150 booger jokes
- Why don’t boogers ever get lost? Because they always stick around!
- Why did the booger go to the party? Because it heard it was a pick-up spot.
- Why was the booger afraid of the tissue? Because it knew it would get caught.
- Why did the booger cross the road? Because it was picked up on the other side.
- Why do boogers never win at hide and seek? They always get picked out.
- What did the mom booger say to the baby booger? Stick with me and you’ll go places!
- How do you make a booger stop following you? Blow it off!
- Why don’t boogers get a promotion? They can’t climb the corporate ladder, they only know how to slide down!
- Why was the booger good at math? It always knew its snot factor.
- Why don’t boogers play cards? Because they’re afraid of the hand!
- What’s a booger’s favorite song? “I Will Always Stick With You”.
- Why can’t boogers be your best friend? Because they always get picked on.
- Why did the booger refuse to leave the nose? It didn’t want to be snot.
- Why was the booger bad at sports? It could never catch a break!
- Why don’t boogers play in the sandbox? They’re afraid of being dug up!
- Why don’t boogers go to the movies? They get stuck to the seats.
- Why do boogers never get sick? Because they’re always picked last.
- What’s a booger’s favorite dance move? The slide!
- What do boogers call a messy room? A snot spot.
- Why do boogers never get lonely? They always stick together!
- What does a booger say when it’s ready to leave? “Snot time to go!”
- What did the left nostril say to the booger? “You’re in my space!”
- Why was the booger afraid of the mirror? It didn’t want to be seen picking itself.
- Why did the booger stay at home? Because it didn’t want to get blown away.
- Why don’t boogers go on vacation? They’re afraid of getting picked up at the airport.
- What’s a booger’s favorite breakfast? Snotsages and egg!
- Why did the booger get in trouble at school? It kept picking fights!
- Why was the booger so good at yoga? It was really flexible.
- What did the booger say to the finger? “Stop picking on me!”
- What’s a booger’s favorite sport? Noseball.
- Why did the booger never make it to the finish line? It got stuck halfway.
- Why did the booger go to the doctor? It felt a little green.
- What does a booger do on its day off? Just hangs around!
- Why was the booger so popular? Because it was always picked first.
- What did the booger say when it got caught? “I’ve been framed!”
- Why did the booger fail its driving test? It couldn’t stop picking up speed.
- What’s a booger’s favorite dessert? Snot chocolate!
- Why did the booger join the circus? It loved the trapeze, it was good at hanging.
- What’s a booger’s favorite TV show? “The Pick Is Right.”
- Why was the booger never lonely? It always had company in the nose.
- Why did the booger fail at hide-and-seek? It was always stuck in the same spot!
- What’s a booger’s favorite game? Pick-a-boo!
- Why did the booger never get invited to parties? It was too clingy.
- What does a booger do when it’s scared? It hides in the nasal caves.
- Why don’t boogers get on rides? They’re afraid of the drop.
- Why was the booger so bad at basketball? It could never make a clean pass!
- What’s a booger’s favorite color? Green, of course!
- Why did the booger refuse to come out of the nose? It didn’t want to blow it.
- Why did the booger get a good grade in school? Because it was on the honor roll… out of the nose.
- Why don’t boogers go on roller coasters? They’re afraid of getting blown away.
- Why did the booger fail art class? It could only draw sticky figures.
- What did the booger say when it got in trouble? “I didn’t mean to stick around.”
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of bread? A nose bagel!
- What do boogers do when they’re bored? They just hang and swing.
- Why was the booger so proud? Because it was picked by a top nose!
- Why did the booger join the army? Because it heard there would be drill sergeants.
- Why do boogers never feel cold? Because they’re always bundled up in a nose blanket.
- What’s a booger’s favorite day of the week? Snoturday!
- Why don’t boogers play football? Because they always get a false start.
- What’s a booger’s favorite book? “Pickwick Papers”.
- Why did the booger refuse to leave? It was attached to the place.
- Why was the booger a bad actor? It could never pick up its lines.
- Why was the booger so good at climbing? It always stuck to the wall.
- Why did the booger never win at races? It was always a little behind.
- Why was the booger good at politics? It knew how to stick to its points.
- What’s a booger’s favorite school subject? Snotology.
- Why did the booger get promoted? It knew how to pick up the slack.
- Why did the booger refuse to play hide and seek? It was afraid of being found out.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of music? Snot Rock!
- Why do boogers love winter? Because it’s the perfect time for a nose dive.
- What did the booger say to the dust particle? “Let’s stick together!”
- What’s a booger’s favorite kind of cookie? Snotmeal raisin!
- Why did the booger go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure anymore.
- What’s a booger’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Snotting”.
- Why did the booger get kicked out of the library? It couldn’t keep its volume down.
- Why was the booger so popular at the music festival? Because it knew how to pick up the beat.
- Why did the booger join the orchestra? It loved the snotophone!
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of pasta? Snotghetti!
- Why did the booger get arrested? It was caught picking a lock.
- Why do boogers love comedies? They always get picked for the punch line.
- What did the booger say to the other when it was leaving? “Snot you again!”
- Why do boogers like social media? They’re always getting picked.
- What’s a booger’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern.
- Why did the booger start a blog? It wanted to share its sticky situation.
- Why did the booger go to space? It wanted to be a snotrocket.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of cheese? Snotzarella!
- Why did the booger go to the spa? It needed to de-stress and unstick.
- Why was the booger a good poker player? It always knew when to fold.
- What’s a booger’s favorite board game? Monop-nose-ly.
- Why did the booger never get bored? It was always hanging out.
- Why did the booger go to a rock concert? It loved a good nose pit.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of salad? Caesar Snot.
- Why did the booger join a choir? It loved a good nose-tune.
- Why was the booger a good detective? It always picked up on the clues.
- What’s a booger’s favorite restaurant? SnotDonald’s.
- Why did the booger refuse to jump into the pool? It was afraid of making a splash.
- Why did the booger get kicked out of the park? It wouldn’t stop hanging on the swings.
- Why did the booger go to a bakery? It had a craving for nose-tarts.
- What’s a booger’s favorite circus act? The trapeze – it loves hanging on.
- Why did the booger take a nap? It was tired of being on the run.
- Why was the booger a great football player? It always stuck to the receiver.
- What’s a booger’s favorite part of a tree? The branch – it loves to hang.
- Why did the booger go to a therapist? It was tired of being picked on.
- Why did the booger go to the gym? It was tired of being soft and squishy.
- What’s a booger’s favorite landmark? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
- Why did the booger join a band? It loved to pick up the rhythm.
- Why did the booger become a teacher? It wanted to help others pick up knowledge.
- What’s a booger’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve – it loves a good nose drop.
- Why did the booger love history class? It liked learning about ancient noses.
- Why did the booger stay in bed? It felt a little runny.
- What’s a booger’s favorite vegetable? Pickles, of course!
- Why did the booger take a selfie? It wanted to look sharp.
- Why did the booger never get lost? It always stuck to the map.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of pet? A nose-weasel!
- Why did the booger never win at chess? It always got cornered.
- Why did the booger like the museum? It loved to hang around the artifacts.
- What’s a booger’s favorite amusement park ride? The Ferris wheel – it loves to stick to the top.
- Why did the booger become a banker? It loved to stick to the green.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of movie? A nose-suspense thriller!
- Why did the booger always carry a handkerchief? It wanted to have a soft landing.
- Why did the booger go to the zoo? It wanted to hang with the monkeys.
- What’s a booger’s favorite bedtime story? “The Princess and the Snot”.
- Why did the booger join the swim team? It loved doing the backstroke.
- Why did the booger start a garden? It loved hanging around the plants.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of bird? The Snottingale!
- Why did the booger go to the bar? It wanted to blow off some steam.
- Why did the booger join a book club? It loved to stick to a good story.
- What’s a booger’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, it reminds them of a nose.
- Why did the booger become a chef? It loved to whip up a good stew.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of flower? Nosegay!
- Why did the booger go to a concert? It wanted to see the band pick up the beat.
- What’s a booger’s favorite fruit? A snottyfruit.
- Why did the booger join the tennis team? It loved a good serve.
- Why did the booger become a pilot? It loved to soar through the skies.
- What’s a booger’s favorite game show? “Let’s Make a Sneeze”.
- Why did the booger take up knitting? It loved to pick up stitches.
- Why did the booger join a choir? It had a great nose for music.
- What’s a booger’s favorite fairy tale? “The Princess and the Booger”.
- Why did the booger go to college? It wanted to be picked for the Dean’s List.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of car? A snot rod.
- Why did the booger take up jogging? It loved a good run.
- Why did the booger become a referee? It knew when to blow the whistle.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of fish? A Snot Salmon.
- Why did the booger join a bowling team? It loved to roll.
- Why did the booger take up painting? It loved to mix colors.
- What’s a booger’s favorite place to visit? The Snotre Dame Cathedral.
- Why did the booger take up astronomy? It loved to see stars.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of tea? Green, of course!
- Why did the booger join a debate team? It loved to stick to its points.
- What’s a booger’s favorite type of candy? Gummy boogers!