150 bigfoot jokes

  1. Why did Bigfoot refuse to play hide and seek? He always leaves giant footprints.
  2. Why does Bigfoot always win at poker? Because every hand he has is a big one.
  3. Why doesn’t Bigfoot use a cellphone? He’s afraid of leaving large data footprints.
  4. Why did Bigfoot get kicked out of the shoe store? Because they didn’t have a size 100.
  5. How does Bigfoot tell time? He uses a sundial, a watch is too small for his wrist!
  6. What do you call a well-dressed Bigfoot? Sasquash.
  7. Why did Bigfoot become a gardener? He has a green “big toe”.
  8. Why did Bigfoot get a job in the bakery? Because he kneads the dough.
  9. Why did Bigfoot make a great detective? He always leaves big clues.
  10. How did Bigfoot do on his diet? He’s down to a size 75 shoe.
  11. Why does Bigfoot always win the marathon? Because he takes big strides.
  12. Why is Bigfoot so good at Basketball? He never needs to jump to dunk.
  13. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite exercise? Squats, it keeps his Sasquatch strong!
  14. Why did Bigfoot become a writer? He wanted to leave a big print.
  15. Why doesn’t Bigfoot wear sandals? Because he doesn’t like getting sand between his toes.
  16. How does Bigfoot start his day? With a big cup of Joe!
  17. Why doesn’t Bigfoot use an umbrella? He’s too tall, the rain never reaches him.
  18. Why is Bigfoot always the last one to be found in hide and seek? Because he leaves a big footprint.
  19. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite hobby? Stomping around in the mud.
  20. Why was Bigfoot the best student? Because he always stood out in class.
  21. What do you call Bigfoot when he’s in a hurry? Sasqu-run.
  22. Why does Bigfoot never get lost? Because he always takes big steps in the right direction.
  23. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal, it matches his heavy steps.
  24. Why does Bigfoot always win at tug-of-war? He’s got a strong grip.
  25. Why did Bigfoot become a photographer? He wanted to capture big moments.
  26. Why doesn’t Bigfoot use a GPS? He prefers a map, it’s bigger.
  27. Why does Bigfoot prefer the fall season? He loves to crunch the big leaves.
  28. How does Bigfoot cut his steak? With a big knife!
  29. Why was Bigfoot chosen as the Christmas tree decorator? He’s the only one who can reach the top.
  30. How does Bigfoot keep his feet clean? With a power washer.
  31. What do you call a Bigfoot with a cold? Sneezequatch.
  32. Why did Bigfoot win the pie eating contest? Because he has a big appetite.
  33. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, he likes it big.
  34. Why was Bigfoot a great salesman? He always left a big impression.
  35. What do you call Bigfoot when he’s dancing? Jigfoot.
  36. Why did Bigfoot become a traffic cop? He can see over all the cars.
  37. Why did Bigfoot join the swim team? He makes a big splash.
  38. What is Bigfoot’s favorite exercise? The leg press, he loves using his big feet.
  39. Why is Bigfoot never late? He always takes big strides.
  40. Why did Bigfoot win the sack race? He used a tent.
  41. Why does Bigfoot love the beach? He can finally take off his shoes.
  42. What do you call a Bigfoot in Hollywood? A big star!
  43. Why was Bigfoot expelled from the library? He always left big bookmarks.
  44. Why does Bigfoot never use a bike? He can’t find a big enough helmet.
  45. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite vehicle? A monster truck.
  46. Why did Bigfoot start an Instagram account? He wanted to make a big footprint online.
  47. Why is Bigfoot good at gardening? He’s always stomping on weeds.
  48. Why doesn’t Bigfoot use a broom? He prefers a leaf blower, it covers a bigger area.
  49. Why was Bigfoot bad at chess? He couldn’t fit his fingers around the small pieces.
  50. Why is Bigfoot’s phone so big? He keeps hitting multiple keys with his big thumbs.
  51. Why did Bigfoot refuse to use a telescope? He said he needed a microscope to see anything through it.
  52. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite food? Foot-long hot dogs.
  53. How does Bigfoot tie his shoes? With big knots.
  54. Why does Bigfoot love snowball fights? His snowballs are the size of boulders.
  55. Why does Bigfoot always carry a map? His GPS can’t track his big steps.
  56. What is Bigfoot’s favorite form of art? Foot painting.
  57. Why is Bigfoot the best at high jump? He starts halfway up.
  58. Why doesn’t Bigfoot play soccer? He always gets penalized for handball.
  59. Why does Bigfoot never play miniature golf? He only plays maximum golf.
  60. What do you call a Bigfoot who’s good at math? Sasquare root.
  61. How does Bigfoot get his news? From the broad-sheet newspaper.
  62. Why does Bigfoot always order a large pizza? A small one is just a bite for him.
  63. How does Bigfoot celebrate his birthday? With a big cake, of course.
  64. Why doesn’t Bigfoot get a driver’s license? No car can accommodate his big feet.
  65. Why did Bigfoot become a detective? He always leaves big footprints.
  66. How does Bigfoot text his friends? He uses voice-to-text. His fingers are too big for the keys.
  67. Why did Bigfoot refuse to play chess? The king was too small for him to be threatened.
  68. What is Bigfoot’s favorite part of a computer? The keyboard, he loves pressing the big keys.
  69. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite game? Hopscotch, he loves hopping with his big feet.
  70. How does Bigfoot make an omelette? With ostrich eggs.
  71. What does Bigfoot do at a party? He raises the roof, literally.
  72. Why does Bigfoot always win at Monopoly? He owns all the big properties.
  73. Why did Bigfoot join the circus? He wanted to be the tall man instead of the strong man.
  74. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite type of shoe? Big Boots.
  75. Why did Bigfoot become an archaeologist? He always digs up big things.
  76. Why does Bigfoot always win at limbo? He just steps over the bar.
  77. Why doesn’t Bigfoot make a good librarian? He can’t keep quiet; his footsteps are too loud.
  78. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite subject in school? Geography, he loves learning about big places.
  79. Why did Bigfoot quit his office job? His chair wasn’t big enough.
  80. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite type of tree? A Bigtoe tree.
  81. Why did Bigfoot get kicked out of the pottery class? His hands were too big for the pottery wheel.
  82. What does Bigfoot use to write? A big pen, of course.
  83. Why is Bigfoot so good at basketball? He doesn’t need to jump to dunk.
  84. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite kind of story? Big tales.
  85. Why did Bigfoot become a lifeguard? He can see over the waves.
  86. Why doesn’t Bigfoot like going to the cinema? The seats are too small.
  87. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite fruit? Big apples.
  88. How does Bigfoot say goodbye? He waves, and everyone sees it.
  89. Why is Bigfoot always the star of the show? He can’t hide in the background.
  90. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite type of dog? A Great Dane, it’s the only one that can match his size.
  91. What is Bigfoot’s favorite part of a newspaper? The crosswords, he loves big puzzles.
  92. How does Bigfoot take his coffee? In a big mug, with lots of cream and sugar.
  93. What does Bigfoot use to style his hair? A rake, it’s the only thing big enough.
  94. Why did Bigfoot join a bowling league? He always strikes big.
  95. Why does Bigfoot never forget anything? He has a big memory.
  96. How does Bigfoot light a campfire? He uses a whole tree as a matchstick.
  97. Why did Bigfoot get a ticket at the park? He was caught stomping on flowers.
  98. Why did Bigfoot become a sailor? He wanted to see the big blue sea.
  99. What do you call a Bigfoot with a Twitter account? A social media giant.
  100. Why does Bigfoot never get cold in winter? He has a big fur coat.
  101. How does Bigfoot decorate his house for Halloween? With giant pumpkins.
  102. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite way to travel? By foot, obviously.
  103. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite type of pie? A big apple pie.
  104. Why does Bigfoot love going to the gym? He enjoys lifting big weights.
  105. Why did Bigfoot get kicked out of the soccer team? He couldn’t find shin guards his size.
  106. Why does Bigfoot always win at Twister? His reach is unparalleled.
  107. How does Bigfoot keep cool in summer? He stands in his own shade.
  108. What do you call a Bigfoot that likes to sing? Sassy-tenor.
  109. Why did Bigfoot get a job at the bakery? His buns are always extra large.
  110. Why does Bigfoot never play hide-and-seek in the snow? His footprints give him away.
  111. How does Bigfoot listen to music? On his big speaker.
  112. Why is Bigfoot always the first to know it’s raining? The rain hits him first.
  113. How does Bigfoot enjoy a day at the beach? By making gigantic sandcastles.
  114. Why did Bigfoot win the spelling bee? He always spells big words.
  115. Why is Bigfoot so good at chess? He always thinks a few big steps ahead.
  116. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite number? Big number 1.
  117. How does Bigfoot measure his shoe size? With a yardstick.
  118. What is Bigfoot’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The Bigfoot-sized roller coaster.
  119. What is Bigfoot’s favorite piece of jewelry? A big toe ring.
  120. What does Bigfoot use for a diving board? A fallen tree.
  121. Why is Bigfoot a bad baseball player? He always breaks the bat.
  122. Why does Bigfoot always get caught in a game of tag? He can’t run under the tree branches.
  123. What is Bigfoot’s favorite book? “Gulliver’s Travels,” he relates to the giants.
  124. Why did Bigfoot refuse to ride the elevator? He was scared it couldn’t carry his weight.
  125. How does Bigfoot know when it’s time to shave? His beard reaches his knees.
  126. Why doesn’t Bigfoot make a good cook? His fingers are too big to chop veggies.
  127. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite part of a baseball game? The seventh-inning stretch, it helps his big muscles.
  128. How does Bigfoot play the piano? He can only play the low notes.
  129. Why did Bigfoot refuse to wear a suit? The tie was too tight around his big neck.
  130. How does Bigfoot drink his soup? From a big bowl, with a ladle.
  131. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory.”
  132. Why doesn’t Bigfoot play volleyball? He always spikes too hard.
  133. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite Broadway musical? “The Phantom of the Opera,” he loves the big mask.
  134. What does Bigfoot bring to a picnic? A big basket of food.
  135. Why did Bigfoot become a painter? He loves big canvases.
  136. What do you call a Bigfoot in the city? An urban legend with big feet.
  137. Why doesn’t Bigfoot need glasses? He’s got big eyes.
  138. What’s Bigfoot’s favorite type of bird? The Bigfooted booby.
  139. How does Bigfoot win at tug-of-war? With one big pull.
  140. Why is Bigfoot always the first one ready for a trip? He packs a big bag.
  141. What does Bigfoot take to the beach? A big beach towel.
  142. Why doesn’t Bigfoot play the stock market? His investments are too big to risk.
  143. How does Bigfoot stay warm in the winter? He knits big scarves.
  144. Why is Bigfoot always chosen as the team captain? He stands out in a crowd.
  145. What is Bigfoot’s favorite kind of chip? Big foot long potato chips.
  146. How does Bigfoot get around the city? He takes big steps.
  147. Why is Bigfoot such a good gardener? He has a big green thumb.
  148. Why did Bigfoot become a sculptor? He enjoys making big busts.
  149. What is Bigfoot’s favorite kind of dance? The Bigfoot boogie.
  150. Why does Bigfoot always win at seesaw? He’s got the heavier end of the deal.

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