150 happy anniversary jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on their anniversary? Because they make up everything!
  2. Why did the married cell phone give his wife on their anniversary? A call of duty.
  3. How are an anniversary and a toilet similar? Both are good reminders to put the seat down.
  4. What do you call an anniversary without flowers? A budding problem.
  5. What do call a superhero’s anniversary? A Marvel-ous event.
  6. Why do ghosts love anniversaries? They can finally go boo-gie.
  7. What did the cucumber say to the pickle on their anniversary? “I’m in a real pickle, I forgot our date!”
  8. How does a tech-loving couple celebrate their anniversary? They just sync their calendars and voila!
  9. Why was the computer cold at its anniversary party? It left its Windows open.
  10. Why did the light bulb break up with the switch? It couldn’t handle the on-and-off relationship, especially on the anniversary.
  11. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. Their anniversary is on Dec 25, it’s always a Halloween party!
  12. What do an anniversary and a cheeseburger have in common? Both are better with extra cheese!
  13. Why did the piece of paper file a police report on its anniversary? It was stationary but still got ripped off!
  14. Why did the cat get an award on its anniversary? Because it had the purr-fect attendance.
  15. Why was the computer so happy on its anniversary? It finally got to byte the cake!
  16. Why was the clock’s anniversary party so well-attended? It was always timely with the invitations.
  17. What did the stamp say to the envelope on their anniversary? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”
  18. What do you call an anniversary of a bakery? A yeasty celebration!
  19. Why did the bicycle fall over on its anniversary? It was two-tired!
  20. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of their anniversary? The space cake.
  21. Why did the scarecrow celebrate his anniversary alone? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  22. What do you call an angry couple’s anniversary? A “flare” to remember.
  23. Why was the math book sad on its anniversary? It had too many problems.
  24. Why do bees have the best anniversaries? Because they always bee-long together.
  25. Why did the spider go to its anniversary alone? It wanted to web-ebrate!
  26. Why do snowmen love anniversaries? Because they can chill together.
  27. What do you call a belt’s anniversary? A waist of time.
  28. Why did the music note break up with the clef on their anniversary? It said, “you’re not my type.”
  29. What did the lightning bolt say to the thunder on their anniversary? “You’re shockingly beautiful!”
  30. How do you know when a geologist’s anniversary is? By the layers of cake.
  31. Why did the cookie cry at its anniversary party? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
  32. Why did the chameleon miss its anniversary? It lost its date in the background.
  33. Why did the dinosaur take his wife to Paris for their anniversary? Because he wanted a romantic rex-perience.
  34. Why did the owl invite his friends to the anniversary party? So they could have a hoot!
  35. Why was the bar of soap so popular on its anniversary? Because it was a soap-rising star.
  36. What did the coffee say to the sugar on their anniversary? You’re my sweet perk.
  37. Why did the tennis ball go to its anniversary alone? It got served.
  38. What do you call an electrician’s anniversary? A shockingly good time.
  39. Why did the sunglasses bring an umbrella to their anniversary party? Because they didn’t want to throw any shade.
  40. Why did the shoelace get so upset on its anniversary? It was tired of being tied down.
  41. How do you know it’s an artist’s anniversary? There’s a sketch of cake!
  42. What did the donut say to the coffee on their anniversary? “I’m ‘hole’y in love with you.”
  43. What do you call a fish’s anniversary? A reel celebration.
  44. Why did the ant get invited to the bug’s anniversary party? Because he promised not to ant-agonize anyone.
  45. Why do vampires have the best anniversaries? Because they suck at goodbyes.
  46. What do you call a magician’s anniversary? A disappearing act.
  47. What did the left eye say to the right eye on their anniversary? “Between you and me, something smells.”
  48. Why did the balloon go near the needle on its anniversary? It wanted a pop in its party.
  49. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the anniversary party? Because it heard there was going to be a lot of sweet talk.
  50. Why did the number 0 marry the number 8? Because it liked the belt on the 8.
  51. What do you call a gardener’s anniversary? A plant-astic event.
  52. Why was the blanket so happy on its anniversary? It was on cloud nine!
  53. What did the planet say to the star on their anniversary? “I orbit you.”
  54. What do you call an introvert’s anniversary? An in-door celebration.
  55. Why do pizza couples have a great anniversary? Because they always have a pizza their heart for each other.
  56. Why did the pencil go to its anniversary alone? It lost its point.
  57. Why do book lovers have the best anniversaries? Because they always read between the lines.
  58. Why did the skeleton skip its anniversary party? It had no body to go with.
  59. What did the ocean say to the shore on their anniversary? Nothing, it just waved.
  60. What do you call a chicken’s anniversary? An egg-citing event.
  61. Why did the two socks go to their anniversary party together? Because they were a perfect pair.
  62. What did the sun say to the moon on their anniversary? “You light up my life.”
  63. Why do trees have the best anniversaries? Because they branch out to all their friends.
  64. Why did the pillow go to its anniversary alone? It was tired of getting down.
  65. What did the pasta say to the tomato on their anniversary? “You’re saucy, and I like it!”
  66. Why was the calendar so popular at its anniversary party? Because it had a date every day of the year.
  67. What did the burger say to the fries on their anniversary? “We’re better together.”
  68. What do you call a plumber’s anniversary? A drain event.
  69. Why did the glue attend its anniversary alone? It was stuck on itself.
  70. Why did the bread go to its anniversary alone? Because it was a loaf-er.
  71. What do you call a drummer’s anniversary? A banging event.
  72. Why did the lettuce go to its anniversary alone? It romaine-d single.
  73. Why was the coffee so excited about its anniversary? It was ready to espresso its love.
  74. Why was the cat sitting on the computer during its anniversary? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
  75. What did the cupcake say to the frosting on their anniversary? “I couldn’t imagine a sweeter topping to my life.”
  76. What do you call a photographer’s anniversary? A picture-perfect moment.
  77. Why was the boat so good at planning its anniversary? It always kept things shipshape.
  78. What do you call an archaeologist’s anniversary? A groundbreaking event.
  79. What did the mirror say to the reflection on their anniversary? “It’s clear we’re meant to be.”
  80. What do you call a math teacher’s anniversary? A calculated event.
  81. Why did the battery go to its anniversary alone? It didn’t have any charge left.
  82. What do you call a zoologist’s anniversary? A wild event.
  83. What did the popcorn say to the butter on their anniversary? “You make me pop!”
  84. Why did the hotdog go to its anniversary alone? It was in a pickle.
  85. What do you call a lawyer’s anniversary? A trial event.
  86. What do you call a footballer’s anniversary? A kick-off event.
  87. What did the firefly say to its partner on their anniversary? “You light up my life.”
  88. What do you call a golfer’s anniversary? A tee-rific event.
  89. What did the egg say to the bacon on their anniversary? “You’re sizzling hot!”
  90. Why did the toothbrush go to its anniversary alone? It couldn’t handle toothpaste anymore.
  91. What do you call a dentist’s anniversary? A plaque-free event.
  92. Why did the wheel go to its anniversary alone? It got tired of the axle.
  93. What do you call a chef’s anniversary? A seasoned event.
  94. Why did the newspaper go to its anniversary alone? It was afraid of commitment issues.
  95. What do you call a teacher’s anniversary? A scholarly event.
  96. Why did the yogurt go to its anniversary alone? It was feeling a little cultured.
  97. What do you call a DJ’s anniversary? A spinning event.
  98. What did the sandwich say to the chips on their anniversary? “We’re a crunch-made pair.”
  99. Why did the bread maker have a great anniversary? Because it was on a roll!
  100. Why did the fruit go to its anniversary alone? It couldn’t find a date.
  101. What did the peanut butter say to the jelly on their anniversary? “You’re my jam.”
  102. Why did the nail go to its anniversary alone? It got hammered the night before.
  103. What did the wind say to the leaves on their anniversary? “You blow me away.”
  104. What do you call a doctor’s anniversary? A pulse-raising event.
  105. What did the milk say to the cookie on their anniversary? “You make life butter.”
  106. Why did the balloon go to its anniversary alone? It couldn’t find any pop-ularity.
  107. Why did the ice cream have a great anniversary? Because it was chilling.
  108. What did the spoon say to the fork on their anniversary? “You’re a cut(lery) above the rest.”
  109. Why did the bell go to its anniversary alone? It was tired of being tolled what to do.
  110. Why did the onion go to its anniversary alone? It kept peeling back the layers of its past.
  111. What did the lemon say to the lime on their anniversary? “You add zest to my life.”
  112. Why did the shoe go to its anniversary alone? It felt sole-less.
  113. What do you call a hairdresser’s anniversary? A snipping event.
  114. Why did the coin go to its anniversary alone? It didn’t feel like it had enough cents.
  115. What do you call a librarian’s anniversary? A booked event.
  116. Why did the candle go to its anniversary alone? It felt burnt out.
  117. What did the soda say to the ice on their anniversary? “You make me feel bubbly.”
  118. Why did the lemon go to its anniversary alone? It felt sour about relationships.
  119. What did the cake say to the icing on their anniversary? “You sweeten my life.”
  120. Why did the printer go to its anniversary alone? It was out of paper.
  121. What do you call a chemist’s anniversary? A reactive event.
  122. Why did the blanket go to its anniversary alone? It was too wrapped up in itself.
  123. What did the steak say to the grill on their anniversary? “You’re sizzling hot.”
  124. What do you call a bricklayer’s anniversary? A cemented event.
  125. Why did the bandage go to its anniversary alone? It was stuck in a sticky situation.
  126. What did the bun say to the hotdog on their anniversary? “You complete me.”
  127. What do you call a mechanic’s anniversary? A tuned event.
  128. What did the toast say to the butter on their anniversary? “You make me melt.”
  129. What do you call a pilot’s anniversary? A soaring event.
  130. Why did the eraser go to its anniversary alone? It wanted to start on a clean slate.
  131. What do you call a baker’s anniversary? A dough-lightful event.
  132. What did the screwdriver say to the screw on their anniversary? “You drive me nuts.”
  133. Why did the color green go to its anniversary alone? It was feeling envious.
  134. What do you call a watchmaker’s anniversary? A ticking event.
  135. Why did the calculator go to its anniversary alone? It couldn’t count on its partner.
  136. What did the coffee say to the mug on their anniversary? “You’re my brew-tiful partner.”
  137. What do you call a firefighter’s anniversary? A sizzling event.
  138. Why did the tie go to its anniversary alone? It felt tied down.
  139. What did the fork say to the spoon on their anniversary? “We make a great pair.”
  140. Why did the rain go to its anniversary alone? It had a cloudy relationship.
  141. What do you call a writer’s anniversary? A scripted event.
  142. What did the syrup say to the pancake on their anniversary? “You’re flipping awesome!”
  143. Why did the potato go to its anniversary alone? It was afraid of getting mashed.
  144. What do you call a mailman’s anniversary? A delivered event.
  145. Why did the tomato turn red on its anniversary? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  146. What did the waffle say to the syrup on their anniversary? “You make my life sweeter.”
  147. What do you call a miner’s anniversary? A rock-solid event.
  148. Why did the key go to its anniversary alone? It felt locked out.
  149. What did the apple say to the banana on their anniversary? “I find you a-peeling.”
  150. Why was the egg nervous about its anniversary? It didn’t want to crack under pressure.

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