57+ sandwich jokes
- Why don’t sandwiches ever go to parties? They’re always getting eaten.
- What did the cheese sandwich say to the ham sandwich? “We’re all bread here!”
- Why did the sandwich get a ticket? It was caught rolling at a stop sign.
- Why did the bread break up with the sandwich filling? It felt crumby.
- What do you call a sandwich that you make in the spring? A May-o Sandwich.
- Why don’t sandwiches play hide and seek? Because they’re always found in the breadbox.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite song? “Rye Will Always Love You.”
- Why was the sandwich a good comedian? It always knew the mayo of getting a laugh!
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
- What do you call a sandwich made with two sweet potatoes? A Yamwich.
- Why did the bread go to the doctor? It had a yeast infection.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite dance move? The butter-fly.
- What do you call a sandwich at a bar? A sub-bartender.
- What do you call a lonely sandwich? Cheese and whiskers.
- What did the sandwich say when it was playing cards? “Deal me in, I’m on a roll.”
- Why did the sandwich go to the gym? It wanted to beef up.
- What do you call a fast sandwich? A speedy panini.
- How does a sandwich cut its hair? In layers.
- Why was the bread upset? Because it was feeling toasted.
- What do you call a sandwich in a can? A canned-wich.
- How does a sandwich tie its shoes? With a garlic knot.
- Why did the sandwich go to school? To get a little bit of crusting.
- What does a sandwich say on its birthday? Lettuce celebrate!
- Why did the sandwich go on vacation? It needed a little pita peace.
- How does a sandwich get around? It takes the sub-way.
- Why did the sandwich get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its fillings to itself.
- What do you call a sandwich with a PhD? A breaducated sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite city? New York, because it’s the home of the hero.
- Why do sandwiches make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of the bun.
- How does a sandwich say hello in French? Bonjourno, monsieur Baguette!
- What do you call a frozen sandwich? An Ice-berger.
- Why don’t sandwiches make good secret keepers? They have too many layers.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite sport? Butterball.
- What do you call a dramatic sandwich? A soap opera roll.
- How does a sandwich surf the internet? On the web-bread.
- Why do sandwiches make terrible baseball players? They always try to catch with their buns.
- Why did the sandwich get promoted? It was on a roll.
- What do you call a sandwich on a diet? A light lunch.
- How does a sandwich keep its pants up? With a bread belt.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite planet? Mars, because it’s full of Mars-hmallows.
- What do you call a nervous sandwich? A panini-ck attack.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite movie? Breadator.
- How do sandwiches fight? They roll with the punches.
- What do you call a sandwich that lives in a palace? A royal club.
- Why did the sandwich go to therapy? It couldn’t hold itself together.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite book? “War and Peas”.
- What do you call a sandwich made in the jungle? A Club Safari.
- Why was the sandwich good at golf? It always had the perfect chip shot.
- Why did the sandwich go to the concert? To see Bread Sheeran live.
- How does a sandwich tell time? With a lunch clock.
- What do you call a heavenly sandwich? A Holy Grill.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite instrument? The drumstick.
- How does a sandwich apologize? It says “Rye’m so sorry!”
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite TV show? “Game of Scones”.
- What’s a sandwich’s worst fear? Getting grilled.
- Why did the sandwich go to the bakery? To loaf around.
- What do you call a philosophical sandwich? A Socrates-sandwich.
- What do you call a vampire sandwich? A fangwich.
- Why did the sandwich go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high C’s (cheeses).
- What do you call an artistic sandwich? A Picasso-nic.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of math? Pi-neapple.
- Why was the sandwich a great poker player? It always had a full house…on rye.
- How does a sandwich flirt? It says, “Are you bready to go out?”
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite film noir? “Bun City.”
- What do you call a sandwich with an attitude? A sass-a-fras.
- What do you call a musical sandwich? A jam session.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite actor? Robert Breadford.
- What do you call a messy sandwich? A slopwich.
- Why did the sandwich go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its bun.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite pet? A Butter-fly.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite exercise? The breadlift.
- Why was the sandwich an excellent mediator? It always found the happy medium-rare.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of poetry? A haiku-batta.
- Why did the sandwich bring a sweater? It was cheddar outside.
- What do you call a nosy sandwich? A what’s-upwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite classic novel? “To Grill a Mockingbird.”
- Why did the sandwich blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of music? Pop (corn) music.
- How does a sandwich sing? In tuna.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite school subject? History, especially the French Breadvolution.
- Why was the sandwich a great journalist? It always found the meat of the story.
- What do you call a sandwich on a boat? A sandwich at sea.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite Star Wars character? Ham Solo.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite car? A Rolls-Royce.
- What do you call a lying sandwich? A ham-burglar.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of tree? A sandwich tree, of course!
- What do you call a sandwich in outer space? A UFO: Unidentified Flying Omelet.
- How does a sandwich ask someone to a dance? “Rye don’t we have a ball?”
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite superhero? Wonder-bread woman.
- What do you call a sandwich who’s good at math? A calculator.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite part of a computer? The chips.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of car? A Sub-aru.
- Why do sandwiches make good baseball players? They know the ‘butter’ way to pitch.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of dog? A bread retriever.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite holiday? Thanksgrilling.
- What do you call a sandwich that’s a computer whiz? A cyber-sandwich.
- Why did the sandwich go to jail? It was a repeat meat offender.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of shoe? Loaf-ers.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite bird? A dove because it comes on a roll.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of joke? A bun-liner.
- What do you call a sandwich that’s a good listener? An open-faced sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of flower? A rosemary.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of watch? A Swiss-watch.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite bedtime story? The Ginger-bread man.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of tea? Chai-cken.
- Why did the sandwich go to the beach? To catch some sun-dried tomatoes.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of painting? A Monet-sandwich.
- What do you call a magical sandwich? A Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Scone.
- What do you call a sandwich that’s a talented actor? A Ham-let.
- Why was the sandwich good at chess? Because it was always on the right track.
- Why was the sandwich a good musician? Because it always played by ear… of corn.
- Why did the sandwich bring an umbrella? Because it heard it was going to pour olive oil.
- Why did the sandwich win an award? Because it had the best supporting roll.
- Why was the sandwich a good spy? Because it always went under cover.
- What do you call a sandwich that loves to travel? A globe-trotter sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of garden? A bread garden.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of boat? A submarine sandwich.
- Why did the sandwich join the band? Because it had the chops.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of soap? Dove… it comes with olive oil.
- Why was the sandwich a good teacher? It always had the best food for thought.
- Why was the sandwich a good gardener? It had a green thumb… for cucumbers.
- Why did the sandwich visit the museum? To see the ancient grains.
- What do you call a sandwich that tells fortunes? A mystic sandwich.
- Why was the sandwich a good athlete? It always had good buns.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite weather? Toasty and warm.
- Why did the sandwich go to the barber? To get a fresh cut.
- What do you call a sandwich that can fix anything? A handyman-wich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of hat? A cap-icola.
- Why was the sandwich a good driver? It knew how to roll with the punches.
- What do you call a sandwich that’s always late? A behind-the-time sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite piece of furniture? A dining roll.
- Why did the sandwich go to the casino? To play roll-ette.
- What do you call a sandwich in a tuxedo? A classy sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of house? A villa on the Rye-vera.
- Why did the sandwich join the army? To serve and protect the lunch.
- Why did the sandwich become a politician? Because it was pro-volone.
- Why was the sandwich good at basketball? Because it was always on a roll.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of pet? A breaded dragon.
- Why did the sandwich go to the party? To have a ball!
- What do you call a sandwich that goes to church? A holy roller.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of coffee? French roast… for the French bread.
- What do you call a sandwich in a fairy tale? Once upon a time-wich.
- Why was the sandwich a good investor? It always had a lot of dough.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite game? Rye-n Seek.
- Why did the sandwich become a movie star? Because it always had a roll to play.
- What do you call a sandwich in a forest? A wildlife sandwich.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of fish? A breaded fish.
- Why did the sandwich become a detective? Because it had good instincts… and great taste.
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite quote? “To be, or not to be, that is the question… for my next sandwich order.”