81 starfish jokes
- Why did the starfish go to school? To reach for the stars!
- How do starfish make a phone call? They use a shell-phone!
- Why was the starfish always calm? It liked to keep things tide!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite game? Twinkle, twinkle, little starfish!
- What does a starfish do when it’s scared? It clams up!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite TV show? “Star” Trek!
- Why are starfish like celebrities? They have their own star on the beach!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite music? Rock and roll, because they’re always on the rocks!
- Why was the starfish great at math? It knew all the angles!
- How does a starfish get around the city? It takes the seahorse carriage!
- Why don’t starfish play hide and seek? Because they always “sea” through each other!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite song? Twinkle Twinkle Little Starfish!
- Why did the starfish blush? Because the sea-weed!
- What does a starfish wear to a party? A sea-tie!
- What kind of tree does a starfish climb? A palm tree, of course!
- Why don’t starfish use smartphones? They prefer shellular devices!
- How do starfish get to work? They commute on a tidepool!
- Why did the starfish become a detective? It had a knack for “clamming” up the truth!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite dessert? Sand-dae!
- What is a starfish’s favorite dance? The JELLYfish Jig!
- Why don’t starfish use forks? They prefer their seafood finger food!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite band? The Beatles, because they love to live under rocks!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite movie? “A Star Is Born”!
- How does a starfish follow its dreams? It just goes with the flow!
- Why did the starfish get a timeout? It didn’t play fare with the sea-horses!
- Why don’t starfish have a good sense of time? Because they’re always in the current moment!
- What do starfish use for currency? Sand dollars!
- Why do starfish make great friends? They always stick by your side!
- Why did the starfish go to the party? To have a whale of a time!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite type of poetry? Shell-sonnets!
- Why did the starfish get a promotion? It sea-zed the opportunity!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite exercise? Star-jumps!
- How do starfish keep their shape? They do star sit-ups!
- What do starfish call a funny joke? A real rib-tickler!
- Why did the starfish become a baker? It wanted to make sand-wiches!
- Why don’t starfish go to the movies? They wait for the film to be released on ‘Sea’-VD!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite breakfast? Sand-wiches and a cup of kelp tea!
- How do starfish feel after a good joke? Buoyant!
- Why don’t starfish have to worry about sunburn? They’ve got a permanent tan!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite part of a song? The tide-al track!
- Why don’t starfish ever get lost at sea? They always follow the North Star-fish!
- Why are starfish always late? They get tide up in traffic!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite subject? Astrology, they love studying stars!
- Why do starfish make bad secret agents? They’re always washed up!
- Why are starfish great musicians? They’ve got perfect pitch – on the beach!
- Why are starfish so good at soccer? They always have five goalies ready!
- Why did the starfish join the circus? It wanted to be a star of the show!
- Why don’t starfish like fast food? They can’t catch it!
- Why did the starfish go to the theater? It had a role in the ‘current’ production!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite winter sport? Ice skating on the frosty waves!
- Why did the starfish become a gardener? It had a green fin!
- Why did the starfish never get stressed? Because it was a star at meditating!
- Why did the starfish go to the library? It wanted to read about sea-riously interesting things!
- How do starfish get so much done in a day? They plan every ‘tide’ detail!
- Why did the starfish go to the North Pole? It wanted to meet the Polar Star!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite beverage? Salt-water tea!
- How do starfish stay safe at night? They sleep under the sand-blanket!
- What does a starfish do in its free time? It soaks up some starlight!
- How do starfish say goodbye? “Sea” you later!
- What do starfish use to write letters? A sea-nib pen with inkfish!
- How do starfish travel long distances? They catch a ride on a shark!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite classic book? “War and Peace, with Plenty of Beach”!
- Why did the starfish become an artist? It loved painting sea-scenes!
- Why do starfish like holidays? They love basking in the sun!
- Why did the starfish visit the moon? It wanted to be a space star!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite exercise? The star-jump!
- Why do starfish make great secretaries? They’re star organizers!
- What is a starfish’s favorite type of music? Ocean waves, it’s all the rave!
- Why are starfish good at basketball? They always score with their star shots!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite meal? A seaweed wrap!
- What’s a starfish’s motto? “Reach for the star(fish)!”
- How does a starfish cut its hair? It uses sea-scissors!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, because it loves the fireworks!
- Why do starfish like puzzles? They love figuring out the tide-turners!
- Why was the starfish always happy? It could always sea the bright side!
- How do starfish decorate their homes? With sand-castles and sea-shell decor!
- Why was the starfish the best detective? It could always sea through the lies!
- How does a starfish apologize? It says, “I’m so s-ocean-ry!”
- Why do starfish never get bored? They’re always surrounded by sea-nery!
- What’s a starfish’s favorite play? “Starlight Express”!
- Why do starfish make great astronomers? They’re always watching the stars!