127 double chin jokes

Sure, let’s have some fun with this request.

But first, it’s important to note that humor can often be a sensitive subject.

Making fun of someone’s appearance is generally not a healthy or respectful form of humor.

So, while I’ll generate these jokes, I’m going to keep them light-hearted and free from any kind of body shaming.

1. Why did the double chin apply for a job? Because it wanted to be neck and neck with the competition!
2. I heard my friend say he has a double chin. I told him it just means he’s twice as fun to talk to.
3. Why did the double chin become an actor? Because it always wanted a supporting role!
4. Did you hear about the man who lost his double chin? He just couldn’t face it.
5. What do you call a double chin that tells jokes? A stand-up collarette!
6. Why did the double chin join the army? It wanted to be part of the “neck” force.
7. My double chin isn’t fat, it’s just full of great ideas.
8. What does a double chin use to text? Neck-t messages.
9. What’s a double chin’s favorite pasta? Neck-aroni and cheese!
10. How does a double chin prefer its coffee? Neck-tra strong!
11. Why was the double chin a good detective? It always stayed under cover.
12. How does a double chin get ready for winter? It puts on a turtle-neck.
13. Why was the double chin always last in races? It could never get ahead.
14. What does a double chin bring to a picnic? Sandwiches, because it always has extra rolls!
15. What’s a double chin’s favorite music genre? Neck-pop.
16. Why was the double chin good at geography? It knew where all the valleys are.
17. Why did the double chin become a banker? It was good at handling checks.
18. Why did the double chin fail its driving test? It didn’t know how to “chin” check.
19. Why was the double chin bad at hide and seek? It always stuck its neck out.
20. Why does a double chin love the library? Because of the book necks.
21. What’s a double chin’s favorite fast food? Neck-Donald’s!
22. How does a double chin show agreement? It nods “neck-sactly!”
23. Why did the double chin go to the party? It heard there’d be plenty of “chin” and tonic.
24. What does a double chin take on vacation? A neck-pack!
25. Why did the double chin get a job at the bakery? It loved the “bun” under the chin!
26. What’s a double chin’s favorite fish? The neck-tarines!
27. Why does a double chin love winter? It’s the only time it gets to wear scarves!
28. Why did the double chin go to the zoo? It wanted to see the giraffes.
29. What’s a double chin’s favorite movie? Neck-tanic!
30. What does a double chin use to paint? A brush, with broad “strokes” under the chin!
31. Why did the double chin go to the gym? It heard about neck-ercises.
32. How does a double chin do yoga? Neck-stands!
33. What’s a double chin’s favorite game? Neck-tac-toe!
34. Why did the double chin go to the dentist? It wanted to check its underbite.
35. Why did the double chin become a historian? It had a neck for the past!
36. What’s a double chin’s favorite dance move? The neck-twist!
37. Why did the double chin start playing chess? It heard about the queen’s “neck” move.
38. Why did the double chin go to the art gallery? It was interested in the neck-tures.
39. What’s a double chin’s favorite animal? The giraffe, because of its long neck.
40. What’s a double chin’s favorite car? A Rolls-Royce, for obvious reasons.
41. How did the double chin solve the puzzle? With neck-tivity.
42. Why did the double chin join the orchestra? It heard they needed more violins and chellos.
43. Why does a double chin like roller coasters? They give it a good “neck” thrill!
44. Why did the double chin get glasses? It wanted to have a spectacle under the neck!
45. What’s a double chin’s favorite bird? The pe-neck.
46. Why does a double chin like neckties? They add a touch of class.
47. Why did the double chin start a blog? It had a lot of “neck”speriences to share.
48. Why did the double chin go to the casino? It wanted to play “neck”jack.
49. What’s a double chin’s favorite vegetable? Neck-tarines!
50. Why did the double chin become a chef? It had a taste for gourmet “neck”ipes.
51. Why did the double chin go to space? It heard about the “neck-stroid” belt.
52. Why did the double chin start a band? It wanted to create some “neck-o-phonic” music.
53. Why did the double chin become a gardener? It liked the “neck-tar” of the earth.
54. Why did the double chin become a meteorologist? It liked the “chin-dy” weather.
55. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of poem? A neck-rostic!
56. Why does a double chin like shopping? It loves the “neck-cessories.”
57. What did the double chin bring to the potluck? Neck-tarine pie.
58. What’s a double chin’s favorite drink? A gin and “chin-ic.”
59. Why did the double chin become a sailor? It loved the “neck-tical” miles.
60. What’s a double chin’s favorite part of the day? “Neck”-fast time!
61. Why does a double chin love fashion? It’s all about the “neck-cessorizing.”
62. What’s a double chin’s favorite superhero? Super-man, because of his prominent jawline.
63. What did the double chin say to the beard? “You cover me well!”
64. Why did the double chin become a musician? It had a “neck” for notes.
65. What’s a double chin’s favorite fruit? “Neck-tarines,” of course!
66. Why did the double chin become a philosopher? It was a deep “think-chin.”
67. What’s a double chin’s favorite TV show? “Neck-stflix and Chill.”
68. Why did the double chin join the choir? It loved to sing in “neck-taves.”
69. What’s a double chin’s favorite snack? “Neck-o wafers.”
70. What’s a double chin’s favorite sport? “Neck”-etball!
71. Why did the double chin become a critic? It had a knack for “chin-sights.”
72. Why did the double chin become a travel blogger? It loved “neck-ploring.”
73. What’s a double chin’s favorite toy? A “neck-erchief.”
74. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of story? A “neck-cdote.”
75. What does a double chin do on a lazy day? “Neck”-st nothing.
76. What’s a double chin’s favorite color? “Neck-tarine” orange!
77. Why did the double chin become a therapist? It’s a good “chin-listener.”
78. What’s a double chin’s favorite flower? “Neck-tarines” again!
79. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of music? “Neck”-n’ roll!
80. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of dance? “Neck”-twisting!
81. Why did the double chin become a scientist? It had a “neck” for discovery.
82. Why did the double chin become a jeweler? It loved “neck”-laces.
83. Why did the double chin become a teacher? It had a lot of “chin”-formation to share.
84. What’s a double chin’s favorite place to relax? The “neck”-uzzi!
85. Why did the double chin become a comedian? It loved “chin”-tertainment.
86. What’s a double chin’s favorite book? “The Neck-ronomicon.”
87. What’s a double chin’s favorite constellation? “Neck-taurus.”
88. Why did the double chin become a baker? It loved kneading dough.
89. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of bread? “Neck”-tella filled!
90. Why did the double chin become a pilot? It loved the “neck”-osphere.
91. Why did the double chin become a sculptor? It had a knack for “neck”-detail.
92. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of pizza? Extra “cheeks-a.”
93. What’s a double chin’s favorite activity at a party? “Neck”-working!
94. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of dog? A “neck”-ita!
95. Why did the double chin become a writer? It loved “neck-atives.”
96. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of weather? “Neck”-ly cloudy!
97. Why did the double chin become a tailor? It loved “neck”-measurements.
98. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of home? A “neck”-abin.
99. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of hat? A “neck”-ap.
100. What’s a double chin’s favorite tree? “Neck”-tare trees!
101. Why did the double chin join the marathon? It loved a good “neck”-ercise.
102. Why did the double chin become a librarian? It loved “neck”-stories.
103. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of pasta? “Neck”-telli.
104. What’s a double chin’s favorite piece of furniture? The “neck”-lounge.
105. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of cat? A “neck”-amese.
106. Why did the double chin become a zookeeper? It loved “neck”-otiating with animals.
107. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of bird? The “neck”-finch.
108. Why did the double chin become a tour guide? It loved “neck”-ploration.
109. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of cheese? “Neck”-mesan.
110. Why did the double chin join the circus? It loved the “neck”-citement.
111. What’s a double chin’s favorite kind of drink? “Neck”-tars.
112. Why did the double chin become a photographer? It loved “neck”-tures.
113. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of movie? “Neck”-tion.
114. Why did the double chin become an astronaut? It loved the “neck”-mos.
115. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of candy? “Neck”-o.
116. Why did the double chin join the choir? It loved to “neck”-onize.
117. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of dog breed? The “neck”-hund.
118. Why did the double chin become an archaeologist? It loved digging up the “neck”-cent past.
119. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of instrument? The “neck”-tar.
120. Why did the double chin become a magician? It loved “neck”-romancy.
121. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of game? “Neck”-opoly.
122. Why did the double chin become a chef? It loved “neck”-ipes.
123. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of ice cream? “Neck”-opolitan.
124. Why did the double chin become a marathon runner? It loved “neck”-ercises.
125. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of music? “Neck”-n’ roll.
126. Why did the double chin become a bartender? It loved “neck”-tails.
127. What’s a double chin’s favorite type of flower? “Neck”-tar roses.