145 sesame street jokes

  1. Why was Cookie Monster feeling blue?
    • Because he ate all the cookies and had none left for later!
  2. What is Elmo’s favorite school subject?
    • Elmo-ntary math!
  3. Why doesn’t Oscar the Grouch use a computer?
    • He hates Windows!
  4. How does Bert tie his shoes?
    • With Sesame Strings!
  5. Why did Big Bird go to the therapist?
    • He couldn’t stop tweeting!
  6. Why was Grover feeling super?
    • He just had his alphabet soup!
  7. How did the Count von Count become a gardener?
    • He couldn’t resist planting numbers!
  8. Why did Cookie Monster apply to the bakery?
    • He thought they were hiring cookie testers!
  9. What does Elmo say when he scores a goal in soccer?
    • Elm-Goal!
  10. Why is Oscar the Grouch so good at basketball?
    • He’s great at trash talk!
  11. How does Big Bird send his mail?
    • By air mail!
  12. Why did Abby Cadabby stop playing hide and seek with Elmo?
    • Because wherever he was, there would be laughing!
  13. What does the Count say at his birthday party?
    • Let’s Count the candles!
  14. Why does Cookie Monster never lose at poker?
    • Because he always has a good hand when there’s a cookie at stake!
  15. How does Oscar the Grouch like his coffee?
    • Just like himself, bitter!
  16. Why does Big Bird never get lost?
    • Because he always stands head and shoulders above the rest!
  17. What’s Bert’s favorite type of music?
    • Be-Bert and beyond!
  18. What does Elmo call a cookie that tells jokes?
    • A Snickerdoodle!
  19. Why is Grover always ready for an adventure?
    • He’s always up for some globe-trotting!
  20. How did Cookie Monster fix his cookie jar?
    • With icing!
  21. Why does Ernie love bath time?
    • Because he gets to spend time with Rubber Duckie!
  22. What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite salad?
    • Magic-aroni salad!
  23. What game does Oscar the Grouch hate to play?
    • Trashketball!
  24. Why did Big Bird go to the party?
    • He was the life of the party, after all, he’s a party animal!
  25. Why does Bert love his paper clip collection?
    • Because it’s his link to happiness!
  26. Why did the Count go to school?
    • He wanted to learn his 1, 2, 3s!
  27. Why did Elmo take his clock to school?
    • He wanted to have time to play!
  28. How does Cookie Monster eat so many cookies without gaining weight?
    • They’re all low-carb, of course!
  29. What’s Oscar’s favorite song?
    • “Trashin’ Through the Snow!”
  30. Why doesn’t Grover wear shoes?
    • He’s got super feet!
  31. How does Big Bird organize a party?
    • He tweets all his friends!
  32. What’s Bert’s favorite part of a joke?
    • The punchline, it’s like a paperclip holding the joke together!
  33. What does Cookie Monster put on his spaghetti?
    • Cookie crumbs!
  34. Why doesn’t the Count use a calculator?
    • Because he always counts on himself!
  35. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to school?
    • To get to the top of the class!
  36. Why did Abby Cadabby bring a wand to a football game?
    • She thought it was a match of quidditch!
  37. How does Big Bird light up his nest?
    • With a birdhouse lamp!
  38. What does Oscar the Grouch do with his old cans?
    • He cans them!
  39. What’s Grover’s favorite superhero?
    • Super Grover, of course!
  40. How does Bert keep his hair so neat?
    • He uses paper clip clips!
  41. What’s Elmo’s favorite game?
    • Elmo says!
  42. Why did the Count join the baseball team?
    • Because he’s good at counting runs!
  43. Why did Cookie Monster go to the dentist?
    • He had a cookie tooth!
  44. Why did Oscar the Grouch move to Sesame Street?
    • He heard it was a trashy neighborhood!
  45. What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite spell?
    • Abraca-cuteness!
  46. Why did Big Bird go to the art museum?
    • He wanted to see the early bird paintings!
  47. What do you call a monster who shares cookies?
    • A Munchster!
  48. What kind of sandwich does Elmo make?
    • A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich!
  49. How does Oscar keep his trash can so tidy?
    • He has a rubbish routine!
  50. Why does the Count make an excellent umpire?
    • He never misses a count!
  51. Why did Grover join the circus?
    • He wanted to be a high-flyer!
  52. What does Abby Cadabby eat for breakfast?
    • Fairy-o’s!
  53. Why doesn’t Cookie Monster eat cake?
    • Because it’s not a cookie!
  54. Why does Elmo have so many friends?
    • He’s so elm-braceable!
  55. Why doesn’t Oscar ever get cold?
    • He’s always surrounded by cans-dle heat!
  56. Why does Bert love the library?
    • It’s the only place where paperclips and books come together!
  57. How did the Count win the race?
    • He took it one step at a time!
  58. What does Grover call his grandma?
    • Granny Grover!
  59. What does Big Bird wear when it rains?
    • A big bird umbrella!
  60. What’s Elmo’s favorite fruit?
    • Elmo-nade apples!
  61. Why did Oscar the Grouch refuse to shake hands?
    • He didn’t want to handle the situation!
  62. What did Cookie Monster say to the cookie dough?
    • You’re about to crumble!
  63. Why did Abby Cadabby bring a wand to a math test?
    • She wanted to make the problems disappear!
  64. Why did Big Bird join the choir?
    • He wanted to tweet in harmony!
  65. What does Elmo do when he sees a sad friend?
    • He tickles them!
  66. What does Grover say when he’s surprised?
    • Oh my Grover!
  67. What’s Oscar’s favorite sport?
    • Can-oeing!
  68. Why is Bert such a good friend?
    • He always clips together a solution!
  69. How did the Count get into the concert?
    • He was with the band, he counts the beat!
  70. Why did Cookie Monster bring a bucket to the cookie shop?
    • He wanted a bucket of cookies!
  71. How does Abby Cadabby brush her hair?
    • With a magic comb!
  72. Why did Big Bird paint his house yellow?
    • He wanted to feel right at home!
  73. Why did Elmo take a nap in the garden?
    • He wanted to sleep under the elm trees!
  74. How does Oscar stay in shape?
    • By lifting trash cans!
  75. Why did Grover start a gardening club?
    • He wanted to plant the seeds of friendship!
  76. What’s Bert’s favorite pizza topping?
    • Paperclip-eroni!
  77. Why does Cookie Monster love to share?
    • Because sharing is a batch of fun!
  78. What’s Abby Cadabby’s favorite type of weather?
    • Wand-erful sunshine!
  79. How did the Count become a champion swimmer?
    • He was always good at making waves count!
  80. How does Big Bird stay safe on the street?
    • He always looks both ways before crossing, after all, he can see far away!
  81. What’s Elmo’s favorite vegetable?
    • Elmo-ccoli!
  82. What’s Oscar the Grouch’s favorite movie?
    • “Gone with the Waste!”
  83. Why did Grover go to the library?
    • To check out the super books!
  84. Why is Bert such a great companion?
    • He’s always on the clip of excitement!
  85. Why did Abby Cadabby go to the doctor?
    • She had a case of wand rash!
  86. What does Big Bird wear to bed?
    • His feathery pajamas!
  87. What does Elmo use to clean his teeth?
    • Elm-o-fluoride toothpaste!
  88. How does Cookie Monster write his shopping list?
    • With a cookie pen, of course!
  89. Why does the Count love astronomy?
    • He loves to count the stars!
  90. What’s Oscar the Grouch’s favorite dish?
    • Garbage stew!
  91. How does Grover stay warm in the winter?
    • He wears a super scarf!
  92. Why does Bert enjoy cleaning?
    • It’s a chance to organize his paperclip collection!
  93. Why does Abby Cadabby never miss a rainbow?
    • She’s always on the lookout for gold at the end!
  94. How did Big Bird learn to dance?
    • By doing the Birdie Boogie!
  95. Why does Elmo have so much energy?
    • He eats his Elmo-tmeal every morning!
  96. How did Cookie Monster become a detective?
    • He could always find the hidden cookies!
  97. Why did the Count start a bakery?
    • He wanted to count the muffins!
  98. Why does Oscar the Grouch love thunderstorms?
    • The louder the thunder, the groucher he gets!
  99. What’s Grover’s favorite day of the week?
    • Super Sunday!
  100. Why did Bert start a band? – He wanted to rock and roll his paperclips!
  101. Why does Abby Cadabby love flying? – Because she always has a wand-erlust!
  102. Why did Big Bird cross the playground? – To get to the other slide!
  103. What does Elmo do at a disco? – He dances the Elmo-shuffle!
  104. Why does Cookie Monster love the bakery? – Because that’s where his friends crumble together!
  105. Why did the Count start a restaurant? – He wanted to count the customers!
  106. How does Oscar the Grouch celebrate his birthday? – By having a trash bash!
  107. Why does Grover love playing hide and seek? – He loves the thrill of the chase!
  108. What’s Bert’s favorite sandwich? – A paperclip PB&J!
  109. What does Abby Cadabby take to school? – Her spell-ing book!
  110. Why did Big Bird wear sunglasses to the beach? – He didn’t want to be a fried chicken!
  111. What does Elmo say when he’s excited? – Elm-oh my goodness!
  112. How does Cookie Monster eat ice cream? – One bite at a time, unless there’s a cookie on top!
  113. What’s the Count’s favorite pastime? – Counting sheep to fall asleep!
  114. Why did Oscar the Grouch get a pet worm? – He wanted a friend who understood his dirty humor!
  115. What’s Grover’s favorite kind of joke? – A super funny one!
  116. Why does Bert love puzzles? – They’re like paperclips, you just need to find where they fit!
  117. What does Abby Cadabby say when she makes a mistake? – Oops, I wand-ered off!
  118. How does Big Bird celebrate his birthday? – With a big bird-day cake!
  119. What’s Elmo’s favorite movie? – Elmo in Grouchland!
  120. Why does Cookie Monster love the beach? – He’s on the lookout for sand cookies!
  121. What does the Count do when he’s feeling lonely? – He starts counting his friends!
  122. Why did Oscar the Grouch get a job at the dump? – He thought it was a step up!
  123. What’s Grover’s favorite dance move? – The Super Spin!
  124. How does Bert sort his paperclip collection? – One clip at a time!
  125. Why did Abby Cadabby get a broomstick? – She thought it was a mega-wand!
  126. Why does Big Bird always carry a map? – He doesn’t want to miss any bird-watching spots!
  127. How does Elmo cheer up his friends? – With a tickle attack!
  128. Why did Cookie Monster bring a suitcase to the cookie factory? – He planned to take a lot of cookie souvenirs!
  129. What’s the Count’s favorite game? – Hide and go count!
  130. Why did Oscar the Grouch refuse to leave his trash can? – He didn’t want to be seen in a clean place!
  131. How does Grover unwind after a long day? – By reading a super book!
  132. What’s Bert’s favorite dance? – The paperclip twist!
  133. Why did Abby Cadabby join the spelling bee? – She thought they meant spell-casting!
  134. What does Big Bird do when he’s bored? – He nests a new joke!
  135. Why is Elmo so good at hide and seek? – He always keeps them tickled and distracted!
  136. Why did Cookie Monster go to the cookie convention? – He wanted to chip in his thoughts!
  137. What’s the Count’s favorite nursery rhyme? – One, Two, Buckle My Shoe!
  138. How does Oscar the Grouch stay cool in the summer? – He lives in a can-cooler!
  139. What’s Grover’s favorite bedtime story? – The Super Adventures of Grover!
  140. Why does Bert have a pigeon? – It’s another one to add to his paperclip count!
  141. Why did Abby Cadabby join the orchestra? – She wanted to play the magic flute!
  142. Why doesn’t Big Bird use an umbrella? – He loves to dance in the rain!
  143. What does Elmo do when he’s scared? – He sings to himself!
  144. How did Cookie Monster become a chef? – He wanted to cookielize the world!
  145. What’s the Count’s favorite dessert? – A count-let of ice cream!

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