150 Battery Jokes

Looking for a charge of laughter? Get ready to spark some amusement with a collection of electrifying battery jokes! From scientists’ wit to puns that could power up a room, these jokes cover the entire spectrum of scientific humor.

Dive into the world of atoms, DNA, physicists, biologists, and more as we explore the hilariously charged universe of science-related humor.

Battery Jokes

Top 150 Battery Jokes:

  1. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
Battery Joke 1
Battery Joke 1
  1. Why did the photon refuse to check a suitcase at the airport? It was traveling light!
Battery Joke 2
Battery Joke 2
  1. Why did the biologist go to the party alone? He didn’t have any “organ”ism to go with him.
Battery Joke 3
Battery Joke 3
  1. Why did the chemist go broke? Because he had no solutions!
Battery Joke 4
Battery Joke 4
  1. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Battery Joke 5
Battery Joke 5
  1. How does the universe stay clean? It takes a meteor shower!
Battery Joke 6
Battery Joke 6
  1. What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
Battery Joke 7
Battery Joke 7
  1. Why didn’t the quantum particle cross the road? Because it was already on both sides!
Battery Joke 8
Battery Joke 8
  1. What did one plate tectonic say to the other? “Sorry, my fault.”
Battery Joke 9
Battery Joke 9
  1. What do physicists enjoy doing at sporting events? The wave!
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Battery Joke 10
  1. What do biologists use to cut DNA? Restriction enzymes. They’re always on the “cutting edge.”
  2. What did the thermodynamic puppy say? “I’m just a pawsitive entropy hound.”
  3. What did one charged atom say to the other? “I’ve got my ion you.”
  4. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He said he wanted to show her a “gneiss” time!
  5. How does a neuron propose to its partner? “Will you be my synaptically coupled partner?”
  6. Why do chemists love nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
  7. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
  8. What’s a physics teacher’s favorite type of food? Fission chips!
  9. What do you call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country? A man of many cultures!
  10. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
  11. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
  12. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
  13. What do biologists wear on their heads at a football match? Caps and genes!
  14. Why do chemists like high pH solutions? Because they are basic!
  15. What’s an astronomer’s favorite candy bar? A Milky Way!
  16. How do you know if a geologist has been to your garden? The flower beds have been faulted, and your dog’s chewing on a trilobite!
  17. How does an ecologist count fish? He uses his fingers and his “trout.”
  18. What did the nervous system say to the digestive system? “I’ve got a gut feeling about this!”
  19. Why don’t physicists go fishing? Because they might catch a nuclear fish-ion.
  20. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  21. What’s the first thing cells do when they start to divide? They throw a mitosis party!
  22. What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe!
  23. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had a hard drive crash!
  24. Why do biologists hate football? Every time they get near a bowl, they get kicked out of the field.
  25. What does a physicist call a nuclear weapon that doesn’t work? A fission impossible.
  26. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
  27. What is a physicist’s favorite food at a BBQ? Quark ribs!
  28. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
  29. Why did the chemist become a baker? He found he was better at measuring flour than elements!
  30. Why do astronomers always carry chocolate? In case of an eclipse!
  31. Why do biologists look forward to Casual Fridays? They get to wear genes to work!
  32. Why did the cell break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues with cell-ularity.
  33. How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs!
  34. What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
  35. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry!
  36. Why did the electron go to the baseball game? To root for the home team!
  37. Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  38. Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium!
  39. Why didn’t the quantum particle cross the road? It was already on the other side.
  40. What do you call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country? A man of many cultures!
  41. How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!
  42. Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
  43. What does an atomic physicist have for lunch? Fission chips!
  44. What kind of dog does a chemist have? A laboratory retriever!
  45. What did one magnet say to the other? “I find you very attractive!”
  46. What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? “Mitosis!”
  47. What did the femur say to the patella? “I kneed you.”
  48. Why can’t biologists have nice things? Because DNA!
  49. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
  50. What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other? “Sorry, my fault.”
  51. Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they always have a solution!
  52. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
  53. What do you call a scientific plant? Chemis-tree.
  54. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
  55. What does a biologist wear on a first date? Designer genes!
  56. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? “You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees!”
  57. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast!
  58. What’s a physicist’s favorite part of a song? The wavelength!
  59. Why can’t biologists play chess? Because they think they can’t mate once they lose their two bishops!
  60. Why did the biologist go on a diet? He had too many extra cells!
  61. What does a geologist call his kid? A chip off the ol’ block.
  62. What’s the chemist’s favorite type of tree? A chemis-tree!
  63. Why did the scientist bring a pencil to the bar? He wanted to draw a conclusion.
  64. What did the biologist couple name their twins? One was named Anna Phase, the other was named Telophase.
  65. Why did the physics book break up with the math book? Because it had too many problems.
  66. What’s the physicist’s favorite band? The String Theory!
  67. What did the neuroscientist order at the coffee shop? A cup of Joe-neurons!
  68. Why do earth science folks make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of things.
  69. What is the fastest way to figure out the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes!
  70. Why did the light bulb go to school? Because it wanted to be a bright spark!
  71. Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!
  72. Why was the computer at the bar? It had a hard drive!
  73. How do you know the moon is going broke? It’s down to its last quarter!
  74. Why can’t biologists play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
  75. Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he wanted a bronzed hypothesis!
  76. How does the science teacher start his sailing lessons? He begins with a chemistry buoy-ancy.
  77. What did the lab rat say to the other? “Do you think we’re just part of a bigger experiment?”
  78. Why did the chemist become a banker? He had the perfect solution for molarity!
  79. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  80. What did the astronomer say to his meal? You’re out of this world!
  81. What did one cell say to the other when it stepped on his foot? “Mitosis was an accident!”
  82. What did the nuclear physicist have for dinner? Fission chips!
  83. Why did the biologist go to the disco? To see the funky chicken.
  84. What did one photon say to the other? I’m tired of your interference!
  85. Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two-tired!
  86. What do you call a loony chemist? A nitrate!
  87. How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
  88. Why did the chemist sit on a block of dry ice? He wanted a cold reaction!
  89. What did the biologist wear to his first date? Designer genes!
  90. Why did the scientist bring a ruler to bed? He wanted to measure how long he slept!
  91. What did the physicist snack on during lunch? A ‘gram’ cracker!
  92. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had a hard drive crash!
  93. What does a biologist use to make their phone calls? The organism-izer!
  94. What did the biologist wear to his wedding? Designer genes!
  95. What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? “HeHe!”
  96. Why did the atom split? It wanted to be a big bang!
  97. Why was the computer cold at work? It left its Windows open!
  98. What do you call a scientist who can play the piano? A music-ologist!
  99. Why did the electron get pulled over? Because it was charged with speeding!
  100. What did the biologist say when his experiment worked? “Cells-ebrate good times, come on!”
  101. Why don’t physicists trust matter? Because they’re up to something!
  102. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  103. What do you call a microbiologist who’s traveled to every country? A man of many cultures!
  104. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He thought she’d like a rocky start!
  105. Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? It felt like they lost their connection!
  106. Why did the biologist go to the DJ party? Because he heard there were going to be sick beets!
  107. Why did the photon cross the road? To quantum tunnel to the other side!
  108. What do you call a single-celled cowboy? An organism that can handle any ‘cell-o-situation’!
  109. Why did the science book go to the psychiatrist? It had too many problems!
  110. Why did the biologist hate being the first one at work? Because he had to start from scratch!
  111. What did one lab rat say to the other? “I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack!”
  112. Why did the chemistry flask visit the psychiatrist? Because it had a solution for every problem!
  113. Why did the DNA go to the police station? It was being framed!
  114. Why was the computer cold at work? It left its Windows open!
  115. Why didn’t the quantum particle cross the road? Because it was already on the other side!
  116. How can you tell the difference between a dog and a chemist? The dog wags its tail while the chemist tags its wale!
  117. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
  118. Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? She was too controlling!
  119. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  120. What did the biologist say when he discovered a new species of parrot? “I’m feeling in a ‘poly’ state of mind!”
  121. What do you call a geologist who can play the guitar? A rock star!
  122. Why did the physicist go to the chiropractor? To correct his atomic back structure!
  123. What did one DNA strand say to the other? Stop copying me!
  124. Why was the microbiologist always late for work? He kept getting stuck in traffic ‘jam’!
  125. Why don’t computers take their hats off? Because they have bad data hair days!
  126. What do you call a physicist who becomes a detective? Sherlock Ohms!
  127. Why did the biologist go to the bar? Because he needed a break from the ‘cell-ular’ world!
  128. What do you call a scientist who is always quiet? A ‘silencer’-tist!
  129. Why don’t biologists get surprised? Because they have seen it cell by cell!
  130. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many dysfunctional chips!
  131. Why did the chemist go broke? Because all his assets were in liquid!
  132. Why did the neuron break up with the glial cell? Because it just wasn’t feeling the connection!
  133. What did one ion say to the other? I’ve got my eye on you!
  134. Why did the microbiologist refuse to play poker with the jungle cat? He suspected it was a cheetah!
  135. Why did the geneticist go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw genes!
  136. What do you call a neuroscientist who has moved to the countryside? A rural psychologist!
  137. What do you call a scientist who has been to every country? A geo-grapher!
  138. Why did the biologist always carry a notebook? Because he wanted to always have a cell-log!
  139. Why did the chemist become a swim coach? Because he was good with solutions!
  140. Why did the geologist go to jail? He was accused of taking rocks for granite!

Conclusion

And there you have it—our journey through an expansive array of scientifically witty jokes that fuse puns, biology, chemistry, and physics into an energetic mix of humor. From quantum particles refusing to cross roads to biologists looking forward to Casual Fridays, these jokes showcase the lighter side of scientific exploration.

So, next time you need a spark of amusement or a charge of laughter, remember these electrifying jokes that are sure to light up any room!

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