150 sing/singing jokes
- Why don’t secret agents sing in the shower? They don’t want to blow their cover!
- What do you call a snowman with a great voice? Melt-ody!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Soul!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing up for karaoke night!
- What do you call a singing laptop? A-Dell!
- Why did the note break up with the clef? It felt too flat!
- What’s a singer’s favorite snack? Micro-chips!
- What’s a songbird’s favorite game? Duck, Duck, Goose!
- What do you call a singer who’s always on time? Pitch-perfect!
- What do you get if you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician? A yam session!
- Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble!
- How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
- What’s the scariest type of music? Beethoven’s fright!
- Why do singers make terrible secretaries? They always return the notes!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of math? Alge-bra-vo!
- Why did the choir go to the bar? It was their turn to be on the high C’s!
- What do you call a duck that likes to sing? A quacker with a track-er!
- What do you call a fish that can sing? Tune-a!
- Why was the singer bad at playing cards? She couldn’t hold a suit!
- Why did the songbird go to school? It wanted to learn the pecking order!
- How does a singer keep their pants up? With a tune-a belt!
- Why did the singer bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes!
- What’s a singer’s favorite fruit? Ban-a-na-na-na-na-na-na!
- Why are pirates bad singers? They always hit the high C’s!
- What do you call a singing cat? A meow-sician!
- How do you comfort a sad singer? Tell them it’s just a minor setback!
- What do you call a singing computer? A hard drive with rhythm!
- Why don’t singers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always in scale!
- Why don’t singers like racing? They can’t stand the finish line!
- Why did the scarecrow become a singer? He was outstanding in his field!
- Why do singers always know the time? Because every good musician knows the score!
- What do you call a nervous singer? Shakira… because her voice is shaky!
- Why do football players make good singers? They have perfect pitch!
- Why was the singer good at basketball? He never missed a beat!
- What do you call a singing beetle? Ringo!
- Why are most singers also good gardeners? Because they’re always going for the top notes!
- Why did the melon join the band? It had the right vibes!
- What’s a singer’s favorite part of a tree? The harmony!
- How do singers greet each other? “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?”
- What do singers do when they’re tired? They hit the sack… and the hi-hat, and the bass drum…
- What do you call a singing superhero? A capella man!
- Why did the singer become a baker? He kneaded more dough!
- How do you get a singer off your porch? Pay for the pizza!
- Why was the singer in trouble at school? He couldn’t stop fiddling around!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of cookie? Opera-chip!
- How does a singer cut their hair? In a rest-cut!
- Why did the singer refuse to fight the musician? He didn’t want to strike a chord!
- How do singers show affection? They press the right keys!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of bird? The canary… it’s in tune!
- Why do singers always carry a pencil? To draw the line somewhere!
- Why do singers make great detectives? They can always pick up the pitch!
- Why don’t singers play chess? They always lose their tempo!
- Why are singers like magicians? They can both pull high notes out of thin air!
- What’s a singer’s favorite city? Sing-apore!
- Why do singers hate early mornings? They’re not good with a-cappuccino!
- Why did the musician get into trouble? He broke too many records!
- What do you call a singer who’s good at gardening? A plant-tenor!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of car? A Kia…ra!
- Why did the singer go to the party? He heard it was in full swing!
- How do you know if a singer is knocking at your door? The knocking keeps getting louder and faster!
- What’s a singer’s favorite cheese? Brie-oncé!
- Why did the singer go to the jungle? He wanted to sing with the can-tarzan!
- What do you call a singer who always loses things? Forgetta Lyric!
- Why do singers like golf? They both involve perfect swings!
- Why do singers never lose at poker? They always play their cards right!
- Why did the singer visit the bakery? He needed a new roll!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of insect? A hum-bee!
- Why did the singer become a farmer? He wanted to grow his range!
- What do you call a singer who bakes? A dough-re-mi-fa-so!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of candy? Harmon-mints!
- Why do singers love to sail? They love the sound of the sea-shanties!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso-yourself!
- Why did the singer get kicked out of the library? He was causing treble!
- What do singers say before eating? Let’s face the music and dine!
- How did the singer break his leg? He fell off the charts!
- Why did the singer get locked out of his house? He left his keys inside!
- Why are singers so good at fishing? They always catch the bass!
- Why did the singer always carry a map? He didn’t want to lose his scale!
- How do you know a singer is cold? When they can’t hit the high notes because of the chills!
- What do you call a singing flower? A dande-lyric!
- What’s a singer’s favorite school subject? Music, it’s no treble at all!
- What do you call a singing dog? A bark-er-tone!
- Why did the singer bring a sunflower to the concert? He wanted to meet the flower of the band!
- What do you call a duo of singing fruits? A pear-ody!
- What’s a singer’s favorite candy bar? Snickers… It has the best bars!
- How does a singer say goodbye? “I’ll sing you later!”
- What do you call a singer who’s also a thief? A croon-er!
- Why did the singer go camping? He wanted to try pitch-ing a tent!
- Why are singers good at multitasking? They can keep track of multiple lines at once!
- What do you call a singing insect? A bea-tle!
- Why do singers love gardening? They can dig the beats!
- What’s a singer’s favorite way to travel? By song-boat!
- Why do singers always have a backup plan? They’re used to having an encore!
- What’s a singer’s favorite meal? B-flat burgers!
- What’s a singer’s favorite exercise? Vocal runs!
- Why did the singer join the circus? He loved being part of the greatest show!
- What do singers have in common with chefs? They both mix beats!
- Why did the singer buy a treadmill? He wanted to improve his running time!
- Why was the singer scared of the ghost? He had heard the spirit had a spine-chilling harmony!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of bread? A roll in the key of B!
- Why do singers love pizza? Because it comes with extra cheese!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of weather? Light showers for warm-ups!
- What did the singer say to the nervous guitarist? Don’t fret!
- Why are singers always calm? Because they know how to compose themselves!
- Why do singers make great chefs? They’re always in tune with the seasoning!
- What do you call a singing soda? Pop-sic!
- Why did the singer go to the tailor? He needed to adjust his pitch!
- What did the singer say when he was late to the concert? “Sorry, I hit a bad note!”
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of boat? A tune-ic!
- Why did the singer visit the psychologist? He couldn’t get his head out of the clouds!
- What do you call a singer who can’t find their shoes? A soles-ist!
- What’s a singer’s favorite piece of furniture? A composer!
- Why do singers love to travel? They enjoy hitting the road and the high notes!
- Why did the singer get a job at the bank? He wanted to check his balance!
- What’s a singer’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line… it has the best timing!
- What do singers do to unwind? They take notes… off!
- Why did the singer refuse to play hide and seek? He didn’t want to be found out of tune!
- What’s a singer’s favorite part of a computer? The keyboard… it’s just their type!
- What do you call a singing skeleton? Bon Jovi!
- What’s a singer’s favorite game? Catch… if you can!
- Why did the singer become a librarian? She wanted to read the notes!
- What do you call a group of singing cats? A mews-ical ensemble!
- What do you call a singing lamp? Light Opera!
- Why do singers love astronomy? They’re always looking for new stars!
- Why do singers make good detectives? They always follow the leads!
- What do you call a singer at a construction site? A vocal builder!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of donut? Jam-filled… they love the sweet notes!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of vegetable? Beets, naturally!
- Why do singers hate the desert? They can’t stand the high notes!
- What do singers do at the park? Swing to the rhythm!
- Why did the singer become a mechanic? He wanted to tune up his car!
- What do you call a singer who loves science? A test-tube baby!
- What’s a singer’s favorite flower? The bell (of the ballad)!
- What do singers do at the beach? They sea-shanty!
- What’s a singer’s favorite playground equipment? The seesaw… it has the best ups and downs!
- What do you call a singer who also paints? A brush-stroke of genius!
- What do singers do when they go hiking? They scale the mountains!
- What’s a singer’s favorite type of clock? The metronome!
- Why did the singer go to the zoo? He wanted to see the singed-erella of the animal kingdom!
- Why do singers make good sailors? They’re used to charting a course!
- What’s a singer’s favorite household chore? Cleaning the scale-ery!
- Why do singers make good architects? They always note the details!
- Why do singers love to swim? They enjoy making waves!
- What’s a singer’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle Bell Rock and Roll!”
- What’s a singer’s favorite dance? The Cha-Cha… it has a great beat!
- What do you call a singing vampire? Fang Sinatra!
- What do singers do on a hot day? They make their own shade!
- Why did the singer go to the dentist? To fix his broken record!
- What do you call a singer who is also a gardener? A plan-tune-ist!
- What’s a singer’s favorite color? Blue… because they always sing the blues!