hangover jokes
Why don’t hangovers go to heaven?
Because they’ve already been through hell.
How is a hangover like an empty bottle?
They both scream: “Why did you empty me?”
What’s a hangover’s favorite song? “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”
Why did the hangover get kicked out of the library?
It couldn’t keep its volume down.
Why did the hangover break up with coffee?
It felt too roasted.
What’s a hangover’s favorite exercise?
The head roll.
Why did the hangover become a baker?
It knows the real meaning of ‘knead.’
What’s a hangover’s favorite sport?
Pounding the pavement.
What did the hangover say to the alarm clock? “Can’t you see I’m already alarmed?”
Why is a hangover like an unsolved crime?
They both leave you wondering what happened last night.
How is a hangover like a bad comedian?
Both have terrible timing.
Why did the hangover move to the desert?
It wanted dry humor.
Why did the hangover go to the beach?
To ride the waves.
Why does a hangover hate mirrors?
It can’t face itself.
What’s a hangover’s favorite book? “Gone with the Wine.”
Why did the hangover bring sunglasses to the party?
It knew it’d be seeing double later.
What’s a hangover’s favorite dance move?
The stumble and sway.
How is a hangover like a politician?
They both make your head spin.
Why did the hangover get a ticket?
For staggering in public.
What’s a hangover’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce, because it knows all about aching heads.
Why is a hangover like an abstract painting?
It’s all about interpretation.
Why did the hangover start yoga?
To master the ‘downward spiral.’
Why did the hangover go to the therapist?
It couldn’t handle the ‘bottle’ up feelings.
How is a hangover like a thunderstorm?
They both come with a headache.
Why did the hangover join the circus?
It’s a master at juggling.
How is a hangover like a toddler?
Both throw tantrums for no reason.
What’s a hangover’s favorite movie? “The Ringing Bell.”
How is a hangover like a mountain?
Both make it hard to get up in the morning.
Why did the hangover become a film director?
It knows a lot about ‘shots.’
Why is a hangover like an expired coupon?
It’s a pain when it comes time to pay.
How is a hangover like a cat?
Both have nine lives, especially on weekends.
What’s a hangover’s favorite game?
Hide and seek with your dignity.
Why is a hangover like a math problem?
It doesn’t add up.
Why did the hangover join the choir?
It knows all about high notes.
What’s a hangover’s favorite TV show? “Survivor.”
Why is a hangover like a spoiled child?
It demands all your attention.
How is a hangover like a lousy detective?
It leaves too many loose ends.
What’s a hangover’s favorite time of the day?
Mourning.
How is a hangover like a snowstorm?
It stops all your plans.
Why is a hangover like an unpaid bill?
It won’t let you forget.
What’s a hangover’s favorite seasoning?
Thyme, because it needs a lot of it to heal.
How is a hangover like a secondhand book?
It’s got too many previous owners.
Why is a hangover like a missing sock?
It leaves you searching.
How is a hangover like a rainy day?
It dampens your spirits.
Why is a hangover like a bad movie?
It lasts longer than you want it to.
What’s a hangover’s favorite breakfast?
Scrambled thoughts with a side of regret.
How is a hangover like a forgotten password?
It locks you out of your day.
Why is a hangover like a broken watch?
It messes up your timing.
What’s a hangover’s favorite bird?
A night owl, of course.
How is a hangover like an onion?
Both make you cry.
Why is a hangover like a jigsaw puzzle?
It’s hard to put things together.
What’s a hangover’s favorite type of cheese?
Gouda, because it’s all ‘gouda’ when it’s over.
Why is a hangover like a pop quiz?
It catches you off guard.
How is a hangover like a flat tire?
It deflates your enthusiasm.
Why did the hangover get a promotion?
It’s always at the top of your head.
What’s a hangover’s favorite dessert?
Pound cake, because it pounds your head.
How is a hangover like a bad haircut?
It makes you wish you never went out.
Why is a hangover like a leaky faucet?
It keeps you awake all night.
What’s a hangover’s favorite animal?
A sloth, it matches its pace.
How is a hangover like a bad joke?
It gets worse with time.
Why is a hangover like a crowded room?
It’s filled with unwanted noise.
How is a hangover like a lost key?
It makes you feel locked out.
What’s a hangover’s favorite city?
Las Vegas, because what happens there, stays there… especially hangovers.
How is a hangover like an embarrassing photo?
It haunts you the next day.
Why is a hangover like a dull knife?
It just can’t cut it.
What’s a hangover’s favorite form of exercise?
The ‘roll out of bed’ crunch.
How is a hangover like a broken record?
It keeps going round and round.
Why is a hangover like an end-of-season sale?
You pay for it later.
What’s a hangover’s favorite drink?
Bloody Mary, because it feels like a horror movie.
Why did the hangover become a rapper?
It’s good at making things ‘spin.’
How is a hangover like a sunset?
It marks the end of a wild day.
Why is a hangover like an overcooked steak?
It’s tough to get through.
What’s a hangover’s favorite ride?
The rollercoaster, because of all the ups and downs.
Why is a hangover like a detour sign?
It takes you the long way round.
How is a hangover like a bad review?
It brings you down.
What’s a hangover’s favorite salad?
Ceasar, because it feels like a stab in the back.
Why is a hangover like an empty wallet?
It reminds you of your poor choices.
How is a hangover like a horror movie?
It keeps you up all night.
What’s a hangover’s favorite plant?
A cactus, because it’s a prickly situation.
Why is a hangover like a broken elevator?
It brings you down.
How is a hangover like a traffic jam?
It slows down your day.
Why is a hangover like a foggy day?
What’s a hangover’s favorite musical instrument?
Drums, because of the pounding.
Why is a hangover like a broken pen?
It ruins your day.
How is a hangover like a blaring horn?
It gives you a headache.
What’s a hangover’s favorite song? “Another one bites the dust.”
Why is a hangover like a lost phone?
It disconnects you.
How is a hangover like a spam email?
It’s not what you signed up for.
What’s a hangover’s favorite fruit?
A sour grape.
Why is a hangover like a bee sting?
It leaves you buzzing.
How is a hangover like a surprise party?
It hits when you least expect it.
What’s a hangover’s favorite tree?
A weeping willow, because it knows about the blues.
Why is a hangover like a typo?
It messes up everything.
How is a hangover like a broken promise?
It leaves you disappointed.
Why is a hangover like a pothole?
It’s a rough start to your journey.
What’s a hangover’s favorite weather?
A storm, because of the lightning in your head.
How is a hangover like a used car?
It comes with a lot of baggage.
Why is a hangover like a bad habit?
It’s hard to shake off.
What’s a hangover’s favorite pet?
A dog, because it follows you around.
Why is a hangover like a lost luggage?
It leaves you with nothing to wear.
How is a hangover like an alarm clock?
It shocks you awake.
Why is a hangover like a bad actor?
It overplays its part.
How is a hangover like an expired milk?
It leaves a sour taste.
Why is a hangover like a nosy neighbor?
It doesn’t let you sleep.
How is a hangover like a torn map?
It leaves you lost.
Why did the hangover start a band?
It knows about playing on your nerves.
How is a hangover like a bitter coffee?
It keeps you up and leaves a bad taste.
Why is a hangover like an outdated meme?
It’s not funny anymore.
How is a hangover like an unpaid parking ticket?
It comes with a heavy fine.
Why is a hangover like a sinking ship?
It leaves you feeling low.
What’s a hangover’s favorite flower?
A pansy, because it makes you feel weak.
How is a hangover like a cancelled plan?
It leaves you with nothing to do.
Why is a hangover like a shady salesman?
It promises a good time but doesn’t deliver.
What’s a hangover’s favorite pizza topping?
Extra cheese, because life feels extra cheesy.
How is a hangover like a broken record?
It keeps repeating the same mistakes.
Why is a hangover like a bad gift?
You didn’t ask for it.
What’s a hangover’s favorite superhero?
Batman, because it makes you feel like you live in a cave.
Why is a hangover like a leaking roof?
It ruins your day.
How is a hangover like a sarcastic friend?
It keeps giving you a hard time.
Why is a hangover like a cold shower?
It shocks you into reality.
How is a hangover like a bad haircut?
It makes you regret your choices.
Why is a hangover like a noisy construction site?
It makes your head pound.
What’s a hangover’s favorite currency?
Pennies, because it makes you feel like you’ve lost your cents.
How is a hangover like a lost remote?
It makes you feel out of control.
Why is a hangover like a cheap motel?
It gives you a restless night.
What’s a hangover’s favorite musical?
Les Miserables, because it knows about misery.
Why is a hangover like a crowded bus?
It gives you a rough ride.
How is a hangover like a messy room?
It makes you feel disoriented.
Why is a hangover like a broken shoelace?
It trips you up.
What’s a hangover’s favorite candy?
Sour Patch Kids, because life feels a bit sour.
How is a hangover like a snoring partner?
It doesn’t let you rest.
Why is a hangover like a stubborn stain?
It’s hard to get rid of.
How is a hangover like a power outage?
It leaves you in the dark.
Why is a hangover like a bad dream?
It makes you wish you could rewind.
What’s a hangover’s favorite hobby?
Spinning, because it turns your world upside down.
Why is a hangover like a diet plan?
It keeps you away from food.
How is a hangover like a lazy employee?
It doesn’t let you get work done.
Why is a hangover like an angry boss?
It gives you a headache.
What’s a hangover’s favorite joke? “Why did the beer go to a party?
To get ‘bottled’ up.”
How is a hangover like a broken umbrella?
It can’t shield you from the storm.
Why is a hangover like a loose button?
It’s always on the edge.
What’s a hangover’s favorite day?
Sunday, because it’s the day of rest.
How is a hangover like a crossword puzzle?
It’s hard to figure out.
Why is a hangover like a suspense movie?
It keeps you on edge.
What’s a hangover’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper, because it knows all about taking a dip.
How is a hangover like a forgotten birthday?
It makes you feel terrible.
Why is a hangover like a lost treasure?
It makes you wish you’d never started the hunt.
What’s a hangover’s favorite dinosaur?
A Tylenolsaurus Rex, because it needs the pain relief.
How is a hangover like an old pair of shoes?
It wears you down.
Why is a hangover like a joke?
Because both are better when they’re not repeated!