150 fundraising jokes

  1. Why did the money jump into the donation box? Because it wanted to feel some ‘cents’ of purpose.
  2. Why did the thermometer break up with the fundraiser? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly checked.
  3. How do you know when a fundraiser is a spy? When they say they specialize in “bond”ing.
  4. Why don’t you ask a snowman to fundraise? Because he’ll freeze the assets!
  5. Why was the computer so good at fundraising? It had the right ‘drive’!
  6. Why was the guitar a terrible fundraiser? Because it always fretted about the goal.
  7. What do you call a fundraising event for a bakery? A dough-raise.
  8. Why did the baker start a fundraiser? Because he needed more dough.
  9. Why did the fundraiser bring a ladder? To reach the target.
  10. What do you call a ghost fundraiser? A spooktacular event.
  11. Why do fundraisers make terrible comedians? Because they always panhandle the punchline.
  12. Why did the bank manager become a fundraiser? He was good at raising interest.
  13. Why did the coin never donate to fundraisers? Because it was always a little short.
  14. What do you call a successful alien fundraiser? Out-of-this-world results.
  15. Why are photographers great fundraisers? Because they always focus on the goal.
  16. How did the ocean contribute to the fundraiser? It waved its fees.
  17. Why don’t you ask a clock to donate? Because it always ticks away from giving.
  18. Why was the math book so generous at the fundraiser? It had too many problems to deal with.
  19. How do you make a fruit salad for a fundraiser? Start with some “fund-ango.”
  20. Why did the bicycle stand as a fundraiser? Because it’s two-tired to donate.
  21. How do trees contribute to the cause? They always “leaf” a donation.
  22. Why did the cat make a terrible fundraiser? It was always “paws-ing” the donation process.
  23. What do you call a rock band’s fundraiser? A charity gig.
  24. How do robots donate to a fundraiser? Bit by bit.
  25. Why did the book participate in a fundraiser? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
  26. What’s a vampire’s favorite fundraising method? Blood banks.
  27. How do you catch a squirrel for a fundraiser? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
  28. Why did the gardener hold a fundraiser? He wanted to rake in some cash.
  29. Why did the egg donate to the fundraiser? To get out of its shell.
  30. Why was the sun a great fundraiser? It always rises to the occasion.
  31. How do you know when a ghost is fundraising? When it starts haunting for donations.
  32. Why did the scarecrow win the fundraising competition? Because it was outstanding in its field.
  33. What do you call a snowman with a donation box? A cold, hard cash collector.
  34. Why was the coffee pot a great fundraiser? It always kept the donations percolating.
  35. Why was the fish such a good fundraiser? Because it always scaled up its efforts.
  36. What did the yoga teacher donate at the fundraiser? A lot of balance.
  37. Why did the chess piece refuse to donate? Because it was always pawned off.
  38. Why are spiders terrible at fundraising? They always spin a web of lies.
  39. Why do dinosaurs make bad fundraisers? Their goals are always prehistoric.
  40. Why did the magician make a great fundraiser? He always pulled donations out of a hat.
  41. Why did the soccer ball go to the fundraiser? It got a kick out of giving.
  42. Why did the vegetable refuse to donate to the fundraiser? It felt too picked on.
  43. Why did the music note donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to pitch in.
  44. Why did the hen participate in the fundraiser? She was not a chicken about giving.
  45. Why do bees make the best fundraisers? They’re always buzzing about the cause.
  46. Why did the pencil donate to the fundraiser? Because it wanted to make a point.
  47. How does a bird participate in a fundraiser? By chipping in.
  48. Why are mountains terrible at fundraising? They always peak too soon.
  49. Why was the baseball team great at fundraising? They always hit the target out of the park.
  50. Why did the lightbulb donate to the fundraiser? It had a bright idea.
  51. Why did the car participate in the fundraiser? It wanted to steer towards a good cause.
  52. Why was the sandwich a great fundraiser? It always bread goodwill.
  53. Why did the shoe donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to take a step towards change.
  54. Why did the belt hold a fundraiser? It was always prepared to buckle down for a good cause.
  55. Why did the river refuse to donate to the fundraiser? It was always too current.
  56. Why did the book donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to write a good ending.
  57. Why did the rainbow contribute to the fundraiser? It wanted to color the cause.
  58. Why did the lion donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to roar for the cause.
  59. Why did the corn refuse to donate to the fundraiser? It was already all ears.
  60. Why did the lipstick donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to make up for a good cause.
  61. Why did the ice cream donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to scoop up the opportunity.
  62. Why did the pasta contribute to the fundraiser? It wanted to noodle out a solution.
  63. Why did the window contribute to the fundraiser? It saw a clear opportunity.
  64. Why did the pancake donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to flip the situation.
  65. Why did the tomato turn red at the fundraiser? Because it saw the salad dressing up.
  66. Why did the orange stop halfway through the fundraiser? It ran out of juice.
  67. Why did the calculator donate to the fundraiser? It figured out the importance of the cause.
  68. Why did the clock donate to the fundraiser? It knew the time was now.
  69. Why did the banana donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to peel off some extra cash.
  70. Why did the mop contribute to the fundraiser? It wanted to clean up the situation.
  71. Why did the candle donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to light up hope.
  72. Why did the rabbit donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to hop into action.
  73. Why did the umbrella contribute to the fundraiser? It wanted to cover all bases.
  74. Why did the camera donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to focus on change.
  75. Why did the mirror contribute to the fundraiser? It reflected on the importance of the cause.
  76. Why did the soap donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to wash away problems.
  77. Why did the milk contribute to the fundraiser? It wanted to pour out support.
  78. Why did the key donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to unlock a brighter future.
  79. Why did the hammer contribute to the fundraiser? It nailed the importance of giving.
  80. Why did the torch donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to shed light on the cause.
  81. Why did the pencil sharpener contribute to the fundraiser? It realized the point of giving.
  82. Why did the elephantdonate to the fundraiser? It never forgets a good cause.
  83. Why did the snail contribute to the fundraiser? It brought in the slow bucks.
  84. Why did the dog contribute to the fundraiser? It didn’t want to be a ‘bark’-rupt.
  85. Why did the vampire contribute to the fundraiser? He wanted to stake a claim in the cause.
  86. Why did the planet donate to the fundraiser? It had a ‘world’ of giving.
  87. Why did the superhero donate to the fundraiser? He wanted to save more than just the day.
  88. Why did the pirate donate to the fundraiser? He had the treasure to share.
  89. Why did the lemon donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to squeeze out a donation.
  90. Why did the dictionary donate to the fundraiser? It knew the meaning of generosity.
  91. Why did the bed donate to the fundraiser? It was made up to do good.
  92. Why did the hat donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to tip off the cause.
  93. Why did the football donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to kickstart change.
  94. Why did the spaceship donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to launch a better future.
  95. Why did the astronaut donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want to leave any space for regret.
  96. Why did the shark donate to the fundraiser? It took a bite out of problems.
  97. Why did the cheese donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to brie generous.
  98. Why did the sausage contribute to the fundraiser? It linked with the cause.
  99. Why did the mouse donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to squeak out a donation.
  100. Why did the squirrel donate to the fundraiser? It went nuts for the cause.
  101. Why did the duck donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to bill for the cause.
  102. Why did the car tire donate to the fundraiser? It was wheely excited about the cause.
  103. Why did the honey donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to sweeten the deal.
  104. Why did the bridge donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to build connections.
  105. Why did the pickle donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to dill with the situation.
  106. Why did the sand donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to shore up support.
  107. Why did the paper donate to the fundraiser? It knew it could change.
  108. Why did the zipper donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to fasten the pace of progress.
  109. Why did the stairs donate to the fundraiser? They wanted to step up for the cause.
  110. Why did the carrot donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to root for the cause.
  111. Why did the potato donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want to be a couch potato.
  112. Why did the jackfruit donate to the fundraiser? It was ‘jack’ed about the cause.
  113. Why did the turtle donate to the fundraiser? It never shellfish.
  114. Why did the muffin donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want to be a crumb.
  115. Why did the kite donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to soar high for the cause.
  116. Why did the chocolate donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to sweeten the pot.
  117. Why did the refrigerator donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to ‘cool’ down the problems.
  118. Why did the paper clip donate to the fundraiser? It held the cause together.
  119. Why did the printer donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to make a good impression.
  120. Why did the teddy bear donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to give a bear hug to the cause.
  121. Why did the donut donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want any holes in the budget.
  122. Why did the pizza donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to ‘slice’ down the issues.
  123. Why did the popcorn donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to pop up the funds.
  124. Why did the balloon donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to lift up the cause.
  125. Why did the t-shirt donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to ‘wear’ its support.
  126. Why did the door donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to open up to generosity.
  127. Why did the fan donate to the fundraiser? It was always ‘blown’ away by kindness.
  128. Why did the clock donate to the fundraiser? It knew every second counts.
  129. Why did the torch donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to light the way.
  130. Why did the cookie donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to chip in.
  131. Why did the microwave donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to heat up the cause.
  132. Why did the blanket donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to cover the needs.
  133. Why did the pillow donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to cushion the problems.
  134. Why did the salt donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to season the cause with love.
  135. Why did the pepper donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to spice up the funds.
  136. Why did the bell donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to ring in the change.
  137. Why did the umbrella donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want anyone to be left out in the rain.
  138. Why did the stove donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to fuel the cause.
  139. Why did the spoon donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to stir up support.
  140. Why did the fork donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to pitch in.
  141. Why did the plate donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to dish out help.
  142. Why did the knife donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to cut down the problems.
  143. Why did the sunglasses donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to shade in some help.
  144. Why did the trash can donate to the fundraiser? It didn’t want to waste a chance to help.
  145. Why did the ladder donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to step up its game.
  146. Why did the compass donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to point towards a good cause.
  147. Why did the calendar donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to date a good cause.
  148. Why did the broom donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to sweep away the problems.
  149. Why did the backpack donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to pack in the support.
  150. And finally, why did the joke donate to the fundraiser? It wanted to spread some laughter, because laughter is priceless.

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