147 rodeo jokes
- Why don’t rodeo clowns use bookmarks? Because they always stop at the bull’s page.
- Why don’t secrets work at the rodeo? Because the horses always spill the beans.
- Why was the cowboy a great musician? Because he always played by ear… of corn.
- What do you call a cowboy with a case of the giggles? A bronco-buster.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite workout? Horse lifting.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite dessert? Apple pie-n-neer.
- What’s a rodeo bull’s favorite drink? A Red Bull, for the horns.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of math? Ranch geometry.
- Why was the cowboy a great baker? He had the dough before the rodeo.
- How do rodeo stars get around town? In their gall-pup trucks.
- Why don’t bulls use the internet? They’re afraid of the spam.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves trampoline? A jolly jumper.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite sport besides rodeo? Foal-ball.
- Why was the cowboy poet always broke? He couldn’t rhyme nor reason.
- What do you call a funny horse? A stand-up neigh-median.
- How do cowboys like their eggs? With a side of horse-radish.
- Why don’t cowboys make good detectives? They always follow the wrong trail.
- Why did the cowboy ride his horse to town? He thought it would make him look more “stable”.
- Why did the rodeo clown bring a ladder? He heard the stakes were high.
- What do you call a cowboy who tells tall tales? A bull-dozer.
- Why was the cowboy’s computer always crashing? It had a bad horse-power.
- Why did the cowboy go to the bakery? He needed a good “roll” in the hay.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite dance? The Foal-king dance.
- Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get a “long little doggie”.
- How do cowboys communicate? With Western Union.
- What do cowboys use to catch fish? Cowboy hooks, not crooks.
- Why was the cowboy a bad card player? He always had an “ace in the hole”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite element? Au, because it stands for gold.
- Why did the rodeo clown go to school? To get a little class clowning.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite vegetable? Corn-on-the-cob-boy.
- Why did the cowboy take hay to bed? To feed his night mares.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite bird? The eagle, for its Western vibe.
- Why was the cowboy a bad secretary? He couldn’t get the hang of Microsoft “Word”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite day of the week? Sundance-day.
- How do cowboys cook their steaks? On the range.
- Why did the rodeo clown become a gardener? He wanted to plant a few “jester-mines”.
- Why did the cowboy refuse to wear a watch? He said time was always “reining” on him.
- Why did the cowboy adopt a cat? He heard they’re good at catching “mice”
- Why was the cowboy’s home so tidy? He was good at “rounding up” the dirt.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of music? Country, with a hint of “moo-sic”.
- Why was the rodeo bull always lost? It kept taking the wrong “turn”.
- What do cowboys wear to a tea party? Stetsons, not top hats.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite card game? Texas Hold ’em.
- Why did the cowboy sit on the freezer? He wanted to have a cool ride.
- What do you call a cowboy who can sing and yodel? A yokel.
- Why did the cowboy go to the auction? He was looking for a good “buck”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite place to eat? The ranch dressing room.
- Why did the cowboy bring a pencil to the rodeo? He wanted to draw a bull.
- What do you call a cowboy with a sheep? A “shear” delight.
- Why was the cowboy a great mechanic? He knew how to handle a “horsepower”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite fruit? The “ranch-erine”.
- Why did the cowboy get an owl? He wanted to be wise on the “range”.
- Why was the cowboy’s hair always perfect? He used “mane” and tail.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite candy? Jolly “ranch-ers”.
- Why did the cowboy never play hide and seek with his horse? He always found himself saddled with finding everyone.
- What do you call a rodeo performer in a suit? A “tux-son” of fun.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite seafood? “Prairie” oysters.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a map? He didn’t want to get caught up a “creek” without a saddle.
- What do you call a cowboy that only rides at night? A “night-mare”.
- Why did the cowboy ride his horse to the bar? It was his “beer-sted”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite pasta? “Spag-western”.
- Why did the cowboy take a bath with his boots on? He didn’t want to be caught “barefoot”.
- What do you call a cowboy who can’t ride a horse? A “side-walker”.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a rope? Just for “knots”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite pet? A “gold-rush”.
- Why did the cowboy always lose at poker? He had too many “cards up his sleeve”.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to read? A “page-rider”.
- Why was the cowboy’s nose always red? He kept smelling the roses.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite cereal? Shredded wheat, for the “straw”.
- Why did the cowboy always sleep under the stars? He wanted a “night’s rest”.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves jazz? A “swing-rider”.
- Why did the cowboy refuse to eat escargot? He said it was too “slow food”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite flower? “Cowslip”.
- Why did the cowboy always wear striped clothes? He wanted to avoid “jail”.
- What do you calla cowboy who never falls off his horse? Stick-in-the-mud.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a guitar? Because he liked to “strum” along.
- What do you call a cowboy who likes to knit? A “wool-rider”.
- Why did the cowboy become a writer? He wanted to “pen” his adventures.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of coffee? A “brew-tin”.
- Why did the cowboy go to the art museum? He heard there was a new “Western” exhibition.
- What do you call a cowboy who likes classical music? A “horse-zart”.
- Why did the cowboy never get a haircut? He was afraid of “shears”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of tea? “Chamomile” tea, for the calm before the storm.
- Why did the cowboy wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to sing? A “tune-rider”.
- Why was the cowboy a good swimmer? He loved doing the “horse-stroke”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of bread? “Saddle-rye”.
- Why did the cowboy never eat lunch? He was always “on the run”.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to draw? A “sketch-rider”.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a compass? He never wanted to lose his “way-west”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of soup? “Bean there, done that” soup.
- Why did the cowboy become a chef? He had a “steak” in the business.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to dance? A “two-step” maverick.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a feather? He believed in “tickling” the odds.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite part of a song? The “horse-chestra”.
- Why did the cowboy go to the dentist? He had a tooth “ache”.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves gardening? A “grow-deo” expert.
- Why did the cowboy bring a dog to the rodeo? He thought it would be a “barking” success.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of shoes? “Boots with the spurs”.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a blanket? He loved the “wrap-up”.
- What do you call a cowboy who’s good at chess? A “checkmate” champ.
- Why did the cowboy always eat breakfast? He loved the “crack of dawn”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite weather? When it’s raining “cats and dogs”.
- Why did the cowboy never use a map? He preferred the “starry” guidance.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to fish? A “cast-iron” cowboy.
- Why did the cowboy paint his horse green? He wanted a “colorful” ride.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of pie? “Cow-pie”.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a harmonica? He loved to “blow off” steam.
- What do you call a cowboy who can play the piano? A “key” wrangler.
- Why did the cowboy refuse to ride a zebra? He didn’t want any “crossings”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of sandwich? “Grilled cheese, hold the bulls”.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a torch? He loved to “light” up the way.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to cook? A “grill” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always eat beans? He loved the “musical fruit”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of salad? “Ranch” salad.
- Why did the cowboy wear a patch? He had a “sight” for sore eyes.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to bake? A “bun” wrangler.
- Why did the cowboy always eat spaghetti? He loved to “twirl” his food.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of car? A “horse-power” car.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a watch? He didn’t want to “lose time”.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to read? A “book” rider.
- Why did the cowboy never drink milk? He didn’t want to “cow-tow” to anyone.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of cookies? “Choc-chip” cookies.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a knife? He loved to “cut” the chase.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to swim? A “dive” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always eat his steak well-done? He didn’t want any “bull”.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of tree? “Horse-chestnut” tree.
- Why did the cowboy always wear a hat? He loved to “tip” his hat.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to ski? A “slope” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a pen? He loved to “draw” his journey.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of pudding? “Cow-pat” pudding.
- Why did the cowboy always eat bread? He loved the “knead” for it.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to hike? A “trail” rider.
- Why did the cowboy never use a fork? He preferred to “spear” his food.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of burger? “Steer” burger.
- Why did the cowboy always carry a mug? He loved to “drink” in the scenery.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to play football? A “goal” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always wear sunglasses? He didn’t want to “glare” at anyone.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of drink? “Cow-boy” coffee.
- Why did the cowboy always wear a bandana? He loved to “tie” up loose ends.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to run? A “dash” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always eat nuts? He loved the “crunch” of it.
- What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of hat? A “cow-boy” hat.
- Why did the cowboy always wear a belt? He loved to “buckle” up.
- What do you call a cowboy who loves to paint? A “stroke” rider.
- Why did the cowboy always wear gloves? He didn’t want any “handy” issues.
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