150 wind jokes
- Why don’t wind turbines go on dates? Because they always blow it.
- Why did the wind break up with the weather vane? Because it was too directional.
- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your leaves, this will be a breeze.
- Why don’t winds make good musicians? Because they’re always out of tune.
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
- What did the one gust of wind say to the other? “You blow me away.”
- Why was the breeze bad at playing hide and seek? Because it always gets spotted.
- What do you call a wind that can play the piano? A breeze-ident of music.
- Why did the wind go to the concert? To see the band “blow” everyone away.
- Why was the wind failing school? It was just passing through.
- Why don’t winds get lost? Because they follow the air-rows.
- Why do breezes never pay their bills on time? Because they’re always “blow” on cash.
- Why was the breeze arrested? For air-assault.
- Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It said, “You’re too much drama.”
- Why don’t wind turbines ever get tired? Because they’re big fans.
- What did the mommy breeze say to the baby breeze? “Don’t wind up like your father.”
- Why did the wind get a warning? It was going at breakneck speed.
- How does a wind become a gust? It just blows up.
- Why don’t breezes play chess? They prefer checkers because it’s less “draughty.”
- How do winds like their food? Blown away.
- What do breezes use to brush their teeth? Wind-paste.
- Why did the wind go to a baseball game? To catch a fly ball.
- What is a hurricane’s favorite pet? A whirl-wind dog.
- What’s a wind’s favorite dance? The twist.
- Why did the wind apply for a job? To make some change in the atmosphere.
- Why are winds so good at volleyball? They always serve aces.
- What do you call a friendly breeze? A draft mate.
- What’s a wind’s favorite drink? Gust-o coffee.
- How do winds stay in shape? They have a daily air-obic routine.
- What is a wind’s favorite car? An air-odynamic one.
- Why was the wind acting strange? It had a change of air.
- What do you call a wind with a cold? A sneeze.
- What’s a wind’s favorite hobby? Kite-flying.
- Why are winds so modest? They hate to gush.
- What is a wind’s favorite movie? Gone with the Wind.
- Why did the wind visit the desert? To experience a sandstorm.
- Why did the wind enroll in law school? It wanted to pass the bar exam.
- What’s a wind’s favorite fashion accessory? A breeze-let.
- What does a wind do when it retires? It becomes a breeze.
- Why did the wind go to therapy? It had too much on its gust.
- What do winds do on their birthday? They blow out candles.
- What’s a wind’s favorite type of math? Geo-metry.
- How does a wind tell time? By the sundial, it’s always blowing.
- What’s a wind’s favorite kitchen appliance? A fan oven.
- Why was the wind always getting into fights? It had a gusty attitude.
- Why was the wind jealous of the sun? Because it could never outshine it.
- What do winds like to read? Air-ogant stories.
- What’s a wind’s favorite sport? Air hockey.
- Why do winds hate humidity? It makes them feel heavy.
- How do winds get their hair cut? They just get a trim on the fly.
- What do winds do at the beach? They kite-surf.
- What is a wind’s favorite way to relax? By watching the clouds roll by.
- How did the wind become popular? It just started trending.
- What’s a wind’s favorite fruit? Blow-berries.
- Why did the wind never finish school? It kept getting carried away.
- What’s a wind’s favorite card game? Windmill Bridge.
- How do winds communicate? They whistle.
- Why are winds bad at basketball? They always blow the shot.
- How do winds go shopping? They browse.
- What’s a wind’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bad Wind.
- How does a wind get to work? It commutes by gale.
- Why was the wind afraid of the clock? It didn’t want to be swept away by time.
- Why did the wind stop working? It had been blown out of proportion.
- What did the wind say to the drought? “I’m here to blow you away.”
- What’s a wind’s favorite flower? A blow-quet.
- Why did the wind go to the circus? To see the air-robats.
- What’s a wind’s favorite music? Rock and blow.
- Why are winds so good at poker? They have a great poker “gust.”
- What’s a wind’s favorite breakfast? A gust of wind with a side of toast.
- Why did the wind go to the library? It had a book on hold.
- How do winds flirt? They whisper sweet nothings.
- Why was the wind late? It was held up by the traffic lights.
- What did the wind say to the leaf? “You’re falling for me, aren’t you?”
- Why do winds love to travel? They’re always on the move.
- What is a wind’s favorite holiday? Easterly.
- Why did the wind go to the amusement park? To go on the roller-blower.
- How do winds get up the mountain? They scale it.
- Why was the wind cold at the party? It felt left out in the cold.
- What’s a wind’s favorite candy? Blow pops.
- Why was the wind in the courtroom? It was witnessing a trial.
- How do winds get clean? They gust-icate.
- Why did the wind join the army? To become a drill sergeant.
- What did the wind say to the cloud? “You’re blocking my view.”
- How does a wind get promoted? It becomes a gust.
- What’s a wind’s favorite restaurant? The Gale and Anchor.
- Why do winds love sailing? They can control the sail.
- What did the wind say to the tree? “Hold on to your branches!”
- Why are winds bad at keeping secrets? They’re always blowing it.
- How do winds play soccer? They kick up a storm.
- What’s a wind’s favorite vegetable? The wind-some root.
- Why did the wind go to the gym? To get huff and puff.
- How does a wind say goodbye? It waves.
- Why did the wind go to the dentist? It had a cavity.
- What is a wind’s favorite cookie? Windmill cookies.
- Why did the wind buy a bicycle? It wanted to go freewheeling.
- What’s a wind’s favorite instrument? The saxophone, it loves to blow it.
- Why do winds love marathons? They’re always in it for the long run.
- How do winds keep fit? They run and gust.
- What’s a wind’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because they gather no moss.
- What did the wind say to the mountains? “Move over!”
- How does a wind cook dinner? On a barbe-gust.
- What did the wind say to the snow? “You chill me to the bone.”
- Why do winds love roller coasters? They enjoy the rush.
- Why was the wind depressed? It felt like it was going nowhere.
- What do winds say when they’re surprised? “Well, blow me down!”
- How does a wind take its coffee? Blown and stirred.
- What’s a wind’s favorite song? “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
- What do winds wear to formal events? Wind-sors.
- Why was the wind offended? It got called a draft.
- How do winds meditate? They take deep breaths.
- Why do winds love boxing? They have a good left hook.
- What’s a wind’s favorite book? “The Air I Breathe.”
- Why did the wind go to the casino? To try its luck.
- How do winds greet each other? They shake hands.
- What did the wind say to the lake? “You’re a breath of fresh air.”
- Why was the wind expelled from school? It refused to follow the draft.
- Why do winds love hiking? They enjoy the high life.
- How do winds celebrate victories? They throw parties.
- What’s a wind’s favorite dish? A gust-o pasta.
- Why did the wind visit the artist? It wanted to be drawn.
- How does a wind ask someone out? It blows them a kiss.
- What’s a wind’s favorite dessert? Whirl-wind ice cream.
- Why was the wind excited? It was going on a trip.
- Why did the wind get a promotion? It exceeded expectations.
- How does a wind read books? By flipping the pages.
- Why do winds dislike the cold? They can’t feel their toes.
- Why did the wind get in trouble? It was blowing things out of proportion.
- What did the wind say to the rose? “You’re a breath of fresh air.”
- Why was the wind upset? It lost its whistle.
- What’s a wind’s favorite video game? Breath of the Wild.
- Why was the wind hired? It was good at networking.
- Why did the wind go to the beauty salon? It needed a blow-out.
- What’s a wind’s favorite perfume? Chanel No. Breeze.
- Why did the wind join the choir? It had a great range.
- How does a wind show affection? It gives a big hug.
- What did the wind say to the swing? “Let’s hang out!”
- Why was the wind so sleepy? It was out all night.
- How does a wind get a job? It blows away the competition.
- What’s a wind’s favorite type of cheese? Bree.
- Why was the wind in trouble at work? It blew off its responsibilities.
- How does a wind make a phone call? It dials up.
- Why did the wind get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
- What’s a wind’s favorite soda? Dr. Pepper, it has a great blow.
- Why do winds dislike drama? They prefer a calm atmosphere.
- Why did the wind join the football team? It had great footwork.
- What’s a wind’s favorite pet? A bird, it’s always on the wing.
- Why was the wind so moody? It was going through a phase.
- What’s a wind’s favorite snack? Puffed rice.
- Why was the wind in a rush? It was running late.
- How does a wind say goodnight? It blows a kiss.