150 good night jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at night? Because they make up everything in the dark!
  2. Why did the scarecrow stay up all night? He was guarding his dreams.
  3. What’s a ghost’s favorite bedtime story? Ghoul-delocks and the three scares!
  4. Why did the math book look so tired? Because it had too many problems to sleep!
  5. Why did the cookie go to bed? Because it felt crumby.
  6. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
  7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself at night? It was two-tired!
  8. What’s a moon’s favorite type of music? Neptune!
  9. What did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
  10. Why did the stars get detention? Because they were caught twinkle-ing after bedtime.
  11. What’s an insomniac’s favorite breakfast food? Sleepy time tea and rest-flakes!
  12. Why was the book sleeping? It was in a novel position!
  13. What is the best way to sleep in the jungle? Under the covers!
  14. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” before bed? Because every play has a cast!
  15. Why don’t birds use Facebook at night? Because it’s tweet-dreaming time!
  16. Why didn’t the clock go to bed? It was winding down!
  17. Why couldn’t the two dreams be friends? They had a falling out!
  18. Why didn’t the computer take its hat off at night? Because it had a bad case of CAPS LOCK!
  19. Why do cats sleep so much? They’re trying to catch up on their beauty rest.
  20. Why don’t pirates ever sleep? Because they are afraid of the dark!
  21. Why did the man put his money under his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams of wealth!
  22. Why didn’t the lamp go to sleep? It was too wired!
  23. Why do we go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to us!
  24. Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts!
  25. Why couldn’t the moon finish his dinner? He was too full!
  26. What do beds wear to stay warm at night? Blankets with buttons, it’s their pajamas!
  27. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? He was already stuffed!
  28. Why couldn’t the dream catch the movie? It was rated Zzz…
  29. Why was the sand so tired? Because it was a shore sleeper!
  30. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
  31. Why did the alarm clock wind up in detention? It kept going off!
  32. What’s a skeleton’s favorite bedtime snack? Spare ribs!
  33. What do you call a tired snowman? An exhaust-icle!
  34. Why did the vampire go to bed early? To avoid the sunrise!
  35. Why was the sleepwalking book thrown out of the library? It was caught oversleeping in the fiction section!
  36. Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It wanted to have some space!
  37. Why did the moon take a chill pill? It was full of it!
  38. Why did the bed say to the alarm clock? “Can we sleep on it?”
  39. Why did the toothbrush go to bed? It was bushed!
  40. What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all day? A dino-snore!
  41. Why don’t calendars sleep? Because they have a full day!
  42. Why did the battery go to sleep? It was dead tired!
  43. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
  44. What do you call a fast-asleep shellfish? A snooze-ster!
  45. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
  46. Why didn’t the night light sleep? It had to keep one eye open!
  47. Why did the ghost go to bed? He was feeling sheet-white!
  48. Why did the laptop take a nap? It ran out of energy!
  49. Why did the stars twinkle less? They didn’t want to keep the moon up!
  50. Why did the smartphone go to bed? It ran out of juice!
  51. Why did the echo go to bed? It was tired of repeating itself!
  52. Why did the ocean go to bed? It was tired of waving!
  53. What do you call a cow that won’t go to sleep? An insomni-bull!
  54. Why did the computer go to bed? It needed a windows update!
  55. Why did the plant go to bed? It was bushed!
  56. What do you call a dream about kittens? A cat-nap!
  57. What is a monster’s favorite bedtime story? Sleepy Hollow!
  58. Why did the king go to bed? His reign was over!
  59. Why did the alarm clock blush? It saw the pajamas strip!
  60. Why did the mattress go to the doctor? It had spring fever!
  61. Why did the night go to the party? To be the life of the moon!
  62. Why couldn’t the lightbulb fall asleep? It had too many bright ideas!
  63. Why did the car go to bed? It ran out of gas!
  64. Why did the girl bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to reach her dreams!
  65. Why didn’t the sky go to bed? It was starstruck!
  66. Why did the hat go to bed? It was fedora-ble!
  67. Why did the bedroom door go to bed? It was a-door-able!
  68. Why did the doll go to bed? She was all dolled up!
  69. Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat!
  70. Why did the Christmas tree go to bed? It was pining for sleep!
  71. Why did the snowman go to bed? He was flaking out!
  72. Why did the sky go to bed? It needed to star gaze!
  73. Why did the apple go to bed? It was a-peeling!
  74. Why did the clock go to bed? It was ticking off!
  75. Why did the shoe go to bed? It was tired of running!
  76. Why did the cheese go to bed? It was too gouda to be awake!
  77. Why did the party go to bed? It was all played out!
  78. Why did the light go to bed? It was done shining!
  79. Why did the night owl go to bed? It was all hooted out!
  80. Why did the teddy bear go to bed? It was bear-y tired!
  81. Why did the bread go to bed? It was loafing around!
  82. Why did the soup go to bed? It was broth to tears!
  83. Why did the pen go to bed? It was ink-ed!
  84. Why did the pasta go to bed? It was pasta its bedtime!
  85. Why did the pancake go to bed? It was flipping tired!
  86. Why did the candle go to bed? It was burnt out!
  87. Why did the wind go to bed? It was blown away!
  88. Why did the raindrop go to bed? It was precipi-tired!
  89. Why did the coin go to bed? It was cents-less to stay up!
  90. Why did the egg go to bed? It was cracking up!
  91. Why did the river go to bed? It was stream-ing tired!
  92. Why did the smoke go to bed? It was puffing out!
  93. Why did the keyboard go to bed? It was keyed up!
  94. Why did the leaf go to bed? It was falling down!
  95. Why did the road go to bed? It was all travelled out!
  96. Why did the music note go to bed? It was off-key!
  97. Why did the camera go to bed? It was all shuttered out!
  98. Why did the watermelon go to bed? It was seed-sationally tired!
  99. Why did the phone go to bed? It was ring-ing with fatigue!
  100. Why did the bell go to bed? It was all rung out!
  101. Why did the lemon go to bed? It was all squeezed out!
  102. Why did the satellite go to bed? It was spaced out!
  103. Why did the hammer go to bed? It was hit with tiredness!
  104. Why did the rose go to bed? It was blooming tired!
  105. Why did the muffin go to bed? It was all baked out!
  106. Why did the boat go to bed? It was all sailed out!
  107. Why did the kite go to bed? It was flying high!
  108. Why did the dictionary go to bed? It was all spelled out!
  109. Why did the strawberry go to bed? It was berry tired!
  110. Why did the tiger go to bed? It was all roared out!
  111. Why did the book go to bed? It was all read out!
  112. Why did the bird go to bed? It was all tweeted out!
  113. Why did the mouse go to bed? It was all squeaked out!
  114. Why did the tree go to bed? It was all barked out!
  115. Why did the coffee go to bed? It was all brewed out!
  116. Why did the lion go to bed? It was all king-ed out!
  117. Why did the dolphin go to bed? It was all leaped out!
  118. Why did the ant go to bed? It was all worked out!
  119. Why did the turtle go to bed? It was all crawled out!
  120. Why did the grape go to bed? It was all juiced out!
  121. Why did the spider go to bed? It was all webbed out!
  122. Why did the carrot go to bed? It was all peeled out!
  123. Why did the watch go to bed? It was all timed out!
  124. Why did the bee go to bed? It was all buzzed out!
  125. Why did the giraffe go to bed? It was all necked out!
  126. Why did the rocket go to bed? It was all launched out!
  127. Why did the ice cream go to bed? It was all licked out!
  128. Why did the paint go to bed? It was all colored out!
  129. Why did the snowflake go to bed? It was all chilled out!
  130. Why did the pizza go to bed? It was all sliced out!
  131. Why did the helicopter go to bed? It was all flown out!
  132. Why did the orange go to bed? It was all juiced out!
  133. Why did the rainbow go to bed? It was all colored out!
  134. Why did the flower go to bed? It was all petaled out!
  135. Why did the donut go to bed? It was all holed out!
  136. Why did the potato go to bed? It was all chipped out!
  137. Why did the soda go to bed? It was all fizzed out!
  138. Why did the fox go to bed? It was all sneaked out!
  139. Why did the peacock go to bed? It was all showed out!
  140. Why did the volcano go to bed? It was all erupted out!
  141. Why did the planet go to bed? It was all orbited out!
  142. Why did the bacon go to bed? It was all fried out!
  143. Why did the toast go to bed? It was all buttered out!
  144. Why did the cloud go to bed? It was all rained out!
  145. Why did the eagle go to bed? It was all flown out!
  146. Why did the cucumber go to bed? It was all sliced out!
  147. Why did the jellyfish go to bed? It was all stung out!
  148. Why did the horse go to bed? It was all galloped out!
  149. Why did the unicorn go to bed? It was all magicked out!
  150. Why did the rainbow go to bed? It was all arched out!

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