He took it one step at a time!
- What does Grover call his grandma?
- Granny Grover!
- What does Big Bird wear when it rains?
- A big bird umbrella!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite fruit?
- Elmo-nade apples!
- Why did Oscar the Grouch refuse to shake hands?
- He didn’t want to handle the situation!
- What did Cookie Monster say to the cookie dough?
- You’re about to crumble!
- Why did Abby Cadabby bring a wand to a math test?
- She wanted to make the problems disappear!
- Why did Big Bird join the choir?
- He wanted to tweet in harmony!
- What does Elmo do when he sees a sad friend?
- He tickles them!
- What does Grover say when he’s surprised?
- Oh my Grover!
- What’s Oscar’s favorite sport?
- Can-oeing!
- Why is Bert such a good friend?
- He always clips together a solution!
- How did the Count get into the concert?
- He was with the band, he counts the beat!
- Why did Cookie Monster bring a bucket to the cookie shop?
- He wanted a bucket of cookies!
- How does Abby Cadabby brush her hair?
- With a magic comb!
- Why did Big Bird paint his house yellow?
- He wanted to feel right at home!
- Why did Elmo take a nap in the garden?
- He wanted to sleep under the elm trees!
- How does Oscar stay in shape?
- By lifting trash cans!
- Why did Grover start a gardening club?
- He wanted to plant the seeds of friendship!
- What’s Bert’s favorite pizza topping?
- Paperclip-eroni!
- Why does Cookie Monster love to share?
- Because sharing is a batch of fun!
- What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite type of weather?
- Wand-erful sunshine!
- How did the Count become a champion swimmer?
- He was always good at making waves count!
- How does Big Bird stay safe on the street?
- He always looks both ways before crossing, after all, he can see far away!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite vegetable?
- Elmo-ccoli!
- What’s Oscar the Grouch’s favorite movie?
- “Gone with the Waste!”
- Why did Grover go to the library?
- To check out the super books!
- Why is Bert such a great companion?
- He’s always on the clip of excitement!
- Why did Abby Cadabby go to the doctor?
- She had a case of wand rash!
- What does Big Bird wear to bed?
- His feathery pajamas!
- What does Elmo use to clean his teeth?
- Elm-o-fluoride toothpaste!
- How does Cookie Monster write his shopping list?
- With a cookie pen, of course!
- Why does the Count love astronomy?
- He loves to count the stars!
- What’s Oscar the Grouch’s favorite dish?
- Garbage stew!
- How does Grover stay warm in the winter?
- He wears a super scarf!
- Why does Bert enjoy cleaning?
- It’s a chance to organize his paperclip collection!
- Why does Abby Cadabby never miss a rainbow?
- She’s always on the lookout for gold at the end!
- How did Big Bird learn to dance?
- By doing the Birdie Boogie!
- Why does Elmo have so much energy?
- He eats his Elmo-tmeal every morning!
- How did Cookie Monster become a detective?
- He could always find the hidden cookies!
- Why did the Count start a bakery?
- He wanted to count the muffins!
- Why does Oscar the Grouch love thunderstorms?
- The louder the thunder, the groucher he gets!
- What’s Grover’s favorite day of the week?
- Super Sunday!
- Why did Bert start a band? – He wanted to rock and roll his paperclips!
- Why does Abby Cadabby love flying? – Because she always has a wand-erlust!
- Why did Big Bird cross the playground? – To get to the other slide!
- What does Elmo do at a disco? – He dances the Elmo-shuffle!
- Why does Cookie Monster love the bakery? – Because that’s where his friends crumble together!
- Why did the Count start a restaurant? – He wanted to count the customers!
- How does Oscar the Grouch celebrate his birthday? – By having a trash bash!
- Why does Grover love playing hide and seek? – He loves the thrill of the chase!
- What’s Bert’s favorite sandwich? – A paperclip PB&J!
- What does Abby Cadabby take to school? – Her spell-ing book!
- Why did Big Bird wear sunglasses to the beach? – He didn’t want to be a fried chicken!
- What does Elmo say when he’s excited? – Elm-oh my goodness!
- How does Cookie Monster eat ice cream? – One bite at a time, unless there’s a cookie on top!
- What’s the Count’s favorite pastime? – Counting sheep to fall asleep!
- Why did Oscar the Grouch get a pet worm? – He wanted a friend who understood his dirty humor!
- What’s Grover’s favorite kind of joke? – A super funny one!
- Why does Bert love puzzles? – They’re like paperclips, you just need to find where they fit!
- What does Abby Cadabby say when she makes a mistake? – Oops, I wand-ered off!
- How does Big Bird celebrate his birthday? – With a big bird-day cake!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite movie? – Elmo in Grouchland!
- Why does Cookie Monster love the beach? – He’s on the lookout for sand cookies!
- What does the Count do when he’s feeling lonely? – He starts counting his friends!
- Why did Oscar the Grouch get a job at the dump? – He thought it was a step up!
- What’s Grover’s favorite dance move? – The Super Spin!
- How does Bert sort his paperclip collection? – One clip at a time!
- Why did Abby Cadabby get a broomstick? – She thought it was a mega-wand!
- Why does Big Bird always carry a map? – He doesn’t want to miss any bird-watching spots!
- How does Elmo cheer up his friends? – With a tickle attack!
- Why did Cookie Monster bring a suitcase to the cookie factory? – He planned to take a lot of cookie souvenirs!
- What’s the Count’s favorite game? – Hide and go count!
- Why did Oscar the Grouch refuse to leave his trash can? – He didn’t want to be seen in a clean place!
- How does Grover unwind after a long day? – By reading a super book!
- What’s Bert’s favorite dance? – The paperclip twist!
- Why did Abby Cadabby join the spelling bee? – She thought they meant spell-casting!
- What does Big Bird do when he’s bored? – He nests a new joke!
- Why is Elmo so good at hide and seek? – He always keeps them tickled and distracted!
- Why did Cookie Monster go to the cookie convention? – He wanted to chip in his thoughts!
- What’s the Count’s favorite nursery rhyme? – One, Two, Buckle My Shoe!
- How does Oscar the Grouch stay cool in the summer? – He lives in a can-cooler!
- What’s Grover’s favorite bedtime story? – The Super Adventures of Grover!
- Why does Bert have a pigeon? – It’s another one to add to his paperclip count!
- Why did Abby Cadabby join the orchestra? – She wanted to play the magic flute!
- Why doesn’t Big Bird use an umbrella? – He loves to dance in the rain!
- What does Elmo do when he’s scared? – He sings to himself!
- How did Cookie Monster become a chef? – He wanted to cookielize the world!
- What’s the Count’s favorite dessert? – A count-let of ice cream!