150 ferret jokes

  1. Why don’t ferrets play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
  2. Why did the ferret get kicked out of the library? He was caught weaseling through the pages.
  3. How does a ferret hold its liquor? By the tail!
  4. Why did the ferret cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
  5. Why was the ferret good at math? Because he knew his furrections.
  6. What do you call a ferret with a donut? A fur-ringed friend!
  7. What do ferrets use to make their calls? Their Fur-iPhone!
  8. What’s a ferret’s favorite dance? The furrandango.
  9. Why did the ferret go to therapy? He had too many furrets.
  10. What do ferrets like to drink on a hot day? A furrappuccino.
  11. Why did the ferret break up with his girlfriend? She had too many weasel ways.
  12. What do you call a group of ferrets? A business…they’re always up to something!
  13. Why don’t ferrets wear suits? They prefer casual fur-idays!
  14. Why don’t ferrets go to bars? Because they can’t handle their whiskers.
  15. How does a ferret propose? With a diamond ring-a-ding!
  16. Why did the ferret make a great detective? He always sniffed out the truth.
  17. What do you call a ferret in a band? A rock ‘n’ roll weasel!
  18. What do you call a ferret that tells jokes? A stand-up weasel.
  19. Why are ferrets always so calm? They have a lot of inner peas.
  20. Why don’t ferrets play cricket? Because they’re afraid of getting caught behind.
  21. What do ferrets wear to a party? A three-piece weasel suit.
  22. Why are ferrets terrible secret keepers? They always spill the beans.
  23. How do ferrets get their morning energy? From a cup of Ferret-a-cino!
  24. Why did the ferret bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  25. Why do ferrets make great gardeners? Because they dig their work.
  26. Why did the ferret bring a mushroom to the party? Because he’s a fungi!
  27. Why do ferrets never run for office? They don’t like the political rat race.
  28. What do you call a ferret that paints? Vincent Van Go-fur!
  29. Why was the ferret an awful tennis player? He always dropped the ball.
  30. Why did the ferret get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
  31. Why don’t ferrets get lost in the forest? They always take the right path.
  32. Why did the ferret go to art school? He wanted to draw fur-real.
  33. Why don’t ferrets get cold in winter? They have fur-naces!
  34. Why are ferrets good at hide and seek? They know all the nooks and crannies.
  35. Why was the ferret excited about his new job? It was a fur-filling experience.
  36. What do you call a ferret who loves to bake? A pie-rat!
  37. Why are ferrets great dancers? They’ve got some slick moves.
  38. Why was the ferret always picked first in sports? He was a team weasel.
  39. Why did the ferret go to the tailor? His suit was a bit furry.
  40. Why did the ferret cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  41. How does a ferret tell the time? With his wrist-watch-it!
  42. What do you call a ferret with a carrot? A veggie lover!
  43. Why did the ferret go to the bank? To cash his checks and balances.
  44. Why did the ferret go on a diet? He had too much junk in the trunk.
  45. Why are ferrets like old jeans? They’re both hard to wear out.
  46. Why did the ferret bring a broom to the party? Because it was a clean sweep!
  47. Why are ferrets so adorable? They’re simply irr-fur-sistible!
  48. Why do ferrets never play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
  49. How does a ferret say goodbye? “Fur-well!”
  50. What’s a ferret’s favorite type of music? Fur-elise.
  51. What do you call a ferret on a plane? A high flyer!
  52. Why did the ferret get a job at the gym? He was all about those gains.
  53. Why did the ferret get an award? For his fur-st class performance.
  54. Why did the ferret take his coffee to the police station? He heard it was mugged.
  55. What do ferrets say before a race? On your mark, get set, go-pher!
  56. How do you know a ferret is a good chef? His friends are always weaseling in for dinner.
  57. Why did the ferret lose the football game? He fumbled the fur-ball.
  58. Why are ferrets good at poker? They’ve got a poker face that’s hard to beat.
  59. Why don’t ferrets ever play basketball? They’re afraid of the nets.
  60. How do ferrets communicate at night? Using morse toad.
  61. Why was the ferret a good singer? He knew how to hit the high notes.
  62. What do you call a ferret who’s a doctor? A first aid kit!
  63. What do you call a smart ferret? A weaselly understood creature!
  64. Why did the ferret take his girlfriend to the space museum? He wanted to show her they were in a galaxy fur, fur away.
  65. Why did the ferret bring a map to the party? He wanted to get the party going in the right direction.
  66. What’s a ferret’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about shapes and fur-mulas.
  67. Why was the ferret at the Apple store? He was looking for the latest iPawd.
  68. Why was the ferret a good writer? He always had a way with words.
  69. What do you call a ferret who can play the piano? A keys-ter!
  70. How do you know a ferret is into fashion? When they have a fur-coat for every occasion.
  71. What’s a ferret’s favorite pizza topping? Pepper-rat-ni.
  72. Why did the ferret join the circus? He wanted to be a ring bear-er.
  73. Why don’t ferrets play chess? They prefer checkers, it’s less mouse-trous.
  74. Why was the ferret so popular at school? He was the class clown.
  75. Why are ferrets bad at checkers? They’re always jumped.
  76. Why don’t ferrets watch horror movies? They’re too fur-ightening!
  77. How do ferrets get ready for a race? They go for a warm-up lap.
  78. What’s a ferret’s favorite holiday? Fur-th of July!
  79. What do ferrets say when they are sure? “Fur-sure!”
  80. Why did the ferret go to the party? He was ready for some fun and furr-olic!
  81. Why did the ferret fail his driving test? He couldn’t make the weasel turn.
  82. How do you know a ferret is good at basketball? He’s always dribbling.
  83. What do you call a ferret who loves to draw? A sketch weasel.
  84. Why do ferrets hate drama? They prefer comedy, it’s more fur-fun!
  85. Why did the ferret join the swim team? He wanted to make a splash!
  86. Why did the ferret go to the casino? He was feeling lucky.
  87. Why do ferrets make terrible detectives? They always fall for the bait.
  88. What do you call a ferret who loves the theater? A drama weasel.
  89. Why did the ferret never get lost? He always knew his bearings.
  90. Why was the ferret the star of the soccer team? He always made the goal-den shot.
  91. Why did the ferret become a gardener? He loved to plant fer-ns.
  92. Why don’t ferrets like fast food? They prefer something more gourmet.
  93. Why did the ferret wear sunglasses? He wanted to look cool.
  94. What do you call a ferret on a motorcycle? A road weasel.
  95. Why was the ferret good at poker? He always had a trick up his sleeve.
  96. Why was the ferret a good runner? He always finished in the fur-st place.
  97. How do ferrets say goodnight? Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite!
  98. Why did the ferret go to the baseball game? He wanted to catch a fly ball.
  99. Why are ferrets always so excited? They’re always in a furr-y.
  100. Why don’t ferrets ever get tired? They’re full of energy.
  101. Why did the ferret wear a red suit to the party? He wanted to be the life of the party.
  102. What do you call a ferret who can do tricks? A magi-rat!
  103. Why do ferrets never win at cards? They always play their hand too early.
  104. Why did the ferret bring a fan to the party? He was a cool dude.
  105. What do ferrets do when they are bored? They look for some excitement.
  106. Why did the ferret join the choir? He wanted to hit the high notes.
  107. Why did the ferret go to the moon? He wanted to be a star.
  108. Why don’t ferrets like to play football? They’re afraid of getting tackled.
  109. Why did the ferret go to the beach? He wanted to soak up the sun.
  110. What do you call a ferret who can play the guitar? A rock star.
  111. Why are ferrets bad at hide and seek? They always peek.
  112. Why did the ferret go to the gym? He wanted to work on his fur-m.
  113. Why did the ferret buy a boat? He wanted to go on a cruise.
  114. Why did the ferret bring a camera to the party? He wanted to capture the moment.
  115. What do you call a ferret with a map? A navigator.
  116. Why was the ferret always in trouble? He was a mischief maker.
  117. What do ferrets do on a lazy day? They chill out.
  118. Why did the ferret go to the zoo? He wanted to see the other animals.
  119. Why did the ferret go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit under the weather.
  120. What do you call a ferret who loves to read? A book worm.
  121. Why did the ferret bring a gift to the party? He was a generous soul.
  122. Why did the ferret go to the art museum? He wanted to see the masterpieces.
  123. Why did the ferret bring a balloon to the party? He wanted to have a blast.
  124. What do you call a ferret in a movie? A star.
  125. Why did the ferret wear a blue suit to the party? He wanted to stand out.
  126. What do ferrets do on a hot day? They go for a swim.
  127. Why did the ferret bring a flashlight to the party? He wanted to light up the room.
  128. Why did the ferret go to the park? He wanted to have some fun.
  129. What do you call a ferret who loves to cook? A chef.
  130. Why was the ferret always the life of the party? He knew how to have a good time.
  131. Why did the ferret go to the spa? He wanted to relax.
  132. What do ferrets do on a cold day? They curl up by the fire.
  133. Why did the ferret go to the music concert? He loved to dance.
  134. Why did the ferret bring a toy to the party? He wanted to play games.
  135. What do you call a ferret who loves to travel? A globetrotter.
  136. Why did the ferret go to the circus? He wanted to see the acrobats.
  137. What do ferrets do when they are happy? They do a happy dance.
  138. Why did the ferret go to the comedy club? He loved to laugh.
  139. What do you call a ferret in a magic show? A magician’s assistant.
  140. Why did the ferret go to the dance club? He loved to move to the beat.
  141. Why did the ferret go to the ice cream parlor? He wanted to have a sweet treat.
  142. What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A pop star.
  143. Why did the ferret bring a joke book to the party? He wanted to make everyone laugh.
  144. What do ferrets do on a rainy day? They curl up with a good book.
  145. Why did the ferret go to the bakery? He loved the smell of fresh bread.
  146. What do you call a ferret in a soccer game? A goalie.
  147. Why did the ferret go to the mall? He loved to shop.
  148. What do ferrets do on a sunny day? They go for a walk in the park.
  149. Why did the ferret go to the music festival? He loved to rock out.
  150. What do you call a ferret who loves to dance? A disco king.

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