101 Turkey Puns

Turkeys may be associated with Thanksgiving, but these feathered friends have a knack for humor that goes well beyond the dinner table. From waddling into libraries for a good “gobble-tale” to showcasing their love for dance in the “gobble-ena,” these birds have more than just delicious meat to offer.

Get ready to feast on a platter of laughter with a cornucopia of turkey puns that will have you gobbling up these jokes faster than you can say, “Drumstick, please!”

Top 101 Turkey Puns:

1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.

2. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

3. Why didn’t the turkey bake properly? It wasn’t stuffed enough.

4. What do you call a turkey that’s a ghost? A poultry-geist.

5. Why did the turkey sit on the mushroom? Because there wasn’t mushroom elsewhere!

6. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

7. What do you call a turkey during hunting season? Fast food.

8. Why did the turkey join a dance class? To learn the “gobble-et”.

9. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table so proud? Because it was stuffed.

10. What do turkeys use to fix their homes? Gobble-glue.

11. What do you call a bird that’s careful with money? A budg-etarian turkey.
12. What do you call a frozen bird? A brrrr-d turkey.
13. Why don’t turkeys fly well? They can’t wing it.
14. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little “gobble-ledge.”
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? Wing-lifts.
17. What do turkeys write their homework in? Gobble-lets.
18. What do you call a troublemaking turkey? A gobble-maker.
19. Why was the turkey always losing things? Because he always gobbled them up!
20. Why was the turkey at the disco? He had the gobble-groove.
21. What do you call a turkey with a bad temper? Hot gobbler.
22. What do you call a turkey with a great personality? A charming gobbler.
23. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to its in-laws? It knew it’d get stuffed.
24. What do you call a turkey after it’s been counted? A tally-bird.
25. Why did the turkey become an artist? Because it had a natural palette.
26. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the stuffing.
27. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The gobble-ena.
28. Why do turkeys always agree? Because they’re yes-birds.
29. What kind of key won’t open any door? A turkey.
30. Why did the turkey blush? Because it saw the stuffing.
31. Why did the turkey go to the mechanic? It needed a tune-gobble.
32. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as it can’t hear you!
33. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.
34. What do you call a stuffed animal turkey? A cuddle gobbler.
35. Why did the turkey wear a disguise? It was hiding from the gravy.
36. What do you call a turkey that’s gone bad? Malfeatherant.
37. Why was the turkey at the casino? It was feeling plucky.
38. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
39. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving.
40. Why did the turkey become a news reporter? To get all the “scoop.”
41. Why was the turkey always lost? It kept using fowl directions.
42. What do you call a turkey on a tropical island? A gobble-ada.
43. Why did the turkey study music? To improve its gobble-chord.
44. What’s a turkey’s favorite state? Gobble-fornia.
45. What do you call a turkey that’s good at bowling? A turkey strike.
46. Why do turkeys make terrible secretaries? They tend to gobble the information.
47. Why did the turkey join the navy? To master the gobble-ship.
48. What do you call a turkey that loves soccer? A gobble-kicker.
49. Why did the turkey become an actor? It was good at gobbler-drama.
50. Why don’t turkeys use computers? They’re afraid of the net.
51. What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
52. Why did the turkey ride the roller coaster? It wanted to ruffle its feathers.
53. What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A snobble.
54. Why did the turkey go to the bakery? It wanted a fresh roll.
55. What do you call a turkey that lives in a haunted house? A gobble-boo.
56. Why did the turkey go to the moon? It wanted a gobble-lunar adventure.
57. What do you call a turkey on Christmas? Lost.
58. Why did the turkey go to the library? It wanted to read a “gobble-tale”.
59. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “Gobble-ody Gook.”
60. What do you call a turkey with lots of friends? Popular poultry.
61. Why did the turkey go to the police station? It was reporting fowl play.
62. Why was the turkey always calm? It knew how to keep its feathers unruffled.
63. Why did the turkey go to the shoe store? It wanted some gobble-gobblers.
64. What do you call a turkey who likes to swim? A bubble-gobbler.
65. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Well done.
66. Why did the turkey go to the opera? To hear the gobble-rias.
67. What do you call a turkey in winter? A snowbird.
68. Why don’t turkeys like fast food? It’s too fowl for them.
69. Why was the turkey good at math? Because it was a number-gobbler.
70. What do you call a turkey who loves art? A paint-gobbler.
71. Why did the turkey join the space program? To get a gobble-galactic view.
72. Why did the turkey get a time-out? It was accused of fowl play.
73. What do you call a turkey on vacation? A trip-gobbler.
74. Why did the turkey go to the museum? To see the gobbler-exhibits.
75. What do you call a turkey at the North Pole? Lost… very lost.
76. Why did the turkey read a self-help book? To become a better gobbler.
77. What do you call a turkey in the jungle? A gobble-constrictor.
78. Why did the turkey go to the bar? To get a gobble-tini.
79. What do you call a turkey that has been knighted? Sir Gobbles.
80. Why did the turkey go to a yoga class? To do the gobble-asana.
81. What do you call a turkey with sunglasses? A cool gobbler.
82. Why did the turkey become a chef? To master the art of gobble-met cooking.
83. What do you call a turkey that’s been in the sun too long? Roasted.
84. Why was the turkey always first? It was in a hurry to gobble.
85. What do you call a turkey at a rock concert? A headbobbler.
86. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To have some sand-wiches.
87. What do you call a turkey in a tutu? A ballet-gobbler.
88. Why did the turkey visit the farm? To meet some chick-gobblers.
89. What do you call a turkey in the desert? Dry.
90. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To do some gobble-squats.
91. What do you call a turkey on a skateboard? A roll-gobbler.
92. Why did the turkey go to the dentist? To get its gobble-teeth checked.
93. What do you call a turkey that lives underground? A dig-gobbler.
94. Why did the turkey go to the spa? To relax and gobble-inate.
95. What do you call a turkey on a mountain? A high-gobbler.
96. Why did the turkey become a gardener? To tend to its gobble-roses.
97. What do you call a turkey on a boat? A sail-gobbler.
98. Why did the turkey go to the forest? To have some tree-t.
99. What do you call a turkey at a picnic? A snack-gobbler.
100. Why did the turkey become a writer? To pen gobble-ographies.
101. What do you call a turkey that’s ready for Thanksgiving? Dinner.

Conclusion

As we wrap up this plucky collection of turkey puns, it’s clear these birds are more than just a main course at Thanksgiving dinner—they’re the unsung heroes of poultry humor! From their penchant for dancing to their adventuresome spirit in space, turkeys prove they’re more than just a delicious meal.

So, the next time you see a turkey strutting its stuff, remember the laughs they’ve brought and appreciate these gobble-worthy jokes that make every day feel like a turkey-tastic celebration!