150 cinderella jokes

  1. Why does Cinderella avoid playing soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball.
  2. How does Cinderella like her rice? Shoe-shi style.
  3. Why is Cinderella bad at tennis? Her coach is a pumpkin.
  4. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of music? Shoe-gaze.
  5. What kind of photographs does Cinderella hate? Footprints.
  6. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball.
  7. Why did Cinderella always arrive home at midnight? She didn’t want to be late and pumpkin.
  8. What’s Cinderella’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch” line.
  9. Why did Cinderella fail at baking? Her glass slippers weren’t oven-proof.
  10. Why does Cinderella never use lifts? She prefers the “step” mother approach.
  11. Why did Cinderella take her shoe to the police? She wanted to report an a-‘heel’-legal activity.
  12. Why did Cinderella go to the shoe store? She had a sole purpose.
  13. Why does Cinderella never play hide and seek? Because she always gets found at the stroke of midnight.
  14. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of shoe? Platforms, she likes to be a-head.
  15. Why does Cinderella never trust the calendar? Because her days always turn into pumpkins.
  16. What’s Cinderella’s favorite day of the week? “Fri-day,” because the next day she can go to the “ball”.
  17. Why did Cinderella refuse to play cricket? Because she hates running for a “run”.
  18. How does Cinderella measure her shoe size? In “pump”kin units.
  19. What’s Cinderella’s least favorite fruit? Pumpkins, obviously.
  20. Why did Cinderella bring a ladder to the ball? To finally get a head.
  21. What is Cinderella’s favorite movie? “Footloose”.
  22. Why did Cinderella get in trouble with the IRS? Because she ran away from her tax “slip”.
  23. What kind of workouts does Cinderella do? Step aerobics.
  24. What’s Cinderella’s favorite shoe brand? Nike, because she loves to “just do it”.
  25. Why did Cinderella fail her driving test? She has a pumpkin for a coach.
  26. Why is Cinderella bad at baseball? Because she’s afraid of the “bats”.
  27. Why is Cinderella considered an eco-friendly princess? She recycles her carriage.
  28. Why doesn’t Cinderella like flat shoes? Because life is short, and she needs a few extra inches.
  29. What’s Cinderella’s favorite pizza topping? Pumpkin, what else?
  30. Why did Cinderella refuse to wear a red dress to the ball? She didn’t want to be a “step” out.
  31. What’s Cinderella’s favorite dance move? The slipper-slide.
  32. What’s Cinderella’s least favorite chore? Sweeping the chimney – too much “soot”.
  33. How does Cinderella like her drinks? On the rocks, as in her diamond slipper.
  34. Why did Cinderella open a bakery? She has a history with buns and rolls.
  35. What type of shoe does Cinderella wear when it rains? “Pump”er-boots.
  36. What’s Cinderella’s favorite song? “Hit the road, Jack” for her rapid departures.
  37. Why does Cinderella never wear sandals? Because she can’t handle “flip” decisions.
  38. What’s Cinderella’s favorite plant? Foot-prints.
  39. What type of dog does Cinderella have? A Fairy-Tail Retriever.
  40. Why does Cinderella never go to the beach? Sand in her slippers isn’t exactly comfortable.
  41. What’s Cinderella’s favorite board game? “Trivial Pursuit” – because she’s always pursuing trivial things like glass slippers.
  42. What’s Cinderella’s favorite part of a computer? The mouse, obviously.
  43. Why did Cinderella never become a pilot? She’d leave at the stroke of midnight and turn the plane into a pumpkin.
  44. Why doesn’t Cinderella like working at the library? She always has to “book” at midnight.
  45. How does Cinderella get to the top of her castle? By using the “step” ladder.
  46. Why is Cinderella a bad secret agent? She always leaves a slipper at the scene.
  47. What type of key does Cinderella use for her diary? A “secre-tairy” key.
  48. What’s Cinderella’s favorite subject in school? History – she’s quite into “past” midnight stories.
  49. Why is Cinderella never chosen for jury duty? She always leaves before the trial is over.
  50. What’s Cinderella’s least favorite city? Brussels – too many “sprouts”.
  51. What’s Cinderella’s favorite cheese? Gouda, because it’s so “gouda” with pumpkin!
  52. Why is Cinderella terrible at poker? Because she always folds before midnight.
  53. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of cookie? “Slipper-doodles”.
  54. Why doesn’t Cinderella play Uno? Because she can never keep hold of her “Wild” card.
  55. What is Cinderella’s favorite tea? Chai-ming midnight.
  56. Why doesn’t Cinderella use Post-it notes? They always stick on her slipper.
  57. What’s Cinderella’s favorite bird? The “cinder”ella bird, of course!
  58. Why is Cinderella a bad journalist? She always leaves before getting the full story.
  59. What does Cinderella say when she’s confused? “I’m so fl-‘slippered’.”
  60. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good bartender? She always mixes up her “slip”pery elms.
  61. What’s Cinderella’s favorite vegetable? The “sole”-shoe veggie.
  62. Why does Cinderella never do magic tricks? She always loses her “slip” of hand.
  63. How does Cinderella make a salad? With “lettuce slippers”.
  64. Why does Cinderella never wear a watch? Time “slips” away from her.
  65. Why doesn’t Cinderella like summer camp? The fairy godmother never fits in her backpack.
  66. What does Cinderella like on her toast? Pumpkin spread.
  67. Why does Cinderella never play chess? She can’t handle losing her knights at midnight.
  68. Why is Cinderella bad at singing competitions? She always chokes at the high “C’s”.
  69. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of pasta? Fettuccine Alfred-“toe”.
  70. Why doesn’t Cinderella like e-readers? She prefers “real” fairy tales.
  71. What type of candy does Cinderella dislike? “Pump”-kin spice taffy.
  72. What’s Cinderella’s favorite exercise? Jump-“in”-jacks.
  73. Why doesn’t Cinderella wear earrings? They never fit in her “lobes”.
  74. Why doesn’t Cinderella join a choir? She’s not good at hitting the high “glass” notes.
  75. What’s Cinderella’s favorite food chain? “Foot”long Subways.
  76. What’s Cinderella’s favorite kind of pie? Pump-“kin” pie, of course!
  77. Why doesn’t Cinderella ever become a marathon runner? She keeps losing her shoes.
  78. What is Cinderella’s favorite candy? “Tootsie” rolls.
  79. What’s Cinderella’s favorite flower? The “step”hanotis.
  80. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good nurse? She always loses her patients at midnight.
  81. What is Cinderella’s favorite fruit salad? Cinder-“melon” and pumpkin.
  82. Why does Cinderella never join the circus? She can’t handle juggling.
  83. What does Cinderella wear when she goes swimming? A “glass” bikini.
  84. Why is Cinderella bad at jokes? She always forgets the “punch” line.
  85. What’s Cinderella’s favorite planet? “Saturn” because it has the biggest ring.
  86. Why doesn’t Cinderella like math? She can’t count past 12.
  87. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of bread? Pumpkin bread.
  88. Why can’t Cinderella play volleyball? She’s scared of the net.
  89. What does Cinderella love to play on the piano? “Sole”ful tunes.
  90. Why doesn’t Cinderella like to play cards? She always loses her “suit”.
  91. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of chips? Pumpkin spice chips.
  92. Why doesn’t Cinderella like Sudoku? She can’t fill in all the squares before midnight.
  93. What does Cinderella use to fix her shoe? A pumpkin patch.
  94. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good detective? She leaves too many footprints.
  95. What’s Cinderella’s favorite dessert? “Sole” brulee.
  96. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good farmer? She always drops her “crop”.
  97. What’s Cinderella’s favorite breakfast cereal? Pumpkin Pops.
  98. Why does Cinderella never go fishing? She can’t handle the “scale”.
  99. What does Cinderella wear when she goes skiing? A snow “boot”.
  100. What’s Cinderella’s favorite number? 12, of course!
  101. Why does Cinderella never become an engineer? She’s not good with “pressure”.
  102. What’s Cinderella’s favorite brand of soda? “Fanta”-sy Orange.
  103. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good mail carrier? She always drops her “letters”.
  104. What does Cinderella use to take notes? A “pump”kin pen.
  105. Why doesn’t Cinderella like playing the trumpet? She always blows it at midnight.
  106. What’s Cinderella’s favorite dish detergent? “Joy” because it’s as sparkly as her dress.
  107. Why can’t Cinderella become an artist? She’s afraid of “draw”-ing attention.
  108. What does Cinderella use to comb her hair? A “fairy” comb.
  109. Why doesn’t Cinderella like hotdogs? They never fit in her “buns”.
  110. What’s Cinderella’s favorite shampoo? “Head and Shoulders” – for dandruff-free midnight runs.
  111. Why doesn’t Cinderella like roller coasters? She hates losing her shoes.
  112. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of cat? A “fur”-ry tail one.
  113. Why doesn’t Cinderella play ice hockey? She always loses her “puck”.
  114. What’s Cinderella’s favorite flavor of ice cream? “Vanilla” – like her fairy godmother’s dress.
  115. Why doesn’t Cinderella like to play the stock market? She always loses her “shares”.
  116. What’s Cinderella’s favorite brand of soap? “Dove” – as pure as her heart.
  117. Why doesn’t Cinderella play golf? She’s afraid of the “hole”.
  118. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of hat? A “cap”-toe.
  119. Why doesn’t Cinderella go mountain climbing? She’s afraid of heights.
  120. What’s Cinderella’s favorite board game? “Candy Land” – she loves a sweet adventure.
  121. What’s Cinderella’s favorite fruit? Glass berries.
  122. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good hairdresser? She always leaves at the most crucial moment.
  123. What’s Cinderella’s favorite pastry? A “pump”-kin tart.
  124. Why doesn’t Cinderella like snowball fights? She’s afraid of losing her mittens.
  125. What does Cinderella like to read? “Sole” poetry.
  126. Why doesn’t Cinderella play rugby? She always loses her “try”.
  127. What’s Cinderella’s favorite song? “Puttin’ on the Ritz” – she loves dressing up.
  128. Why doesn’t Cinderella like ping pong? She always loses her “bounce”.
  129. What does Cinderella use to write? A “pump”-kin pencil.
  130. Why doesn’t Cinderella like archery? She always loses her “arrow”.
  131. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of seafood? Glass shrimp.
  132. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good sailor? She always loses her “knots”.
  133. What does Cinderella like to wear on a sunny day? A sun-“dress”.
  134. Why doesn’t Cinderella play the piano? She always loses her “key”.
  135. What’s Cinderella’s favorite style of dance? The “Waltz” – it’s perfect for a ball.
  136. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good locksmith? She always loses her “lock”.
  137. What does Cinderella like to drink? “Pump”-kin spiced latte.
  138. Why doesn’t Cinderella like playing basketball? She always loses her “dribble”.
  139. What’s Cinderella’s favorite kind of car? A “pump”-kin carriage.
  140. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good mechanic? She always loses her “nuts” and bolts.
  141. What’s Cinderella’s favorite bird? A “glass” owl.
  142. Why doesn’t Cinderella play the guitar? She always loses her “pick”.
  143. What does Cinderella like to use for lighting? A “candle”-abra.
  144. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good baker? She always loses her “yeast”.
  145. What’s Cinderella’s favorite TV show? “So You Think You Can Dance”.
  146. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good juggler? She always loses her “grip”.
  147. What’s Cinderella’s favorite makeup item? “Lip”-stick, to leave a mark.
  148. Why doesn’t Cinderella like boxing? She always loses her “punch”.
  149. What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of dog? A “Pomeranian” – fluffy like her ball gowns.
  150. Why doesn’t Cinderella make a good gardener? She always loses her “hoe”.

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