150 pink jokes

  1. Why did the pink flamingo bring sunscreen to the party? Because it didn’t want to turn red!
  2. What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? “Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant…”
  3. Why don’t pink elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
  4. Why did the pink tulip stand up straight? It heard the gardener say, “Petals up!”
  5. What do you call a pink flower that’s a great singer? A blooming pop star!
  6. How did the pink star get its shine? It uses blush every morning!
  7. Why was the pink doughnut so popular at the party? Because it was a sweet circle of life!
  8. What’s a pink cat’s favorite exercise? Purr-lates!
  9. Why did the pink shirt refuse to be ironed? It didn’t want to be pressed!
  10. What’s a pink pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake!
  11. Why do pink flamingos always lift one leg when sleeping? Because if they lifted both they’d fall over!
  12. What do you call a very silent pink flamingo? Flam-quiet-go!
  13. Why was the pink rabbit good at games? It was always hopping to it!
  14. Why was the pink balloon depressed? It was feeling deflated!
  15. What’s a pink ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
  16. How does a pink bunny stay fit? Lots of egg-cercise!
  17. What’s a pink star’s favorite candy? Starburst!
  18. Why was the pink cake so proud? It was a self-rising star!
  19. Why did the pink cloud stay home? It felt under the weather!
  20. What do pink roses and skeletons have in common? Neither has a funny bone!
  21. What’s a pink flamingo’s favorite dance? The Flamenco!
  22. Why did the pink doughnut visit the dentist? It needed a filling!
  23. What does a pink bunny say before dinner? Lettuce pray!
  24. Why do pink flamingos become friends easily? Because they always click!
  25. What’s a pink bird’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo!
  26. Why did the pink lemonade stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  27. Why was the pink tulip a great spy? It rose to the occasion!
  28. Why don’t pink ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
  29. How do you catch a pink squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  30. What do you call a pink cat that can play the guitar? A musical mew-sician!
  31. What’s a pink pig’s favorite type of money? Piggy banks!
  32. Why was the pink marshmallow a bad liar? You could see right through it!
  33. Why did the pink flamingo stand on one leg? If it lifted the other, it would fall over!
  34. Why did the pink elephant wear green sneakers? So it could hide in a bowl of guacamole!
  35. Why was the pink starfish popular? Because it was a sea-lebrity!
  36. Why did the pink doughnut go to school? To get a little smarter!
  37. Why did the pink cloud become a gardener? It wanted to make it rain flowers!
  38. What do you call a pink T-rex? A blushing brute!
  39. What do you call a pink turtle that sings? A shell-ebrity!
  40. What’s a pink frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!
  41. Why do pink aliens use saucers? Because their cups kept falling off!
  42. How do pink elephants ask for a timeout? They say, “Pause, trunk!”
  43. Why did the pink cat join the circus? It was a natural purr-former!
  44. Why did the pink flamingo become a detective? It was always on the case!
  45. What do you call a scared pink jelly? Terrified Jam!
  46. What do pink birds use to write notes? A feather pen!
  47. Why did the pink star quit the sky? It couldn’t handle the spotlight!
  48. Why did the pink doughnut see a therapist? It felt empty inside!
  49. Why did the pink pig start a bakery? It loved to ham it up!
  50. Why was the pink rabbit a great comedian? It had perfect timing!
  51. Why do pink fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  52. What do you call a pink comet? A space blush!
  53. Why did the pink shirt never lose at poker? It always had a suit!
  54. What’s a pink pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrrr-ose!
  55. Why was the pink elephant kicked out of the public pool? Because it couldn’t keep its trunks up!
  56. What’s a pink frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad!
  57. Why did the pink flower always drive fast? It wanted to petal to the metal!
  58. Why did the pink donut go to the doctor? It was feeling a little hole-y!
  59. What do you call a pink bird that’s gone bad? Malfeatherant!
  60. Why did the pink cat win the race? It was purr-fectly fast!
  61. Why did the pink ice cream love school? It was a sundae scholar!
  62. Why did the pink fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
  63. What do you call a pink snake? A hiss-terical creature!
  64. What’s a pink horse’s favorite TV show? Neigh-bours!
  65. What do you call a pink bird who’s a film director? Steven Spiel-bird!
  66. Why was the pink balloon afraid of popping? It had a lot of things to let go!
  67. Why don’t pink candles ever go hiking? They might wick away!
  68. What’s a pink spider’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day!
  69. Why did the pink strawberry go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
  70. What’s a pink shark’s favorite bible story? Jonah and the whale!
  71. What do you call a pink witch? A hex-cellent beauty!
  72. Why did the pink turtle never play hide and seek? It always stuck its neck out!
  73. What do you call a pink wizard? A fuchsia-rer of magic!
  74. What’s a pink bear’s favorite dessert? Berry pie!
  75. Why did the pink tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  76. Why was the pink elephant good at multiplication? It always remembered the times tables!
  77. Why do pink flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall!
  78. What’s a pink dog’s favorite vegetable? Collie-flower!
  79. Why was the pink octopus great at baseball? It always hit squid home runs!
  80. What do you call a pink duck that becomes a detective? A quack solver!
  81. What do pink cows read? Catalogs!
  82. Why did the pink cloud go to school? To become a little foggy!
  83. What’s a pink dolphin’s favorite TV show? The Finstones!
  84. What did the pink grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  85. What do you call a pink bird that’s scared? Chicken!
  86. Why was the pink rose always tired? It rose too early!
  87. What do you call a pink cat who loves bowling? An alley cat!
  88. Why did the pink light bulb flunk out of school? It wasn’t too bright!
  89. Why did the pink lemon go to the party? It was a sour puss!
  90. What’s a pink lion’s favorite food? Berry-flavored roar-meats!
  91. What’s a pink snake’s favorite subject? Hissss-tory!
  92. Why did the pink cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby!
  93. Why was the pink shirt a great detective? It always had an iron-clad case!
  94. What’s a pink fish’s favorite musical? The Little Merman!
  95. What do you call a pink dragon? A blush beast!
  96. Why was the pink book always in trouble? It always had a plot twist!
  97. Why did the pink bird bring a suitcase to school? It wanted to be a carrier pigeon!
  98. Why did the pink goat want to join the band? It had the chops!
  99. Why did the pink bat become a librarian? It loved to hang out in the quiet!
  100. What do you call a pink comedian? A stand-up bloomer!
  101. Why was the pink cat afraid of the tree? It didn’t want to get stuck up a tree without a ladder!
  102. What did the pink grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, man, breathe!
  103. Why did the pink rabbit like to watch TV? He loved hare-raising movies!
  104. Why did the pink bird go to the hair salon? It needed a new tweetment!
  105. Why was the pink rose always in trouble? It was always pushing up daisies!
  106. Why was the pink car always tired? It was always exhausted!
  107. What’s a pink jellyfish’s favorite song? “Jelly Me Softly!”
  108. Why did the pink tomato go to church? It saw the light!
  109. Why did the pink antelope practice the piano? It wanted to hit the right key-notes!
  110. What do you call a pink bunny that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
  111. What’s a pink bird’s favorite band? The Beatles!
  112. Why was the pink flamingo a good volleyball player? Because it always got the spike!
  113. What do you call a pink cat with eight legs? An octo-puss!
  114. Why did the pink plant join the school choir? It had the perfect pitch-er plant!
  115. Why did the pink candle become a detective? It had a burning desire to solve mysteries!
  116. Why did the pink gorilla bring a suitcase to the jungle? He wanted to be a primate traveller!
  117. What’s a pink bee’s favorite song? “Let It Bee!”
  118. Why did the pink lemon never get lost? It always kept its zest!
  119. Why did the pink grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
  120. Why did the pink apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of Core-age!
  121. What’s a pink snail’s favorite song? “Slow Ride!”
  122. Why was the pink book a terrible secret keeper? It always cracked open under pressure!
  123. What do you call a pink cat who’s lost its tail? A retail cat!
  124. Why did the pink flamingo never feel lonely? It always had its flock!
  125. Why did the pink zebra refuse to play cards? It was afraid of dealing with cheetahs!
  126. What do you call a pink alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  127. What’s a pink turtle’s favorite day? Slow-day!
  128. Why was the pink sun always bright? It never lost its shine!
  129. What’s a pink bear’s favorite exercise? Bear-obics!
  130. Why did the pink bird always bring a map? It didn’t want to wing it!
  131. What’s a pink unicorn’s favorite ice cream? Rain-bow and sprinkles!
  132. Why was the pink tree always popular? It always stuck to its roots!
  133. Why did the pink butterfly love school? It was always ready to spread its wings!
  134. What do you call a pink dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
  135. Why was the pink candy so good at school? It was always on a roll!
  136. Why was the pink candy the best dancer? It had all the right twirls!
  137. What’s a pink sheep’s favorite type of music? Baa-roque!
  138. Why did the pink bat love night school? It had outstanding bat-titude!
  139. What’s a pink rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip-Hop!
  140. Why did the pink owl become a singer? It was always a hoot at karaoke!
  141. Why did the pink jellyfish refuse to play hide and seek? It was always getting caught!
  142. Why did the pink horse join the circus? It wanted to show off its horseplay!
  143. What’s a pink cow’s favorite holiday? Moooo-ther’s Day!
  144. Why did the pink rose go to school? It wanted to grow its knowledge!
  145. What do you call a pink cat with 100 legs? A cater-purr-lar!
  146. What’s a pink frog’s favorite type of weather? Hopping hot!
  147. What do you call a pink dinosaur’s dog? Rex!
  148. Why did the pink bat bring a map to the baseball game? It didn’t want to miss a single bat!
  149. What’s a pink rabbit’s favorite type of dance? Hip-hop!
  150. What’s a pink penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctica!

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