150 lost jokes

  1. Why don’t secrets get lost? Because they always find their way around!
  2. Why did the music note get lost? It couldn’t find its key!
  3. What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf!
  4. Why did the soccer ball get lost? It just couldn’t find the goal!
  5. Why don’t cats ever get lost? They always land on their paws!
  6. Why do lemons never get lost? They always leave a sour trail!
  7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and got lost!
  8. What do you call a lost dinosaur? A tyranno-where-is-it.
  9. Why did the pencil get lost? It didn’t know the point!
  10. What do you call a lost skeleton? A bone-anza!
  11. What do you call a lost corn? Corn-fused!
  12. Why did the needle get lost in the haystack? It had a point to prove!
  13. Why did the pancake get lost on its way to the breakfast table? It flipped out!
  14. Why did the vampire get lost? He was a bat with no sense of direction!
  15. Why don’t astronomers get lost? They always follow the stars!
  16. Why did the rhythm get lost? It couldn’t keep the beat!
  17. Why did the sandwich get lost? It went on a roll!
  18. What do you call a lost ocean? A where-d-it-go!
  19. Why did the alphabet get lost? It couldn’t find the right letters!
  20. What do you call a lost number? A numb-where!
  21. Why did the compass get lost? It lost its sense of direction!
  22. Why did the clock get lost? It lost track of time!
  23. Why did the shoe get lost? It took the wrong foot-path!
  24. Why did the chicken get lost? It didn’t cross the road correctly!
  25. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
  26. Why did the computer get lost? It lost its memory!
  27. Why did the chalk get lost? It couldn’t find the blackboard!
  28. Why did the popcorn get lost? It popped off track!
  29. What do you call a lost piece of candy? A choco-where!
  30. Why did the football get lost? It couldn’t find the end zone!
  31. Why did the pizza get lost? It lost its slice of direction!
  32. What do you call a lost astronaut? An astro-not-sure!
  33. Why did the sun get lost? It couldn’t find its spot!
  34. What do you call a lost planet? A plan-where!
  35. Why did the candle get lost? It couldn’t find its wick-end way!
  36. Why did the blanket get lost? It just needed some covering!
  37. Why did the music playlist get lost? It couldn’t find its track!
  38. What do you call a lost bird? A fly-stray!
  39. Why did the eraser get lost? It was wiped from memory!
  40. Why did the ghost get lost? It couldn’t find its haunt!
  41. Why did the pirate get lost? He couldn’t find the X on the map!
  42. Why did the golf ball get lost? It lost its swing!
  43. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired to find its way!
  44. Why did the rainbow get lost? It couldn’t find its pot of gold!
  45. What do you call a lost doughnut? A dough-where!
  46. Why did the calculator get lost? It lost count!
  47. Why did the light bulb get lost? It wasn’t too bright!
  48. Why did the teddy bear get lost? It couldn’t bear the right path!
  49. Why did the spider get lost? It couldn’t find its web way!
  50. What do you call a lost bee? A buzzed-off!
  51. Why did the fish get lost? It lost its school!
  52. Why did the bread get lost? It couldn’t find the loafing area!
  53. Why did the phone get lost? It was on silent mode!
  54. Why did the car get lost? It couldn’t find its parking spot!
  55. What do you call a lost frog? A toad-ally lost!
  56. Why did the belt get lost? It couldn’t buckle up!
  57. Why did the juice get lost? It couldn’t find the squeeze!
  58. Why did the towel get lost? It got hung up on the wrong rack!
  59. Why did the key get lost? It couldn’t find the keyhole!
  60. Why did the flower get lost? It couldn’t find the bouquet!
  61. What do you call a lost elephant? An eleph-where!
  62. Why did the paper get lost? It took a wrong fold!
  63. Why did the snake get lost? It couldn’t find the hiss-way!
  64. Why did the leaf get lost? It fell off the tree!
  65. Why did the TV get lost? It couldn’t find the right channel!
  66. What do you call a lost book? A novel idea gone astray!
  67. Why did the photo get lost? It couldn’t find the frame!
  68. Why did the hat get lost? It got blown away!
  69. Why did the apple get lost? It couldn’t find the orchard!
  70. Why did the sauce get lost? It couldn’t ketchup!
  71. What do you call a lost ant? An insignifi-cant!
  72. Why did the pillow get lost? It couldn’t find its bed!
  73. Why did the zipper get lost? It lost its track!
  74. Why did the omelette get lost? It couldn’t find the eggxit!
  75. What do you call a lost balloon? A helium help me!
  76. Why did the honey get lost? It couldn’t find the bee-line!
  77. Why did the glass get lost? It couldn’t find its reflection!
  78. What do you call a lost card? A deck-duction!
  79. Why did the boat get lost? It missed the dock!
  80. Why did the smoke get lost? It couldn’t find the chimney!
  81. What do you call a lost cow? A moo-ving target!
  82. Why did the ice cream get lost? It melted away!
  83. Why did the battery get lost? It couldn’t find its positive side!
  84. Why did the salt get lost? It spilled!
  85. What do you call a lost pizza slice? A piz-where!
  86. Why did the fly get lost? It couldn’t find the swat team!
  87. Why did the pebble get lost? It couldn’t find the rock band!
  88. Why did the river get lost? It took a wrong turn!
  89. What do you call a lost turtle? A shell-shocked wanderer!
  90. Why did the suitcase get lost? It took a wrong flight!
  91. Why did the onion get lost? It made everyone cry!
  92. What do you call a lost vampire bat? A blood seeker!
  93. Why did the match get lost? It got struck by confusion!
  94. Why did the USB get lost? It couldn’t find the right port!
  95. What do you call a lost dog? A bark-ward explorer!
  96. Why did the puzzle piece get lost? It couldn’t find the right fit!
  97. Why did the pencil sharpener get lost? It couldn’t find its point!
  98. What do you call a lost butterfly? A flutter-away!
  99. Why did the raindrop get lost? It got caught up in the storm!
  100. What do you call a lost coffee bean? A brew-sader!
  101. Why did the tie get lost? It got knotted up in confusion!
  102. Why did the book get lost? It couldn’t find the right page!
  103. What do you call a lost soda can? A fizz-appeared!
  104. Why did the mustard get lost? It couldn’t cut the mustard!
  105. Why did the donkey get lost? It couldn’t find the right bray!
  106. What do you call a lost noodle? A pasta-stray!
  107. Why did the stamp get lost? It couldn’t stick to the plan!
  108. Why did the feather get lost? It just got carried away!
  109. What do you call a lost toy? A play-missed!
  110. Why did the garden get lost? It couldn’t find the root cause!
  111. Why did the milk get lost? It couldn’t find the moo-way!
  112. What do you call a lost cricket? A chirp-verted!
  113. Why did the mug get lost? It couldn’t handle the right way!
  114. Why did the burger get lost? It couldn’t find the right bun!
  115. What do you call a lost coin? A cent-less wanderer!
  116. Why did the hairbrush get lost? It couldn’t comb through the confusion!
  117. Why did the glasses get lost? They couldn’t see the right way!
  118. What do you call a lost kitten? A cat-astrophe!
  119. Why did the scarecrow get lost? It couldn’t find the field!
  120. Why did the mirror get lost? It was reflecting too much!
  121. What do you call a lost seashell? A shell-shocked explorer!
  122. Why did the muffin get lost? It couldn’t find the bakery!
  123. Why did the tree get lost? It couldn’t find the forest!
  124. What do you call a lost squirrel? A nut-case!
  125. Why did the egg get lost? It couldn’t crack the case!
  126. Why did the butterfly get lost? It couldn’t find the right flower!
  127. What do you call a lost panda? A bam-boo-hoo!
  128. Why did the lamp get lost? It couldn’t find the light!
  129. Why did the paintbrush get lost? It couldn’t find the palette!
  130. What do you call a lost snowflake? A flake off course!
  131. Why did the sausage get lost? It couldn’t find the barbecue!
  132. Why did the blanket get lost? It couldn’t cover its tracks!
  133. What do you call a lost remote? A control freak out!
  134. Why did the kangaroo get lost? It couldn’t find the right hop!
  135. Why did the guitar get lost? It couldn’t find the right note!
  136. What do you call a lost antelope? A cantaloupe!
  137. Why did the lemonade get lost? It couldn’t find the right squeeze!
  138. Why did the stove get lost? It couldn’t handle the heat!
  139. What do you call a lost chameleon? A can’t-see-me-on!
  140. Why did the headphones get lost? They couldn’t find the right tune!
  141. Why did the map get lost? It couldn’t find its destination!
  142. What do you call a lost pancake? A flippin’ mystery!
  143. Why did the pickle get lost? It was in a real pickle!
  144. Why did the radio get lost? It couldn’t find the right frequency!
  145. What do you call a lost bee? A B-line mishap!
  146. Why did the calendar get lost? It couldn’t find the right date!
  147. Why did the broom get lost? It swept the wrong way!
  148. What do you call a lost duck? A quack-tracked!
  149. Why did the kite get lost? It couldn’t find the wind!
  150. Why did the ladder get lost? It couldn’t find the next step!

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