150 lunch jokes

  1. Why don’t you want to have lunch with a team of footballers? Because if you pass the salt, they might just kick it!
  2. What’s a chicken’s favorite type of lunch? Peck-ish food!
  3. Why did the sandwich go to therapy? It had a lot of stuffing inside.
  4. What’s the lunch called when you eat at the beach? A sandwich.
  5. What do elves use to take notes at lunch? Their elf-abet soup!
  6. Why was the tomato blushing at lunch? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  7. Why don’t eggs go to lunch? They’re afraid of getting beaten!
  8. Why don’t secrets make a good lunch? Because it’s hard to keep them down.
  9. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  10. Why did the cookie cry at lunchtime? Because his mom was a wafer too long!
  11. Why do we invite mushrooms to lunch parties? Because they’re such fungis!
  12. Why did the apple stop in the middle of lunch? It ran out of juice.
  13. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday lunch? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  14. Why don’t computers take their lunch? Because they start to byte!
  15. What’s a cat’s favorite lunch? Mice-cream!
  16. Why did the pasta go to lunch? Because it had too much on its plate!
  17. What’s a ghost’s favorite lunch? Boologna sandwiches!
  18. Why was the broom late for lunch? It over swept!
  19. Why don’t some people have lunch in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  20. Why was the sandwich a good detective? It always knew how to catch a roll.
  21. Why was the math book sad during lunch? Because it had too many problems.
  22. Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
  23. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  24. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  25. Why was the bread loaf at the psychiatrist’s office? It was feeling crumby!
  26. Why did the potato go to the party? Because it’s a spud muffin.
  27. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  28. Why did the salad go to the studio? Because it was a rap!
  29. Why don’t you feed your lunch to a snake? Because you can’t trust them when they say it was ‘hiss-terical’.
  30. Why don’t we tell secrets on the farm? Because the corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes!
  31. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get their buns in shape!
  32. Why don’t vampires eat lunch? Because they heard it comes with steaks.
  33. Why did the turkey sit next to the lettuce? To make a club sandwich.
  34. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  35. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  36. Why did the potato go to the party? Because it’s a spud muffin.
  37. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  38. Why was the bread loaf at the psychiatrist’s office? It was feeling crumby!
  39. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie”!
  40. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  41. Why did the salad go to the studio? Because it was a rap!
  42. Why don’t you feed your lunch to a snake? Because you can’t trust them when they say it was ‘hiss-terical’.
  43. Why don’t we tell secrets on the farm? Because the corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes!
  44. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get their buns in shape!
  45. Why don’t vampires eat lunch? Because they heard it comes with steaks.
  46. Why did the turkey sit next to the lettuce? To make a club sandwich.
  47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  48. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  49. Why don’t aliens eat lunch? Because it takes light years for the food to arrive!
  50. What’s the hardest part of making lunch? Trying not to eat it while you’re cooking.
  51. Why did the noodle break up with the sauce? It couldn’t handle the pasta-tivity.
  52. What’s a pirate’s favorite lunch? Arrrrrrrrtbichokes!
  53. Why was the grape upset at lunchtime? It was in a jam.
  54. Why did the sandwich cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  55. Why did the pizza chef go broke? He just couldn’t make enough dough!
  56. Why didn’t the bread go to the lunch party? It felt too crusty.
  57. Why did the bread roll? It saw the butter knife coming!
  58. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
  59. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
  60. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  61. Why was the tomato the last one to finish lunch? It couldn’t ketchup.
  62. What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal? Launch!
  63. Why don’t some lunches make good detectives? Because they always leave a trail of crumbs!
  64. Why did the bread break up with the butter? They had a toast disagreement.
  65. Why don’t we play hide and seek with lunch? Because good food is always hard to find.
  66. Why did the piece of toast go to the doctor? It felt jammed!
  67. Why did the salad go to the music concert? It wanted to see the band “Romaine” in action.
  68. What do you call a group of musical vegetables? A beet-band.
  69. Why do tomatoes make terrible secret agents? They always ketchup.
  70. Why did the bacon laugh at the tomato? Because the lettuce was ahead.
  71. What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
  72. What did the patty say to the bun at the barbecue? Let’s meat in the middle!
  73. Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
  74. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  75. Why did the cucumber turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  76. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!
  77. What did the carrot say to the celery at lunchtime? Lettuce eat!
  78. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
  79. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
  80. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
  81. What did the mother cheese tell the baby cheese? Brie-ware of the dangers in the world!
  82. Why did the man put lettuce in his computer? He wanted to have a byte!
  83. Why did the cookie go to the nurse during lunch? Because it felt crumby.
  84. Why did the pancake sue the baseball player? It got battered too much!
  85. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because it was a fungi!
  86. Why did the avocado turn green? It was peeling bad!
  87. Why did the sandwich get an award? It was on a roll!
  88. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
  89. Why was the belt arrested at lunch? It was holding up a pair of pants.
  90. Why don’t cannibals eat comedians for lunch? They taste funny!
  91. Why did the chicken sandwich blush? It saw the mayo!
  92. Why was the French bread arrested? It was loafing around too much!
  93. What’s the lunch called that’s always in a hurry? Fast-food!
  94. Why do we never trust a burrito? Because they always spill the beans!
  95. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  96. Why don’t lunches fight? Because they come in peas!
  97. Why did the lettuce turn red at lunchtime? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  98. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? They can easily crack!
  99. Why did the potato argue with the onion? Because the onion was a bad spud.
  100. Why did the burger go to the party? It heard there were a lot of seasoned veterans there!
  101. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
  102. Why do lunch boxes always win at hide-and-seek? They always take their lunch!
  103. What’s a lunch bell’s favorite type of music? Bell-y dancing.
  104. Why do breakfast cereals never win a race against lunch? Because they always choke at the finish!
  105. Why did the sandwich walk out of the meeting? It felt too spread thin.
  106. Why did the bacon go to school? To meat new people.
  107. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to wake up? It was pasta bedtime.
  108. Why don’t we let lunches play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  109. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a movie? The roles were not to its linking.
  110. Why did the piece of bread break up with the jar of jam? It felt smothered.
  111. Why don’t some lunches make good comedians? They often crack under pressure.
  112. Why did the sandwich fail the test? It got too jammed up on the answers.
  113. Why did the celery break up with the carrot? It found peeling with someone else.
  114. Why did the salad go to jail? It was caught dressing in public.
  115. Why did the lettuce win the race? It was ahead.
  116. Why did the lunch go to school? To get a little breader.
  117. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
  118. Why did the tomato go to the party? To ketchup with his friends.
  119. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
  120. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? I’m the wiener!
  121. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
  122. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
  123. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut.
  124. Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
  125. Why did the grape never get promoted? It couldn’t stop whining.
  126. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it.
  127. What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone? Jalapeno business!
  128. What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the Pope? Holy Guacamole!
  129. Why did the yoghurt go to the art exhibition? It was cultured.
  130. Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? To make ends meat.
  131. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
  132. Why did the cucumber see the doctor? It was in a pickle.
  133. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
  134. Why did the salad go to the party? It heard there was going to be extra dressing.
  135. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  136. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  137. Why did the pie go to a dentist? Because it needed a filling.
  138. Why did the sushi blush? It saw the wasabi.
  139. What do you call a nervous hot dog? A frank-fretter.
  140. Why did the lettuce turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
  141. What’s a skeleton’s favorite lunch? Bone-broth!
  142. What do you call a scared pizza? A pan-za!
  143. Why did the cheese go to the party? Because it was sharp!
  144. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
  145. Why did the bread go to the bakery? It needed more dough.
  146. Why did the bacon laugh at the tomato? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  147. What did one lunch say to the other? “Are you bready for this?”
  148. Why don’t eggs go on dates? They get beaten up too easily!
  149. Why did the lunchbox get lost? It took a turn for the wurst.
  150. And finally, why was the sandwich good at baseball? Because it always knew the buns!

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